Chapter 531: Are you a squat toilet or a toilet here?

Chapter 531 Are you a squat toilet or a toilet here?
"Yun'er, who taught you this?"
Zhou Hao felt a bit of a chill when he heard the words "There is no chick for a son" that came from such a beautiful and cute little girl. If it were the social environment of the previous life, it would not be surprising even if it was Zhou Hao, a three-year-old child. But today, at least in second-tier cities like Xiangcheng, the social atmosphere is still relatively conservative, and Yuner is not like that "non-mainstream" person.
"It was said by the former frog master." Yun'er has a very innocent expression on her face.
"Head of the frog?" Zhou Hao immediately thought of Fang Youbin, thinking of his mung bean eyes and triangular mouth, which really resembled a frog.
Zhou Hao held Yun'er's shoulder and said seriously: "Yun'er, you won't say anything like this in the future, especially in front of your sister Ruolan, otherwise she will be angry."
"Oh." Yun'er felt that the thing that could make Li Ruolan angry was a great sin, so she agreed to Zhou Hao very obediently.
"By the way, Brother Zhou Hao."
"Huh?" Zhou Hao was very happy when she heard Yun'er calling herself "Brother Zhou Hao" sweetly, especially Yun'er's tender voice, which was better than any other music, and made Zhou Hao a kind of eagerness. Feeling immortal.
Just listen to Yun'er's blushing face, and asked: "If Ruolan sister goes to the toilet, do you have to help her pee?"
Zhou Hao's body stiffened, and then he laughed quickly: "Of course not, because your sister Ruolan is an adult. When Yun'er grows up, there is no need for others to pee."
"Oh."
"Get out, don't catch a cold." Zhou Hao said concerned.
"Yeah." Yun'er nodded, then opened the toilet door and kicked and ran back to Li Ruolan's room.
Zhou Hao hid behind the door and stretched out his head to take a look. He was relieved to see that Li Ruolan was still sleeping soundly in bed, and he quickly walked out of the toilet, sat on the sofa in the hall, and watched TV as if nothing had happened. .
And Li Chufan also called back at this time, saying that they were staying at the neighbor's house at noon and would not come back for dinner, and let Zhou Hao and Li Ruolan cook their own meals, or simply go out to the restaurant to solve it. Zhou Hao looked at the clock. It was almost twelve o'clock now. Even if he went shopping immediately, there were only some goods left in the market, so he decided to go out to eat.
It happened that Li Ruolan also got up at this time, and Zhou Hao was secretly surprised. If she wakes up early for a while, he will find out about her "obscene" Yun'er.
"My parents haven't come back yet?" Li Ruolan put on a coat and walked out with a lazy look on her face.
Zhou Hao stepped forward and hugged her lightly, kissed her face and smiled: "They say they can't come back for dinner, let us solve it by ourselves."
"There are no more vegetables for sale now, so let's just go out and eat."
"I think so too." Seeing Li Ruolan's open pajamas reveal a shallow cleavage, Zhou Hao couldn't help but lowered his head and kissed her neck a few times, his hands also covered Li Ruolan's beautiful buttocks. .
"Stop making trouble, it won't be good to let Yun'er see it." Li Ruolan's face was beautiful and she grabbed Zhou Hao's hands to prevent him from raging.
Zhou Hao looked sideways, and saw a petite figure flickering behind the door of Li Ruolan's room. It was clearly the two of Yun'er that girl in the peeking hall. Zhou Hao smiled inwardly without telling the truth, and Li Ruolan took advantage of this moment to break free of him, and went back to the room to change clothes with Yun'er.
With Li Ruolan and Yun'er, Zhou Hao went to a nearby restaurant with a good grade.
Yun'er seems to have been to such a restaurant for the first time and is very curious about the things in the restaurant. However, despite her curiosity, Yun'er also quietly led Li Ruolan, unlike other children who often shouted.
The decoration of this restaurant is rather unique. Even in the lobby, each dining table is separated by a screen, giving guests a relatively private environment. As it was the Spring Festival, all the boxes were full, Zhou Hao had to ask for a seat in the hall.
"Yun'er, what kind of food do you want to eat?" Zhou Hao handed the dish card from the waiter to Yun'er.
Yun'er took the dish, read it back and forth several times, but shook her head: "I haven't eaten these, you decide."
Zhou Hao knew what the restaurant’s signature dishes were, so he said to the waiter: "Then give me a "water-soaked crispy meat carp", um, another plate of omelette, a steamed chicken with and green onion, and There is a bone roast soup."
"Sir, how many catties do you want for your crispy meat carp? We just got a car here, each weighing seven or eight catties."
"Then come one." Zhou Hao said.
After the waiter left, Li Ruolan said to Zhou Hao: "Seven or eight catties of crispy meat? Too much, right."
