Chapter 2197: Haircut (below)

"That's great, you're finally going to get a haircut again. Oh. I hate it~ If you leave, it will be really annoying, damn."
Zhou Qingyun immediately grabbed the noble and dignified long hair with very beautiful catkins because of the activity of his hand on her huge gourd, and then glamorously spoke. In short, He Ming began to suspect that his wives must be because of competition. That’s why they often go to school. Some are definitely advanced and top-level, and the content is "moving" and how to study courses.
In short, Zhou Qingyun and other wives in the past don't even want to express such noble, elegant and charming.
But he really likes it.
great.
Punctuality.
So even though it was a haircut, I still couldn't control myself and always overestimated myself. He served each wife more than ten times on average, and wasted an hour and a half, which is also 6 earth hours. Ordinary human male monkeys can only take three minutes at a time. In other words, the three-minute shooter is just too normal. , Otherwise it would be bragging that the king and his wife are ordinary women, and they simply can't come out.
There is also a female monkey who can cool off every seven or eight minutes. The reason for the usual desire and dissatisfaction can be seen from here. Time can tell. The highest average global index of male monkeys is only three minutes, usually two to three minutes, while female monkeys It all takes more than a few minutes to start to the peak of happiness.
In other words, if He Ming is as cool for 6 hours, the humanoid mating machine like the Russian demon monk will also fail.
For example, in the Sao Year of the common people's world, only a dozen or so shots in one day, it fell to death.
This is the most powerful "Sao Nian"!
Don't believe the old guy's bragging rights. Something old is better at mating than Sao Nian, and it's also called mature, skillful, and laughs to death.
Oh, it's your bragging skill.
And about mating and the like. He Ming also shrugged now. Who the is fighting for dignity in mating, I don't care, I would rather be impotence anyway! Okay, okay with occasional impotence for some time? younger brother.
roll. I am your master! Don't be delusional, decide the desire and passion of the owner! You are too weak before me.
roll!
YES!
Look, this is my low culture, and I like to watch street vendors' literature, and the author flickers a certain palace, the most beautiful, coolest and most lively. Therefore, the desire life is determined by hormones.
"All in all, I went to the barber shop like this." He Ming said sadly to the air, and then went to the barber shop. It only takes a few steps.
He Ming chose a very comfortable haircut lying on the bed. He didn't need his dedicated team and so on, because he didn't.
So I used it for my wives. His wives, any sweet wife who is always on standby in his own home, has a lot of professional teams with hair. They are already very hungry. They are regarded as the peak of their career. This is a haircut for the abs. Brother Abs is... the guy who hasn't had a haircut for many days.
And his wives had already chosen various hairstyles for him that they surely felt most tempting. Since everyone usually has their own best hairstyle, the wives vote for it in the end.
Sisters like Zhou Qingyun and Zhou Xuewei are easier to get cheaper. Because it is sisters who can vote together, the big deal is that I will satisfy my sister's taste next time.
He Ming doesn't care about it, just a haircut. Just as he has no longer deliberately suppressed his normal physiological metabolism, and his hair growth is about twice as fast as in the mortal era, he will need to treat his hair in at most 2 months, only once in two months or Two or three times, otherwise He Ming can't stand it anymore, like wives who "cut hair" every day and their fat loli start to "cut hair" every day. He Ming really admired him, the woman was terrifying.
He, a hillbilly, shampooed his hair and trimmed it as a haircut.
But is there a difference between the two? The same is... the money for haircuts.
Despite the countless superhuman kings of this era, men, they also regard "haircut" as something that is done every day like eating and drinking. Generally speaking, it is processed once after normal sleep and nap. Always maintain the most perfect appearance.
The waste of time can only make the abdominal muscles sigh, your ruthless time is great!
Yes, if those people don't have time, it's like He Ming gets a haircut every two months.
A team of a wife won the grand prize. He Ming, who was sitting on the bed quickly, looked at him. It was a strange top professional team who gave him a haircut, and there was a top shooting team. They must be used to produce a lot of content, documentaries or commercials.
He Ming is accustomed to the content, he is a great man, thinking about it from another angle, he also wants to know God's haircut, and then choose everything about God's haircut, especially when he has the capital.
