Chapter 417: Where did you die?

Half an hour later, Ike made a big announcement on Twitter.
"I apologize for the destruction of the Amazon jungle. To this end, I have decided to give 9% of cucumber technology shares to the people of 8 countries. Among them, Colombia, Peru, Venezuela ... each of the 7 countries donated 1%, Brazil because of the jungle Up, so give away 2%. "
As soon as this announcement came out, governments were stunned.
What? Donate equity in cucumber technology? This time the forest was used for shares instead of money?
At this time, the people of the eight countries around the Amazon were stunned.
1%? Did we use the entire Amazon virgin forest to get a 1% cucumber equity? Only 1%?
This is our home, and the Great God is too stingy!
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United States. Cambridge city.
As soon as Aike returned home, sister Alice hurriedly greeted her and said anxiously, "Brother watermelon, some netizens on the Internet are saying you are stingy!"
stingy?
Well, are there any more generous people in this world than me?
"Sister, ignore those stupid people! They don't know what cucumber technology is, it is more valuable than watermelon, pumpkin, winter melon! Well, at least ten thousand times more valuable!"
Alice was shocked at the words.
"More valuable than ... than pumpkin technology?"
Ike nodded heavily: "Yes, it is more valuable than pumpkin technology!"
The sound fell, Alice was stunned, really stunned.
As far as her knowledge is concerned, she simply cannot imagine what the concept is ten thousand times more valuable than the big pumpkin. You know that the value of the big pumpkin is equal to the entire solar system, equal to the entire galaxy ...
If my brother didn't lie to himself, wouldn't he say that the value of cucumbers has surpassed the entire galaxy ...
God, the galaxy has billions of planets, and each planet contains immeasurable resources. These resources are not as valuable as cucumbers?
At this moment, Alice spoke tremblingly.
"Brother ... brother, what is the cucumber technology you are studying?"
When I heard Alice's question, Ike smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you! When I come back next time, I will definitely surprise you!"
what? Next time? Are you going out?
"Yes!" Ike nodded, then said with a disappointment, "I haven't eaten the cucumber yet, I have to go out again!"
With that, Alice was shocked again.
what? Not full of cucumbers? Still want to eat?
This ... this is not to say, another virgin forest is about to suffer?
Thinking like this, Alice quickly asked: "Brother, where are you going this time?"
Ike shook his head and said, "I don't know yet! After this incident, I guess it would be a bit of a hassle to find another place!"
I have to say, Ike was right.
The next day, Ike logged in to Twitter again.
"I still need a primitive jungle. Is there any country willing to help?"
As soon as this news came out, it spread all over the world in an instant.
People around the world are trembling and governments are silent.
Ngoma, your cucumber is so terrible, wherever you go, you die; wherever you put it, you die.
Who dares to help with such a terrible thing?
If it is eaten like this, the ecological environment of our planet is all over!
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United States. White House.
Representatives of all parties 6 continued to come and hold an emergency meeting. The content of the meeting need not be known at all, it is to discuss whether to help Ike.
"Ike is our child prodigy in the United States, and we should help him!"
The military representative said so.
Yin Luo, the representative of the Environmental Protection Association immediately said: "General, I have no objection to helping Ike, but the cost is too great, even worse than the fall of the 11 states a few years ago! Look at the Amazon jungle experience, soul Extinct! "
Speaking of which, the representative of the Environmental Association was still shocked and seemed to be in a daze.
These remarks ended, and many representatives nodded in unison, and they were frightened by the horrible sight!
No killer, no war mad, no Iker's big cucumber is terrible.
Those crazy monsters kill or kill at most, but Ike's big cucumber?
Everything is killed, not even the ants!
Oh god, this kind of behavior will go to hell!
At this time, the state representative stood up and said, "If we help Aike, then we have to relocate the surrounding people first like Brazil and other countries. Mr. President, this is not a migration of several people, but millions! "
"Yes, Mr. President!"
"Mr. President, this move is too big, and it is easy to cause public dissatisfaction! Of course, our people will not rush into the little prodigy, they will only curse the government and protest against the government!"
"Mr. President, please consider it carefully!"
At this time, after hearing the opinions of the representatives from all sides, the military representative suddenly said: "Fuck! Have you all forgotten the benefits the little prodigy brought to the United States? Do you all forget what nationality the little prodigy is? Do you want Is he forcing another country? "
As soon as this word came out, everyone looked angrily at the military representative, their eyes were filled with different colors, as if looking at a fool.
The military representative was stunned.
What is the situation? I'm actually a fool? Is there any good way for you?
At this moment, an angry roar rang violently. It was the state representative who just spoke, and it was yelled at the military representative.
"Fuck! Are you military stupid? Isn't our United States the number one power? The military representative is one of them. After a moment, he finally reacted.
"You ... you mean, find another country to stand up and help us sacrifice?"
The sound fell, and the representatives of all parties nodded in unison.
Damn, this military representative is so stupid! Hundreds of nations on earth, do we need to sacrifice ourselves? Find a country with virgin forests, and help our little prodigy?
What? Don't help?
Alas, I'll call you if you don't help!
What? Say we American hegemonism?
Ha, you're right! We are playing hegemonism, so what? Bite me? !!
At this moment, the military representative who had figured out laughed and smiled very happily.
"Gentlemen, our military will fully cooperate with the government's actions! 3o pumpkin fleet, 50o mech units (new), ready to strike the world at any time!"
The sound fell, and thunderous applause rang immediately.
With applause, President Trump stood up with a smile on his face.
"After half an hour, a press conference will be held!"
All members stood up: "Yes, Mr. President!"
...
Half an hour later, Trump stepped out of the White House and spoke to the global table on the lawn.
"Since 2o13, our child prodigy Aike has made tremendous contributions to the world. These contributions are not only reflected in the military, but also in civilians. It can be said that ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Everyone on the planet , And they all benefit from it. "
"Our resources are more, our transportation is more convenient, and our society is more ..."
"We should all thank Ike, everyone should thank him! It was him who started the fourth industrial revolution; it was him who led us to a new era!"
"But he is not proud. He is still struggling for our humanity: when we are meeting with friends, he is learning new knowledge; when we are reuniting with loved ones, he is researching new technologies. When we were resting, he was still sitting scientifically on a scientific test. "
"Now that his biotechnology is about to succeed, why do we not help him?"
Trump waved his arms "excitedly" and shouted, "Are you there? Are you there?"
Hearing this, many kind people bowed their heads in guilt.
They were all moved by the words of the President of the United States, and they all felt that they were too sorry for the little prodigy.
Just then!
Trump's tone changed instantly and became extremely cold-blooded:
"In this world, rights and obligations are equal. Some people, some countries, have benefited a lot from our child prodigy, but they don't want to fulfill their obligations."
"is it possible?"
"Here, I would advise some countries, some countries with virgin forests, to stand up and help our little prodigies. Otherwise ..."
Trump turned around and walked towards the White House.
This concludes the press conference.
At this moment, there is a global uproar, and many small governments are even more shocked.
Damn, the United States threatened by force again.
Lying on him, why don't they help the little prodigy by themselves? Just know that we threaten us every day!
Grass, grass, grass!
…… (To be continued.)