Chapter 18: The old virgin also has spring

Under the light, Yingyang's handsome face turned red, and he touched Xue Hu's hand with his chopsticks. Xue Hu woke up like a dream, looked at his lower body, gave a wry smile, and said after drinking a glass of red wine: , Gou Ri’s Shaolin Boy Gong has killed me, no matter whether He Ming’s toad Gong is effective or not, I will find a woman to get married!"
　　 "Oh, a good thing." Yingyang looked at Xue Hu and agreed with him very much.
　　 Brother Xue Hu, a righteous brother, grew up strong, and his strength was extraordinary. I don’t know who I’ve heard. I learned a special course of boy skills since I was a child, but I need to keep my virginity before the ghost knows whether it’s useful. In addition, I’m not free in the army. I’m almost 30 years old and I haven’t looked for it. My girlfriend, the old Xue family is going to die, so Father Xue gave the order to get married this year and hold grandson next year.
　　 And when I met He Ming today, I knew the legendary magic, and I knew it was very effective.
　　 Xue Hu lost his temper with excitement. As soon as he walked in and saw the catkins, he didn't care at first, but the more he looked, the more beautiful he became.
　　 When the catkins went to take care of the old lady, he bent over and showed a huge and perfect shape and contour. Xue Hu only felt a special impulse, and he could no longer look away. The 30-year-old volcano erupted in deep sleep!
　　 Xue Hu blushed and drank repeatedly to cover up, but his lower body was still towering and reluctant to stop. Finally, with a wry smile, he changed the subject and said: "He Ming’s toad work is amazing. If effective, it will definitely change our country’s military strength and national strength. It is more meaningful than the discovery of a hundred ape-man skull fossils, but He Ming didn’t realize it. ."
　　 Yingyang nodded, "Yes, if He Ming teaches us magical powers to be effective, once we report it, it will definitely cause a sensation. It depends on the results tonight. Hey, don't watch...oh."
　　 Talking to each other, Xue Hu looked at the catkins from time to time. Every time she bends to take care of the old lady, Xue Hu couldn't help but look over. It just so happened that the catkins noticed the gaze behind him, and turned his head back, his eyes met...
　　God, Ying Yang increased the amount with his hand, which was too embarrassing.
He Ming didn't notice anything here. He thought, absolutely, Father Situ, because a prodigal and a gambling son, he racked his brains and tried every means to hide his property, but people who are afraid of their son starving to death would not think about it. Some puzzles that my son could not solve.
　　 Crazy grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps, does it mean that the wild mountain near Malan Mountain, and then a place called eighty-eight steps? As long as you know the location, you can find it by looking at a distance nearby.
　　Because of hidden value, there must be light in the glasses.
However, after inquiring a few more times, Situ Haoran knew nothing. He was not afraid to die. He swallowed an abalone desperately, exhaled contentedly, and said, "Brother, I haven't eaten abalone in a long time. Hey, the abalone is really good now. Xiao, in the past, I ate four abalones every day, but now I only eat a few, ten abalones, right? Eating it is the same as not eating it."
　　 He Ming said: "You always talk about the past, what did you do in the past? You seem to be very good."
Situ Haoran smiled and said: "Aren't you a student of my dad? You don't know what my dad does? My dad Situ Liang is a well-known dynamics expert in China. Later he became the second in command in a military industry in Sichuan province. Ministry level,
　　 Know what you mean, the deputy governor is at this level. Enjoy the special allowance of the State Council. Great talents, great elites. "Situ Haoran was full of praise when speaking of his father.
　　 He Mingoh nodded his head, expressing his agreement with "Situ Teacher", but in my heart he thought, bastard, son of heroic bastard. I can't think of leaving a puzzle.
　　 At this moment, a beautiful female voice said: "He Ming, my mother-in-law is asleep, let me take her home first."
　　 He Ming wanted to nod his head, Xue Hu on one side showed a reluctant expression like Wang's son just now. But in a blink of an eye, He Ming’s statement, I can’t wait to let him hold He Ming and shout, benefactor!
