Chapter 2106: Do you bear it? (in)

"Kacha", a tooth capable of crushing any substance in the universe bit off a green apple with dripping green and dew in half, and then chewed it into pieces very quickly, letting the owner of the tooth pass instantly. At the highest level, it is also theoretically possible that the tongues of at least one living sun in the universe instantly lose energy to absorb all the so-called "deliciousness" and good taste of a half piece of green apple, not your Yida.
And this green apple, which looks like a green apple, is actually a bit ripe, and it naturally carries all the goodness of a high-grade fruit. It is a pity that this is the owner of the teeth, a remote, disease-ridden, poor, helpless monkey. Since memory, the most unpalatable apple is also the most unpalatable fruit.
No way, the owner of the tooth has to hold this one in the memory of those monkeys. The apple king will secretly blush the huge green apple. Oh, it’s half. It’s a very professional, efficient, and perfect shooting team. The shooting team, a master-level shooting team from all over the universe, showed, just like showing their super white teeth, what a lovely smile, but the next handsome and handsome picture always carries the "you know" bad guys. The smiling face suddenly changed into a "dignified" expression that please believe me.
"Gentlemen and ladies, children...Oh, gentlemen and ladies and children on the earth, blessed are you. Today, before the New Year, my abdominal muscle brother will solemnly and wholeheartedly send you a very, very sensation. How amazing and unbelievable, but keep your eyes open and don’t doubt. This is the good news of reality! Technology changes lives, and soldiers serve you wholeheartedly!"
He Ming pointed to the green apple that felt nauseous in his stomach and said, "Have you seen it? Natural. The high-grade, huge, and symbolizing perfect life apples are not yet mature but are already very delicious. In this fruit forest, the original In the fruit forest, there is an insignificant apple that everyone has seen before! And on this life planet with an ocean area of ​​about 2.9 billion square kilometers and a land area of ​​about 589 million square kilometers. What is that? A trivial place!"
"It's not wrong, this piece of fruit forest, the land where this piece of fruit forest is located, the continent where this land is located, the planet where this continent is located, this beautiful planet. It only needs RMB 1,999 billion, and you are completely legal. Permanent possession, no Any continuous commercial charges, government taxes, etc., will have a perfect and beyond perfect life planet, a super-earth mansion, an unprecedented dream, completely belong to you, noble. Just like God's, sacred , A private planet that can never be deceived!"
"It is at least ten times the mass of the earth! The beauty of the environment is only the fresh air of the primeval forest. It has never been breathed by a large number of humans, just like no human beings. This land has been squandered, ever since. All the resources that will always belong to you. It is so wonderful, this is the place where your huge future descendant family flourishes in your superman's eternal life, and the origin of your dreams!"
Fast, passionate, powerful, Hitler style.
He Ming began to get involved. He actually loves advertising. No reason. First of all, he feels that he is always right. Then he is declaring that I am electricity and light, and I am the legend of the myth. How old are you, I'm so stubborn that I'm spraying you to death!
So He Ming actually knelt on the ground, grabbed very high-grade soil, fertile black soil, pinched it to make the soil flow out of the fingers like mud quickly, and said:
"Have you seen it? What a fertile land, and how well-developed agricultural technology we are now, you can turn this planet into your everlasting granary, and all agricultural work is handled by robots. Or Golden Forest Planet property The company will provide you with all planting and agricultural help, free forever!"
He added a sentence in his heart, of course, don't think about charging items...
"Then even if you are a Superman, or you will have a family of one million Supermen, you will never worry about food and clothing. You can eat the food produced in countless farmlands on your private planet, from vegetables to artificial meat Of course, wild animals are still illegal. In short stories, they come to your planet and are still protected by the laws of the human world. Of course you can expel them."
"Furthermore, you can eat all kinds of agricultural products on your planet that must have the characteristics of your planet. Even outside, the two planets are also space vegetables that are production bases on the moon. They are produced in space, etc., and so on. It’s unique feature. It's a good assistant for entertaining friends and a new and wonderful choice as a gift."
"You can even watch movies on your planet, and eat the endless potato chips produced on your planet and the moon!"
After speaking, He Ming immediately laughed in his heart again, believe my friend, friend, you will not consume everything that your own hillbilly produces—just kidding, do you think you can copy the universe-level products? Shit, you can't even figure out the old KFC.
Any commodity, all cosmic commodities, especially famous foods, cannot be produced by private individuals. That includes the production conditions that are indispensable for the planet.
if not? Xi Shi turned Dong Shi.
