Chapter 55: Tarzan

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, He Ming was lying on the bed with a pink high-end notebook on his devil's abdominal muscles. There is a video chat in progress. The object is my dear second sister He Fang. She winks her eyebrows over there, typing and saying something adulterer or adulteress, or dear Xiaoyun, come to kiss, and next time I will be happy with others.
　　 Zhou Qingyun smiled. The big shirt on He Ming has been worn on her. This is He Ming's purpose to prevent hackers from hacking into his computer and his wife will not be recorded.
　　 Zhou Qingyun and her second sister He Fang were chatting very happily. While typing, she said: "Sister Fangfang said that the passport is ready, when should I travel abroad? Is the first stop to the Maldives? Great!"
He Ming used his fingers to play with Zhou Qingyun’s long hair. It was very silky, but there were lumps formed in some places, many, many, especially on the forehead, which was caused by spraying a lot of milk on. It takes time to get the passport of the sister-in-law. So we will have to wait a few days before leaving!"
　　 Zhou Qingyun said happily: "Our family will go? That would be great. But what about Awu and others?"
"Three-headed dog? It's very simple. Move to my mansion in Malan Mountain. The scenery is good and the dogs can run all over the mountain. My mother has already found a servant, a driver, a chef, and a housekeeper, so they can take care of it. That's it!"
　　 Zhou Qingyun said: "Are we all moving in?"
He Ming said: "It depends on the mother-in-law's choice. She has three choices. She lives by herself and finds a man. The second choice is to live with us, which is also lively. The third choice is that your sister is married. Live with her. Isn't it easy."
　　 Zhou Qingyun's eyes lit up and said: "Husband, you are so smart! I thought of my mother's affairs all at once!"
　　 He Ming found out that his mother-in-law and Zhou Xuewei had not come back after two o'clock, and asked: "What did the mother-in-law and them do? Call and ask."
"Well, let me make a call." Zhou Qingyun made a phone call, talked for a while, hung up, and said: "My mother and my sister are shopping and looking at the house. I asked them to do passports. They heard I am also very happy to travel abroad. And my sister said, "Husband, you are really not a human being. They didn't sleep yesterday and kept hearing about it! I hate it, so shy!" He said, hug He Ming and blame him, He Ming took the opportunity to eat Tofu, the second sister He Fang saw it through the video head and madly sent a message: "Brother, don't touch my Xiaoyun."
　　 "Don't make friends with men and women, I'm still a big girl!"
　　He Ming made a grimace at the second sister He Fang, who clenched his small fist to threaten him, and typed to get him to prepare a big diamond, otherwise he would die!
　　 He Ming smiled triumphantly, facing the video arrogantly, and Zhou Qingyun continued to enjoy the world of the two, making the single second sister He Fang envy and hate.
However, He Mingshi stayed for a while. There must be many treasures near Mount Tai. He found the red eggs and changed the chairman's body, which greatly affected the world. Moreover, the chairman also ordered him to continue to find more treasures and save them. Those old generals and cadres who followed the chairman.
　　 So He Ming said: "My wife, I haven't been to Taishan yet, you continue to surf the Internet and I will go to Taishan to stroll around."
　　 "Don't don't don't don't." Zhou Qingyun strongly objected: "Husband, I want to be with you. You accompany me online~"
　　 He Ming said: "I'm going to be impulsive again when I stay with you, a beautiful woman!" As she said that she stretched her abdominal muscles, it turned out that the beautiful woman was in her arms, and the little brother kept showing her power.
　　 Zhou Qingyun charmingly said: "My husband, then I will help you fly the plane. As long as you stay with me!"
　　 He Ming smiled bitterly and said: "No, no, no, if this goes on, I will waste it in bed today. You can go out with me. Just take a look at Taishan together."
Zhou Qingyun nodded her head and said yes, and sent a message to her second sister He Fang that she was going out to see Mount Tai and chatting at night. Second sister He Fang also begged not to leave her alone. Of course, Zhou Qingyun chose to go with He Ming, and He Ming did it to the video head. Grimace, the angry second sister put up a delicate and fair finger in the video, which was the middle finger.
　　 He Ming put on the original Versace menswear in just over ten seconds, and then admired Zhou Qingyun, who was tall and had beautiful legs, choosing clothes.
　　 She only wore her shirt just now, and she didn't wear anything else. He Ming admired the process of Zhou Qingyun's selection of clothes in a fascinating manner, which caused the beauty to be irritated.
More than ten minutes passed, Zhou Qingyun had just selected her clothes, looked in the mirror, and smelled her arms, thighs, and stomped her feet. "My husband, you have too much milk! I'm dry and sprayed on my hair." What should I do?"