"No, you have to stay here, and then go to my house with me. You and your mother-in-law are Situ Haoran's wife and mother, and my hostages. You are gone, this kid is lawless, my LV clothes, this meal , Who are you going to?" He Ming also shook the Tianjiao brand down jacket, which was already in tatters.
　　 Liuxu glanced helplessly and was still eating another abalone. Regardless of his wife and mother, Situ Haoran sighed, then sat down to eat, not to mention such delicious food for a long time.
　　 Seeing the old lady shrinking and feeling cold again, she took off her down jacket and covered her body.
　　 Xue Hu, who had been looking at her, almost squirted a nosebleed, and saw the catkins in a sweater with a good figure and an abnormally plump chest. The almost perfect outline was exposed. It was extremely tall and it needed both hands to hold it. Yingyang, who has seen countless women, feels that this woman is truly peerless and sexy, let alone the old virgin Xue Hu.
He Ming also saw the catkins, and his eyes lit up, but of course it was not because of the sexiness of the catkins, but another question. He Ming went over and said, "Sister catkins, do you know, wild grass, eighty-eight steps, what is it? Meaning? Or, have you heard your father-in-law talk about it, or, have seen it on something."
"Crazy grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps?" Catkins wrinkled her beautiful willow eyebrows, and Xue Hu, who silently looked at her, felt beautiful. Yingyang shook his head. The third child is really in love, but it's too late. Jun is 30. The slave is married.
　　 The catkins pursed his lips, almost remembering. Xue Hu was fascinated, and he wanted to rush forward and kiss him hard.
　　 He Ming didn't find out what the catkins look on, and hope to hear any clues.
　　 Almost something came to mind, Liu Xu said: "I remember! Father-in-law has a wild grass like a Bada Shanren. Does this fit the wild grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps?"
　　 Not bad, it makes sense. He Ming happily clenched his fist, went back, grabbed Situ Haoran by the neckline, and said, "Where is the wild grass of your father's Bada Shanren?"
　　 "What? Who is the Bada Shanren?" Situ Haoran stared innocently.
　　 He Ming opened his mouth wide. He was finally speechless. It was a very wrong thing to ask the memory of a scum.
　　 "He sold it out a year ago. You ask him, he doesn't know." Willow Xu walked over and said, "Haoran lives like a zombie every day. The father-in-law loved him the most before he was alive. I saw him like this..."
Catkin’s words touched Situ Haoran’s sore spot. He jumped up and said angrily: "You stinky girl, I made it like this, and you were also wrong. I went to bed and went to with you! You, you always want to ask for it. Yes! Who is satisfied—"
He Ming saw that something was wrong, and tears appeared in Willow's eyes. He quickly grabbed Situ Haoran's neck, and at this moment, Xue Hu roared, "I killed you as a scumbag. I don't cherish such a good wife!" "Speaking, he rushed over fiercely, glaring like a tiger. He was a fierce general in the army, and he could kill Situ Haoran with one punch.
　　 He Ming hugged Xue Hu quickly and said: "Calm down, you are so fierce, if you hit it, you will kill you."
　　 The fierce man Xue Hu frightened Situ Haoran. If He Ming hadn't protected him, he would have felt dead. I thought, how did I mess with him?
"calm down."
　　He Ming felt strange, what happened to Xue Hu? He glanced at the catkins that did not come out, holding back tears. Could this woman make the old virgin tempted?
　　 "Calm down, handsome brother, help."
　　 comforted Xue Hu, He Ming turned to comfort Liuxu, and said: "Sister Liuxu, don't take it to heart, you are such a good figure, Situ Haoran is not good, it is his fault, it has nothing to do with you."
　　 Situ Haoran said angrily: "Who the can't do, you go try it, insist on being very cruel."
　　 Xue Hu said angrily: "Is there anyone who talks about your wife like that? You are a scumbag."
