Chapter 42: No zuo, no die

俄 Oregon. Portland city.
The city government has been temporarily borrowed, becoming the federal government office; the mayor's office has also become the president's office.
"咚咚咚!"
With the voice of "Please come in", the assistant assistant pushed the door into the office, holding a stack of report documents in his hand.
When he saw him enter the door, President Obama immediately looked up and listened carefully to his report.
先生 "Mr. President, the eleven states are repairing network equipment, and the neighboring state governments have also dispatched a team of experts to help them. It is expected that by tomorrow, the backbone network of each city will be basically restored."
He heard that, Obama looked at the assistant suspiciously, and seemed strange to such a speed.
The assistant quickly answered: "The main reason for the network paralysis is because: all electronic systems are filled with junk data, and the system has no room for operation. As long as all the junk data is cleaned up, the network can be restored, so the speed quickly."
当然 "Of course, the recovery of civilian computers and storage devices is very slow, after all, the number is too large."
That's good news!
Obama feels a lot relieved. As long as the backbone network can be restored, the state governments can run again, and the problems in the future will be much simpler.
However, this loss should be very large, right?
"Mr. President, our loss is indeed great, very great!"
In response, Obama had been prepared for this, and then asked, "What about the casualties of the citizens?"
"The residents of Eleven States have not suffered any casualties. After all, it is only the network interruption and the paralysis of electronic equipment. It is not like the earthquake and tsunami."
Hearing this, Obama nodded, which was good news again.
I can't ...
"What about traffic? I heard that the traffic system is also paralyzed, and the traffic accident is not serious? How many casualties?"
This is what President Obama is most concerned about. If too many people die, someone must be responsible. It's impossible for a little guy to push it out. At that time, he will only have to carry the blame with the military.
God bless, hope less death! Obama prayed, staring at his assistant.
Assistant Xu was in a heavy mood, with sadness on his face. He opened his mouth to say something, but made no sound.
Seeing this expression, Obama's heart sank, and his chest was aching.
You Nima, hundreds of thousands of people dead? So how can I sit down in the presidency?
I said, can you tell him! How many died?
助理 In a state where Obama wanted to listen and was afraid to listen, the assistant spoke.
"Mr. President, I'm sorry! There were a total of 23 traffic accidents in eleven states including Washington that day. The number of injured alone reached more than 40, and the death toll was ..."
Obama's hands clenched into fists at once, and her fingertips seemed to be pinched into the flesh. It seemed that the numbers to be heard next would be extremely huge.
"3 people!"
"What ?!" Obama suddenly stood up, with an incredible expression on his face.
Seeing Mr. President's response, the assistant was very happy, and finally "humorized" a handful of Mr. President. Who told him to sell himself in the car yesterday? Haha, haha!
"How much did you say you died? You say it again!"
Assistant Assistant repeated with a smile: "The death toll is-3!"
how is this possible? Even in ordinary times, there are countless traffic accidents in the Federation every day. How can three people be killed after being attacked?
"Haha!" The assistant laughed loudly, and sang praises while laughing. "Thank our little guy! Because of him, all the automatic gear cars can't be fired and can't start the cars; all manual gear cars have no air-conditioning after they start No air-conditioning, nothing ... "
所以 "So, almost all the cars in Eleven State are lying on the road and can't move. My President, think about it, everyone's car can't be driven, where's the traffic accident!"
Look down! Obama glared at his close buddy, co-authoring you just teasing me? You almost scared me to death, do you know? Lao Tzu thought he was going to step down.
But since there are no cars left, why are there 23 traffic accidents?
Assistant Wu snorted, and said, "Because they all it! The reasons for these 23 traffic accidents were: drunk driving, drug driving, and dog driving!"
What did you say? Drunk driving? Drug driving? Dog driving?
I know that drunk driving is drunk driving; drug driving is also known, it is sucking and running to drive; what the is this dog driving?
"A moment before the network went down, a girl in New York State held the dog in her arms and let the dog drive on the steering wheel while she was using her mobile phone to record the dog. When the attack came, the dog drove the car into the river in."
"After the police cleared the junk information in the phone, the final video was restored."
Obama: "..."
I really do n’t die if I do n’t die! After Obama sighed secretly, the whole man immediately recovered.
似乎 Since I met that little guy, my luck seems to be getting better. These days, there is good news every day.
I thought I was going to die hundreds of thousands of people this time? Only three died, haha, I laughed to death, haha--
Obama couldn't hold back her emotion anymore, and smiled.
Alas, he laughed too early!
助理 "Mr. President!" The blow from the assistant came, "Our economic loss is huge!"
巴 Obama laughed a little bit, but he still laughed.
算 What is economic loss? For the United States of America, as long as it can be solved with money, it is not a problem! If you still can't solve the problem, it must be insufficient money!
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说 "Let's go! How much is our economic loss?" Obama asked with a chuckle, and the whole man seemed extraordinarily relaxed.
Assistant Xi said nothing but embarrassment.
"Dare to say it! I will talk to the capitalists!"
奥 Encouraged by Obama, the assistant finally spoke boldly.
报告 "Report to Mr. President, our economic loss is expected to be-20 trillion US dollars!"
What? How many?
"20 trillion!" The assistant replied heavily.
Huh! puff! puff!
Obama vomited blood, and the blood splashed three feet.
Assistant Secretary Tong tragically explained to his president: "All electronic devices in the eleven states cost hundreds of billions of dollars alone, and they are extremely large. It will take a lot of human physics to clean up junk data."
"All large technology companies have ceased business, and small and medium-sized companies are facing bankruptcy. New York is the economic center of the world. If the stock market is stopped for one day, losses will exceed 1 billion ..."
Huh! puff! puff!
Obama vomits blood again. 20 trillion, 20 trillion, this Nima is too miserable. No, the Federation cannot resist, and the world must be "friend".
We the United States is a peace-loving country and a kind country.
In the past, disasters have occurred in other countries, and we have actively provided assistance. Now that we have encountered a major disaster, countries should also lend a helping hand.
The EU needs assistance, so is Russia, by the way, and China is the richest.
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