　　 He Ming shrugged and said, "It's so good, it's so good, and it can increase energy when drinking it. There is only one brave monster like me in the world, and he belongs to you! The solution is very simple, take a bath.
　　 Zhou Qingyun put on another outfit, put the selected clothes into a bag, and said: "You can't take a bath at home, so I have to find a hotel to take a bath first."
　　 The two left the bedroom, Zhou Qingyun took a deep breath: "The air is much fresher, and I feel my energy has become more vigorous. Is my husband a god? I really feel better after drinking that."
He Ming knew that this was the cause of his inner alchemy, which caused his milk to be rich in powerful life energy. Zhou Qingyun drank so much again, just like a person who drank a lot of tonics, naturally his body improved, and this kind of energy was mild but mild. The utility is huge.
　　 Zhou Qingyun walked to the compound first and found three wolfhounds with round stomachs, lying on the ground like dead dogs. There were still a few bags of unfinished cooked beef, sauced beef, roast chicken, roast duck, etc., I couldn't help but grinned, touched the belly of the three wolf dogs, and said to be restrained, don't be swollen to death!
He Ming was on the side, touching his chin and said: "Humans and animals have two natures, food and color, so three-headed stupid dogs will not be restrained, otherwise they will become refined." He Ming put on glasses to see it yesterday. The three great wolfhounds are all white light, they are all stupid dogs! Then, the two went to the nearest hotel, opened a room, and checked in. One thing is to take a shower. He Ming also has a smell on his body. The sweat yesterday made Zhou Qingyun obsessed with it, but he couldn't go out like this.
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　　 The two lie in the bathtub together, clinging to each other tightly, and He Ming loses control again. He lifts his hands and enjoys his brotherhood. Zhou Qingyun shampooed her hair wholeheartedly, regardless of He Ming's magic hands, but occasionally gasped and pleaded.
　　He Ming also smiled bitterly, but he couldn't control himself. Just like many people say, abstinence during the day and the plane at night. What's more, he has superhuman physique and energy, which any emperor and any man dream of.
Don’t you see, almost all men are rich and have to pursue the secret formula of impotence, but crazy swimming, running, cruel exercise, day after day, year after year, will have a tyrannical body, better than any medicine Healthy, but how many people do this?
　　Diligence and laziness are human instincts. Only those who restrain their instincts can obtain extraordinary bodies or achievements. The reason why elites are scarce is precisely because the road to success is too difficult.
　　 Getting money and power may be simple. Relying on luck, relying on the parents, you can get it without your own strength, but the body can't. Only by persisting and exercising tenaciously every day can you become stronger.
　　 And the great thing about the toad is that it goes straight to the sky in one step, which is in line with modern people, or the idea of ​​all human beings that they can gain great power without cruel exercise. Therefore, He Ming now finally figured out why the Founding Emperor, Mr. Chairman, would summon him. Boss Lin Jiusong is willing to pay 100 million U.S. dollars to gain this power.
It’s really troublesome. The influence is getting bigger and bigger, He Ming thought, but I don’t care about him. Lao Tzu is just an ordinary person, a small person, and a Huashan mountain. You have seen Huashan mountain not a group of people worrying about the country and the people. The world, with a face full of vicissitudes, said: "Manqing has entered the customs! Wake up soon, people of the Chinese nation!"
　　 Zhou Qingyun washed her head with great difficulty, and then began to compete with He Ming's magic hand, washing herself and clapping the magic hand. Fortunately, He Ming tried his best to restrain himself, knowing that if you continue to play, you don't have to go to Mount Tai, and you can wash and sleep.
　　 The two of them left the hotel and drove to Tianzhu Peak of Mount Tai.
　　Because the founder of China, Mr. Chairman, is like a traverser in this world, he will be open after the founding of the country, and he will be a big country. He is a mother with milk, encourages fertility and protects nature. He has never made mistakes, let alone others.
　　 Like the emperor, after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, he became a hero, but promoted the country to nationalization. Therefore, he was known as the greatest founding emperor in five thousand years, which freed the Chinese nation from the cycle of chaos and moved towards modernization.
Therefore, not to mention the storms and conjectures caused by He Ming’s acquisition of the chairman’s generals’ uniform, let’s see the truth in detail. Today, on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, the Tianzhu Peak with the least people in Mount Tai is also full of tourists. They basically belong to the whole day tour. Those people who play in mountains and rivers are either rich in wealth, or overdraw their future wealth like people in advanced Western countries.
