Chapter 2147: New Year's New Chaos (Part 2)

He Ming did not speak, and Guo Bang complained to himself. He Ming felt a little sad, what happened to this world? Damn it! Don’t you pit my abs? Every year, every month, every day, every second!
His mother, when did I become the master of listening, the host of Midnight Mind, Your Moon My Heart, the best man in history, Zeng Xiaoxian?
Okay, when it comes to Zeng Xiaoxian He Ming immediately disdainful, brother, forget the past, the latest version of the extraterrestrial stunning beauty played by Hu Yifei, you play spiritual love all day, don't you go up and touch it once? What level are you going to install? But it still has high ratings!
Back to Guo Bang's "Unbounded Bitter Sea". Don’t look at Guo Bang, Abang, the human world is still considered to be the world’s top five million pick-up emperor. The appearance, temperament level, deep silent gentle eyes-this is very important, because it is not like a developed abdominal muscles A great man, his eyes are always "bad", not oh, but the look you can see in the eyes of some deflated eyes.
However, Guo Bang is getting more and more bitter. First of all, it is the problem of picking up girls. Guo Bang thinks that he is very normal, and he is particularly restrained, because in the past, he saw a group of beloved ones, but now he has met one and loved one, and he has been doing the first farming every day Tian’s farmer only helped a few alien chicks till the farmland for the first time in a week or a few weeks.
But wives with a large number of children are not vegetarian, so most of the time, Guo Bang's super power is forced to desperate, acting like a universe-level 007. If it is tougher, it is a family battle. A lot of fat The dry howl of Zip Fat Lolita will at least let Brother Abs come out to be fair.
He can't help it. After all, it is a family of good friends.
"Hmm..." He Ming nodded after listening. Immediately picked up his light curtain and swiped a sheet at Guo Bang: "It contains your big data about time in the past year. I love big data. You will understand after reading it. For example, a piece of data, an average of a wife , You have been getting along and serving for about an hour in the past year... This is the average time. It means that many wives have not actually had this hour."
Guo Bang is also under the management of He Ming's Hua De Liu, or his central optical brain accepts some of the management of Hua De Liu, so He Ming knows that Guo Bang's big data in the past year is too easy.
However, after reading it quickly, Guo Bang revealed a cosmic star-level idolist with a wry smile: "Good friends, don’t be joking, how can I satisfy every wife when I’m so busy? Besides, there are not many related female technology products in this era. But there are so many new products every day! And I don’t mind that my wife is served by a physiological robot every night."
"In the old days, some female celebrities had to pay a price to marry a rich family. My wives knew at the beginning that they had to pay some price, otherwise... how could they become my wives?"
He Ming grabbed the other barbecue and ate, and smiled and said, "Wow. In this way, you are really arrogant. Isn't a normal life a good man after getting married and having children? If you Keep picking up girls, well, some family wars will never end."
He Ming no longer laughs at Guo Bang's "Men Sao" now. Because it's so stupid. They are not menial, but very coquettish.
And strange, why is it always like this? (Using the sing method of a bitter sling singer), bad men are always popular? We are decent men, but so? Why is it always like this~ The goddess in my heart is the goddess who yearns for coquettish men.
Guo Bang teased at the corner of his mouth, but still said with a gentle smile: "No? There are still good men in this era? A great man named Abdomen, you know some people in the era you created, some men and boys, Now you have 10,000 and 10,000 stunning beauties of alien hookers? At least all of them are alien beauties of the level of star-level men helping female stars?"
Guo Bang also sent a light curtain to He Ming. He Ming looked at it, but he didn't expect it to be a page he had never seen before—he suddenly understood. His wives would never let him see such "friends" pages.
Fortunately, this was using Guo Bang's light curtain, otherwise He Ming's wife was only a matter of counting down in seconds.
Beautiful women serve the rich and dedicated themselves as godfathers and sweethearts. In this era, all the beauties in the universe serve all intelligent life on the earth, including men and women. Single hanging silk is one of the best, because people on earth, men's money can be said to be endless, easily surpassing their "love" and "passion."
If this is not the best option, what is it?
After the earth was fully opened up, some "friends" websites quickly turned into only needing you to fancy a girl, and then use the website's virtual props to pursue others on the spot, which is actually equivalent to paying money, but it is legal to ask a wife.
Then you can find many, many, many countries are even forced to abolish monogamy by laws, otherwise many men, especially boys, will never mind changing their nationality. What do you mean? In this era, do you agree that homosexuals legally engage in and do not allow us normal people to marry a legion of alien beauties to sow the race of the entire universe?
He Ming checked some beauties on dating sites, and suddenly he could only say, hang!
Well, the word "hang" is that he almost made his little brother exaggerate.
Damn it, legal and solemn dating sites don’t wear low-cut outfits, and don’t wear tight skirts in full body photos, okay? Also, the most important thing is, don't pretend to be noble and charming, but you want to be hugged to bed right away?
Guo Bang observed He Ming's face with a smile and said, "Ah, I found a great secret."