"Hehe, sister Lan, don't you know that the'water-soaked crispy meat carp" here is delicious." Zhou Hao said: "They wrapped a whole piece of crispy meat carp with tin foil and put it in a well at 90 degrees Celsius. Soak the fish slowly in the water. This will make the fish tender without losing its savory flavor."
Listening to Zhou Hao's introduction, Li Ruolan was fine, but Yuner next to her secretly swallowed her saliva.
"Furthermore, our Yun'er is the key to proper development. How can we not eat more?"
Yun'er wrinkled her nose at Zhou Hao and snorted, her appearance was lively and cute. When Li Ruolan saw Yun'er, who was still hostile to Zhou Hao yesterday, her relationship with Zhou Hao has improved a lot, and she was both surprised and pleased.
"By the way, Yun'er, where are you from? How did you and your mother get separated?" Zhou Hao asked Yun'er.
Seeing Yun'er's eyes turned red immediately, Li Ruolan was about to complain that Zhou Hao should not mention Yun'er's sadness, so she heard Yun'er say: "My home is in Shilitun, and I live with my mother. "
From Yun'er's narrative, Zhou Hao and Li Ruolan knew that Yun'er's hometown was in a village called Shilitun. She lived with her mother since she was a child. The two mothers and daughters depended on each other for their lives, and their life was very difficult.
"I've never seen Dad, but my mother said that Dad has gone far, far away, and we will definitely see Dad in the future." Yun'er's voice is full of innocence, and that sentimental Yearning.
After hearing this, Zhou Hao and Li Ruolan looked at each other. Although they didn't speak, they both felt deep affection for Yun'er in their hearts. It is obvious that Yun'er's father has passed away, before she can remember. Yun'er should not watch TV very much, otherwise she would definitely know on TV that the so-called "going far, far away" means that she has passed away.
Yun'er's father has an elder brother, two younger brothers and a younger sister. However, these uncles, uncles and aunts of Yun'er are not good people. Since the death of Yun'er's father, they have not only failed to help Yun'er and their orphans and widows, but they have also looked at the land and buildings left by Yun'er's father before his death. Want to own it. In order to obtain land for the building of Yun'er's family, they even slandered Yun'er's mother, not only saying that she was Koff's broom star, but also that Yun'er was not the flesh and blood of Tong's family, but was the wild species born by Yun'er's mother who hooked her outside.
According to Yuner's words, her relatives are all "bad people".
Yun'er's mother was unbearable, so she left Shilitun with Yun'er to find a new life with her.
However, Yun'er's mother didn't tell Yun'er where to live a new life. The two mothers and daughters took the train to Guangdong for two days and two nights. And just when Yun'er's mother took her to change cars, she was dispersed by the crowded crowd. Yun'er was also taken a long way out by the crowd. When Yun'er came back, she was already in the same place. There is a crowded intersection.
She wandered around the city for a long time but did not find her mother. Later, she was taken to the police station by a kind person. The police station also sent someone to the train station to find Yun'er's mother, but nothing was found for several days. Since the police station cannot take in Yun'er for a long time, it temporarily entrusts her to the children's welfare home.
After Yuner finished talking about her experience, tears spread all over her face. Li Ruolan felt distressed, she held her in her arms and cared and comforted, and said to Zhou Hao: "Xiaohao, you help, let Yun'er reunite with her mother as soon as possible."
Zhou Hao nodded, "I'm looking for TV stations and newspapers to post Yun'er's photos, and see if I can help Yun'er find her mother."
"Thank you, Brother Zhou Hao." Yun'er raised her small face and said to Zhou Hao with tears in her eyes.
Later, Yun'er also felt that crying in front of so many people was not a good thing, so under Li Ruolan's comfort, she quickly stopped crying and wiped away the tears on her face. Suddenly, her face turned red again, and she took a peek at Zhou Hao before whispering to Li Ruolan next to her: "Sister Ruolan, I want to go to the toilet."
"Oh, my elder sister is also a little anxious, let's go together." Li Ruolan said, took Yun'er and left the seat.
When Zhou Hao suddenly heard this, he almost squirted the tea out of his mouth.
Now that Li Ruolan is there, Yuner certainly doesn't need Zhou Hao to "piss" her. But if Yun'er asks Li Ruolan to "help" later, Zhou Hao's lie will be exposed immediately, and the relationship between him and Yun'er will suddenly collapse.
But looking at the backs of the two of them, Zhou Hao couldn't stop them, so as not to show their feet. It happened that the waiter came to change tea, and Zhou Hao asked her, "Is the toilet here or is it a toilet?"
The waiter was very surprised why Zhou Hao asked, thinking that Zhou Hao had a problem with hemorrhoids, so he replied: "Sir, all of us here are squatting toilets."
Hearing this, Zhou Hao let out a long sigh.