After all, welfare is still very good in this country. Education, medical and housing are basically not a problem. There is really no way to deal with uremia like Lao Lin’s wife. He still has to charge high fees. A lot of money is needed to go to medical assistance and transplant kidney.
　　 He Ming had already put on his glasses, pulling Zhou Qingyun while walking and watching. Zhou Qingyun kept taking pictures with a high-end camera. Today, it also made a contribution. It took photos of the generals' uniform and caused a storm.
　　 He Ming admired the scenery of Tianzhu Peak, those strange rocks, ancient pine, and clear springs in the sea, while scanning carefully and inspecting the treasures. The two went higher and higher. Afterwards, Zhou Qingyun was tired and clamored for He Ming to carry her, He Ming looked helplessly.
　　 My wife is wearing a short skirt and stockings. She is very sexy, but she is seen by the tourists behind her back. Had to hug his wife, Zhou Qingyun hooked his neck and whispered in his ear happily, He Ming had no intention of listening.
　　 I always look at it, TMD, there is no green light!
　　 Looking into the distance, unless it is soaring to the sky, otherwise, even if it is not small, you can't see it, such as Huai Su calligraphy.
　　 Halfway up the mountain, there are some buildings, and there are a lot of stalls with various barbecue foods. After all, everyone has consumed a lot of energy when they get here, and they have an appetite, and they are just right to eat.
Zhou Qingyun yelled in He Ming's arms: "Husband, I want to eat barbecue squid and steak with sauce!" He Ming hurriedly walked to a barbecue stall, looked at the business license, and knew that he was an official stall. Lots of grilled squid, beef balls, grilled steak and so on.
　　 Because China in this world is a society under the rule of law, there is no urban management, and it is impossible. However, in order to ensure the health of food, as long as the food is sold, a business license is required. If it is false or harmful, it will be subject to serious legal investigation. Generally speaking, how many people are involved in the manufacture of toxic food, how many people will be held accountable, less than three years to ten years, and severely imprisoned for hundreds of years, it is basically impossible to come out.
　　 This is in the Taishan Scenic Area. The price of goods is one-third higher than that of the city. A squid barbecue costs 30 yuan. He Ming ordered thousands of yuan. The stall owner is a middle-aged man. He is too happy to concentrate on the service.
The table in front of He Ming was quickly filled with various barbecues and more than ten bottles of drinks. Zhou Qingyun was content to eat. He Ming couldn’t sit still and took a lot of barbecues and came to the cliff, wanting to watch. Have a barbecue with the scenery.
　　Of course it is dangerous on the edge of the cliff, so there is a fence and a sign with red letters: Do not cross, the cliff is dangerous.
　　 He Mingcai didn't care about it. He turned over the fence and sat on the edge of the cliff eating seafood sauce barbecued squid. It was delicious and beautiful.
　　 Zhou Qingyun is slowly eating a beef ball. She has a small belly and is full soon. The beauty is bubbling. The middle-aged male stallholders who grilled her are a little flustered. Many passing male tourists took a peek at her, pretended to be taking pictures of the scenery, and took pictures of her in. Young tourists are also shocked by Zhou Qingyun's blue diamond ring and pigeon blood ruby, which is invaluable.
　　 Zhou Qingyun has encountered many such things since she was a child, and she is used to it. This is an inevitable effect of beauty. She swallowed a beef ball and licked her red lips, which made the male tourist who quietly paid attention to her feel particularly sexy. At this time, she realized that He Ming didn't know where he was going. After looking around, He Ming was sitting on the edge of the cliff. .
　　 Zhou Qingyun suddenly turned pale, and ran over and shouted: "Husband, what are you doing? It's too dangerous! Come here! Don't scare me."
He Ming was startled by Zhou Qingyun’s panicking voice. Turning her head to see her pale, she immediately explained:
It’s okay, my wife, I won’t fall. I’m very strong and strong now. You can see that my hand can be inserted. Into the stone! The stone is like dirt to me, how could I fall down!"
He Ming said, he inserted the stone with his hand. Before taking the inner alchemy, he was already digging the soil very quickly. Now he can dig the stone with his hand. In the heart of the capital, in the chairman’s garden, He Ming has no tools. Didn't you dig out the hard granite lion body with your hands?
　　 Zhou Qingyun's face turned pale, and she shouted for He Ming to come over. He Ming shrugged and was about to go back. At this moment, he saw a flash of light under his eyelids, and he quickly leaned out to see that there was a blue object on the cliff five or six meters away.
　　 Finally found a good thing, He Ming was very happy. He likes the surprise of suddenly discovering a treasure, but his wife is so worried, what can he do.
　　 He Ming grimaced, and said to Zhou Qingyun: "My wife, I saw a good thing below, don't panic, I'll go down again!" After that, he climbed down.
