Chapter 2022: "Accidents" before departure

In a short while, all kinds of extremely hard compliments came to an abrupt end, like an excited duck who was about to show off his might but was grabbed by a big hand.
The reason is that the company's official website immediately updated the important information on "how to do the operation". This time I first chose to line up online. In the area where the operation was performed, in a city, there must be an online line up before New Year's Eve for the first time. Then I will go to participate according to this number.
Cannot be transferred, can only give up and then re-queue.
But before that, there is a very important point, that is, this time, Abdomina will serve from city to city, and this city, yes, it is all born by netizens.
According to the vote to prove their identity immediately, one person, one vote is cast on the official website of Abdomina.
People who are not citizens of this city, or have not lived there for a certain amount of time, are just tourists, tourists, and people who came here specially during the operation, so they are not citizens of this city and cannot participate in this city. It is also not eligible for online ranking.
This kind of information judgment is too easy in this era, just look at the first demon game.
Although there are still plenty of sources of information, it doesn’t even have to be the retreating Earth Authority.
A city is actually a large part of the area. Many people in rural areas and primitive tribes will know which city it is by looking at the updated city map.
A total of 1,000 cities have been arranged around the world, although some cities are just "rural". Or the "urban-rural fringe" of a very small number of people in Africa and Southeast Asia—of course, Southeast Asians who have migrated to the Smecta Peninsula, etc., are still decided according to the city of residence.
Abs serves 10 hours in each city. Very fair. It’s just 5 hours of bonuses from Mashi, Abdominal Muscle’s hometown, Magic City, and China Alliance Heart. For example, Tokyo, Japan has to lose 2 hours.
and also. Unbelievable surprise: This time, in a lot of published information, it is said that the abdominal muscle brother can serve at least one minute: 1,000 people!
1,000 people!
One minute on the earth is still only sixty seconds!
Suddenly many human beings, especially the old guys, wondered if the Abdomen was cutting corners, although it is more reliable and realistic to think about it, because there are more than 8 billion people on the earth, and Abdomen serves 100 million people every year. He has to serve for at least 80 years, and after 80 years, how many people will there be?
This is similar to the famous Chinese elementary school mathematics. For example, a piece of elementary school mathematics: a dog runs 100 meters per hour, and Xiao Ming runs 50 meters per hour; the dog sleeps for 1 hour before chasing Xiao Ming. When can I catch up with Xiao Ming?
Ask the current Superman. Their superhuman brains immediately got an instinctively correct answer: not catching up.
Because this is an infinitesimal mathematical problem. How many smart monkeys have died in the past? I really don't know what kind of hatred some educators have towards elementary school students? Or are you ignorant to the extreme? Will come up with such a famous problem to embarrass elementary school students, but... there is also a "correct answer".
It's horrible.
Scary schoolboy. Oh, no wonder the idiot elementary school students in Europe and the United States want to study in China.
Then there is only one reason why Abs can never complete his work: Superman can also give birth!
However, after reading the detailed information on the official website of Brother Abdominis, he smiled and waited wholeheartedly.
I saw a large number of sci-fi picture updates, and some gnashing art and art such as online game companies and comic companies on the earth. I saw two high-tech, very sci-fi and magical machines with a height of at least five floors, placed at a distance of 300 meters. In two positions on a line, and then within three hundred meters form the operation site this time.
If you have a lot of them, you will know how salivating and smiling are especially good.
I can immediately understand the reason for the high efficiency of the abdominal muscle brother.
Every operation. So this time the abs will be in a large area of ​​each city, such as the city square. Put on a space-time machine that does not explain scientific principles. It is specifically like two old-age roller punching machines. It can release the theory of relativity that can be used by Einstein in the real world. He is very annoyed in the real world and wants to smuggle the earth to eliminate some scientific principles Explain the energy to create a
time channel
.
Inside, the abdominal muscles can get very fast work efficiency, and the good thing is that the outside time is still the same, so the abdominals can complete the earth time and serve 1,000 people in one minute, oh, at least 1,000 people .
Of course, only the die-hard fans of the abdominal muscles and the countless hypocritical saints will worry about whether the abdominal muscles are tired or not.
Aliens are all the truth in sight. This is a brand new crystallization of high-level cosmic technology. The super artifact-level materials are just the same complex upgraded machines that you like the earth humans cannot know the details. They are also huge surgical equipment.
In the simplest description, although it does not slow down time, it has the effect of accelerating time—wait, then, would Earth time be about to die? It takes a year for Abs to complete 1,000 people, right?
Great mistake, if the time in a very small area is one hundred times as long as the earth, then one hundred times as much earth time has passed in it!
One year in the sky on the earth means that the time on the earth is too fast and worthless.
Of course, it is not the so-called acceleration of time. In fact, many people have problem understanding of time as space. It is like some super powers of spreading literature, how can they control the so-called time?
God, could it be that in an instant, you controlled the passage of time in countless universes?
This is too ridiculous, wouldn't you directly control this space?
To explain in a scientific way, it is to make the material particles in this space extremely fast, and then nothing more. It is definitely not to accelerate time but to slow down time. It can only be said that accelerating space and slowing down space, time is a concept, it belongs to the basic No profanity is allowed on the site.
In addition to accelerating the speed of the space to facilitate He Ming to work quickly, this machine can also help He Ming handle a lot of work. In fact, there will be a lot of... robots to help the abs, and the abs needs only a few very fast jobs. Including the powerful energy of this machine, some materials will be automatically cut, melted, and processed to the best condition that He Ming can use immediately.
