Chapter 1375: The whole world is watching square dance

Expressly?
What do you mean?
Feng Laogui and a group of people looked at each other.
"Kang Dang!"
With a sound, the coffin lid jumped directly, and the sudden sound scared Feng Laogai and the others almost jumped up.
"Don't panic, the tomb owner reminded you. Okay, you know what the tomb owner meant. Look, the lights are ready for you. You can dance quickly. Who of you can dance? Remember to add a song."
Jiang Xiaoye tried his best not to laugh, and by the way reached out and grabbed Xiao Hei's neck hair.
Xiao Hei was picked up, and looked up at Jiang Xiaoye. What are you doing, Master, Nei Dan has eaten!
Feng Laogui and a group of people looked at each other one after another, and finally looked towards the nine sisters in front. Obviously, she would...
"You can?"
Jiang Xiaoye asked Jiumei.
"Yes, Jiumei is the square dance foreman. She often dances with the square dance aunts on weekdays, and she dances very well!"
The third sister nodded quickly, throwing away all the ropes in her hand.
It's really weird here.
"Square dance...Square dance needs to be accompanied by a song, do you sing the little apple or something?" Jiang Xiaoye suddenly became happy when he heard it, square dance!
"I, I can sing the most dazzling national style..."
The nine sisters are about to cry, they are here to robber the tomb, how come they suddenly come here to dance and sing?
They are stunned, and the people watching the live broadcast are even more stunned.
"Hahahahahaha, this style of painting has changed, what is this going to do?"
"Obviously it is very scary, why did it become like this in an instant?"
"Hahahaha, my grass, little apple, the most dazzling national style? What do you want to do hahahahahaha!"
"Isn't it? Seriously, you are the Captain Jin, you are the grave robbers!"
"No way, my stomach hurts, hahahaha!"
"My grass, really jumped!"
"It's pretty pretty to jump with an umbrella, hahaha, what the is this light?"
"I really sang hahahaha!"
"Oh, I laughed so hard at me, is this a tomb robber? Can you be more serious, what are you doing hahahahahaha!"
"Awesome!"
...
The fans laughed to death, Jiang Xiaoye almost couldn't help it, Xiao Hei was so confused, what are you two hundred and five doing?
"Come on, in front of the nine sisters, line up behind you, be serious!"
Under Jiang Xiaoye's command, one person, one umbrella, nine sisters took the lead facing the coffin, and the seven people behind them also stood up, looking at Jiang Xiaoye with a little suspicion of life, are you serious?
"Look at what I am doing, hurry up, look, the tomb owner has lighted you up!"
Candles, various colors start to flicker!
"Sister Nine, start."
Old Feng was sweating on his forehead and motioned to Jiumei.
Jiumei took a breath, nodded, her expression solemn.
"The vast horizon is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful, the crooked river comes from the sky and flows to the purple sea... …"
Jiumei began to sing, and at the same time took the lead in twisting, dancing, singing!
They are all third-rate and second-rate masters. Needless to say, their ability to imitate is top-notch. For a while, this place is full of a sense of square dance aunt.
Xiao Hei was infected and shook his dog's head.
"Wow!"
Realizing something was wrong, Xiao Hei shook his head quickly and looked up at Jiang Xiaoye. Master, what are these teasers doing?
Let alone fans, some foreign live broadcast platforms watched the tomb of Huaxia live broadcast one by one, but the style of painting changed and it became China’s square dance directly. Foreign live broadcast exchange platforms are a question mark.
"My special, what are they doing?"
"Oh, my God, the Chinese Tomb Raider is so magical? Can you still communicate with the dead and celebrate with them?"
"Damn it, what kind of method does Huaxia know?"
"Don't mess with Chinese people in the future, who knows if they will chat with my dead mother and then take me away!"
"God, Huaxia is so terrible, I will never go again!"
"They can communicate with the tomb owner? People who have been dead for more than a thousand years can still party with modern people? It's terrible!"
"God, psychic?"
"Amen, it must have communicated with the dead!"
...
The foreigners are excited!
The ancient China is really amazing!
The most dazzling folk song finished singing in Xiao Hei's dumbfounded eyes, and the square dance was also over.
The candlelight also slowly turned into a normal color, no longer flickering.
"Mr... let's... do you want another one?" Jiu Mei's face was a little red, and everyone else was like that. A group of serious Captain Jin Jin was dancing here!
Old Ba is entangled, do you want to write it down?
"Don't come, don't come, I'm afraid you will jump and send me and the old irons away, so be it, you see, the tomb owner is all OK, so be it."
Jiang Xiaoye hurriedly stopped, but one more one?
How many people do you want to laugh at?
"Wang?" What are you guys doing? Singing and dancing again, Master Xiao Hei can also dance, Master, why are you holding Master Xiao Hei?
Xiao Hei looked up at Jiang Xiaoye, and then looked down at his belly. Is belly dancing not beautiful?
"Crack!"
The coffin lid suddenly sounded, and then, as if someone had lifted the coffin lid, it was staggered and opened!
"The kid carries the coffin? Is it really?"
really have?
Feng Laogui, as the captain of Touching Jin, said he was embarrassed at the moment, so the coffin lid was opened?
"Lao Ba, if you dare to write down the section that you just danced, my mother will cast you off!" The third sister gloomily looked at Lao Ba who took out the pen and notebook. Obviously, if you don't say anything, Lao Ba will just The shameful scene was recorded.
It’s useless if you don’t record it. You just finished the most dazzling ethnic square dance with more than 200 million people watching...
Old Ba shook his head quickly.
Jiang Xiaoye gestured to the live broadcast and continued the live broadcast.
The people in the live room laughed crazy.
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Do they not know that they have been seen by the whole world? Hahahaha, the most dazzling national style!"
"By the way, how did Brother Brown Bear do it just now?"
"It must be done in secret, and you don't want to think about how amazing these monsters in Yushan Village are."
"My fifth and sixth brothers, if you are here, do you want to dance with you?"
"Hahahaha!"
"Sister Nine is so beautiful, what a pity, such a cute girl is going to go to jail, and it hurts!"
"The girl is still the square dancer, hahaha!"
"it's so funny!"
"What's in the coffin, go and see!"
...
The unscrupulous scene was over, and Feng Old Ghost and the others also let out a sigh.
I always feel something is wrong?
Feng Laogui feels like he is dreaming. Is this hallucination?
Jiang Xiaoye came to the coffin, took a look, then raised his head to look at the pattern on it, and then at the old fifth said: "Old fifth brother, there is a cheap thing inside. You take this thing out and give it to you as previously said. Three hundred thousand."