"Come with me!" He Ming walked very quickly. After all, he only gave Liu's Golden Forest Planet Real Estate Company a budget of ten minutes to at most half an hour. Yes, for him, time is the most important budget.
There is no need to broadcast the movement of the great man in the commercial. So almost instantly I walked to the cliff of heaven and earth style that was suddenly enlightened, and before my eyes was a virgin forest like a fairyland of mythology. At this moment, the morning light rises, and the clouds are unwinding, a huge mansion resembling a fairy garden in Chinese classical style, just in reality, above the mountains like a dragon that cannot be found in nature.
Looking at the mountains, it is still fine marble, fine white marble.
As for the artistic aesthetics of this real estate, I believe that countless masters don't mind the mere two trillion yuan.
Get two trillion on the earth? not bad!
He Ming danced with his hands and said what the universe audience suddenly laughed, only to see him pointing to the huge mansion very passionately. As well as the nearby scenery, and then like a hillbilly, he couldn't wait for a wolf howl and said:
"Have you seen it? Want to buy this planet. You can buy that house, all for only 199,900 million yuan! Of course, you are more generous and kind, that's two trillion yuan. Take two trillion yuan. To a super-earth, there is no defect at all, otherwise it will be paid to you for free! Just created, it is pure. Then it will always belong to your noble, holy, private planet that cannot be entered without your consent!"
"Buy this planet, or the planet of any Golden Forest Planet Real Estate Company, our company will provide you with almost all after-sales service, such as building any luxury house you can imagine according to your ideas. Or beyond Your imagination, you just need to appreciate it."
"In the sky, in the sea, in space, in the forest, in the morning and in the evening and in the middle of the night. In eternity...all the above-mentioned styles of mansions, courtyards, and peace of mind can be made!"
"Just these buildings, I envy and hate you!"
"At the same time give you a series of big gift packages, such as private interplanetary yachts with a price of at least 10 billion yuan, space yachts of the new era! The latest products. Or orders, according to your tailor-made products. Normal speed All have reached the level of one light-year and one hour. So the most distant private planet, starting from the earth, can be completed within a hundred hours at most, because our human world has now mastered the interstellar communication gates, such as the gate of time and space. , Triangle Gate of Time and Space, etc."
He Ming then made a very passionate appearance again, opened his arms, in fact, it was also carefully arranged, and a piece of grass was also on the cliff of art level, saying:
"There is another one specially prepared for single men and women. It may be unethical for married men and women, and it is easy to destroy the welfare of the family. So if you already have a wife or girlfriend, then my abdominal muscle brother recommends you not to appreciate it with them The next commercial. Let me give you a minute. Please also take the opportunity to enjoy the beautiful scenery of this planet. Of course, you can also log in to the Golden Forest property section of Abdomen's official website, or just think about it, believe in smart light. Brain-related smart programs will send you to the relevant official website for browsing immediately."
Three minutes passed quickly, and back to the commercial, He Ming was already surrounded by audiences on the earth. The man who was originally very casual, the stunning beauty who stood up all at once: "Hello everyone."
When the stunning beauty that has never seen before greets, the body movements are fascinating movements specially researched according to the tastes of humans on the earth, such as the twisting of the bottom under the unusually tight top skirt.
So, the effect...
This is a huge surprise for today's Abdominals latest advertising content-well, it is also a super stunning beauty who is called quickly, immediately, decisively and ruthlessly ignites most of the superhuman chemicals in the egg.
It was dumbfounded, there was nothing to say.
what happened? This world? Women on the earth are holding their hair and wailing, your abdominal muscles, what are you doing? Why is there such a stunning super fairy? Looking at all the cognitions in the past, I immediately understood that it was a "sorrowful bitch" level! The stinky who kills the yellow face woman in seconds!
What shocked countless men and boys on the planet was that Brother Abdomen and He Ming naturally placed their hands on the shoulders of three or four beauties beside him, who were about eight of the most beautiful beauties, and then showed an expression of a winner in life. Continue I said that men on the earth should not take it seriously, because they are all admiring beautiful women, or examining whether the abdominal muscles are stubborn as iron, but usually they are suddenly surprised:
"Forgive my depravity, okay, temporary depravity. But out of whole-hearted service! That's right, the ladies around me are very hot in skirts, and smile sweetly because of their youth and beautiful heart. Ladies, we should respect, applaud, and applaud the Golden Forest. Remember the Golden Forest Real Estate Company, the first planetary real estate company on earth, and perhaps the last one, because this is the only one with such lofty aspirations. Ambitious, human beings like this dare to be the first in the world, conquering countless barren, dark, backward galaxy planets in the universe, and then all become the planetary real estate company, the golden forest, in the infinite and beautiful private country of mankind. For everyone, it is on a private planet. Destined to be some Little lonely beautiful lady-in other words, if you bought a private planet, you can call any beautiful lady or something."
