Chapter 1467: "First Love" is not just a dog

() Of course, He Ming doesn’t think this is a "fuck girl". After all, Niuniu is just a small baby. The baby and devil have grown up in the real world for a long time. It takes tens of thousands of years to grow up chéngrén, but within thousands of years The physical condition has basically developed to a 16-year-old teenager on the earth.
It is also to the extent that the appearance in the real world is basically indistinguishable from other similar beings, even if the other party is the ancestor of the first generation.
Of course, it is simply the physical condition of the same life level, and it does not count as temperament, inner knowledge, life experience, etc., etc.
Calculated according to physical development, it takes at least a few hundred years for the second generation of abdominal muscle brothers such as Niuniu to bid farewell to infancy.
Nevertheless, now on the earth, from the perspective of human beings on earth, Niuniu and other second generations of abdominal muscles are all very cute four- or five-year-olds.
The reason why the body has developed to a certain level for thousands of years and it takes tens of thousands of years to formally chéngrén can be explained by the principle of "30 standing up" on the earth. ..
In the real world, a life has to play for tens of thousands of years to reach the time of full mental maturity. It can be called a "chéngrén" from the inside out.
This is only the data of human beings on Earth.
He Ming's surprise is that this mysterious little girl, the little guy he didn't care about, has become the jealous object of the second generation of the abdominal muscle brother in a short time?
He couldn't believe his eyes, and there was even an emotion called jealousy flowing in his heart at this moment and temporarily.
Because usually, in the past life, this is my...treatment.
Indeed, the second generation of the abdominal muscle brother and so on. It cannot be said to be spoiled, nor can it simply be said to be born in a beautiful environment, but the best living environment in the universe.
Countless, countless super beauties to the universe's great Abdomen are vying to pursue. Screaming, hard to control... The true pride of the universe.
Among the fox jīng tribe and the very extraordinary human little loli army, He Ming has never seen the second generation of the abdominal muscle brother kiss a little loli forcefully, and make a..."good story" to grab loli.
It's not even talking about fighting for a loli to be cool, but many times a day because of the constant kisses, it is easy to scream and express dissatisfaction.
The strange thing is here. Besides, the loli in the loli army are all from their own family. Or mothers can design the most innocent and lovely images according to the best zhōngyāng optical brain service program.
The mysterious little girl "First Love" looks like Little Red Riding Hood, in a printed redneck dress. Appearance He Ming looks at any other loli on the spot, and then returns to the mysterious little girl's first love to get a "truth": Appearance, is it almost?
But why? The second generation of the abdominal muscles actually fight for the cool because of her?
Is it the kingly way for Cinderella to win?
Do not make jokes!
There is a limit to the stupidity of babies!
He Ming drew his ears, this. It should be a mystery.
Situ Aotian. That is, the little comrade Long Aotian was defeated by Niu Niu, and he couldn't help but squat his mouth, wrinkled with a very cute white and crystal-like nose, and started crying. Howl.
Catkins hugged Long Aotian and comforted him. He first looked at He Ming, who had a stiff face, and then at Comrade Niu Niu, who was proud of his white teeth, and suddenly burst into laughter again.
Like He Ming, it is also like a Weibo on the earth. Situ Haoran also received the message immediately in the virtual world about the mood of her baby son.
He also burst into laughter immediately: "As expected of my son, he understands that a successful life starts with a girl!"
However, things are not as "successful" as Niuniu imagined:
The second generation of Abdominal Muscle is the same as the Loli Zhengtai on many planetary mansions. Think of yourself as omnipotent. However, Niuniu grabbed the left hand of the mysterious little girl, forcibly kissed the mysterious little girl "first love" under the gaze of countless super beauties, and boundless expectations, softly speaking a lot of "Come on"... the result was hilarious. The sound became a piece:
The first love who was eating a piece of beautiful cake ate it, and then turned his head to make the cow kiss her hair.
Niuniu immediately made a cute appearance with his tongue out. Hair is still not easy to kiss.
He Ming paid a silent tribute to the baby's eldest son: Dear, how many years hasn't people...have your hair washed, bastard!
