Chapter 2290: Abdominal family variety show moment (1)

It's so cheating.
He Ming laughed too early, not to mention that he didn't think deeply about a few hours when he naturally came up with completely wrong and unrealistic ideas. In fact, there are not a few minutes.
No way, he could only be dragged away by his daughters. It was an instant move away. Otherwise, it would take more than half an hour to walk to the place where countless fat boys are making trouble in the palace. It is impossible to walk tens of thousands of meters, let alone hundreds of thousands of meters.
"Ooo! Fire and storm, the roar of Amon, son of Satan, the Dark Lord!"
"The power of Dr. Justice Atom, quickly protect me!"
The next moment He Ming stepped into this extremely huge piece of land. It is a holy place where "the small building listens to the spring rain all night", and is a sacred place with a deeper mood in the courtyard. However, it is occupied by countless children who have just opened it now. Eyes, during lunch time-anyway, only the brain needs to start to wake up. The friends come to the door with a large group of waiters with countless foods. They are starting to play the real role-playing game that He Ming thinks. I think I am...
Save the universe.
Obtaining the wand of desire is one way to save the universe, and there are several ways. He Ming doesn’t know more. He is not one of the ways, but he must be one of the ultimate demon kings or the ultimate god. If children get the props leading to this ultimate devil, they can try to challenge or ask for benefits from He Ming. The latter is generally: be a cow and a horse. He Ming, great man abdominal muscle brother.
What if he refuses? His youngest fat boy was about to rush over and howl at him heartily.
Speechless is. This fat boy is actually not a big boss, leader, because a large group of children have their own organization. Teams, some organizations, and the children in the team also like "democratic elections." In short, the level of the abdominal muscle brother of the live role-playing game is definitely not very simple.
In the past, Niuniu and other fat boys played and became popular. When they are not playing, they become legendary heroes who are generally retired at full level. If you want, you can invite these old rivers and lakes out. As a result, they immediately succeeded in enhancing the power of their organization and completing fascinating goals.
And these are all determined by a related game system of Central Opto-Brain, and there are also a large number of real-life role-playing game companies that provide various services. These companies are also one of the rich and oily companies. Because it is easy to earn children's toys and play money.
In the service provided, there will be endless games as soon as the children like to play. Some games have stimulated that almost countless children who participated have forgotten to enjoy food and sleep, but it is too late for parents to intervene. You had a childhood too, didn’t you? You always run away and indulge in a bunch of mud games, don’t you?
The level of Abdomen at home is just that the participants don't know how much. There are a lot of kindergartens in his family, which are kindergartens for children of other residents, or just the second generation of Abdomen wants a lot of kindergartens. Because children like to capture these kindergartens to obtain "soldiers", especially schools, but also super battlefields, devil's purgatory, and abyss.
If teachers come out to stop, those teachers will be miserable. The way to escape the catastrophe is to fall to the ground immediately, which is regarded as "death in battle." Need resurrection props, resurrection magic, resurrection props include the most delicious things, resurrection magic includes a fat boy's cocky fart, because he is the profession of the senior cosmic lich-well, superman baby or super power baby is impossible to have "Fart".
Because of their ability to digest, super level!
At the same time, the level of the abs at home leads to the equipment and the props are top-quality goods, which are provided or suggested by the above-mentioned live-action role-playing game company. They are generally full of top-level advertising content. For example, a very gorgeous universe emperor armor can be beaten. Broken, can be repaired, and can be successfully forged by high-level occupations. Children can learn a lot from middle school and children, but note that generally only professionalization and high-level related occupations can carry out your behavior, such as not learning advanced flying ability. Or in areas where you can't fly, you can't use your own flying, including He Ming's teleportation.
If you move normally, it will be unusual on the big map.
In short, there are a lot of rules, some rules make He Ming can only be defeated...Fuck, why can't I add blood? Because you are not equipped with a food cart... a super big cart.
And He Ming just entered today’s "big battlefield", and he glanced at a large number of expensive sofas, tables and chairs were overturned, and a large number of fat boys in the mess on the floor were full of excitement, which can be said to be extremely excited fighting. Super laser sword to a very heavy cold weapon that destroys everywhere.
There are also a large number of shield players and archers, and finally the magician is fighting. They are all the same as doctors. There are many elements of civilization, such as the Mongolian doctors in the classical era, the interstellar doctors in the interstellar era, and I glanced at the roof beams above my head. On the huge precious woods, there are good ones like dogs. In the building of the nest, there are a large number of fat boys desperately capturing and defending the "commanding heights", fighting extremely passionately, but at this time He Ming came in, and suddenly some fat boys near He Ming shouted in shock:
"The super devil's red giant star emperor of the titanium alloy orangutan fighting nation's brother came to the dining hall of the food god! Hurry up and retreat!"
"Oh! The devil is here! Go!"
Many fat boys fled in a hurry. He Ming couldn't help but shrugged and shouted: "Idiot, don't talk dirty! And I was not the last time the ultimate sun devil and fire Satan emperor identity? How did I become a titanium orangutan fighting nation The Red Giant Emperor."
