Chapter 399: Tang Sanzang's Meat
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Super Naruto System’s Rapid Upgrading
- Wei Guang Chen Xi
- 537 characters
- 2021-01-31 05:51:05
"Gu Lulu..."
Zaemon struggled, and a smooth jade fell from his body. Until then, Li Jiexuan finally remembered the plot.
If he remembers correctly, here is a special episode of Crayon Shin-chan called Xiao-xin is Monkey King. The next thing is just like the development of the plot.
Xiaoxin picked up the jade, and Zaemon wailed and fell into the hot oil pan...
"Boom".
The jade released a lot of smoke, turning the Xiaoxin family into characters in Journey to the West. Beautiful Girl-Tang Sanzang. Guangzhi-Sha monk. Xiaoxin-Wukong.
Immediately afterwards, Jade projected a monk dressed like Meiya. Meiya is a magical change, and he is the real Tang Sanzang.
"We were captured by the monster, only Bajie escaped." Tang Sanzang's face showed a puzzled expression: "Huh? Where did Bajie go?"
Li Jiexuan stood quietly and thought to himself: According to the plot, the Bajie played by Zuoweimen will soon crawl out of the oil pan intact.
You don’t need to think about logic, this is a funny comic after all...
However, a crowd of people waited, and Zaemon could not get out of the pan. As time goes by, there is even a strong smell of meat in the air...
The Xiaoxin family ignored the projection, smiled and fished out the fried Zaemon from the pot, and started cooking...
"no problem, no problem!"
Even seeing this, Tang Sanzang in the projection smiled and waved his hand and said: "This fellow Ba Jie has the most meat. You can eat as much as you like!"
"You are a good person!"
Taking advantage of the cooking time, Xiaoxin's family also agreed with Tang Sanzang to go to the Demon King City to rescue him, and he would change them back to their original state and give them the treasure as a gift.
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"There are so many sack bridges!"
Li Jiexuan was all Spartan, waving his hands and shouting: Why? He obviously didn't do anything, why did the plot change so much?
Zaemon is really dead!
Moreover, Xiaoxin's family made pork chops and eaten into the stomach...
Is this really a funny anime by Ziqixiang? Sure it is not a children's cult? More importantly, why did he do nothing but the plot has changed?
"Ding, one of the most important characteristics of funny anime is the nonsensical randomness. Even if you do anything, as long as you show up, you may bring huge changes to the world!"
"Gudong..."
Li Jiexuan swallowed fiercely: Is this the scary part of funny anime? There is no rigorous logic to represent that how the story develops is reasonable.
The slightest change may change the author's way of thinking, thereby creating another completely different story...
"Ding, trigger the experience mission: rescue Tang Sanzang."
Rescue Tang Sanzang: Because of the death of Zuoweimen, the position of Bajie in the Journey to the West is vacant. Make up for the vacancy and rescue Tang Sanzang.
Task reward: Tang Sanzang's meat.
"..."
Li Jiexuan has nothing to say: Since whether he participates in the plot or not, the plot will change. Then let this change come more drastically.
However, this reward really makes Li Jiexuan a little confused...
Tang Sanzang's meat?
Can I really live forever after eating it? But even in the real story of Journey to the West, this is just a hoax deliberately released by the Buddha.
When Li Jiexuan was wondering...
"Come on, have some tonkatsu with everything!"