There was a burst of laughter. This was a more funny beginning. Niuniu didn't even get a kiss on the cheek, and he was reluctant. With very beautiful big eyes, he looked around and he suddenly saw He Ming from the crowd of super beautiful women.
He grabbed the mysterious little girl and rushed over, a chubby hand with cartoon tattoos and a very funny and fat Huanglong grabbing the giant abdominal muscles of the universe, He Ming...
He Ming is really embarrassed, Niuniu did not smoothly pick up a girl and actually carried him out... him.
See you poorly.
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Lunch started. Except for He Ming, one table was not only full, but also more than twice the excess. On the other tables, there were only some loli who took the opportunity to eat and drink. Mom and a few new dads came around this table, as if Participate in the buffet like chat and wait for food.
These new dads have just arrived, and belong to the "from hanging silk to the most successful people" in the universe who envy and hate.
After passing various tests, they eventually became the married mothers of some little wives and foxes of the abdominal muscle brother, or the new fathers of the girls of Huanghua.
The new dad is certainly not the old dad who is arrogant and regrettable.
The general appearance of these new dads was originally very handsome and charming. According to the analogy of handsome guys on the earth, they are the appearance of supermodels of European and American males of the old age, and super handsome men with temperament such as gentlemen and Chinese Confucianism.
Before He Ming has no profoundly "beautiful" skin, his appearance is really not his opponent.
But in fact, He Ming doesn't need to be so "pretentious".
The king of picking up girls, abdominal muscles, has always been... the jīng product among carbon-based monkeys.
This is an inherent advantage.
The first-class manufacturing work of parents.
There are good things in this universe, and it is also a website that pursues click-through rate.
Abdominal muscles belong to the most "enlightened" super power, and now it is the most powerful force. The rising speed alone is unprecedented, and belongs to the first person in the legendary record of cosmic pride.
Therefore, I put the photos of the abdominal muscles on a low-level civilization planet like the Earth Proving Ground and follow the characters in the new game. Or new characters in comics and so on as excuses to vote.
Compared with the "new men" of the fox clan, He Ming's vote was actually very high.
And those and many civilized beings far inferior to the people on Earth are actually very "savvy": I can see that Brother Abdominal is not a king-level figure, or a villain of a hero, a bully, and a hypocrisy.
Anyway, this person is very powerful, hypocritical, and has... funny ruthless temperament.
The indigenous people are really "the ignorant are fearless"!
He Ming was once dumbfounded, but he also had "little" pride in his heart. But he didn't even know that this comparison alone has already created an economic wealth of hundreds of billions of dollars in the entire universe. It's amazing, there is no doubt that all universes are paying attention.
As many civilizations as there are in this universe, there are all grown-up, sensible and sensible citizens of how many civilizations are paying attention to him. Everything about him is even comical.
Also, it is worth mentioning that the status of these "new dads" is not very high. Belongs to foxes, wives unless they love them very much. Otherwise it is equal to the attitude of an extremely successful man being a beautiful woman: Don't be arrogant, because you are not the only one! Your young droop one-tenth, and my "love" is half gone!
"This little girl's'first love' is so pitiful." The little wife, Xiaoqing, put her incomparable pair of slender legs, without stockings but with a magical glow in the sun, on He Ming's thigh, but I still sit very noble and elegant, and my wife's temperament is infinitely moving.
Although Xiaoqing said so, her face was filled with an uncontrollable smile. Many little wives, Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei, and He Xiaoqian's three elder wives also sat around He Ming. Then put his beautiful legs on the thighs of the abdominal muscles, layer upon layer. The critical area has already fallen.
It's just that the expressions of a few wives are not as enthusiastic and cheerful as Qiaoer's smile.
why?
Because Xiaoqing's son is so powerful, he is eating happily, and there is no possibility of fighting for the wind and being cool.
He Wo Daneng is already a very successful gourmet, a quiet philosopher, a successful enjoyr of moving life...
Of course, they were all bragging, wearing a halo, at most a greedy little kid.
While eating lunch, the second generation of the abdominal muscle brothers and many Zhengtai surrounded the mysterious little girl. The latter can almost eat with her mouth open, but she can't eat, because it will immediately cause a disturbance. For example, eat Niu Niu's food and not eat other Zhengtai foods.