"Because you were beaten to death last time!" Immediately some fat guys ran and turned back to answer He Ming. He Ming suddenly realized that the "new game" had begun?
At least for him.
He Ming didn't understand why he was here, so he immediately asked his daughters, "My dear girl, what are we doing here? This place has been occupied by kids...no, space warriors. Adventurers have taken it."
He Ming generally wouldn't go to places occupied by these fat boys, at least because the super devil could not be easily dispatched.
He also didn't care about the mess, losing a lot of...property that was not worth mentioning.
To him, it was just a hair of a child of his own. One ten thousandth of a second, the mood is more important than all of this planet.
"Because of him." Sweet moved like a master of magic, and quickly caught a fat boy who couldn't use super power to escape due to geographical restrictions. He Ming just saw him with a smile on his face. If it's not too good skin, facial features Too perfect, then an old chrysanthemum must have risen.
It is his youngest son Xiaoxi, Sweet and Sweet, who is also his same father and sister.
Surprise joy struggled and said, "Let go of me! Why do you catch me! What are you going to do? I am the king, great wizard, and super warrior of the great universe conquering race!"
Sweetly rubbing the fat face of the unexpected joy with a smile: "Be realistic, little brother, today you were selected by us. You are going to be our show, a big star!"
Oh I got it. He Ming immediately understood that the daughters obviously have to try their best to find some real big stars of the abdominal muscle family, but they can only be dispatched in person, because the second generation of childhood abdominal muscle men such as Niu Niu Fei and other children are willing to come over. Net".
Surprise joy is not a fool. He understood immediately. The big eyes that flashed very cute suddenly shriveled and the more delicate mouth screamed at He Ming: "Dad help me! Dad~~~"
His coquettish charm is really invincible.
Although He Ming was dragged down by the other four daughters at this time, he slowly said, "Sweet, let go of your brother. Don't force him."
Sweet honey came in at this time and desperately tempted all kinds of good things with the unexpected joy, but the unexpected joy immediately laughed and said: "Idiot, can't I get it yet? Let me go! Let go of the real warriors! You can't Force me! My soldiers come and rescue me! The demon mountain dog comes and protects the lord!"
A large number of fat boys and countless pets swarmed up. Sweet and Sweet Honey had to retreat to He Ming immediately. There was no way, some children were too shameless. Spitting and farting are all advanced skills. Unexpectedly happy to get out of trouble and immediately brought one of his beloved hounds? Make a very arrogant expression. "Hahaha! Stupid! I defeated it! Big idiot!"
"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!"
He is also a very cute shoe at the foot. The hound is obviously only the size of a basketball, but one of the most advanced battle pets. The specific strength can challenge the powerful dragons and gods. He Ming only needs to see the light and shadow effects on his head. The energy bar will know the health bar.
No, you only need to look at its arrogant virtue, and there are unexpected joys that must lead it. Because it is too strong...
In this kind of game, the level is high and the skills are high, and the little guy can easily defeat the strong people, such as the abdominal muscle brother... That is He Ming himself cannot "level up", because like fat boys and pets Every day is fighting and leveling, he is gone, so he only has some of his own relatively fixed skills, or for example, the ability to force the full level?
Unexpected joy is holding his hound. In fact, it is a kind of cosmic life like the American superhero "Ant-Man". It is a kind of cosmic life like "Ant-Man" at first. It was very small at first, but very powerful. In reality, the mortal version of the cosmic elephant can be singled out. It is the real ant that brought the elephant down.
The fat hound resembling a young tiger has its own real power and more than the power of a powerful and demon.
Serious calculations can only be stronger and stronger. It’s a pity that He Ming rarely reads the world information of these children, especially for this kind of game, otherwise he would immediately know almost everything about the pet man, including the family, including the horse. , Including... a day of stupid life.
Of course, the introduction in the information, flattering encyclopedia, how cruel and ruthless people are, how mighty and domineering people are, and how they contribute to the unexpected joy of their cruel masters, and enslave the universe.
Well, sometimes He Ming is envious. Why doesn't Laozi have such a "real" "passionate" childhood? All day long, it's traveling in the mountains and forests, and it's okay to spend more than ten hills at most. There are also poor bugs who don’t and drink the vitality blood under their delicate skin!
It's so unfair~EbookFREE.me~ Inviting important guests has failed, so should we go? Gentlemen and ladies and children in front of the TV, don’t imitate my family’s children, you know I always think that life is beautiful and life is passionate, so ah, a good day, it’s noon, just go to sleep? Only after resting can I be more energetic..."
He has not been facing the camera that has been following his daughter, some cartoon-like, but also very cute butterfly robots, so maybe in order to prepare the camera for this two-day-one-night show, He Ming was killed by his daughters. Towed away.
And he finally started to face the reality, yes, inviting important guests has failed, it doesn't matter, there must be other important guests who can invite, in short, you don't want to run away.
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