Chapter 235: : The little black snake in the bathroom
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Strongest Guard
- Feng Zhong Di Yang Guang
- 2098 characters
- 2021-03-04 03:43:16
Obviously there was a drunk Hua Ye Shen, his eyes looked straight at Li Nanfang, and he asked after a long time: "You, how are you compared with him?"
Although she was a little drunk, even the blind could see the contemptuous look on her face when she asked this question. This made Li Nanfang a little unwilling and only nodded.
"You don't even have the qualifications to give him shoes."
Hua Ye Shen said what he was saying, and his eyes became much gentler. It was obvious that he appeared in front of him. In his muttering voice, he was even more happy: "He is not only tall and handsome, but also gentlemanly, with a smile Sunshine also makes women infatuated, and possesses the masculinity that butter niches do not have. On the training ground, it is like a leopard----hehe, Li Nanfang, you are a hillbilly who is nothing, can you compare with him?"
Faced with a woman who was scorned as a hillbilly, Li Nanfang was not angry. After a sip of wine, he said lightly: "But I you."
The blood on Hua Yeshen's face disappeared, white and scary, as if she suddenly got up and stretched out her hand to lock Li Nanfang's neck, her silver teeth croaked, and she said every word: " Yes, you say it again."
"No matter how good he is, I got you on him."
Li Nanfang looked at her with his head up, with a gentle smile: "It's me who you."
Didn't she threaten Li Nanfang, could she say it again?
According to Mr. Li's response style when he was threatened, just say it once, and that would be called no seed, at least twice. If she is still not satisfied, he can go to the high stage on the dance floor and call Mai.
Just shout these words!
Under the stimulation of alcohol and rage, Hua Yeshen locked Li Nanfang's left hand on the tiger's mouth, and the tiger's head looked even more hideous and scary.
When a tiger meets a dragon, he can only be a little brother obediently, otherwise the ancestors would not always talk about dragons first, and then tigers.
"You really have a kind."
Hua Yeshen confronted Li Nanfang for a while before letting go.
"That's natural, didn't you just spill it in your body? If you are lucky, you will soon take root."
Li Nanfang smiled modestly, raised his hand and rubbed his sore neck, and stood up: "Auntie, it's not early, I'm still busy on the road, I won't be with you, you play slowly. I will miss me later. You can make this call, and I will make you feel that kind of taste again."
As he spoke, Li Nanfang dipped his finger in the wine and left his phone number on the table.
"Can't stay?"
Hua Ye Shen was not angry this time, and said coldly: "Perhaps, you can live only if you are with me. Moreover, you will live wonderfully."
"Blandness is true. Goodbye, auntie."
Li Nanfang waved his hand coolly, raised his foot and walked out a few steps, then suddenly turned around and asked: "Is your place like the legendary, there is no grass? Just now the light is dark and you can't see it.
Hua Yeshen didn't look at him, as if he didn't hear him talking, he picked up the bottle and started drinking.
After being faceless, Li Nanfang didn't care, smiled and turned around and left.
When he was about to walk out of the disco, Li Nanfang suddenly thought of something that Ye Xiaodao had said. After sowing the seeds, it is best for a man to urinate in time. This can effectively prevent prostatitis and affect that aspect of function.
Li Nanfang would not be ashamed to accept suggestions that are good for his health. He caught a waiter, asked where the bathroom was, and walked in whistling.
Li Nanfang is very happy now. Not to mention having a beautiful woman, he also received a tip of more than three million yuan. The key is that the woman is an original product!
Ask the world, which male publicist has the luck of Li Nanfang?
This is still a promising career. Although the woman does not look simple, she is also sneaking up with some demons in folklore, but what is there? I really think Li Nanfang is scared?
No matter how uncomfortable a woman is, she also bears the vocation to be sowed by men to raise offspring. Since the man she likes is afraid that he will not touch her and make her sad, let Mr. Li do it for him.
It is the duty of every man to make beautiful women happy and comfortable, unless who is Yue Zitong----what is special, how well did she think of her again?
For this reason, Li Nanfang was very distressed. Fortunately, he thought of her only after peeing. Otherwise, if the mood is affected, you can't find a hand to pee, that would be a shame.
"Hi----Oh!"
As soon as he put on his belt, Li Nanfang suddenly felt a pain in his left ankle, as if he had been bitten by something, he instinctively stomped his foot and looked down.
Damn it, how can there be poisonous snakes in the disco toilet?
Seeing a black snake thinner than chopsticks, he squatted on the ground with his feet, and then climbed behind the radiator against the steps at a speed hard to catch with the naked eye. Li Nanfang shocked the boss.
For this kind of snake, he can be described as fresh in his memory, so many days have passed, and every time he thinks about it, he can't help but shiver.
If this wasn't the kind of black snake in the cave in the Eight Hundred Shocking Manger, no matter who came to hit Li Nanfang with a brick, he would promise not to even fart.
How can the specialties over there appear in modern cities?
Li Nanfang didn't understand, really didn't understand.
At the moment he was stunned, the little black snake had disappeared behind the radiator and disappeared.
