Chapter 434: There is no if in life

Chapter 434 There is no if in life
The scene was as lively as the audition of a certain draft. Junior high school students rushed to express themselves, but when they chose the lv bag and then accepted a piece of "big brick" wrapped in an envelope, they revealed that they belonged to their age. Innocent and cute.
"Oh, oh, oh--" Nowadays, many junior high school students got "big bricks" and started to open them all at once. The character is not so much lively as it is impulsive, the student who does things without considering the consequences, took it right away, and patted ten wads of renminbi in his hand like a nouveau riche... It was spectacular.
Think of the youngest students in He Ming University who impulsively become that virtue, look at each other, and resonate.
Since He Ming was smiling and looked admiring, no one dared to stop him. That was asking for trouble. As a result, the TV station made big shots, and people all over the world were extremely envy, jealous, and hate. Even if they lived in the United States, they couldn't produce cash equal to 20,000 US dollars.
They love to spend in advance, money has been turned into houses, swimming pools, etc., how can there be cash?
Don’t you see that the characters in various American dramas earn some dollars, and you can’t wait to squander it. The so-called Wall Street elite has a few thousand dollars in cash already.
There is collective psychology in psychology. To put it simply, when a person acts as one person, it is very stupid. If a group of people do such a behavior, they will find it more reasonable and pleasing to the eye, just like a person running naked and ten thousand people. People running naked are two different things. And the feeling of the person involved is fanaticism, just like a wise person who enters such a collective has also become a fanatic pig.
So I chose all kinds of bags. Someone took the lead and screamed. Needless to say, other girls, well, because they choose tens of thousands of luxuries with an average consumption level of 100 yuan, it is absolutely... dazzling and endless. .
In this regard, the staff with a smile always miss those really innocent and lovely pupils.
The teachers are also addicted to it. They have been waiting for a long time, and finally got their wish. How about choosing?
However, see the real heart before money.
The few thin glasses brothers in the front row ignored the Apple mobile phone and put it at their feet; they continued to ignore the high-end laptops and did not choose, and continued to put them at their feet; they took a lv bag and took the "big Put the "bricks" into the bag and put it at your feet... Finally, in front of the rostrum, he was flattered and babbled.
"Blow the past in the wind, I am waiting to reunite with you for thousands of years, in order to dedicate all of my life, life and death together~~In the wind and rain~~" A glasses brother sang affectionately.
When another brother spectacles saw this, the crooked words sang crooked songs at the moment: "Questioning in the gloom, I know that brother lives in my most true heart~~ With brother, forget her and put the world Everything is placed in the ashes of faith, just because brother lives in my most true and painful heart~ With brother, forget her~~"
He Ming smiled and nodded, indicating that he had heard it, and the heart of both idiots was hacked to death.
He picked up the tea cup in front of him and took a sip, glanced at Chen Ziqi and others from the corner of his eye, , laughed. I looked up at the people beside the various shooting cameras, the female anchors, well, the Huaxia people are almost laughing.
Think about the people around the world, it's really... "Please, brother, let's go transgender first and then sing love songs to brother." I shook my head in my heart, there is no way, there is no arrangement for a trust.
How to arrange care for junior high school students? I don't know the real pros and cons at all, what is the wealth and life, people can tell it right away.
The two glasses brothers took the lead. The other glasses brothers were not far behind. Another shouted loudly with affectionate expression on his face: "Late night after many years, I covered my face and wept, thinking back to the most beautiful moment in my life, facing The person I admire the most, I didn’t even say more, do more, until the past laughed me off, until youth turned back to me for the last time, and then disappeared in the cross street. And now, turning back time, I am back to this At that moment, our standing our abs brother, I want to say to him,'Thank you for warming our youth and coming to our ordinary life. Salute to you. Our abs brother.'"
Okay, can you not learn Nazi salute? The Western European world also watched it, brother. He Ming nodded and clapped his hands, saying that he knew it, and he felt very helpless:
", do you still cross the male? Please, how about the female students? Don't look at the bags, come out and make soy sauce? A group of men, even the boys who have just grown hair treat me like this... Even if I become a sun demon I can't stand it. My love is not human. !"
Thankfully, after the spectacle brother finished speaking, a more delicate and smart-looking female student finally stood up and squeezed in front of the spectacle brother and the others, and another affectionate Fan Er said: "This poem to our youth, and The most shining and most beautiful person in our youth, Brother Abdominals salutes: "Why should we wait? The bell of the sea has been ringing for a long time, we should follow the journey of youth, from now on, never look back. Breeze , Fragrant grass, dense clouds, thunderstorms, rain, squalls...Never stop our footsteps, we head north, towards the sea, we know that the person is waiting on the other side of the sea, we will cross this sea. At that time, smile And the pain is already calm. When I go to sleep, I look at the sweet-scented osmanthus at midnight when no one is there. When I wake up, the garden is full of fragrance."
He Ming continued to clap his hands and nodded: "Good poetry, good poetry." There was a little stiff smile on his face, of course, under the cover of super charming acting skills and super-charm, with the superficial and sad eyes of the carbon-based monkeys It is absolutely undetectable.
But I'm really depressed, he, am I old? Inadvertently, I was actually "changed into tears by the Yangtze River with affection, singing from the Yangtze River, and the sky of history..." In this way, it became love, turned into a song (brother), and lived in history.
Seriously, is it me or you guys, are you shy in the face of global live broadcasts? On the spot, the carbon-based monkeys were jealous and hated, and shot you down halfway.
He Ming is depressed and helpless. The people all over the world have laughed out loud. Some people commented wildly on the Internet, "Finally understand, finally understand, yes, ok, so that's it, Abdomen is so humorous, so funny, I arrived at his alma mater. I understand that there is a reason for this, it was educated, this is the most humorous junior high school in the legend! I love it! And, by comparison, the performance of Abdomen is really incomparable with the junior high school students. . Is there anything wrong with the decision?"