"What?" He Ming said quickly.
Guo Bang kept smiling and said: "Unexpectedly, the great man in the universe could not find the best beauty appreciation website!"
"What, what?!" He Ming opened his mouth wide, and he felt that he was hit by a certain key in an instant. Yes, his abdominal muscle brother usually browses, all of them are those behind him who already have the "loneliness" beauty"?
He Ming had no choice but to say: "Well, you are right, you can only say that the industry with the most money is the best industry."
He hit the nail on the head again. Yes, there is no benefit, who the sacrificed his body to feast your eyes on you?
The world once. You have never seen a car model with fake faces and fake milk. How about a female celebrity who engages in an award-winning breast contest on Weibo?
But now countless beauties in the universe regard marrying the earth as the supreme path to change their destiny immediately!
Once missed, not there!
The earth hanging silk cannot resist this.
In order to prevent He Ming's wife from being "persecuted" by bedside wind and other means, Guo Bang turned off the light curtain for He Ming the next moment, which made He Ming shrug and immediately confessed: "I am not lustful. Man. Quite the opposite, countless beauties can become real beauties through me."
"beauty!"
He Ming’s stomach, oh. He Ming, who is very sensitive to this word, bounced on his abdominal muscles and shouted immediately with a fat baby bag!
Guo Bang finally laughed. Almost every child of He Ming has obvious advantages. Usually related to funny.
Well, if you used to laugh at the appearance of the leader's child, the reason is very complicated. It should be because you saw that the wise Shenwu leader actually had such a stupid child.
"Don't you help me solve the trouble?" Guo Bang, who knew He Ming's character, quickly continued to ask questions. Otherwise, He Ming will leave it forever tomorrow.
He Ming slowly enjoyed the delicacy of the barbecue and said, "How can I solve the problem like this? "New love and old love". This is an unsolvable problem that used to be equal to "birth, old age, sickness and death"."
As soon as Guo Banglue thought about his plan, He Ming immediately smiled and shook his head, "Too naive, so naive!"
Guo Bang wants a very classic trick, that is, "The problem that can be solved with money is not a problem. Can't it be solved with money? Just use the treasure, the treasure paid by the abs."
But He Ming's "spotting the nail on the head" style immediately saw its flaws, that is, Guo Bang's successful high-ranking wives are all humans on earth. The earth female monkey will not succumb. No matter what the reason.
At present, the earth mother monkey with such a small child is legally forbidden to divorce.
This is also the main reason why the last earth couples exist, except for some old couples. I can’t get a divorce because it’s not necessary. I’m already an old couple in my family.
No reason, I can only say yes, love is very nonsense, very mysterious and very suspenseful, and the alien chick is so pretty! Beyond all your sexual fantasy objects! And with just one click, it becomes a dream in reality, a beautiful dream.
Look, what a great ad slogan on "Dating Site": New Life, New Home, New Wife!
He Ming is still a lot of earth and universe-related experts believe that it is not that simple. There are other problems in the concept of life. Some men actually want women, and women shop all day, and then put on new clothes that are not disgusting. Then it was my turn to spend a day and night or seven nights a week.
But some old women of the old age, human old women, no matter how they change, many life concepts, oh, my God, how boring mothers-in-laws think they are super loving and actually are not "sexy and charming" monkeys at all.
What age is it, and still want to play various love tactics?
In short, it can be understood that the beauty of the universe at least considers their own advantages and then considers the taste of the target very clearly.
Otherwise, it's like a female monkey playing a low-level trick in the old age, for example, if you want to use someone as a spare tire, then it will be over immediately.
Because other alien beauties came up and said, I love you, I want to you, how fresh and hot, you still spend a year or a few years in a student love? Wash and sleep, the students also have to mate "how fresh and hot".
Life has long been different from before.
Not only that, He Ming has no choice but to discover that there are various theories and the influence of the bad atmosphere in the universe. Many worlds in the universe regard women as missteps, who are and sons. Equal to commodities, equal to tools.
and then? That's it, you pay countless including your own soul? it's so funny! Is it really a in the last life, son?
In theory, this ethos soon affected the entire planet. This old friend He Ming should have this idea too. Unless he interferes.
Fuck, He Ming would never interfere. He would rather endure being treated as a gay, the king of soap pickers, and the media should not come forward to explain that it is a standard stupid behavior, the strong and the great. Just go your own way, don't...nosy!
Of course, the female monkeys on earth are not very miserable. On the contrary, they led a happier and happier life-pick any of the pretty boys in the universe, any one, kill the abs.
To some extent, female monkeys are more generous and kind than male monkeys.
Therefore, it is more popular with cosmic appearanceists!
At this time other adults came. Guo Bang gently shrugged, and finally said: "Then what can you do to teach me?"
He Ming again whispered his classic abdominal muscle brother famous saying: "Take care of your little brother."
"Take care of your little brother!" He Ming's fat boys yelled with great interest, and Guo Bang almost laughed. This scene is too funny.
