Vol 3 Chapter 853: The so-called joke, in fact, there is always a sad core...

The middle level of the tower, in the restaurant.
　　 Hansel and Gretel are facing the sumptuous delicacies in front of them, working hard. On the other hand, Kirito Eomiya sat quietly on the side... He disassembled Grete's M1918 Browning automatic rifle into small parts one by one, and placed them neatly.
　　 The door of the restaurant also opened at this time, and Xing Ke and Yi Liya walked in very heroically.
Xingke naturally sat on the main seat, and Illya was sitting on his right hand side, but during the whole process, Hansel and Grete never looked up at them, wholeheartedly and delicious food. Hard work.
Hoshiki looked at Ilya. Illya ignored his plan. Reluctantly, Hoshiki turned his attention to Kirishu Eomiya, but Kirishu Eomiya was confused for a long time, not knowing what he wanted to express. .
　　 In the end, Xingke had to figure out its own way.
He took out his magic wand, and his magic power surging slightly. In an instant, a large number of banquet dishes that looked very delicious and exquisite appeared in front of him. They were all reproduced by him using material projections. The most high-end cuisine in his own memory, every molecule reveals delicious elements, which is definitely a rare delicacy in the world.
　　, at least, it’s far more delicious than the food made by the amateur cook who became the house-husband only when traveling with Mrs. Eri in recent years.
　　 looked at his work with satisfaction, Xingke didn't say anything, this guy who didn't need food at all began to eat a lot.
　　Originally, there is no comparison, the food cooked by Kiritugu Eomiya is definitely delicious and first-class, but now...
　　 Don't know why, Hansel and Gretel suddenly felt that the "delicious food" in their mouths was not fragrant.
　　 The alluring fragrance floating from the side, like the devil's tentacles, seduced Grete's fork and reached the star carved dinner plate... Of course, a transparent barrier blocked the physical attack from the fork.
　　Gritt tried several times but failed. She had no choice but to look up at the star carving with a puzzled face. Xing Ke also looked at her blankly, chewing on the tender lemon fish steak in his mouth.
　　 Two of you stare at me, I stare at you, no one will speak first.
　　 But no one can be patient with Xingke, in the end Grete spoke first--
　　 "Hey, uncle, I want to eat that."
　　Of course, this was for Kiritugu Eomiya. Xing Ke is clearly a beautiful young boy with long black hair. How could someone call him an uncle?
　　 "Well, you can ask my teacher for his opinion and get his consent." Kiritugu Eimiya replied very seriously.
　　 "Teacher?"
　　 Hansel and Gretel looked curiously at Star Carving, who was no more than a few years older than them. Star Carving was naturally a proud look with their heads upright.
　　 "In other words, is he the master of this wonderful tower?" Grete asked.
　　 "Yes, this tower was built by the teacher."
　　 "In other words, is he the ultimate goal of our mission?" Hansel asked.
　　 "Yes, just kill him and you will achieve your goal."
　　 "Hey-you 25, just after the exam is ready to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestor, right?!" Of course Xingke would not be willing to be sold, he hates being betrayed by others.
　　 "Sorry, teacher, just kidding... Actually, I was the one who proposed to occupy this land this time. The teacher just helped solve the housing problem." Keith Eimiya explained calmly.
　　 "But I am the greatest person in this tower? Don't be mistaken, smart kids." XingQi clearly established the relationship between the top and bottom of this tower.
　　 "Okay, Guise, you lost, you were the first to speak." Ilia made the verdict.
　　 "Illya, what are you talking about? I don't understand." Xingke was shameless without an adult.
　　 "You are really enough, I knew you would say that..."
"Oh, kids, why don't you eat it? You should eat more when you are growing up at a young age." Xingke decisively changed the subject: "Come and taste this, the most delicious thing in the solar system development era. Low-temperature magnetic grilled genetic custom steak."
　　 Speaking of Star Carving, he took the initiative to lift the barrier, and the mage moved two steaks over.
　　 Hansel and Gretel, they saw that the food they had just wanted to see came to them, and of course they couldn't wait to start.
　　 Seeing that they were eating very happily, Hoshiki nodded, just as if he had just used them as the test questions for Eimiya Kiritugu without permission. Then he continued to eat.
　　 "..." Seeing Xing Ke's actions, Illiya blinked her eyes unclearly, and took a sandwich herself to eat.
　　 "..." Watching everyone ate, Weimiya Kiritugu also put down the gun parts in his hand and took a piece of food similar to spring rolls.
　　
　　 The silent meal time passed quickly. Strictly speaking, their table did not have a normal human meal, and they ate nearly a hundred catties of various foods. Sisters Hansel and Gretel, who should have been the most hungry, are the ones who eat the least.
Zhumen’s wine and meat are smelly, and the road freezes to death. When the aborigines outside the tower work hard every day for survival materials, two non-human beings who didn’t need to eat any food consumed their food for a week— -It can be said that this is the case.
　　 "Are the big brothers real demons? They are magical and strong~EbookFREE.me~The appetite is so big." Hansel asked after eating and drinking to recover his strength.
　　 As for why he is called Big Brother, in addition to the unremarkable atmosphere that Hoshiki gives to people, there is also the goodwill that Eimiya Kirisugu has accumulated in his mind, which incidentally benefits Hoshiki.
　　 "No, it's not a devil." Xingke shook his head, snapped his fingers, and all the food waste plates on the table were wiped out, saying:
　　 "Please call us [Magic], yes, it is the kind of magician in fairy tales that brings miracles and perfect endings."
　　 But such a declaration made Hansel and Sister Gretel laugh--
　　 "Puff--hahahaha, did you hear that? My sister. He said he was a magician in a fairy tale."
　　 "Puffhahahaha, I heard, my brother, he also said he would bring a perfect ending."
　　" "This is the best joke! ""
　　 And it was at this time that a bit of cold killing intent began to appear at the dinner table that was still mild. The source is of course the smiling Hansel and Gretel sisters
　　 I don't know why, they felt insult, anger, sadness, pain... Numerous dark negative emotions were born only because of Xingke's self-introduction.
　　 Yes, if there are omnipotent magicians who bring perfect endings in the world, why have they not appeared in front of them until now?
　　What is all the pain and sorrow of the past?