Chapter 1435: you're so dumb?

"Haha! You finally gave up, right? I'm so happy!" The scholar suddenly laughed.
Qin Fei cracked his mouth and smiled. After sweeping away the loss he had just made, he smiled and said, "Why are you happy? I have done it. Let's start the fourth question. Brother has no time to spend with you!"
The scholar was inexplicable, and he stared blankly on the side.
"Boy, are you stupid? You have already lost!" The scholar said unhappy.
Qin Fei smiled faintly and said, "I didn't lose. I was just telling you a story. You laughed out loud after listening. Did you say you lose or I lose?"
The scholar stared, and said: "Nonsense, you have already given up your defeat, I just laughed!"
Qin Fei sneered: "Have I ever said a lost word?"
The scholar thought carefully and hesitated: "Although you didn't say to lose words, but you told me not to count, this is what you mean to admit defeat, and you said that you are weak in the face. You said these things, right? "
Qin Fei said: "Are you still a scholar, a literate person? I told you not to count, you really don't count? You are not my son, why do you listen to me? Does my sentence mean to admit defeat? No, it doesn’t work well with surrendering! Also, I said that you are very powerless to face you. I don’t mean surrendering. I just don’t think it’s interesting or interesting. It’s totally incompatible with surrendering, right? "
The scholar thought carefully, and it was really like this. Qin Fei did not explicitly mention the word confession from the beginning to the end. On the contrary, he was so proud that he understood his words as the meaning of confession and laughed so loudly.
He couldn't wait to smoke his own mouth, Nima was so stupid that he was actually fooled by this kid.
He can only accept the reality helplessly, and lose or lose. Anyway, this is only the third question. There are two more questions. The fourth question must be solved by Qin Fei.
He glared at Qin Fei fiercely, and then said: "Well, if you win, now please listen to the fourth question. Please tell a story and make me cry."
This question is very tricky and weird, and the third question is simply changing the soup without changing the medicine. This time the scholar smiled sinisterly, and shed tears? I haven't tasted the tears for millions of years.
Qin Fei curled his lips. Is the scholar stupid? This set is simply the most mentally retarded requirement.
Then he told a joke, a popular joke spread on the Profound Spirit Continent. Every time he heard this joke, even people who had heard it several times would laugh involuntarily.
Later, this joke was strictly forbidden from spreading around by the Xuanling Empire, because this joke killed some people with too poor concentration, and laughed so hard that they couldn't help laughing. It was called the first funny joke in history.
When Qin Fei said it, the first thing he smiled was the empty one on one side. He laughed so that the stuff was rolling on the ground, and his mouth kept roaring: "I explode your ya ya chrysanthemum..." The scholar reacted at all. No, Qin Fei was stunned, looking at him suspiciously, secretly saying that he shouldn't, it makes no sense that this guy doesn't laugh.
But soon he realized that something was wrong. At this moment, the scholar was lying on his chest with violent ups and downs, his eyes widened, his breathing was short, and then he suddenly laughed.
"Haha, laughed at me... how could there be such a...haha...haha... a joke...haha..." the scholar said with a breathless smile.
Qin Fei curled his lips and ignored him.
The scholar smiled again and said: "Haha...but...but...haha...you run...off-topic...haha...I said haha...have to...have me...ha tears...but ...Yes...you...this...it's a...laugh...talk...ha...how...make me haha...ha we shed tears...what?"
Qin Fei looked at the tears from the corners of his eyes and smiled lightly: "Have you laughed enough? Wipe your tears!"
The scholar stopped laughing and said, "Am I crying?"
He wiped the corners of his eyes, his expression was wet, and his expression was stunned, and then he smiled bitterly, and threw the joke out of the Jiuxiaoyun, looked at Qin Fei, and said, "You are beyond my expectation. I thought you Will tell a sad story to move me, but I did not expect you to do the opposite, and I was hit without knowing it. Okay, this question passed, and then the fifth question, if you can Finished, then even if I pass my level!"
Qin Fei smiled lightly, waiting for his topic, thinking that this scholar is actually not that good.
