Chapter 531: The toilet blows up
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Super Treasure Bag
- Lang Gao San Chi San
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- 2021-02-01 03:08:14
At about the same time, in a large farm in the western part of America, several staff members were rushing around.
"Where is the box?"
"I don't know, I was still here just now!"
"Hurry up. This is the product of the first successful experiment of a compress. We will send it to the city for research."
"But it is true that I put it here, how could I not see it..."
"Two tons of feces were finally turned into the size of a box after the compresses. I have to say that Dr. Snack is really amazing."
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I don't know the story of what happened in the Americas, but the hospital at Jiakang Hospital was dumbfounded for ten seconds before finally slowly pulling the paste on his face.
Then, smelling the original smell from the grasslands of western America in his nose, his voice instantly became sharp and hoarse.
"Catch him, catch him for me!"
God knows how collapsed the Dean at this moment, in fact, think about it again, the impact that two tons of compressed feces suddenly burst, almost makes him stupid.
Now that he reacted, looking at the scene in front of him, he really couldn't keep his emotions stable.
"This... is actually shit! Lu Youzhi, you goddamn, take a out of his pocket!"
The chubby dean's wife also screamed absent-mindedly.
To her who is obsessed with cleanliness, it is almost as if the noble fairy was pressed to the ground by the sow, so when she yelled, she was already crying.
As for the Dean Lu, he was frustrated and couldn't tell.
He originally thought that Shilili's pocket contained valuables stolen from the hospital, but who knew this guy was carrying a box of shit.
In these days, who would have thought that someone would have a bang-bang-bang explosion with a trouser pocket of shit!
Even if he is a god, he can't help it!
So naturally, all the anger and grievance turned into Dean Lu's roar at this moment.
Seeing that suddenly following the dean's order, a group of doctors in front of him rushed over like zombies, and Shi Dali pulled Chen Shuke to the elevator entrance in a panic.
No way, these people have changed beyond recognition, and Teacher Shi did not have the courage to have any close contact with them too much.
It just so happened that they arrived at the elevator entrance, the elevator door opened, and then several nurses walked in.
"Dean, Mr. Liao is here, and he brought a few friends over and said it was an inspection... What's wrong? The toilet... is it blown up?"
At first, the nurse was quite anxious, but at the end of the sentence, he looked at the scene in front of him, completely confused.
Everyone is a decent group of people, what they are doing has become like this.
However, when Dean Lu heard these words, he ran over quickly.
"Mr. Liao is here? Why did he come so suddenly? Where did he go?"
The anxious voice made it seem that the dean was at a loss, and he couldn't even care about Shi Dali.
The nurse looked at the man in front of him blankly for ten seconds, and then said.
"Who are you?"
"Labor and capital are Lu Youzhi! Where is Mr. Liao?"
The anger in his stomach made Dean Lu roar again.
What kind of look in his eyes, he couldn't even recognize himself as the dean.
However, the nurse was stunned again, but then shook his head.
auzw.com "Nonsense, you are not the dean, you are digging out dung."
In a word, Dean Lu almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood from his mouth, and the other doctors looked at each other and quickly turned their heads.
It's too shameful, they still cover it, or maybe they won't get mixed up in the future.
With his hands on his hips, Lu Youzhi was going crazy, but just before he spoke, Shi Dali suddenly handed over some paper.
"Wipe your glasses, you guess you can't see anything?"
The empathetic tone made Lu Youzhi's body tremble.
"Shut up to labor and management!"
"I said it's not good, you have to take it out. It's like this now, you say... I'm really sorry."
"Shut up to labor and management! Call the security team, get him up, get him up!"
Shaking his head and shaking his head, Dean Lu almost jumped up when he spoke.
Then, the elevator door opened again, and several people in suits walked out together.
"Where's Dean Lu? I have something to tell him...what's wrong? The toilet...exploded?"
A fat middle-aged man made a sound at the front, but he was taken aback at the end.
It seems that where I have seen this scene, Lu Youzhi is inexplicably messy, but he dare not get angry with this man because he is the boss of Jiakang Hospital, Liao Jiakang!
This is the case with private hospitals. For hospitals invested and built by others, Lu Youzhi only hired them with a high salary.
To put it simply, I work for other people. Now that I see the boss, I always have to have a better attitude.
"Mr. Liao, we were attacked. Someone here is committing a terrorist attack, that's him! But don't worry, I will take care of it. The security team has been notified, I don't know if you are here..."
I have to say that Dean Lu is indeed not an ordinary person, and soon had an idea, so he took off his glasses and explained directly.
It was only halfway through the conversation, but it was interrupted by Mr. Liao.
"Mr. Shi? Why are you here?"
Turning his eyes to Shi Dali, this Mr. Liao Jiakang was so excited that he almost shook hands with Shi Dali.
Then, Dean Lu was stunned, his wife was stunned, and the doctors present were stunned.
What is the situation?
Obviously, he was a guy who used dung bombs to carry out terrorist attacks. How could he still have a good relationship with his boss?
"you are……"
At the same time, Shi Dali frowned slightly.
The man in front of him really felt familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had met.
"You forgot? Me, Liao Jiakang! We met outside the gambling competition venue before, and I will give you a business card."
Seeing that Shi Dali was not very sure, Liao Jiakang did not have any embarrassment, and continued to explain to Shi Dali.
This time, Teacher Shi suddenly realized.
That's right, one of the bosses who just thought about investing in their own investment just outside the venue said that this strange sense of familiarity came from here.
"I remember, hello, hello."
After understanding what was going on, Shi Dali also smiled and greeted.
"Mr. Shi, what are you here for? Are you tempted by our hospital? So I came here to investigate? No problem, if you like it, we can discuss it completely. It's not very expensive. Go through the procedures. The name of the hospital can be changed, just called...How about Dali Hospital?"
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