Bend down and rolled up his trouser legs and looked towards the ankle, there were four thin teeth marks on them, with a faint bloodshot coming out.
The stranger the snake, the more poisonous it will be. If it is placed in the past, even if the body does not feel temporarily, Li Nanfang will use the fastest speed to go to the hospital to get the serum to detoxify.
It doesn't need to be now. After he woke up from the bite of ten thousand snakes, Xue Xinghan once told him that since he died without poison, he already possesses the legendary body that is not invading.
If the world’s tens of thousands of poisons are exhausted, you can judge who is the most toxic. The little black snake under the scared manger can definitely be ranked in the top ten, and the toxicity is gentle and mellow, not like those overbearing poisons, poisoning. Will die later.
After being bitten by the world’s top ten thousand snakes, Li Nanfang’s body has an immune function that is non-invasive, so after being bitten by that little thing, there is really no need to worry that he will die. .
He could not believe Xue Xinghan's words of mocking his capital, but he had to admit that the shrew's research on poisons was said to be the first poison gate in Shu in her family, who grew up in the poison den.
After squeezing a bit of blood, Li Nanfang didn't take this matter to heart, but felt that he had to say something to the disco security guard, so that no more guests would be bitten by that little thing, but he would not have such good luck. Up.
The end of good deeds is not good at all.
The disco security guard heard him say that after he found a poisonous snake in the bathroom, not only did he not appreciate him, he immediately hunted down the snake, but instead said he was talking nonsense. If he dared to shout, he would break his mouthful teeth.
Doing good deeds is threatened. What a it is?
Li Nanfang would take care of it if he was sordid. Sooner or later, you would regret it, so he lifted his foot and left.
The taxi driver who had a good harvest tonight was a nice person. He was waiting there, and he was a little bit cheap. As soon as Li Nanfang got in the car, he congratulated him sourly that he succeeded in getting on that beautiful woman.
Cao, Li Nanfang was surprised, and the brother who thought he would read the picture.
In fact, it was not. My brother saw a lot of white stains dripping on his trouser legs under the zipper.
He is a man with a wife and a baby, do you really think you don’t know what this thing is?
Unable to bear the driver's sour congratulations, Li Nanfang took out the last banknote and slammed it over, closing the beak.
The taillights of the car disappeared at the end of the long street, and a small black snake crawled from under the deck to Hua Ye Shen's knee.
"Come on, Hua Nu, let my sister see if you have completed the task."
Hua Ye Shen said, the little finger of his right hand hooked the tadpole-like snake head, and it opened its mouth obediently, and its sharp and inverted teeth, which were not much thicker than the magnificence, had turned into a faint red color.
When the flower slave saw no blood, her inverted teeth were crystal clear white.
Hua Yeshen smiled with satisfaction and flicked Hua Nu's head twice with his fingers, and it immediately crawled into the knee-high riding boots.
"Oh, actually, if you promise to stay with me, I'm really not willing to kill you. Except for you, I don't even have anyone who can talk now. But why do you have to kill yourself? I'm so beautiful, and I gave you the first time, but I couldn’t keep you."
After drinking another half bottle of wine, Hua Yeshen sighed lowly and stood up with a sense of excitement.
The madness, the madness has passed, the things that should not be madly lost are lost, just like having a ridiculous dream-no, even in the ridiculous dream, Hua Ye Shen did not expect it She will give her first time to a stranger.
Her first time, he should only give Helan a helping hand!
But ---- Ignoring the flower night who was talking to several handsome guys, after walking out of the disco, standing under the steps and looking up at the gray night, my heart started to hurt again. It turns out that you already knew my past was over. I ignored my love for you. Then, why didn't you tell me earlier and made me pester you for so long?
Why can't you, like that short-lived ghost Li Nanfang, don't care about my weird past, and bring me joy that I have never had before, so that I would rather die and love you forever?
You know, I swear long ago, as long as you can accept my love, I will never let my special status hurt you.
Fusu, why don't you love me?
Ding Ding Dong, the phone interrupted Hua Ye Shen's loss of Ye's pain.
It was Helan Xiaoxin's cell phone number. She called someone in the early hours of the morning, and it couldn't be more normal. She was a night owl.
"Sister God, are you asleep?"
Helan Xiaoxin's lazy voice came from the phone, with obvious fatigue.
"Do you think I can sleep now?"
Hua Ye Shen walked to the corner of the disco parking lot and asked softly.
Helan Xiaoxin was silent for a long time before saying, "I'm sorry, Sister God."
"Don't say sorry, you didn't do anything sorry for me."
Hua Yeshen shook his head and said, "Fu Su didn't do anything sorry for me - at most, after he knew my past, he showed that he didn't know, just treating me as a sister. If you have to say I'm sorry, but I said it too. For so many years, I shouldn't always pester him. Especially after he went to Mexico, I shouldn't go to see Father Helan."
It was precisely because he was worried about the safety of his sweetheart that Hua Yeshen took the liberty to visit Father Helan, hoping that he could use his influence to increase China's official pressure on Mexico.
God Huaye himself has power, but he dare not use it. This is the rule. The power she controls is not used for private affairs. If she violates it, she will suffer unimaginable punishment.
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