Chapter 1: 【fly】
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Super Powered Teacher
- 彬临城下
- 2635 characters
- 2021-01-30 04:14:32
Xia Yu protruded his head from the window of the building. Below was a short residential building with two or three floors. The roof was planted with various green plants without exception. However, many of them had withered. Reminiscent.
It's not very high from the ground, but even if you jump down, it is like a nine-life cat.
Xia Yu still hesitated in his heart, jump or not?
Of course, with his big nerves, it was impossible to jump off the building to commit suicide. He wanted to jump off the building, just want to test the flying ability.
The power that he suddenly obtained seemed invincible. When someone happened to be so inhumane that his head and bricks were in intimate contact, it was only by chance that he could get such a small power, but he was an entire power system, as if There are super powers that come to mind, but there are so cheap things in the world. Although these abilities are cattle, they must be considered for the consequences to be launched. Each time they are used, they must pay a certain price, and this price I didn't know what it was in advance, and it was not serious.
Of course, you can choose not to do anything. The end is just that the bone marrow pain in the whole body is enough to explode and die after seven, seventy-nine days.
Speaking of this power, it was actually a bit tricky. At the time, Xia Yu used the thought for the first time to doubt the letter. In fact, it was commonly known as fetching objects. It is required to cross the Lujiang River in Ninghai City by hand. It's close to three kilometers. Even if some people are running, they can pass out, not to mention the continuous swimming. If Xia Yu does not exercise regularly, he may already be fed with a power and a heart that hasn't had time to be happy. Jiang Yu.
Because of the life-threatening experience, the surprise and anxiety of gaining the ability was greatly diminished, and only one conclusion was reached: this ability should not be used indiscriminately-for everyone to do it seventeen or eight times a day Who off while pouring water and burping?
But today Xia Yu decided to use it again because he really wanted to try what it was like to fly.
He is a person who likes freedom. He has always envied the flying bird freely in the blue sky. He has been able to do it now, but he has been able to do it, but he has been tolerant because of timidity. .
Then he headed out and looked down, and suddenly hesitated, or said anxiously.
just in case……
What should I do if it suddenly fails after falling off?
What if the price is to chop off one's own hand or even give one's heart a knife?
At this time, a heavy object hit the back of his head heavily, and the huge impulse brought him out of the window and fell.
At this time, Xia Yu even had a fantasy: This is better, don't hesitate. Then he endured the pain in the back of the head and looked back. He was hit by a man, a middle-aged man who had passed out.
The floor is not too high, and it almost came to an end at once. Xia Yu didn't have time to think about what was going on.
If someone on the roof of the residential building below looks up, they will see two people hugged and fall together in the air. When preparing to land, they suddenly stopped falling and even floated up. Then they flew away. .
But at this time, there was no one in the residential building below, so no one saw this incredible scene.
Xia Yu took the middle-aged man and flew to a small unmanned playground next to him. It was too late to sigh that he had changed into a birdman. come.
The middle-aged man opened his eyes and saw Xia Yu. The first sentence was: "Are you a bull head or a horse face?"
Xia Yu stayed for a while, then smiled and said, "You are not dead yet."
"I am ..." Apparently the middle-aged man was a little confused about the situation. "Where is this?"
Xia Yu said: "This is the playground near the building where you fell. Fortune telling you, I happened to be by the window. I just reached out and grabbed you. I just caught you in. Not to mention this, what are you What happened, stumbled, committed suicide, or was it pushed down? "
The middle-aged man had some doubts about Xia Yu's words, but when he asked him, he immediately looked sad and sad. Needless to say, he must have committed suicide. If he stumbled, he must thank God, his old man, thank you for watching The young man who went up very pleasingly; if it was murder, he must have risen angrily now, shouting, "I will fight with you, my ancestors!"
"Yes, I committed suicide. I am really fed up ..."
