Chapter 184: : The best man in the world

The mother was shocked, her eyes dimmed.
She wanted to tell Li Nanfang that when Min Rou called her, she made it clear that in the letter from the little girl, I was the only fool.
But afterwards, Xue Xinghan analyzed and said that Yue Zitong could not have only one man on the Internet, or she could not quickly degenerate to that point in just a few days.
It should be that long before Li Nanfang added her as a friend, she had had an unbearable relationship with other men, and only women who were willing to degenerate would be easily deceived by strange men to such a point.
On Yue Zitong’s WeChat, there is only Li Nanfang alone. That’s because of his vulgarity, rudeness, and directness, which is the most suitable for her. Otherwise, she would not leave real contact information for strange men. Hope to have that kind of relationship with him in reality.
As for how many men had seen Yue Zitong's unbearable condition before, Xue Xinghan’s reaction was consistent with Li Nanfang’s original idea. He was investigating secretly and found out that one killed one, two killed one pair, and there were ten. Kill a blood stream!
Only with killings can the stains of Yue Zitong's self-willing fall be washed away.
Thinking of such a cute little girl, she actually degenerates to the point where Li Nanfang is disgusted, and even with that boy from the Helan family, she has a face-to-face eyebrows-----mother’s heart hurts. After a moment of stunned eyes, eye circles began to begin. Redness.
Li Nanfang panicked, and quickly took his mother's hand, lowered his head to his face, and said repeatedly: "Mother, I, I just said that casually. In fact, I know very well that Zitong is not that kind of person. She is online. Hu Lai, because she was dissatisfied with reality, wanted to find a spiritual sustenance. She likes Helan Fusu, which is normal. That guy is much handsomer than me. If I were a woman, I would choose to associate with him."
The mother lifted one to die and patted Li Nanfang on the back. She was silent for a long time before she whispered: "Man, if you feel wronged, just marry that Min Rou, that's also a good boy."
"No wronged, no wronged, I won't be wronged!"
Li Nanfang raised his head and shook his head again and again: "I just can't think about it this time. I'm a little jealous. Yes, I'm jealous. That's why I'm playing tricks. I'll go back again after I stay a few days."
The sister laughed, even if she saw that Li Nanfang was coaxing her, she still laughed: "You are much handsomer than the guy from the Helan family. You are the second most handsome man in the world."
For ten years, Li Nanfang, whom his mother has been concerned about, is the second handsome man in the world, so who is the best in the world?
When he saw the most handsome man in the world, Li Nanfang's first reaction was to use his fist to make him more handsome.
Only with a fist, this wretched face is smashed into a bun, and it seems to be able to touch the handsome.
"Look at the wolfish luster in your eyes, do you really envy my old man at such an age, and still firmly occupy the position of the best handsome in the world, can not be shaken to make you desperate, and want to use violence to pull me down? The beautiful appearance will make it easy for you to get to the top?"
The old man picked up a gourd, opened it for a sip, wiped off the nasal mucus with the back of his hand, rubbed a bit of scum from the corner of his eye, flicked his finger, and bounced it into the fire.
On the pine wood stand above the blazing campfire, there are two pheasants skewered, the meat has been roasted red, shiny grease dripping into the fire, the flames suddenly flourished, and then sprinkled with a handful of salt, the smell of fragrance attracts The wild wolf on the top of the mountain in the distance screamed at the rising moon.
However, these indigenous wolves will not come and die. Only those wolves from far away can hopelessly eat the old man. As a result, their fur has turned into cash for the old man to go outside to change daily necessities.
The old man's knowledge of the current affairs of the indigenous wolf made the old man a little depressed. He hadn't eaten roasted wolf meat for a long time, and the lamb he had exchanged outside was soft and not chewy.
"Yeah, old stuff, you are getting smarter and smarter. But don't worry, for the face of your mother, I won't compete with you for the title of the best handsome in the world, anyway, you are much older than me. Years old, you will die before me. When you die, the reputation of the world's most handsome will automatically fall on me?"
Li Nanfang shook his somewhat sour shoulders and sat in front of the bonfire: "At that time, I will ask my master to call me the number one handsome in the world a few more times every day. It's best to call me in front of your grave-I don't know. , Will you be brought to life by anger?"
Li Nanfang, who hadn't been doing housework for a long time, helped his mother fetch water, chopped firewood and cleaned the yard, and took out pig grass to feed the pigs. She kept busy until dark before she was sent to find the best man in the world, worried that he would be caught by a wild wolf. Duck away, so no one would wash her feet at night, hold her, and tell her stories.
Can you think of Nie Xiaoqian's favorite story for the teacher who is curled up like a cat in the arms of the old man?
The old man told the story of Nie Xiaoqian to his mother for more than 20 years, not ten thousand times, but she just couldn't hear enough.
Marrying a woman like her mother, living in a remote mountain, telling her a lifetime story, coaxing her to boast that she is the best man in the world - this is Li Nanfang's greatest wish.