　　 Situ Haoran was scared to hide behind He Ming, and said: "You keep peeking at my wife, do you think I don't know? Look at your face, it's almost drooling."
　　 "What did you say." This time, handsome was also angry, and Jun's face was cold.
　　 He Ming hurriedly stopped Yingyang and said with a wry smile: "Calm down, calm down."
　　 There was a mess at the scene, He Ming couldn't laugh or cry, what happened. If something goes wrong, He Ming said: "Okay, okay, let's go, it's past eleven o'clock, to practice toad kung fu." This calmed the storm.
Situ Haoran was so weak that he couldn't hold his mother at all. It was too much to let Catkins a woman hold her mother-in-law. He Ming had to pick up the old lady personally, thinking, this old lady is really predestined with him, and he will always go back and forth. In the arms.
After checking out, Situ Haoran saw the red Hummer H1 and heard that it was He Ming’s car. He almost knelt down and recognized He Ming as his brother. He got in the car and insisted on sitting with He Ming and said this Safer and closer to your brother.
　　 He Ming has already begun to appreciate Situ Haoran’s shamelessness. 28-year-old Situ Haoran called 20-year-old He Ming his brother. This shamelessness is not something ordinary people can do. No wonder it is a green talent.
　　 "The most handsome driver in the world, handsome brother, please drive, first go to the big drugstore, and then to the mountain road. We are about to go to practice!"
　　 Very handsome and looking forward to it, Hummer rushed out like a giant beast.
　　 In the car, Situ Haoran asked: "Brother, what do you mean by magical skills."
　　He Ming first introduced to everyone, and then talked about toad work.
　　 "What, the son of the provincial party committee." When Situ Haoran heard Yingyang and the others' identities, he weakened on the spot, and then he called his brother, Yingyang coldly said: "Who is your brother, don't shout!"
Situ Haoran said to He Ming affectionately, seeing that this was not possible, "Brother, don't forget me about Toad Gong. You know or not, I have a dream of a hero since I was a child. I long to become a hero one day to take the place of heaven. "
　　 He Ming sniffed, and interrupted: "Okay, you, you have practiced magic skills for Tianxingdao, you rob the casino every day, anyone dare to ask you for gambling debts?"
Situ Haoran's eyes lit up and said, "Brother, why didn't I think that I would become so strong. Does anyone dare to ask me for money? My wife, Xiao Liuer, doesn't have to be widow every day. Wife, do you think that? ."
　　 Liuxu got used to the shamelessness of his own man, and just snorted.
　　 He Ming strangled Situ Haoran's neck again, turned his head and glanced, beside the catkins, Xue Hu's eyes were breathing fire, He Ming thought, what's wrong. Damn it today.
　　 On New Year’s Eve, the big pharmacies were closed. Fortunately, I was walking around the city and finally found a big pharmacy run by my family, and celebrated the New Year in the big pharmacy.
　　 He Ming went in and emptied the Viagra depository in this big pharmacy.
　　 Looking at the large and small Viagra bags, Situ Haoran smiled shamelessly and said, "Brother, do you have a girlfriend?"
　　 He Ming shook his head and said, "No."
　　 Situ Haoran said trivially: "You are so hard after your practice, are you a handgun? I think about it, my brother’s handgun must be extremely powerful and frightening..."
　　 He didn't finish speaking, He Ming strangled his neck again. This guy is shameless and rascal.
　　 Arriving home, a group of people came down from the big villa, only to see the bright lights in the big villa, as beautiful as a crystal building at night.
　　 Situ Haoran finally let out a wow, hugged He Ming tightly, and said: "I swear, from today on, you are really my brother. I will be with you forever!"
　　 Yingyang nodded and said, "Nice house." The catkins also stared wide, shocked by the luxury of the big villa. When the Situ family used to be the richest, it was just a good house, which could not be compared with this kind of big villa.