　　 "Ah -" Zhou Qingyun was so scared that she threw away the LV bag in her hand, stepped forward over the fence, leaned over the cliff and took a look, no matter what the beautiful buttocks line was seen, she had a good time.
I saw He Ming relaxed, holding a lot of grilled squid in his hand, like a big gecko, he quickly climbed down four meters and caught something, then he raised his head and smiled: "My wife, it's easy, right? , Don't worry about it." She was crawling around as she spoke, performing non-stop.
He Ming knows that there is no danger at all. Even if he falls, there is absolutely no possibility of death, because he must now bench press more than 500 kg, and his weight will not exceed 100 kg, which means that he can easily support his weight with two fingers. , Posted on the stone.
The most frightening thing is that He Ming’s squat must be more than 1,000 kilograms, because Toad Gong strengthens his legs, which means that his lower limbs are very flexible and powerful, and he can jump around on the cliff at any time like a monkey. Unless he falls from a height of 10,000 meters and there is a concrete floor below, then He Ming may fall to his death.
　　 Even if he falls from a high-rise building, he can smash the tempered glass and fall into the building with a punch or kick.
　　 Zhou Qingyun saw He Ming, but she was still very worried, and said angrily: "Come up to me, you fool!"
　　 He Ming was happy when he saw the blue light in his hand, put it in his pocket, and climbed up. In this case, if he stayed on the cliff for a second, Zhou Qingyun would go crazy, and he had no chance to scan. So saying, my wife, I came, and climbed up.
　　 But as soon as he looked up, He Ming actually saw a red light on the cliff of the nearby mountain, about ten meters away.
I love red light. He Ming was overjoyed and climbed directly towards the red light. Zhou Qingyun was relieved when he saw He Ming climb up, but when she was half a meter away, her outstretched hand was about to catch He Ming. He Ming moved across the platform and climbed up the cliff on the left. It only took a few seconds to swim to a height of more than ten meters like a gecko.
　　 Zhou Qingyun said anxiously: "What are you doing, husband?!"
　　 At this time, the startled tourists all rushed over. They saw He Ming effortlessly climb to a cliff more than ten meters high, and shouted with a smile: "My wife, I will come down soon, don't worry."
　　 "Spider-man!!!" Among the onlookers, a few foreigners exclaimed. Many tourists took pictures or took photos with smartphones. This guy is simply not human!
He Ming turned his head to look for the red light. The red light came from a recess in the cliff. There were a few young birds inside. The red light chirped from the young birds, not afraid of the sudden emergence of He Ming’s head. He Ming yelled at him as his parents, as if he was very, very hungry.
He Ming took a closer look and found that the red light was not coming from the three young birds. The birds cried so distraught that he was still holding a lot of grilled squid in his hand~EbookFREE.me~ about four or five kilograms, just take it. Go up and put it in the bird's nest. The three young birds are extremely hungry. What's more, they must have never eaten human barbecues. The barbecue squids coated with delicious seafood sauce immediately gobbled them up, grabbing them, and making happy bird calls.
He Ming inserted his left hand into the stone, and fumbled with his right hand in the bird's nest. Without touching anything, he heard Zhou Qingyun yelling anxiously: "Husband, come down, there is a golden eagle back! That is the nest of the golden eagle, you What do you want to do? That is a national special protection animal. If it hurts, it will go to jail!"
　　 "Soon, very soon!" He Ming shouted, focusing on the red light in the bird's nest, touching his hand full of bird dung, and finally caught a rattan-like object. When he felt it out, it was a red light object.
　　He Ming was overjoyed. At this time, he had heard the sharp chirping and knew that the most ferocious golden eagle in Mount Tai had returned. He glanced at the three young birds that were full of barbecue squids, and said goodbye.
Little Bird, and in the shocking eyes of everyone, He Ming only took three or four seconds, like a flexible gecko swimming back, everyone was crazy, some applauded, and some applauded, and then He Ming easily landed on the ground, two A golden eagle in his body
　　 passed by, then flew up to see the bird's nest.
　　 Zhou Qingyun burst into He Ming’s arms with tears in her eyes, slapped him on the chest, and cried: "You fool, what are you doing!! Scared me to death! You fool fool..."
　　He Ming held up his right hand and comforted Zhou Qingyun with his left hand. No way, he touched bird feces with his right hand.
　　 "Monster! By the way, isn't this brother Ab?" Someone in the crowd recognized him.
　　 "Who is Abdomen?" He Ming pretended to be innocent and squeezed Zhou Qingyun into the crowd. And found her LV bag and sat back at the table.