Chapter 392: Funny girl

He Ming was so hungry that he didn't care about the carbon-based monkeys being curious, watching gods, watching monsters, watching God, watching Tathagata, watching the national football championship. Just lower the hat and adjust the wide sunglasses to prevent identity exposure.
Then I walked to the second stall, lowered my head to select food, and said, "Wow, boss, that's a beautiful girl, hello, girl, girl is working hard."
He Ming didn't expect to see a very beautiful chick in the stall. She was more than 1.7 meters tall, with a good face and good breasts. It was really rare. I really have to admit that the chick of Universe Smecta, whether artificial or not, is still very beautiful.
Seriously, even though the little girl doesn’t know why, she deliberately looks at herself like a monster, but He Ming can see that she has already surpassed Zhou Qingyun in terms of her bare face. Of course, Zhou Qingyun is like a mortal. Of course she has a figure. c is good for God.
"Aren't you afraid to die? Oh, oh, can't you say that you are Superman?" The little girl was surprised, her face radiantly beautiful.
He Mingqiang endured smoking a "tears" cigar, then took off his sunglasses, dripped a few tears to pick up girls, "Actually, I am the abdominal muscle brother, among thousands of people, I am waiting for you."
However, in reality, I suddenly spoke fluent English, "Actually, I am a soldier of Citi, who came to rescue your country."
After the translation in Korean, the little girl opened her mouth wide in surprise, very cute, "My God, you are so amazing, you can actually speak such fluent Korean."
"Of course, I have a full stomach, and all languages ​​in the world can be spoken. If you don't believe me, try, I understand all the languages ​​you can find." He Ming grinned, then picked up a bowl of kimchi and ate it all in a flash. Thumbs up and said a sentence in Japanese, and then translated it in Korean, "Your country’s kimchi is really good at Ba Ge Ya Lu, so great!"
The little girl looked unhappy and said: "Sir, please don't joke, I hate ghosts and people."
"Maybe the look in your eyes stimulates you? Or did you ever invite you to develop in the av industry?"
He Ming first used this sentence and then translated it in Korean. As a result, the little girl viciously flashed out from behind the booth and took a breather.
He Ming, a very strong man was pumped by this little girl to beg for mercy, my god, Smecta really can’t understand, weak women singled out Tiejin Gang?
Continue to eat and drink. Although the surrounding refugees are curious, everyone regrets their fate. I don't know where to sleep tonight. Do I still need to flee to the south overnight?
And crying quietly for my husband, boyfriend, or son, the atmosphere is very sad and depressing.
He Ming is indifferent to eating and drinking. For mortals, he has rushed his whole life, like a glimpse of light. What he did is meaningless. It is better to die now. Go to the world of the dead to enjoy eternal life and live happily.
"No, I'll bring the nearby ones too!" Although the South Korean girl has a bad temper, she still has a good conscience. Why Ming took nearby food so that he could eat and drink.
She sat at the table, staring at He Ming eating quickly, her eyes dodge repeatedly, and she kept changing her sitting posture, Smecta, what the hell.
Although he has changed all over, including the most eye-catching ruby ​​shoes and temporarily retired, He Ming is still very careful. First, he has only one body in the world, and second, he is too famous.
The little girl stared at his hand, He Ming quickly ate kimchi, and praised in various languages: "Your country's kimchi is worthy of being the first made by Universe Smecta."
"I know." The little girl squinted her eyes and said, "You are the abdominal muscle brother?"
"Brother Abs? Love Tiger Oil, I love him, I worship him, he is light, he is electricity, he is the only myth"
He Ming shook his head repeatedly, spoke in English, and translated it in Korean.
Because he had been mentally prepared, and as he said, he looked at the food piled up on the table without any trace, and then at the chick. It was acceptable to eat the chick's saliva. Thanks to the aunts nearby.
"Then, take off your sunglasses." The little girl said and did. He Ming didn't want her to be so bold and immediately said seriously: "What do you want to do? You are violating the personal rights of a great sacred Citi American citizen. I For your country, for your fight, I didn't expect you to treat me like this!" To put it right and right.
The little girl curled her lips in disdain, and continued to stretch her hand over, "Take it for me, brother abdominal muscles, I know it is you, it is you, only you speak so hypocritically! It is you who brought this country into the abyss of darkness! You are behind the golden sun. Black hand!"
He Ming avoided again, ate food quickly, and said: "Don't mess around, don't get crazy, I understand your mentality that you are about to subjugate your country, if you want, you can pretend to be my woman and join me to live in Citi America, of course It’s still necessary to pay a small fee and a price. Everything is rewarded."
"Okay, Brother Abs. It's not bad to go to China to live with you. Now, take off your sunglasses." The little girl insisted on taking off her sunglasses.
He Ming continued to avoid, picking his nose to express his disdain. Who is that? After thinking about it, after eating a few barbecues, because the little girl would not let him eat it, lest he would eat it and run away.