It is also the main reason for the most jealous of the old man. Every time I see him, I always want to give him an old fist every time I hear him boasting with a crooked face.
"Stop these sour words, come and have a drink with my old man."
The old man threw the wine gourd over, Li Nanan raised his hand to catch it, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said, "When I came to you, my mother told me not to drink with you. Because after drinking, I always have a blue nose and swollen face. Make her feel bad."
"I have raised you for so many years, even if I raise a dog and let him drink a few sips with me, he will be happy to accompany him."
After listening to the old man's words, Li Nanfang stopped hesitating, took a few mouthfuls with his head open, and his eyes lit up: "Grass, this is Cao's ten-year-old wine from Shanwai?"
"That is."
The old man proudly took a chicken, tore it open, and threw it over half of it: "I bought it with a wolf whip. Old Cao, who is immortal, has lost his granddaughter, saying that I was all exposed. How can you use a sheep whip to pretend to be a wolf whip? Boy, do you think my old man can't tell whether it is a wolf or a sheep?"
"Damn, of course you can't tell!"
Li Nanfang cursed, raised the gourd again, drank half a catty in one breath before putting it down, holding half of the chicken and chewing.
I have to say that the old man’s roast chicken skill is absolutely rotten, if it weren’t for Li Nanfang’s housework all afternoon, he would not eat it if he was really hungry.
The two of them were talking, cursing, and laughing. In a little time, the two pheasants were all eaten and the gourd was empty.
Li Nanfang raised the gourd and dropped the last drop of wine into his mouth. He asked in a drunken manner: "Old man, why do you say that every time I drink your wine, I always get drunk so fast, and I still feel weak? You old boy, it's not like you drugged me in the wine to try to trick me—"
Before he finished speaking, the old man suddenly got up and kicked him somersault when he lifted his foot. Then, like crazy, he jumped up and kicked and kicked him, but he didn't know how to beat his face. It is not easy to hit the injured part.
Moreover, he did not show any mercy. With every kick, he used all his strength to beat Li Nanfang to the ground, crying and howling.
But he was unmoved, took up a stick with fire, and whipped it on his thigh, hissed and cursed: "Grass, you have turned your bastard, what are you, dare to take my old man" It’s kind of like a donkey’s liver and lungs!"
"Just like you are a bear, what can match my old sister-in-law? Give you a face, you are really shameless!"
"Dare to use shameful means to make my sister-in-law shameless to see people! Damn it, isn't it because she hooks up a few men on the Internet? I really think I don't know how many women have you ruined these years? , I really dislike Zilun!"
"Zilun is such a good child, you have a dislike for everything. Grass, you don't know how the dead word was written?"
"I let you make Zitong cry! Let you make her have a high fever now, let you leave her alone because of your and low self-esteem, but you run like a wild dog to please your mother, Maliciously slander my poor Zitong!"
Every time the old man said a word, he flicked a stick. In the end, he clicked and snapped. He was also panting, and kicked Li Nanfang, who was lying on the ground curled up and hugged his head. Swearing, sitting in front of the bonfire, adding firewood.
It is commonplace for the old man to prescribe medicine in the wine, wait for the onset of the drug's power, and yell at himself. This is commonplace for Li Nanfang. He will come here almost every year because the old man suffered from his wife. Many grievances need to find someone to vent.
Li Nanfang would forgive him every time because he helped his mother pull his own and piss, just as he knew that the medicine was in the wine, he would pretend not to drink it.
He is deliberately committing a cheap.
To put it more bluntly, he was committing a crime with the old man, which meant Zhou Yu was playing Huang Gai.
But the words he said when he started tonight were not all farts, and there was some truth in that.
It seems that Li Nanfang has to ponder over tonight, what good place Yue Zitong has that can attract him to appear next to her again.
"Is there anything good, take it out and eat it, I've been beaten by you for so long, and I'm hungry again."
Li Nanfang got up from the ground, slapped the dirt on his body, and asked the old man like that.
In fact, his ribs, stomach, and legs hurt terribly, but in order to discourage the old man's satisfaction, he would not show it.
The old man was really hit, and said coldly, "No."
Before he finished his words, Li Nanfang suddenly raised his hand and hit his nose with a bang, causing a long nosebleed.
The old man was dumbfounded for a moment, and was furious: "Fuck, you are framing me! You want your mother to mistake me for beating you!"
Li Nanfang sneered and looked at him slantingly: "It's fine if you know, do you still use me to say it a second time?"
"When you meet someone like you who has no conscience, count me down for eight lifetimes!"
The old man said with a gray face. From under the bonfire, he took a stick to pull out a dark thing, swallowed, reluctantly, and took the stick to Li Nanfang.
"Truffle?"
Li Nanfang was very surprised. He picked it up and put it under his nose and sniffed. Just about to open his mouth and put it down, he stood up and said, "Let's go, it's getting late, the mother is still waiting at home."
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