Zhou Qingyun shook her head, feeling a little flustered like He Ming, unable to figure out what happened to her baby son and sister's baby son?
"I thought she was very pitiful just now. I didn't expect her husband to rescue her from such a mysterious place, let alone that she was imprisoned for many years at a young age..."
Zhou Qingyun's information is very complete, but it is impossible for her to tell the top secret information of Shanmeng at this scene, because even if she speaks it, the zhōngyāng optical brain will automatically change her voice.
There is no doubt that the zhōngyāng light brains must have reported to the Shanmeng according to the highest procedure.
He Ming's reaction to Shanmeng is always used to the old rules, and a four-character idiom: indifferent.
"...But I really didn't think about her charm, what's wrong with Niuniu?"
After Zhou Qingyun finished speaking, she looked at He Ming, her eyes were charming and charming, and her little function was to ask, coquettishly ask. Isn't it uneasy because his son Niuniu actually started to "choose girls"? So you need to act like a baby.
Explain that I am still young, I am still young!
He Ming, who was eating and drinking and preparing to eat breakfast and lunch that he didn't enjoy, suddenly shrugged and said, "I don't know, don't ask me such small questions."
In fact, he knew it a long time ago, a thought flashed up, and according to his normal intelligence, there was a truth that was basically close to the answer:
In He Ming's eyes, first love is no different from other nasty loli.
It is worthless, not because my daughter is not cute at all.
That's right, this is the "arrogance and prejudice" of the great man in the universe!
But in the unique world of children, it is obvious that first love is... the goddess of the goddess, or the goddess with dark temperament.
Then, in the face of the worries, secret jealousy and very incomprehensible problems of a true-love wife, He Ming can only speak in a golden way.
Just kidding, it's only the first day. Niuniu and other little fat guys have never loved him, this old bean, and won't let go? The bathing is also together... But after a few days and a week, life is still life.
"What happened in that mysterious world? What power is there to treat her so hatefully." Zhou Qingyun said, changing the subject to angrily at He Ming: "Husband, the name of first love is really bad."
"why?"
"First love!" Sisi suddenly yelled charmingly. He Ming's eyebrows rose exaggeratedly when he turned his head. Dozens of puppies, various cute pets, and hundreds of electronic pets such as baby angels, came in response...
It, they are all called "first love".
"...First love is not just a dog..."
He Ming accidentally said a classic sentence.
Qiaoer got up and put her baby girl, Horus with a very cute bear cub on her beautiful clothes, and put it on He Ming's head according to her request to hold a variety of foods and then wave a fat hand, and at the same time, she took the opportunity to express herself very moving. His low-cut career line, and then looked at He Mingdao:
"Husband, what do you want to do with this little girl? As a guest of zìyóu in our family, or... there are many people, including Lulu, who want to adopt someone."
Lulu hugged the fat loli "Little Overlord" who was dressed more cutely and chewed on delicious food and said: "Yes, my husband is so poor, I really want to adopt her."
Wives of He Ming, big and small, know that "first love" will definitely live in the family of the abdominal muscles until she grows up. Then she does not have "mother and dad", if she needs it, whether it is a living intelligent life or a robot dad and mom. Many, many appear at once.
Change of status and all treatment~EbookFREE.me~ Now it is the unlucky ghost of the salvation of the abs, little guy. Besides, the past experience was so miserable.
Of course, the wives of He Ming, who knew the truth, chose to forget an important "truth" about her being held for hundreds of thousands to millions of years.
Because this means that the first ancestor is far more than his own ancestors, and the first ancestor is also "old and yellow"?
Ha, anyway, there are so many weird things in the universe that cannot be understood and accepted with normal life knowledge.
"Little Overlord, do you want multiple sisters?" He Ming said to Lulu's baby daughter "Little Overlord" in a lovely voice.
The fat loli "Little Overlord" glanced at Lao Dou, the perfect baby's pink lips were slightly narrowed, and she continued to eat and drink, and the food residues were full.
He Ming's eyelids twitched lightly, and another burst of laughter sounded from all sides.
PS: First more. (To be continued.)