"Okay, I took off my sunglasses, um, I ate too much, and smoked a cigarette first. We at Citi have a saying that a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god." I quickly took out a "tear" cigar and cultivated After a tear, I felt my eyes moist. I immediately took off my sunglasses and showed a shameless smirk. He lowered his head and said, "Haha, you guessed it, it's a pity, all my proud tears came out, big fool, big fool, big fool. I am Abs, what can you do to me? By the way, do I need me to ask you to sing our national anthem? Just learn the first sentence, get up, people who don’t want to be slaves—because you will soon use it."
He Ming didn't expect that the "tears" cigar was used in front of a strange chick for the first time, not for picking up girls, but for mocking, but he was really proud.
The chick's expression really made He Ming feel endless aftertaste. He never turned blue for a while, and finally saw He Ming's shameless smile and tears, and he became silent immediately.
He Ming was smoking a cigar and eating delicious food proudly. He was ready to "bye bye", but it would be a bit if he could eat a little bit.
The little girl was silent for a moment and looked around. No one found He Ming, because the food on his table was piled up like a mountain, which concealed his appearance.
Looking at He Ming, the little girl said, "My name is Park Jimin, please take care of me."
After bowing, the little girl learned Chinese etiquette and pleaded: "Brother Abdomen, please stop the war."
He Ming ate kimchi and sulked, "You praised me, noble Smecta. Seriously, I don't have that ability. I am Chinese. This is the internal affairs of your two countries. We cannot interfere."
Park Jimin gritted his teeth and said: "As long as you don't interfere with us, Superman in the afternoon, if you didn't interfere, we would have won! Look at the refugees nearby, don't your conscience hurt?"
He Ming smirked and said, "My heart is painful for beautiful women, oh, you count one." Anyway, no one believed this chick when she said it, but ghosts believe you.
Park Jimin's pretty face was pleading, and said: "My father, my brother, went to the countryside to hide in order to avoid the war. I beg you, help us, and end this, even if you don't do anything."
He Ming ate the food quickly, thought about it, and said seriously: "You are wrong. In your opinion, I have this ability. Yes, I have this ability, but why should I do it? Honestly, I love General Jin, and I believe he can bring you happiness with a whip or ak47. This is life. One day you will thank me because I let you go to the explosion of the universe in advance."
"Goo..." He Ming just finished speaking the rare truth, an angry Park Jimin splashed a drink on his face.
He Ming smiled irritably, wiped his face without paying attention, continued smoking cigars, eating food, looked at his watch again, and said, "How much is it, a few thousand dollars is enough, comrade. It's late, I decided The battlefield has gone to serve the people. Well, soon, the dark army of General Jin, no, the light army, under the power of the Lord of the Rings, will soon break through Oshan, and the soldiers are facing Suwon City!"
Park Jimin bit his lip and stared coldly, sat down again, and said coldly: "I like your chest volume. But, Brother Abs, how can you be so cruel and ruthless? Think about the War of Resistance Against Japan, I beg you to stop This war! As long as you don't do anything to our Superman!"
He Ming shook his head and said, "You are wrong. If I don't do anything, the country will send other Superman troops. Then, they will be even more cruel. Superman can't intervene in this war. It's up to you. If you win, unite Peninsula, I congratulate you in advance. On the road to the country and national reunification, no one sacrifices, no bloodshed, no one will cherish such a country. Calm, calm, dear little beauty, kimchi is not delicious with more water La."
Seeing that the little girl picked up another glass of water, still hot, He Ming couldn't help smiling, and of course he was splashed again.
"Really, mortals have been disfigured by you." Wiping the hot water from his face, He Ming continued to put on a lewd smile, looked up and down the chick, and touched his chin and said: "I said my dear, you are married Do you have a boyfriend?"
Park Jimin pursed his lips: "No."
He Ming Xiaoxiao stretched out his left hand~EbookFREE.me~ touched the hand of the South Korean chick on the cup, stroking it back and forth, really beautiful hand, I can make a hand model, the beauty is really beautiful all over. "Then, let's talk about it in another place. For example, a bed that is big enough and strong enough. Maybe after we have a love action movie, if you blow some pillow wind, I can change my mind and serve the South Korean reunification wholeheartedly!"
Park Zhimin glanced at He Ming coldly, then looked at the hand He Ming was stroking on her hand, and suddenly smiled contemptuously, "It turns out, Brother Abdominal is such a person. Okay, I promise you."
However, He Ming retracted his hand suddenly, pretending to be a gentleman, "What are you doing? What are you talking about? Looks so powerful, no, lecherous. You are wrong again, I am not such a person. Really. Yes, are Bang Bang Niu so erotic? Goodbye! If I return to Suwon tomorrow, don’t forget to watch this commander’s heroism in the North Korean army!"
After all, He Ming ate and drank enough, of course he didn't have money. With a "swish", he left an arrogant laugh and flew all the way into the sky and disappeared. It was so interesting, a fool begged him so much, and a group of refugees did not find him until the end.
Hahaha.
ps: third more.