Just before giving He Ming a haircut, an apparently high-level supreme power woman, but still a professional woman like a hairdresser, is a beautiful cosmic beauty in the center of He Ming’s eyes, with a very moving smile, like a white gem and different from human beings. The eyes are shining, and they have the temperament of a top master: "Sir, I see that some of your sons have not had a haircut for some days. Do you want a haircut that is full of father and son?"
The hairdressing team or the various teams always know how to maximize the benefits. For example, if you pull the brothers and sisters, the siblings will also pull you. You must know that if you do this advertisement, at least you have children's business to win you over.
He Ming got up from the bed and said: "Yes, not bad. Then wait a minute, I'll call my son over."
The running class moved instantaneously. He came to the game field where the fat boys and fat loli were fighting in the sea. In the coconut forest, the game world is very large and covers tens of square kilometers. The children play games on the high platform. The kind is like a passage designed by a circus, a bridge with interesting fun, and then a large number of fat boys and fat loli can eat and drink while playing big sea battles. After all, any one is also the standard for powerful to super power, so it can be a few in terms of vision. Ten kilometers away.
But it cannot be used to cheat, such as strengthening a little bit of vision to see through the fog. The background of the game The fog of the sailing era almost determines the fate of naval battles. Because according to the normal war mode, it takes more than ten minutes for you to enter the war mode, which is enough time for the enemy to approach and beat you into a mess.
There is no way, this is the work efficiency of ordinary people. When they are replaced by modern people, they are thrown into the sea by the captain when they cross back. Because modern people are sub-healthy, their bodies are too poor, and they can't even move shells.
"Do the kids want to have a haircut with Dad?" He Ming didn't expect his fat loli. Besides, he felt that they absolutely don’t need a haircut. He found one of his own fat boys, and the fat boys resolutely squashed their mouths and refused, and finally came out with a fat boy. He Guangming's hair is indeed a bit longer, but he doesn't seem to like haircuts very much.
Fat babies don’t know how to play more advanced games. Or it has failed.
"Mom, help me~Bad brother Ming brother, let go of your beep!" The fat baby asked the British group for help with a frown, causing countless laughs.
However, the British group who came to hear the news laughed and were very happy, pretending to be cute and clenching their fists to encourage them: "Come on, baby, mom has already thought of you a very cute hairstyle. You must be very satisfied with the hairstyle."
"Ah~ah~ Dad!" The fat baby is very smart. Immediately made an expression of crying and asked He Ming for help.
He Ming saw the super cute fat face and eyes melted again, but the British group immediately inserted in and forced the fat baby's face to make him look funny, and immediately destroyed the fat baby's crying tactics.
He has no choice.
The father and son started getting haircuts, but He Ming lay down with the back of his neck hanging in the air. When the time comes, the bed can be raised for the barber to operate, or they can express the top level when they lie down. Dudu was attracted by food and cartoons, and in order to "retaliate", he sat on He Ming's head. He Ming tried several times to move only his eyes, but he could also play with the light curtain.
It’s just that it’s not perfect anymore, it turns out you can still eat and drink.
It doesn't matter, the haircut is super fast, otherwise the abs will not work. What professional qualities are you? You, I can create a few intelligent lives to the most perfect level in one second! You can’t handle your hair well for more than ten minutes?
He doesn’t care about the specific haircuts. He only knows that it took more than ten minutes of earth time. Among them, the "shampoo" part felt as many as tens of thousands, in fact, tens of thousands of times. Everything was operated almost at the speed of light or sound. There are so many things that humans on earth never think of.
And it was developed based on many details of each life. For example, the genes about human hair on earth.
There are this stage and that stage.
In short, it is very troublesome, complicated, and speechless. Such as the abdominal muscle brother.
The reason for this is that hairstyles are indeed the most attractive part of human beings on earth that determines their destiny.
If the once ordinary world big handsome Shelley did the hairstyle of General Xiao Jin, he would not be the handsome Shell Shell.
There are countless commodities used, such as a gem-based olive oil, which is already a top super-tech agricultural product in the higher universe, and now it is just a trivial raw material for a hair conditioner.
Then it is accurate to a hair cut. He Ming’s hair has no power and energy protection is also human waste. The strength is never amazing. The body instinct will not waste any energy on it, so special protection will be super great immortality. Things.