"Upstairs, there is your dad. Fuck him, don't think that he is a foreigner and can attack our Abdomen in Great America. Abdomen has already occupied the American Emperor's big network. Come on."
"Upstairs +
"+2. I'm from California, I love Abs."
"+3. Little gambling fans drifted by. Please bless me, I killed my mother in the casino, so I can’t recognize him, go to the underground waterway and beg for food."
This public thinks that he has discovered the ultimate secret in the universe, and because of his language, he is a little disrespectful to the abdominal muscles brother. Okay, the end is overwhelmed by the abdominal muscles fans. Everyone is vying with him and his family. The ancestors, including the eighteenth generation ancestors of pet dogs, had a passionate activity.
The meeting ceremony was finally sent, He Ming turned on the microphone, cleared his throat, and said: "Okay, let's talk. Only one person who came over will tell some stories about coming. Other meeting gifts, wait for your own choice, of course, there are exciting For the lucky draw, Lamborghini is as indispensable as the air, you deserve it, and I wish you all the best."
"Oh oh oh, thank Lord Longen! Long live, long live, long live." This group of junior high school students are really geniuses, and most of them shouted together at the moment.
He Ming felt a sense of crisis, so flattered, reacted, reacted, flattered... Now, does the world still have a place for me?
Clearing his throat again, He Mingkai preached: "Of course it is different from the children, because everyone is a small adult, social, national, and hope for a better future (future coolie, also called crying force) ). So, I want to say that if this is the case, there must be a goal that may not be great or touching, but must be kind and beautiful: such as catching up with a woman who has been thinking about things all day, and her clothes are getting wider and never regrets. Comrade (laughter)... This goal is very good and very motivated. But now, don’t think about whether you can fall in love early, that’s not a problem, it’s whether you can succeed and whether you can dim your shortcomings. Become a shining advantage, so after a few years, entering college with that girlfriend, wouldn’t it be a happy thing in life?"
After finishing a paragraph, everyone immediately applauded, "That's right, you deserve to be Abdominals. It's different from the old sayings of the teachers. It's too correct. The important thing is success. It's not a puppy love. If you can't succeed, how can there be a puppy love? "
He Ming nodded and continued: "Of course, this is just a metaphor, now... well, of course you can pick up girls!"
"Wow!" The students were taken aback. They thought that the abdominal muscle brother would say that he would definitely not be able to do it now, but he did not expect that he said that he could pick up girls!
"Grass, this is the legendary pick-up girl. Abdomen is the leader of the country!" The students talked. The licentious nodded quickly.
"Listen to brother continue to talk."
He Ming waited for a moment of silence on the scene, and then said: "Life is short, time flies quickly, and you can't let go of study, love, friendship, family affection, so you must handle it properly, and you must not be ruined by hormones, and you cannot be loved. In the name of hurting your beloved, you have to wait until you go to college...love action movies. You know."
"Hahaha!" On the spot, the junior high school students and the people all over the world laughed together. The teachers continued to choose luxury goods, regardless of him, regardless of what the abdominal muscles said, even if he said that eating is delicious, they have nothing to do. The gap is too big, people are gods, not humans.
People all over the world laugh and cry, and the latter are students living in a staid world. For example, Southeast Asia and the Middle East are very conservative places. Junior high school students pick up girls? Are you short of burial?
The ghost and the man laughed: You are too weak, we elementary school students, no, the kindergarten has started picking up girls...
"Quiet, quiet. Be calm and listen to me slowly." He Ming couldn't laugh or cry. Really, the elementary school students are busy playing with Apple phones, and the junior high school students have become exchange meetings instead of leaders' speeches.
"Of course, don’t misunderstand me. In particular, the juniors must be prepared to protect themselves: if the other person looks like a slutty, badass, or bastard, they should deal with it calmly, and don’t do more impulsive things. Life is short and short, and long and long. Since you can choose a good life and a happy life, then don't choose the bad side."
Just finished these words, the girl student actually started to cry, He Ming was surprised, no, he really got the point? Give yourself young and beautiful so soon? What a pity, are those men comparable to me? I'm the abdominal muscle brother, an extremely great sun demon who wants to create a nation!
However, under the cover of perfect glasses, I glanced at a few female students from the corner of my eye. Well, all the thoughts of pitying and cherishing jade have been thrown out of the sky, Omitabha, ladies benefactors, Lao Na has already hidden his name and name, don’t ask Quack matter.
Of course ~EbookFREE.me~, with a face full of common people, letting me give up the faint expression of compassion, and continue to say: "Of course, many juniors and sisters, smart everyone knows that now it is more necessary to set a good study goal. After all, think about it, many years later, although you used to be at the same table, you used to be a fanciful, difficult and unforgettable fellow. But at that time, he graduated from junior high school, and you, a postdoctoral fellow, had a bright future and a broad sense of life. You must be able to put down an aircraft carrier. And the other side can only ride a Flying Pigeon bike on the road. So maybe when you envy the other side, the other side envy you more and treat you as a of war, yes, the of battle, the Alexander of life Emperor, Michael of life? Jordan!"
After talking in a burst of laughter, more people clapped and said it was too good, Brother Abs! Especially the bunch of glasses brothers in the front row, it's the truth!
The applause was even more exciting.
Don't look at those guys who are very bullish now, ten years later, he will be a member of the army of shoeshine for my generation. There will be no shortage.
At that time, sit in front of him. Gracefully picks up a cigarette equal to one month's salary of the other party and smokes it until he finishes his service. Faintly said: "Do you regret it? Forgot the words of Brother Abs? There is no if in life. Go, brother."
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