Xia Yu is actually very patient, so he listened to the middle-aged people very seriously. It turned out that the middle-aged man was a teacher named Ren Bi. Several girls in the class conspired to frame him and asked one of the girls with good figure to seduce him to open a house in the name of asking for advice after class. Several other girls who broke in suddenly snapped a bunch of flesh photos. It is said that there are still close-ups of body organs, and in order to threaten him with one million, otherwise send these photos to every corner of the school and send him to know him Everyone in the world, he didn't have so much money, and he was afraid of losing his reputation and ruining his wife and children. In the end, he only thought of this most chic Huangquan Road.
He still felt a little embarrassed and ashamed when saying this, but maybe he still planned to continue his great jump job, so he didn't conceal it, and it was a confession before he died.
Xia Yu did not show any disdainful expression, but was very surprised by the means of the students now, and had reached the point of not sacrificing his body.
"Which school are you so exaggerated?" Xia Yu couldn't help asking.
"Erythron academia, you should have heard of it. The whole country is very famous for private aristocratic academies, from kindergartens to universities, especially the most famous universities. Even the British royal family has come to study at Erythrina University. I ’m teaching junior high school senior three ... "
"The third year is still so crazy?" Xia Yu surprised, "Don't want to take the university exam?"
Ren Bi laughed bitterly, "Many of the students in that school are either rich or have rights, some have a deep background, that is, the principal and even the school council dare not offend, what is our teacher ... you say me one The talented students of Beifu University will fall to this end ... "
"Are you from Beifu? I am also from Beifu." Xia Yu surprised, and immediately thought that this time was not a good time for the brothers and sisters to recognize each other, and he quickly smiled and said, "So you are my brother, I want to say, In any case, suicide is not a good way to solve things, anyway, you are not afraid of what you are afraid of, and it is better to think of another way. "
Ren Bi sighed: "If there is a way, do I need to stand on the top of the building and take a leap? That would be a mess." When it came to a mess, he thought that it was just like that, and he couldn't help but shivered. The desire to die is lighter again.
Xia Yu casually said: "I don't think they may want to swindle money, you also said, they have a lot of money, not to mention they don't know if you can't get one million, since you will certainly not get it, if they are Why is it so begging for money? So they may just retreat to make you aware of the difficulties, do n’t be their teacher anymore, you will not be finished until you resign. "
"It seems a little reasonable." Ren Bi's eyes lighted up, and he immediately murmured, "Still not, they hold the photo, I don't do it, they still make me lose my reputation, that's terrible."
"Why don't you just take photos, you're not a big star, what are you afraid of? You've taken the whole family of the family and changed everything, and all the relationships with it here are cut off, and the chick can't catch up with it, even if they will Is there such a leisure time? With your gold signboard in Beifu, where is it not popular? The trouble is more troublesome, but it ’s better to pay the last life, but what is the matter?
"Yeah! Why didn't I think of it!" Ren Bi jumped from the ground and held Xia Yu's hand hard. "Brother, thanks to your enlightenment, I think you are more suitable to be a teacher, and the psychological counseling ability is first-rate. , Haha! "
The speaker was unintentional and the listener was intentional. Xia Yu was stunned and asked: "Does the thorn school also recruit teachers? I just graduated and am looking for a job."
"Do you want to be a teacher of Erythrina?" Ren Bi froze, "Forget it, brother, do you still want to catch this muddy water when you see me?"
Xia Yu said who would compare with you, an old rogue, and I was pure, and said, "It's okay, as long as the salary is high."
"Well ... Well, when I quit my job, I told the principal to recommend you to come to my class. I have some friendships with him. It ’s okay to see luck. By the way, what major do you study? I teach Japanese Yes, do you speak Japanese? "
Xia Yu said with a smile: "I study Chinese, but I can speak many foreign languages, and Japanese has no problem."
"Oh? Or a genius in language? Won't you learn all of the Eight-Power Allied Forces?"
Xia Yu smiled, "should not stop."
Ren Bi is very disdainful. Young people know that they are bragging without knowing how high and thick they are, and they are also in eight languages. Then see how you are killed by those students.