In the end, the original voice of the main barber rang out: "Sir, it's over. Thank you for choosing our service."
The fat baby didn’t know when he was sitting on the other side and went for special processing. He Ming immediately got up and looked at his baby son first. Well, it’s the awesome little prince’s hair. He didn’t see when Dudu saw his new hairstyle. Astonished, and the light of joy that immediately appeared in his eyes, he immediately said, "Thank you."
The team dedicated to serving He Ming’s wife has nothing to do with the team dedicated to serving Dudu. The main hairdresser of the former handed a crystal mirror, perfectly and accurately placed in the position where He Ming could easily see the full picture of his hairstyle. , He said nervously: "Brother Abdomen, what do you think of this hairstyle? This is what your wives requested."
The main barber specifically emphasized this point. Although He Ming has no special requirements. A haircut is a haircut, do I need to request it?
He has never specifically requested it in the past. Because those stupid monkey barbers don’t have any other hairstyles...
He Ming glanced at it pretendingly and immediately said, "It's great, it's perfect, thank you. You can take your time to go."
He can’t wait to send the barber team away, and the barber team can’t wait to leave, but the next moment the wives rushed up again. They were satisfied with He Ming’s hairstyle, screamed, and took pictures. He Ming didn’t notice it at first, but suddenly. He felt the feeling of his wives stroking his hair, as if... no longer hair?
It was a feeling of dragging across the scalp.
He immediately sensed, and he was stunned, wouldn’t he, stunned with a green hairstyle? No, right, Banba hairstyle.
It's the hairstyle of a successful squad who became a heavyweight boxer in his adulthood.
The hair is all very short. This is the first time in my life. I haven’t been so "savvy" during the Banba period of the ordinary people, and this is a very artistic hairstyle that He Ming disdains, that is, only the roots are left in many places. Or the handling is clean and smooth, so He Qing is really stunned when he gets the mirror and takes a closer look.
I saw that there was a very short hair like a sword or triangle in the middle of my head, which was also the most content. Others left some scalp, and some areas were still very shiny. This was to add cute elements.
What’s more terrible is that the hair was dyed a bit, and the one in the middle looked like a sword, but also like a...well, the cucumber hairstyle, suddenly a little golden in the sun, turned yellow, and the other parts also seemed to form a top immediately. The hairstyle is full of wonderful pale yellow.
He Ming held his head with his big arms and stroked him, and he was completely confirmed. It was really... he suddenly said, "Wait, am I shaved? I take the hairstyle of a great man, the hairstyle of a servant of the people, oh, the people of yellow race and black hair. The public servant’s hairstyle has turned into yellow, sloppy, boxing hair?"
"Hahaha~" Now it was the turn of Dudu to turn his head like a MGM lion and laugh proudly.
"Awesome, a new and perfect image!"
But Dudu quickly didn’t understand, because moms really love it. To be honest, the feeling of this top hairstyle is absolutely perfect, so He Ming and Abdomen have changed to a completely new image. I have to say, The eyes are bright, very awesome, punctual, and pleasant. After all, you are always a redneck with clothes and a hairstyle that will never change. Oh, it's the Dante hairstyle long ago. It's really greasy.
The current hairstyle has increased the charm of males by at least ten times.
Things that Dudu didn’t understand even more continued to happen, and there was a sensation. He Ming was forced to take a lot of group photos~EbookFREE.me~Many residents, including travelers, as long as they were male abdominal muscles, were forced to do so. Changed the hairstyle, but the era of clean release has come, like tigers are men, carbon-based monkeys are king!
"I want a new hairstyle too!"
At night, He Ming's beloved fat boys are also planning to learn Dad's hairstyle, including Dudu who has changed their minds, but the fat loli can't learn it at all, which is regrettable.
And in the universe, in the outside world, the new hairstyle of the abdominal muscle brother is super hot. In these hours, it is almost instantaneous from exposure to fashion. Countless people scream and pursue. It is really a terrifying effect of the great man of abdominal muscles. .
It's a pity that He Ming really doesn't want to, because the night has just come, and because of the new hairstyle, the wives have a new passion... He can understand in empathy, and if his wife changes his awesome hairstyle, he will be particularly passionate.
And you know, carbon-based monkeys all know that carbon-based monkey society is universal: opposite attracts each other.
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