This is also He Ming's great motivation for work. If he can perform the same job, then it is "the best".
The people in the game who have to open and hang every day, in reality, can only get worse, which means that the guy who is looking for a teacher to admire on the Internet all day is definitely not a gentleman. And the winner of life "surrounded by love" and Gao Shuaifu.
...
The last free time passed.
He Ming rubbed his forehead and got up from the gorgeous jade toilet on the top of the Snow Mountain, and behind him was the sound of water splashing. The excrement of today's No. 1 hero in the multiverse has arrived at a water source somewhere in the Snow Mountain, which is also the source of a large number of great sources. Well, it must be pollution-free and more pure and extremely noble.
He Ming continued to push up his ass, and then the robot on one side was cleaned up. Anyway, I have never wiped my by myself for a long time. Believe that the second generation of the abdominal muscle brother also never knows what it means to wipe the and what action to use for the specific operation.
He Ming walked a few steps into the snow in a very simple dress, and then chose the third set of clothes in the light curtain in front of him. This time he finally started to work, so he chose to be more relaxed Work clothes for workers, such as workers’ clothes and migrant workers’ clothes, but now the earth’s humans are also aware of the goods, look. Mystery’s "Versace" work outfit!
So? You can buy all the top handmade suits from a street in the old age.
Regarding shoes and socks are also high-end goods of the corresponding style, He Ming is now starting to dress according to the basic knowledge of the dressing procedure. Otherwise, they will teach the bad fat Zhengtai fat Lolita and so on, they will definitely be affected by their father's hillbilly style after a long time.
At least the hillbilly style will save you time and increase the precious temperament, style, personality and humanity such as unruly, free romance, free affection, romantic feelings and so on.
Hands, hair, and face have all gone through the way of washing hands and face, a very comfortable high-tech, like Superman using water power to wrap his face and hands, and then flow meticulously.
The water source is also the most precious water on some natural planets in the higher universe, even though the earth humans understand it as "volcanic magma."
In the end, I put on precious cosmetics that added a few layers of skin in the old days. Because the related feelings are so good, after using it once, He Ming unknowingly "corrupted"-of course, when used on great men It can create unimaginable economic benefits. Once any of his daily objects are released by human flesh, the related mystery company or a certain company in the universe will dance wildly. Nowadays, many wealthy aliens are also willing to use their belly. Muscle brother’s choice, not why, use the least money to enjoy the treatment of abdominal muscle brother.
Or choose the luxury product chosen by the abs!
"Okay, it's going to begin. Please send me to the earth. I want to serve the people. Ah, how many legends have passed through the great man, and the footprints of the great man, and how many monkeys have been silently moved."
"Ah, praise you, praise me! Amen."
After speaking, He Ming didn't set off. He immediately felt that the beloved Fat Zheng was too fat Lolita, and the baby was still sleeping or eating and drinking. This is the time to prepare to go to the earth. Today is another New Year's Eve on earth. The exact time in China should be in the morning. If it starts early, then it is the virtue of the abs.
He clearly can use his own power as he wants, so he takes a very exaggerated step forward and has to cross a very long distance directly into the earth in an instant-so it was just a line before, if Huade Liu sent him to the earth, He is really going to yell at him, what is he doing? Silly, do you have me fast?
In fact, for these words, Huadeliu mainly depends on He Ming’s mood and his choices in history. In this case, he must have walked by himself, and saying those words is to remind himself to make the final preparations. Abdominal muscles... worry about your own work, so you will be unemployed.
At this moment, an emergency light curtain opened in front of him, and He Ming still looked at it with a lewd smile, and immediately became more serious.
Is it your eldest sister?
The eldest sister recently gave birth to a fat Luo Li who is "very regrettable" (He Ming thought in his heart). and then? He remembered the rushing fat Lori who didn't give face. And this fat Luo Li often fell asleep with food and drink.
There is no other impression other than that. The life of the eldest sister's family has nothing to do with him, does it?
"Are you going to start? Well, I have something to trouble you. Come over."
The eldest sister He Bing smiled on the screen, He Ming nodded and shrugged, and stepped out, but appeared in front of the eldest sister a moment later.
This is the back garden of a big sister's home, like the style of heaven and earth, not the style of the heaven and earth club on earth.
The courtyard like a fairyland has the breath of ordinary human home life. There are many exquisite plants, which also survive with ordinary grasses ~EbookFREE.me~ and then cover the entire courtyard. There are large pets everywhere, eating and sleeping. Or they are very small but dressed up as cartoons and cute, and have some arrogant toddler pets. I believe they must be arrogant and prejudiced because of their extraordinary owners.
"Are you here? Please sit down."
In front of a very elegant sofa, the eldest sister greeted He Ming to sit down. Next to her was the elder brother-in-law who wore a kind of white with gold rim and gem decorations was very gentle. Of course, the physique of the eldest brother-in-law on the earth is also a heavenly god. This is the eldest brother-in-law trying to "not waste" using his super power.
Instinctively, He Ming sensed that there are many people and "people" who pay attention to this place on a large scale. If he pays more attention then he will know the details, and this is the so-called "supernatural power", but He Ming is too lazy to pay attention. If you have a brain disease, it means that you see some cosmic problems that must be competitive. Can you just click Baidu?
(Just ask directly)
In the end, there was no need to ask He Ming. The eldest sister understood He Ming's character, and went straight to the subject and said something that surprised He Ming slightly.
ps: Second more. (To be continued...)