The scholar paused and seemed to be thinking. After a while, he solemnly said: "Now the fifth question, please listen carefully! To leave the scroll space, you and your pet, that is, this one Only one cat can go out. Either you kill it or it kills you! What choice would you make?"
Kong Zai jumped up and shouted at the scholar: "I'm blasting your yummy chrysanthemum! What bad idea did you have? Isn't this making the master difficult? Believe it or not I burst your chrysanthemum!"
This time Qin Fei didn't stop it from cursing others. The problem that this book gave birth to was really horrible. He actually wanted to lead him to kill himself with Kong.
The scholar was not at all angry at Kong's cursing, saw Qin Fei with a smile, and began to count.
Qin Fei sneered. The scholar really thought that this would make him embarrassed?
"Kong, go in and play with life and death!" Qin Fei said to Kong.
Kong nodded, and cursed at the scholar a few more bursts and chrysanthemums, before disappearing, and entered the mysterious spirit cauldron.
The scholar was shocked and surprised: "The space of the ancient scroll confines the space and restricts the use of the God Realm. There are even treasures that can hold living things on your body?"
Qin Fei smiled casually: "Of course! Are you miscalculating again? I'm sorry, your method of instigating divorce doesn't work! Can I pass the barrier now?" The scholar said decadently, "Forget you cruel! You are what I have seen. The smartest person! You passed the level, now I’m rewarded!"
When the words fell, he threw a broken stone slab, and Qin Fei took it and saw that he was overjoyed. It was exactly half of the words of the Shan Hai Jing. After the fusion, eighteen words were gathered.
However, he did not leave there. The scholar secretly said that he was not good, and he hurriedly wanted to drive off, saying: "The task is completed, I will flash first..."
When he said that, he wanted to flash back to the mural.
Qin Fei grabbed him and said with a smile: "You seem to have forgotten a promise, but you swore it!" The scholar gave a dry laugh and said, "Look at my memory, I almost forgot, I'm getting older. Many things are easy to forget! Thank you for reminding!"
Qin Fei sneered, "Is it time to honor that promise now?"
The scholar knew that he couldn't leave. It would be fine if Qin Fei didn't mention this matter. Now that they have raised it, if he repents, he will be swallowed back.
He was uneasy in his heart. He didn't know what Qin Fei would ask for. Don't take his life, otherwise his life would be a waste of life.
Qin Fei smiled and said, "My request is very simple, and it's not difficult for you! I want this ancient scroll. There is no problem, right?"
The scholar stunned and murmured secretly. The ancient scroll was actually him. He was the ancient scroll. Qin Fei wanted the ancient scroll to kill himself.
"No..." He just wanted to refuse. Suddenly, the sky was covered with dark clouds, the wind was blowing, and the thunder penalty was about to appear. Only then did he remember that the vow must be fulfilled, otherwise he would be punished by God, and he hurriedly changed his words: "Yes, of course there is no problem. ! This is our promise! We are all cultural people, we do what we say!"
Qin Fei nodded in satisfaction, knowing that this scholar was absolutely unwilling in his heart, but he was bound by an oath, he wouldn't do if he didn't agree!
The scholar was also simply, knowing that things could no longer be reversed, so he gave it up, and thought about it, this person came here to accept the test, and even the Lord of the Lights personally took the initiative, he must be the person that the Lord of Lights fancy, follow him The mix should not be too bad.
He disappeared into the ancient scroll, and then the ancient scroll flew up and fell into Qin Fei's hands.
The scholar said in the ancient scroll: "You have the ancient scroll, and you are my master! If you want to confront the enemy in the future, open the ancient scroll directly, and the small one will appear. Start the ancient scroll space to help you fight the enemy. With his three-inch tongue, he will definitely kill your enemy!"
Qin Fei sneered: "Then why didn't you call me dead?"
The scholar smiled bitterly: "Master, you are the most intelligent person in the sky and the earth, and the little one is willing to go down the wind! There is no one in the past, no one in the future, everyone else can handle it!"
Empty side cried strangely, "Blow your yummy chrysanthemum! Do you dare to Lao Tzu's lines! Find a burst!"
The scholar smiled and apologized: "Brother Cat, please calm down, don't dare next time!"