He did n’t know that Xia Yu was really a genius in language. Not to mention the Eight-Power Allied Forces, even the 38-Power Allied Forces could not help him. In addition to what is more famous, such as English, French, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Latin, etc., there are some more popular For example, Vietnamese, Indian, and even the local native languages of some small countries in Africa. Not only that, he also has a lot of dialects from various places, such as Kansai in Japan. He can come with his mouth open. It's a little too modest.
The two went out all the way, and Ren Bi also talked about the situation of the school. The thorn academy is a Japanese-funded private aristocratic school. The high school is the most famous, especially the university. Tong is also famous for another aspect, that is, the evil teacher. Although the teacher's treatment is very high, it still has the highest resignation rate in the country every year.
"It ’s not all those problem students. Most of them are good. It depends on your luck. If you accidentally run into one or two in your class, you can only wait carefully and get through these as soon as possible. In those years, those students ... "Ren Bi shook his head and lamented," Even if you treat them as emperors and serve them to disturb you, but they have done something by themselves, in the end it is not the head teacher? Difficult, difficult ... "
Let Renbi cite some examples, Xia Yu couldn't help but feel a bit chilly, and the students now are much more powerful than they were at that time, and some can be described as lawless, but he has no intention of shrinking, let alone have a power now Body, even if he had nothing, he is still going forward-the key is that he is poor, poor and short-haired, thin and long ...
Sending Ren Bi away, leaving contact information with each other, Xia Yu immediately went to the roadside shop to buy a pack of the cheapest cigarette and smoked three out.
Because after a soaring flight just now, a sentence came out of my mind, "Smoke three cigarettes at a time. The smoke must be inhaled into the lungs and spit out. Time limit: within an hour." Then there is a time in the brain Countdown, lingering, always remind you.
After Xia Yu and Ren Bi separated, they immediately ran to the shop to buy a pack of the cheapest cigarettes. There was almost no chat time left. He squatted by the roadside and opened it. Come out, after a while, three cigarettes will come to an end, but the time in the brain is still counting down ... It seems that it is not feasible to not strictly follow the requirements.
Xia Yu had to draw three more and throw it into his mouth to ignite. This time he sucked hard and entered all his lungs. Then he felt a strong stimulus and began to cough violently, tears and snot, but even so He must continue to smoke in his lungs, otherwise he will not be counted later, and this sin will be in vain.
Finally, the countdown in the brain disappeared, and Xia Yu was coughing soon to see the king. I was fortunate that I didn't expect the price of flying one to be so cheap, so I didn't smoke three cigarettes, so he didn't get sick. He knew that his lungs were almost coughed up and bleeding.
He did n’t know how the price of the thing in his mind was assessed. If it ’s an old cigarette gun, it is estimated that he will fly around in the sky randomly every day in the future, but after all, the price is different every time, not the same. It can be the same, so there is not much comparability. In a word, if you want to be cool, you must first prepare for sacrifice ...
At this time, I walked a few walks and wobbled, and it seemed to be a bastard. When I saw Xia Yu pumping three at a time, he still coughed like a tuberculosis ghost. , The quality is absolutely top-notch. "He regarded Xia Yu as a drug addict who didn't have the powder and smoke to top it.
Xia Yu couldn't manage him, and waved his hand to indicate that he didn't want to.
The man was a little persevering. "Relax, who doesn't know that my strong price is fair, and many of the students' goods are from me."
Xia Yu said hardly: "I am a teacher."
I didn't expect that the person was more energetic, "Teacher is good, the teacher has discounts, I ..."
Xia Yu finally couldn't help interrupting him: "Don't want it, go away."
The man's original insurance salesman's smiling face immediately changed, sneering, "Fuck, I see you pretend, and see how you beg me when the time comes" When I walked away, I could still hear their laughter, "I sucked the powder and installed it with me, fuck, the girl wasn't very strong last time, but in the end, I didn't ask my strong brother to do it, quack ..."
Xia Yu finally recovered and glanced at the direction of the complicit departure, thinking that even in the vicinity of the noble school, these messy things did not decrease in the slightest ......