Chapter 2323: "Newcomer" (Part 1)

Time is very precious. I believe that Liu Tianwang, who must have paid a lot of money, immediately announced that working machines like him that represent humans on the earth, especially Liu Tianwang who is a model of Chinese dedication, will be... retired, retired... well, just Rest, and it is "temporary".
It’s just that everyone in the immortal society doesn’t know how long you will disappear. You have disappeared for only a few years... Goodbye old man, we will not think of you.
But Liu Tianwang’s grievances show that working machines are definitely not easy. Investing, shooting, and starring in thousands of blockbusters in one year makes Liu Tianwang’s daily schedule have to seize every second, and it is in a world where time is very fast. Here, blockbuster movies that don’t need time are shot in the normal world, and blockbuster movies that need time are all...For example, some staff work in a specialized virtual world, such as screenwriters, and the stress of work is easy to collapse. of.
Look at people, the virtual world is all in a lot of fun, and myself, I rely on, grab a second of work!
So this kind of huge workload is really unbearable. After a thousand years, the senior superman Andy Lau can't stand it, but he can't retreat on his own, so he has to make a surprise attack to retire completely. It is not a vacation. A vacation is impossible. .
Of course, it’s just that Liu Tianwang has retired temporarily. His company and his countless careers will immediately switch to the same job and the devil will continue to work forever. Otherwise, in this era when big movies can make money, who is the power of capital? Mom gives you a break? Will the audience still wait for you? Dreaming dreaming dreaming!
If you don't have a work, you will get out!
It is not that new movies are not released every day. It's just that there are no new movies for a few earth hours, so you can go away.
Because the movie-going parties in some virtual worlds are watching movie devil, watching movies all day long. Watching movies, watching movies, and sometimes some movies just need to be watched in a few minutes.
For example, He Ming is really tolerant of great audiences, at least know how to appreciate the movie heroine, even if it is a vase of "spring is infinitely good, but the time is less".
After the Liu Tianwang session passed, five "old guys" from different industries who wanted to retire again appeared. Don't think that the endurance of cosmic people is astonishing than that of human beings on earth. It should be based on the level of life, and the senior superman Liu Tianwang can't stand it. Do you think you can stand it? It's like relaxing or taking a vacation. You dream, in such a cruelly competitive world, every second of your competitors is desperate for you. You still have a chance to take a vacation?
Sleeping is a sweet dream. Because you don’t need to sleep anymore!
And this kind of "temporary retirement" has various contents. For example, you can push yourself to the pinnacle of great fame, unprecedented in history. Then immediately conceal merit and fame, and after getting the rest you want, you can return at the best time, because fame has a natural plummeting time. When the plummeting is about the same, it will be the time for a comeback, because at that time, various conditions Including fans are beginning to miss you.
If there is no such kind of variety show at the moment. So just the rest time is very scarce and dangerous, so to speak. Once one retires, if he is not careful, temporary retirement becomes...permanent retirement.
Five "Uranus superstars" in different industries, but apart from Liu Tianwang He Ming, this is the first time I saw them and took photos together. The guys who were very reluctant to add Facebook friends all took various opportunities to their limit. It can be said that this "Temporary retirement" may still be an amazing strategy, such as taking the opportunity to see the challenger clearly and taking the opportunity to capture the potential careerists in your own business and the company.
Anyway, this kind of material is always fresh and inexhaustible in the commercial war series of major movies.
But for He Ming, there is no doubt that you will retire if you want to retire. It's my shit. It's really hard work to push yourself to such a desperate situation.
Of course he selectively ignored it. It was the era he created in which money is king, so? A language of money, an expression, that is called: cruel and ruthless.
After the "temporary retirement" of the "old" superstar, Allen did not stop. Allen first did some commercials for various products, and he also pulled He Ming in to do the advertisements, and the super stunner female anchor Zhao Yaying was a live audience this time, and countless In front of the TV, the audience began to scream and exult in ecstasy that they actually borrowed some merchandise to play the "passion" interactive session with the abdominal muscle brother. These contents can be seen from the weddings in countless universes and worlds, such as when He Ming got married. Countless guests have to make an exaggeration that the abdominal muscle brother must mate on the spot.
It's in a variety show, and it's the first time that Abdomen sacrifices Hue's performance. This kind of content means that just wait for the draw, it is definitely the result of a countdown, otherwise, it doesn’t matter if you believe it or not, anyway I believe it-and if you don’t believe it, don’t follow us, the poor, the losers, to grab Is the lucky draw chance good? I really want to hack you to death!