He Ming can also tell from this. Guo Bang didn't take it to heart, so in this way, he would only tell his family situation at most, and then he should not always give his own stinky women. So his style is still what I want to do. No reason. This is the "price" of the Superman giants, the "price of the love of the giants"-don't believe that it is absolutely unreliable, unless it is the family of the abs, or the wealthy movies and TV series dominated by female members of the abs family Up!
And there are more than ten wives in the family of Abdominal Muscles-well, now there are not very few such TV shows, but very many, including female audiences like to watch it, right? The "infighting in the harem" of the civilized era is definitely more and particularly exciting, and it can also popularize science and technology for some high-tech assassinations. Poison killing technology and knowledge.
Pretending to come here is actually for He Ming, or He Ming’s fat boy and fat loli, there are more guests coming here, many fat boy and fat loli have got gifts, more and more fat boy and fat loli to He Ming asked for a gift, some smart fat boys and fat loli took out their shopping list in the light curtain and asked He Ming to pay. That shopping list is really huge.
But the New Year’s troubles have also passed. First of all, the eldest sister, the Lu family’s complaints, look like they can’t wait to block the new game. Seeing the fat sheep year to the end of the year, I did not expect to kill the last big fat sheep snatcher, really can’t bear it. !
Then there are a lot of troublesome questions, as if overnight, He Ming suddenly discovered that he had become the highest court of the universe!
The main thing is the battle between the superhuman giants and the mortal giants. There are many battles between the superhuman giants. Money gives full play to its "helping to turn face" characteristics, but He Ming chose to ignore this, or let himself solve it, or pass the law. , Don’t bother him anyway, he is not a judge!
The fight between mortal giants is that human representatives in the real world accuse countless unscrupulous descendants on the earth, and He Ming even chose to "ignore."
God, how does he solve it? This is not just a matter of paying the bill.
Therefore, there is still no way to pass the abdominal muscles, so a large number of inevitably turned faces can be imagined, but He Ming is not afraid of the final armed conflict, because he will definitely not care about it, if he is very distant relatives and friends The friend died of fire, completely dead, and the soul was killed, his old bean did not even know.
"Hey, it can only be said that the entire universe has become a true golden age, and there are too many troubles! Unfortunately, I actually have the highest right to know...Brother Abs!"
He Ming lamented, and then saw that Xiao Hao finally came, He Longhao came up to play with his sister’s child, He Ming’s youngest son, He Xueping, Xiaobo, but this fat baby soon began to struggle and didn’t appreciate it at all. Own uncle.
Situ Haoran sat on He Ming's sofa and looked around, then smiled suddenly: "Boss, there is a mysterious surprise today. Maybe you don't know the mysterious surprise."
He Ming grinned and pretended: "For me, there are no surprises. Because the universe is in my heart, and the truth is in my mind."
"Really? Brother-in-law. Then I have to bet with you! All you need is a change of facial expression." He Longhao immediately pressed almost all of his possessions, betting on He Ming's facial expression change. When he is surprised, even if he loses, otherwise he wins.
"I'm coming too!" Situ Haoran said without hesitation.
He Ming was slightly puzzled, but he almost laughed and said, "Okay, I accept them all. I will really take your property by then. Crying and fighting will only be contemptuous and useless."
He almost died laughing. Oh, it turns out that this is a "mysterious surprise". It's great to give me big money in the New Year.
He is sure to win!
Because he is the actor, no matter how surprised at that time, his expression will still be free-otherwise, will he still be the actor?
Unexpectedly, the news spread, a large number of people came to gamble, and the number soon reached a very alarming scale, such as Guo Bang, Lu Wenyi, He Ming eldest sister, He Ming ancestors, and even He Ming’s wife, as well as the fat boy who can gamble. Loli.
However, He Ming could only smile secretly at them and they said, "Goodbye, are you ready to act like a baby and beg your father to let go?"
Other people, he doesn't care, he wants to kill!
I really don't take the abdominal muscles in my eyes!
The gambling game just decided ~EbookFREE.me~ is very absurd. If He Ming wins, many people will immediately become poor ghosts like primitive people, but if He Ming loses? He Ming lost at most the value of one granule cell of a hair.
This is the value comparison judged by the advanced gambling system. When that happens, he will easily pay for an exceptional super artifact.
The big head is still big and small, He Ming's wife and children, He Ming eldest sister. The Lu family and He Ming's eldest sister, He Ming's ancestors made money crazy on the earth, in this gambling game, it is not enough.
When the gambling was settled, everyone immediately pushed He Ming to see his "mysterious surprise."
He Ming just saw it, and then restrained it for a few seconds, and finally lost: I saw that he did not open his mouth wide, but opened his mouth very exaggeratedly...I'm your lungs! This kind of "surprise" would definitely surprise me!
Sinister and despicable, big brother who eats abdominal muscles in the New Year!
In shock, He Ming instantly forgot his "arrogant heart" just now.
ps: Second more. (To be continued...)