　　 A long-legged beauty with short hair and famous brands ran out, followed by He Dad, He Ma, and Big Sister. He Ming greeted him and said, "Why are you still asleep?"
The second sister, He Fang, was attracted by the red Hummer H1 at a glance, "Wow, wow, it's cool, this car! It's the Hummer H1 that has been discontinued, the best in the world! I'll drive!" After He Ming got off the car, He Fang Can't wait to take the key and jump in.
　　 He Ma stepped forward and said, "We decided to go to bed after midnight today. Who are these?"
　　 He Ming introduced each other, and Ying Yang wondered how this family was so young.
　　 He's father and mother were also surprised at Yingyang's identity and handsomeness. Sister He Bing saw Yingyang's eyes sweeping, and felt that she was being electrocuted, and her heart began to accelerate and thumped.
Situ Haoran approached him with a shameless expression: "Are you my brother's mom, dad, and sister? You are so young and beautiful, you are so godlike, you deserve to be my mom, dad and sister. I love you so much! Please accept, My greetings. I wish you a happy new year, every year there is today, every year and now. I wish you longevity, good health, and all the best--"
　　 He Ming couldn't bear it, and stopped again-the world was quiet, "He has a strange personality. He is shameless. Don't care, just see more."
"Oh."
　　He Dad and Mom can't laugh or cry. He greeted everyone to come in, and first entered a guest room with the old lady in his arms. After talking about the reasons, he left He Ma to help. The catkins also stayed, ready to sleep in this room.
　　Second sister He Fangxing came back, grabbing He Ming's hand, excitedly said: "Whose Hummer H1 is this, it's so beautiful, perfect red, huge body shape, brutal temperament! It's on par with Lamborghini!"
　　 He Ming joked: "Do you want Lamborghini or the Hummer H1?"
　　 He Fang said: "I want it all! Brother, you have made a fortune, and whose car you have, buy it for me."
　　 He Ming blinked and smiled: "My car. Congratulations. Smart soldier, it's your Hummer H1 again."
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　　 He Ming asked, "Now go driving?"
　　 Second Sister He Fang said: "Don't worry, I'll try it right in front of the door when UU read www.uukanshu.com."
　　He Mingren's second sister went, and turned to the men and said: "Let's go. Go up the mountain."
　　 The men looked at each other, they were all excited, and they were about to experience the legendary toad art.
The group of them went up the mountain behind the big villa and ran towards the top of the mountain. Situ Haoran couldn't get up after breathing for more than a thousand meters. He Ming had to carry him on his back, and Situ Haoran said movedly: "It's really good for me. Brother!"
　　 There is no moon on New Year’s Eve, the effect will be much worse, and the environment is very dark. Malanshan City in the distance is like a shrunken Guangcheng.
He Ming repeatedly explained toad gong. It was very simple. It was his first time as a teacher. "You guys in jeans, leggings, and thermal underwear have all taken off, especially the lower body." He Ming took off his pants and clothes. , Only wore a pair of underwear.
　　 Everyone did it in turn. Situ Haoran had ribs and Xue Hu was in contempt. Although the young version of Dad He had recovered his youthful state, his muscles still existed.
　　 And handsome, he took off only a pair of underwear. He had a strong figure and beautiful muscles, just like a Greek statue; Xue Hu was a strong figure, better than Yingyang.
　　 Although He Ming is the shortest, his muscles are strong and beautiful, especially the thigh muscles. The abnormally strong muscles are formed into lumps, which has an indescribable beauty.
　　 "Learn me. Take Viagra, you can only eat one tablet." He Ming learned that the frog was lying on the ground, opened a bottle of Viagra, swallowed 5 tablets at a time, and the little brother became vigorous. Directly broke through the underwear.
　　 What a big dragon!
　　 Dad He is stupid, Yingyang's eyes are dumbfounded, Xue Hu's chin can't close, but there is no exaggeration by Situ Haoran.
　　 He was trembling all over, and he really felt that He Ming is his own brother, so awesome!