Then Allen became serious again: "Gentlemen and ladies, and children, here are the cosmic strangers of our show, and the abbreviated newcomer program link for promoting newcomers. If you have special skills, talents, and abilities , And can pass the interview of our program, or on some video sites, such as our cooperation site, the black toothpaste universe information video site, become an Internet celebrity with countless fans, it is possible to participate in us at the moment. Some of the industry’s top teachers in this era have shown programs. Of course, there are 6,500 future stars in the entertainment world, and they are superstars! Superstars! If you want to know who they are, please visit our website to check the list. I believe you will not be disappointed. You are ready to be a fan!"
"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter in the celebrity star area, and the main camera finally turned to that aspect. Suddenly, a large number of celebrities immediately put out their best expressions and the hottest body characteristics, and greeted the camera.
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Although everyone is the protagonist of many blockbuster movies, the entertainment circle of this era has a very distinctive feature, that is, the more advanced. The more top-notch, the more you can eat meat. For example, Abdominal has seen your blockbuster movie. Okay, you, a blockbuster movie can be compared to Liu Tianwang's 1 million film. It is definitely not a mortal era but all the box office income of the top blockbuster movies of this era, and it is also all the comprehensive income.
Moreover, the spike is only a few hours later.
That's because no matter what, your blockbuster movie can't be countless universes, the world knows that it must be watched on demand. That is absolutely, absolutely impossible, theoretically impossible. Because countless interest organizations and even secular regimes use their own movie blockbusters of their own world as their propaganda content, no matter how good other movies are. All are indifferent.
Seeing the abdominal muscle brother took a look. Your blockbuster movie is equivalent to getting countless universes at once, and the world will soon understand blockbusters. And if countless universes, worlds, and infinite interest organizations dare to discredit what Abdomen is watching, it’s just that the citizens of the country will rebel. When it comes to very important power issues, if the ruler of the country dared to modify the content of the abs. Can all kinds of democracy and freedom still be believed?
What's more, the Supreme Law of Shanmeng has already had very harsh laws restricting this kind of behavior and guaranteeing itself. The healthy, correct and complete image and content of the supreme ruling power of this era.
In any case, it doesn't matter if He Ming doesn't want to, but he has become the foundation of this era, and this era can only exist with him.
And then, today’s "newcomer" session begins. The five poisonous tongue teachers finally have a "place where heroes can use their skills". Among them, He Ming's fierce expressions under various "forces" are indispensable. It is very interesting, but In some blockbuster movies, even if it is said to be an insult to personality, but for the "newcomers" who can appear here, they would rather die than dream!
First of all, a fat dancer came out. He was a man. Although He Ming thought he was an old man, he was considered a very young boy by people and countless universes. He was an ordinary person and a perfect mortal in perfect health. It is also a low-level race similar to that of humans on Earth. Of course, humans on Earth don’t think of themselves as low-level races anymore, but the most noble, most powerful and intelligent top races. There is no one, they can only be the boss, otherwise? Brother Abdomen is an example, brother Abdomen is our...representative. Compare with him!
This obese dancer can be seen from the information card, some wonderful light curtains suspended above his head. China shows that he is a "dance king", but he is so obese because he has been "infected". "Fatal terminal illness", He Ming was disdainful, but the teacher Wang Zhonghua who had a poisonous tongue immediately said:
"You said that you have been infected with some fatal and terminal illnesses that have caused your body to deform, and you have not touched the fat body of the indigenous people in the civilization? Hahaha, do you think we are all idiots without medical knowledge? In the cosmic civilization in the multiverse How can there be a terminally ill? Let’s say, what are you playing? Believe me, you are still thinner... normal."
"Haha!" The audience in various scenes and many people in the celebrity area were ridiculous, but it is also the characteristic of this kind of variety show. It is more ruthless and no one plays warmth, because of the characteristics of variety shows. It’s almost decisive. If you don’t have a feature, you don’t have paying users, but you don’t need any audience for a show like this kind of abs.
The fat man immediately burst into tears with his pretty eyes that looked like a frosty color, and then said, "Of course there is a fatal and terminal illness, such as the uncontrollable crazy eating in my mind. I eat a lot every day. There are so many things—ah, can I eat these foods? I can’t control it! This is a fatal illness!"
He rushed over to eat all kinds of "advertising items", but only a few teachers and countless celebrities could express their contempt. Is that funny?
Anyway, you really believe that people’s obesity is caused by diseases. It’s really a hell. Ordinary people in this era can’t destroy themselves. If they have health problems, they will get free treatment. This is something you never dreamed about in the past. With the help of the infinite fund of Abdomen, it is an ordinary welfare. You can enjoy it only by joining this era, but that's it.
So let alone this kind of dance king, people who can come here are already super awesome.
Therefore, obesity is definitely an important style, a very important body prop.
Sure enough, Allen nodded and said, "Well, Rotting Dance King Qiang Lan, let us see your performance. God, you are a woman. But you have a good man's face."
"Haha!" Countless audience burst into laughter. King Allen, the soul of this variety show, is King Allen.
