Chapter 126: Go to the toilet
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Storm of Kings
- Gu Jianfeng
- 1436 characters
- 2021-01-30 08:06:25
Two figures penetrated into an underground stone forest and stopped suddenly.
"Brother Jing, is it convenient?"
"Don't!" Jing Quan's face showed a blush.
"Ah! Excuse me, I ate too much yesterday. It seems that the feng shui here is good. I suddenly wanted to get a big size and wait for my brother." Zhou Lie patted his forehead and said, "It's over, forgot to bring paper."
Jingquan was speechless for a while, and took out the tissue from his slanted cloth pocket.
"Wow, my brother is very particular. For the first time, I saw small floral prints on the edge of a tissue, and... and it's still fragrant?"
"Stop talking nonsense, our Jing family is in the paper business. In addition to book paper, we also produce this...this kind of tissue." Jingquan almost said the boudoir paper specially prepared for girls.
"Oh, your family should be very rich, and the prices of those books are not cheap." Zhou Lie said as he rushed to the corner on the left, separated by a huge rock from Jingquan.
Just now, he said that the Feng Shui here is good, but it is not a joke, but he really saw a good Feng Shui acupuncture point with a touch of golden light from it.
In these eyes inherited from Shao Yong, golden light is the best, and silver light is the second. However, golden light is sometimes fleeting, and when you want to find it, it will be long gone.
Zhou Lie really ate too much yesterday. He was a big lump of meat, and he was still a monster. His digestion has already filled his intestines, and he needs a rush of pleasure.
He squatted down. As a young man in the mountain village, he was not so particular about it. It was normal to talk while shit.
"Hey, Brother Jing, since your family is in the paper business, you definitely have a lot of opportunities to get in touch with cheats, so why don't you print more and sell them?"
Jingquan met this kind of boy for the first time, and he felt a little bit unscrupulous. Anyway, he was different from the boys he usually came into contact with.
"I want to rub some books and sell them in private to pay off the debt, but my father said that this is a heinous crime. If it is discovered by those big families, the canonical punishment will be given immediately."
Jingquan leaned against the stone wall and rested and said,
The family’s blockade of knowledge is very strict, so those families that seal up book boxes are the most profitable, and they are also very particular about the use of ink for books. I’m afraid it will cost more money to live in the content of the book."
"My mother, it's really a pit! It's difficult to buy a book~EbookFREE.me~ and it's also difficult. The ancients said that opening a book is good. Nowadays, there is no regret medicine when opening a book. Whether you can write down the contents of the book depends on the memory.
"Puff......" Jing Quan frowned when he heard the voice, and quickly backed away three, four, five or six steps.
is too stinky, the dross is dripping!
At this moment, Zhou Lie's eyes widened, staring at the front.
The ground trembled lightly, and a golden light rose up.
"Hey, let me go, there is a baby hidden here."
With mental arithmetic and unintentional, Jin Guang was about to escape, and Zhou Lie caught him with a "bang".
In general, Xiang Rui is most afraid of filth. A certain little turtle shell is no longer there, and he actually throws a to someone's door.
"Hey, what...what is this? How does it look like the legendary dragon? It's too tender and too small."
Ying Er said in a voice transmission: "This is the Dragon Horn Axolotl, which is very beneficial to the ancestral monks. Bringing it around can gather oxygen and increase the oxygen content. This will speed up the thinking speed and greatly shorten the training time during the spiritual cultivation period. There may be other benefits, but I only know so much."
Zhou Lie blinked and said, "Isn't it? Increasing the oxygen content can speed up the cultivation speed during the nourishing period? How do I feel like smoking and smoking at this small finger with thick fingers all day, like smoking a big cigarette. What?"
"Just as if I didn't say it!" Ying Er flashed back directly.
Zhou Lie quickly apologized: "Don't! I'm not skinned anymore, tell me how to raise this little thing. As the old saying goes, three people must have my teacher, I know too little, so I ask Ying teacher Show me a lot."
"Huh, this is almost the same." Ying Er knew that this is not a good place, and quickly preached: "The dragon's horned newt is very easy to feed, just let it build a nest on your head."
"This? Is this over?"
"Hmm! This is over, what do you want?"
"Well, well, Teacher Ying said so wonderfully, please let the students run over and wash their hands." Zhou Lie stretched out his hand to signal that he was very hygienic.
"Really lazy, big lazy..." Ying Er attracted a stream of water.
Zhou Lie picked up the Dragon's Horn and rubbed it in the water, thinking: "Baby Xiangrui, don't get dirty. Look at this angry little appearance, it's really cute to the bones, and Dad will definitely support you like a son. Tsk tsk. , What name should I give you?"
Jingquan asked: "Hey, how are you? Why didn't you speak suddenly?"
"Hehe, here it comes, Jing Ge don't worry, he didn't fall into the cesspit." Zhou Lie walked out and put the axolotl on top of his head casually.
Who knows that this little guy held his hair together, spit out some sticky ambergris and swished "the nest", and completed the explosive hairstyle in an instant, looking like he was full of arrogance.
"This……"
Jingquan was very surprised. This seemingly honest black boy was different from others in every way. He only went to the toilet. Why did he change his hairstyle? It seems, probably, a little handsome?
Zhou Lie touched the striated hair, and said to his heart: "Teacher Ying, yes! This thing really makes a nest on the head, but is this look too public?"
"Zhou Lie, this is Longjiao Axolotl?" Jingquan's eyesight is not bad, so he naturally saw this little cute who suddenly appeared ~ EbookFREE.me~ Longjiao Axolotl's posture is extremely beautiful, with a pair of watery large The eyes, the small dragon horns, the dense mane, and the white and pink body are really lovely.
"Ah! I squatted in the pit, this little thing suddenly sprang out, it looks like a miniature dragon, I don't know what's the use?" Zhou Lie got a little bit more, without showing Ying'er's advice, and wanted to hear what Jing Quan said.
"You are so lucky. I heard that the dragon's horned newt can recover the ancestor spirit as soon as possible. In addition, it naturally restrains certain evil methods. It is a very rare pet. If it is well cultivated, it can be passed on for many generations."
"Hey, it turned out to be a pet. The role is second. The main thing is to look good and look at Ji Qing!" Zhou Lie grinned, but he sighed in his heart: "It's also a pet! This little cute product and your wealth Compared to Toad, it’s a thousand miles away! But we don’t wince, maybe we will get someday, maybe we can meet Jin Chan."
The two continued to search for opportunities, and after bypassing the two stone pillars, they opened their mouths at the same time, their eyes full of surprise.
"Brother Jing, didn't I have hallucinations?"
"If you can ask this sentence, it proves that it is not an illusion. I also saw it. Isn't this a market place? How can there be a shop?"
"Yeah! What a hell."
Zhou Lie and Jing Quan moved back a little bit. There was indeed a shop in front of them. The front door was packed full of crooked shelves, and the things on the shelves were strange and weird.
Suddenly, a sharp voice came from the front: "Hey, don't rush away, you two, it is your blessing to meet a small shop, come and see if there is anything you can see."
Following the voice, a small figure emerged from the back of the shelf. Zhou Lie had only one feeling, this person is so ugly...