"What about then?" He Ming shrugged. Although the eight beautiful women are also carefully selected innocent, sweet, cute, mature, wife, virgin and widow (the outstanding capital that only appeared in the street literature, and then the husband is underage, the and He died on the day of the wedding), white-collar workers, and the style of a goddess, but at this moment, all of them have actually put out their lives and laughed.
"You know. Of course. You have to hurry up, because other friends successfully married these beautiful women home, fulfilling the new big dream of life in the Superman era, that is, my Abdomen thinks to buy a planetary house and marry a beautiful wife. So, we can’t destroy other people’s families then!"
He Ming finally made a self-proclaimed very romantic blink.
Then, his advertising time. Only once, and it was a freewheeling commercial, and it was over.
But only the first commercial.
When the filming team stopped working, He Ming immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately became a gentleman, and he was boring. There is no interest in seeing any stunning beauty, because the little brother has no "old man" with passion for mating.
Then there was a flash of my hand, it became clean again, and then a lot of Korean-style spicy barbecue that I didn't know when to put it in or was steaming appeared, and it was eaten in my mouth.
"Oh! I want to eat too!"
Fat Loli in front of countless TV sets. There was a shout, including He Ming's still in the department store. But the fat boys who have already started to eat lunch.
And on the earth, countless men finally landed in his mother and kept playing mystery. In fact, it was a Golden Forest Planet real estate company such as Hunger Sales. Then they immediately found women yelling at them, but they started to look forward to them because of the beautiful girls in the beautiful column. Friends section.
The speed of light looked at the beauty who came quickly. Real estate? The little brother is rebellious. First, I have to find a super beautiful, praise, punctual, pretty, buttock, big, pure but sexy, noble but coquettish. This time it must be very small, very small but very deep. House of.
It's really terrible. In reality, in the commercial just now, all the top quality goods around He Ming are wearing skirts, so from the front, this can't stand it!
In the photo? One series, one series, so many, many...well, they have been dressed up by millions, and the abs are all processed or the other party claims to be a stunning fairy who must be processed at the fastest speed!
Fuck, what the is wrong with you, abs? First of all it must be processed by you, and then, why, our is not as good as these bitches?
He Ming shrugged. The monkey's was only red from birth, not straight.
Just kidding, the monkey still wants to be more beautiful than the real high-level races like flesh and blood? Than up?
"Earth" (Yelang) is really arrogant.
The earth race is too young, so the development of appearance is very disadvantaged and it is very obvious. As far as the depth of the eyes is concerned, the eyes of earth people and ordinary humans are originally three-color vision. The reason why there is only black and white at night Because there is no light source, that is to say, there must be a light source before humans on earth can see clearly. This is not even comparable to the vision of domestic cats, such as some animals, but also have vision such as infrared rays.
After becoming Superman, the world's super high-definition, in fact, has a lot of visual abilities all of a sudden, just like turning a black and white TV into a color TV.
Of course, the most important ability is indispensable, such as resolution, which is just as cool as changing from high myopia to super vision.
Other high-level races had very high-level eyesight long, long ago. He Ming improved a bit, and they would kill them in seconds—unless he used the treasure of the universe that he would definitely not use for ordinary people, or his eyes Eye charm is also at the top level of the multiverse, just like the second generation.
So it is still a matter of resources ~EbookFREE.me~ But with the same resources as humans on earth, the high-level race is the high-level race again.
what is this? Born to be inferior to others!
...
"Oooo!"
In the preparation time for the transfer to the next planet, He Ming checked the earth information at this moment again and saw a lot of planes refueling. He Ming almost squatted on the ground and laughed, "Hahaha!" The beauty of the universe who enjoyed abdominal muscle surgery for the second time, and the beauty pageant champions from various planets selected according to the tastes of humans on earth, could not help but look at each other. Is this the abdominal muscles brother?
Well, it's really a great man, free feelings.
The beauty pageant according to the tastes of the earth humans is very easy. It only needs the earth humans in the real world to host the beauty pageant in the past.
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