But when this fat dance king performed, countless audiences couldn't wait to get their chin off, in the universe of this era. Everyone, and every life in the universe, admire the strong, the strong, and the elite are absolutely necessary to be correct, like the anti-IQ brain damage on the indigenous planets, stupid public knowledge is absolutely impossible, in other words. Ideology is absolutely forbidden by the good alliance, you must worship the strong, the elite. Heroes, learn from them, absolutely not, chaos. Depravity. All of these have no way out. If you are a waste, you will finish eternal life. Never try to use some democracy and freedom to create chaos and win your interests. What should you do if you are so cool in the future?
Of course, this kind of person is absolutely ignored.
But this is the era of Shanmeng. Any confusion, evil do not want to play their own set. Nothing will work.
Therefore, I saw the various dance performances of this fat dance king instantly soaring to an unparalleled level. The audience was immediately shocked, God, the king of pretense! Give the image of a loser, really good superhuman power, and then the dance skills are awesome, you can go everywhere for free, in the dancing nightclub.
Of course, dance is still a more important form of entertainment, such as He Ming's wives who have fun, such as the pole dance and electric hip dance that Park Jimin has studied carefully. The abdominal muscles immediately became passionate.
It was a passionate dance that the human world could not imagine or jump out of.
But to reach a very powerful level also requires hundreds of years of practice, as well as various resources, as well as the guidance of top masters, such as this fat dance king.
After the performance of this "newcomer", he changed his expression into a super hanging expression of "kneel down". The action also closed his eyes, opened his hands slightly, and then stood on his toes to form a fat man or a shameful appearance, but at this moment With such a hanging image, he can be said to be really hot.
So Allen immediately said: "Please include the six teachers of Abs’s grades and comments below. Abs’s best to be more detailed and ruthless, because sometimes mild is not as cold as cold. New people need cold encouragement and Guidance is not a mild candy cannonball-look, I like the culture of the earth, human beings, and China so much. Very humorous and full of wisdom."
The highest score is 10 points. The three new teachers each gave a high score of 8 or more, but there is no complete and highest 10 points. The three new teachers are also mothers-in-laws for a long time. First, I must explain my industry and some experience in my industry. , And then point out the details of the other party... But I believe that relevant audiences, such as those who study seriously, must listen very carefully, because it is the top experience pointed out by the top masters based on the entertainment circle or related industries.
In normal times, who the will give you the answer? Only in this case is it possible, because at this moment, it is formally ingesting incredible fame so it is necessary to exceed the moment of perfect performance.
Beyond perfection, there must be no reservations.
Chen Kangxi, the most popular teacher on this show, everyone likes the teacher named Kangxi to put on a rather disdainful expression: "If it wasn't for your fat trembling wonderfully, I would not give 5 points. But I I still recommend that you lose weight, so that you have a great future."
Then there is the Zhonghua teacher. He was more sincere when he graded. He talked about a bunch of experiences of top masters, and then gave the highest score of 9.5 at the moment, and finally concluded: "You are very interesting, your dance is very good, but I suggest that you change your image and style, and try to change to a normal Uranus superstar. The sooner the better, because you are already the name of the Uranus superstar!"
"Thank you!" Hearing such a pertinent evaluation, the super stubborn Fat Dancer who likes to play all kinds of scheming can only be very excited: "I am starting to change now, because the previous one is for the sake of fame and for myself The road of dreams is very, very difficult. Only in this way can we stand here! Thank you for the program of Dongfanghongzhizhi! Thank you teachers."
"Then now is the final score and evaluation of the abdominal muscles." Allen immediately began to force He Ming. "There are more, normal, not exaggerated ratings and evaluations. Abdominal muscle brother!"
"I hate it, don't persecute our great man." Zhao Yaying quickly came out to protect "husband".
He is really her husband now. There is no doubt that.
He Minggan laughed ~EbookFREE.me~ lowered his head and wrote the score, and then raised his highest score, 10 points, but He Ming said: "The highest score given to you is your performance. The dance is very Wonderful, it can be called the top class I have ever seen. But your style is still dark and impulsive performance is not what I like. And I can see that you are not a person who is easy to change, your dance itself is something Crazy roar and cold and arrogant content. Believe your image and other performances, then it should be an offensive resistance. But believe me, those teachers or celebrities suddenly established their superior feeling of superiority. .Because you are self-harming to attack, others."
"Wow, the more comments of Brother Abs are wonderful! Applause. Qianglan, you can go down, thank you."
Allen performed a perfect panacea host again, nonsense, abs, everyone knows as to say it.
But this is the style of the abs. Others can't follow suit, or they're stupid-you pretend to be someone who you! The multiverse, especially the entertainment industry, is still super messy, don’t you know?
Talking and laughing on the surface, I will kill you in my heart.
ps: Second more. (To be continued...)