Chapter 204: tell a joke

"Really?"
Looking at the dagger in Zhu Tsingyi's hand, Zhou Zhongke had no doubt that she would really kill herself. She moved slightly to her side, Zhu Tsingyi suddenly stabbed into the air, and her body tilted forward because of inertia. Zhou Zhong smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to embrace Zhu Qingyi's slender waist, pulled her into his arms with a slight force, and then quickly snatched the dagger from her hand.
"Zhou Dong, what are you doing!" Zhu Qingyi was held in his arms by Zhou Zhong, and immediately asked with shame and anger.
In the middle of the week, he threw the dagger into the river and persuaded Zhu Qingyi: "A pretty big girl, don't always play with swords, guns and clubs."
"You control it? Zhou Dong, let me go!" Zhu Qingyi struggled constantly, trying to break away from the arm in the middle of the week, but how could she contend with the power of the middle of the week? No matter how she struggled, Zhou Zhong's arm remained motionless.
Zhong Zhou said proudly: "You save a little effort, it's useless...ah!"
Halfway through Zhou Zhong, I felt that my wrist was spoiled for a while, and I lowered my head to see that this girl was biting her wrist with a hideous expression.
"Hey, you crazy woman, let go!" Zhou Zhong was so angry that he had never seen such a savage girl who could not beat and bite.
But Zhu Qingyi ignored the middle of the week and looked at him provocatively. It is clear that if you don't let me go, I will keep biting.
Mid-week also came to get angry, a dignified man, even his own woman can't subdue him, isn't that making people laugh?
Looking down, he was holding the bamboo green robes at this moment, and the bamboo green robes were facing him with his back, and he was biting his hands with his head down. When he bent over, it highlighted the fullness of the upper circumference of the bamboo robes. For a time in the middle of the week, he looked straight, and recalled the ecstasy that night, Zhou's center was stunned, and the other hand was squeezed on top of the fullness.
"what!"
Biting Zhu Qingyi, who was venting his anger, suddenly noticed that his sensitive parts had been attacked. He screamed in fright and then glared at Zhou Zhong with anger.
"Knowledge thief! Dog thief! I will not kill you in Zhu Qingyi...swear not to be a man!" Zhu Qingyi is really angry, she has never seen such a shameless and rascal man!
Zhou Zhong was also quite embarrassed. This was the first time he did this kind of thing. It was a bit of molesting women, but it felt quite exciting.
"Ahem~Don't get excited, can't we talk about it?" Zhou Zhong said with a smile.
Zhu Qingyi's face flushed, and angrily asked, "How do you talk about it now?"
Zhou Zhong also realized that their posture was indeed indecent. After the struggle just now, the two of them had come to the bridge. At this moment, Zhou Zhong pressed Zhu Tsing Yi on the handrail of the bridge.
"Then I can't let go of you either, who knows if you will suddenly act on me." Zhou Zhong said innocently.
Zhu Qingyi's expression was pale, and he said coldly: "What are you going to talk about? Hurry up!"
After thinking about it in the middle of the week, he suddenly said with a grin: "Or let me tell you a joke to ease the embarrassment."
...
In the middle of the week, regardless of what Zhu Qingyi's mood was, he started talking for himself.
"A man met with a female netizen in a hotel, had for 5 minutes, then chatted happily for 2 hours, and then went to check out. When checking out, the female netizen asked the man: charge for 5 minutes and talk 2. You did the hour’s advertisement, right?"
"Hahaha!" I couldn't laugh at the end of the week. This joke was made by Xiaolong in the dormitory during the first few days of school, and it broke his joy.
However, Zhu Qingyi's complexion is even more ugly. From childhood to adulthood, no one has dared to tell her a dirty joke, this Zhou Dong is a bastard!
In the middle of the week, he also noticed that Zhu Qingyi's face was not good-looking, and he immediately asked awkwardly: "You don't like this joke?"
"Zhou Dong, I want to kill you!" Zhu Qingyi said harshly.
"Ahem, then I will repeat one more~"
In the middle of the week, I will talk about the second paragraph.
"When I was shopping for vegetables in the market, I saw a girl picking cucumbers very seriously. The vegetable seller said very enthusiastically: Girl, should I eat or use it? The girl blushed and said: Yes. The aunt said: Oh, this one is good, and again Thick and strong. The girl blushed and said: I used it to spread my face! The aunt said innocently: I have no other meaning, your face is so big, and thin slices can't cover it!"
"Hahaha~ Amusing me to death~" After the middle of the week, he laughed again.
...
After thinking about it for a long time, Zhu Qingyi understood how the cucumber was used, and he believed that Midweek was an out-and-out lewd stick.
"Zhou Dong, you let me go!" Zhu Qingyi's expression was already extremely gloomy, and he gritted his teeth.
After hesitating in the middle of the week, Zhu Qingyi seemed to be really angry, and sighed. Originally, he wanted to ease the tension, but he didn't expect to be more nervous. Forget it, let her go anyway.
So in the middle of the week, he loosened the bamboo green clothes and took two steps back.
Finally escaped from the shameful posture, Zhu Qingyi was full of anger and glared at Zhou Zhong, but half a day later she just said cruelly to Zhou Zhong: "Zhou Dong, you go, don't let me see you again!"
Zhu Qingyi couldn't help it. She couldn't beat Mid-Zhou. If she tried again, she might have to be caught by Mid-Zhou.
"You should go back soon. It is not safe for someone to be here at this late." Mid-week said to Zhu Qingyi with some worry.
"You don't need to worry about my affairs, get out!" Zhu Qingyi cursed coldly, but his heart was throbbing.
Her father was always nagging her endlessly. Everyone knows that his father is the underworld lord of Zhonghai, the boss of a generation of gangsters. But no one knows. At home, he is like a middle-aged man who has reached menopause, talking endlessly.
She was always impatient at that time, but now she knows that it was her father’s concern for her. Since her father was assassinated, she has been aloft and became the new leader of the Qingying Gang for so many years, but she never heard of it anymore. Father's nagging concern.
The tone of today's midweek speech is the same as that of his father back then.
In the middle of the week, he looked at Zhu Qingyi again, and said that she was also the boss of the gang, and there should be nothing to do, so she turned and left.
Zhu Qingyi stood alone on the wooden bridge, looking at the slowly flowing river below, a drop of tears fell down the corner of her eyes, and she was full of grievances, and no one told them.
Just ten minutes after leaving midweek, two black Volkswagen Touareg SUVs, like beasts in the dark, slowly approached from the grass.
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Zhu Qingyi heard the sound behind him, suddenly turned his head, and looked at the two SUVs with cold expression.
The door opened, and four men in black jackets got out of the car, followed by an old man, in his sixties, with thin cheeks and sunken eyes, looking a little scary.
Zhu Qingyi didn't know these five people, but she knew that these five people were definitely not here to tell her a joke.
"Who are you?" Zhu Qingyi stretched his hand to the waist behind his back, where there was a dagger!
The old man chuckled and said grimly: "He who is here to kill you!"
As soon as the voice fell, the four men shot at the same time and quickly rushed towards Zhu Qingyi.