Chapter 749: Happiness theory? Oh, happy flattery.

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et came from He Ming’s true thoughts. Even if he has reached this level, he knows that some things are still the same as when he was in college, he was just an ordinary ordinary person. A real hanging silk, so now he wants to fool so many "thirst for knowledge" students from elementary school, junior high school, high school alma mater, etc., to fool college students... He is very clear about this point, and his thoughts are at the most intense At the moment of volatility, ordinary college students who deny everything but lack the high-quality and talented private aristocratic universities can never ask for anything to go.
It’s important to be self-knowledge, it’s better not to do stupid things
And because of this, such a culture, such a university does not give him any unforgettable emotions like elementary school, junior high school, and high school. So after his fortune, there is no difference between eating, drinking and playing in daily life and college life, but adding freedom.
Reality is reality. With such an identity, his influence is absolutely impossible to go to the academy like some places with deep merits and reputations. He can gain a little sense of existence by overwhelming a group of brain-deads...
Maybe the brain-sufficient watched him joke specially for it. Anyone with a little sage should understand that when someone thinks that a normal-minded person is a fool and a brain-disabled person, it is not only a low-level performance of someone’s lack of quality, from a certain aspect. In other words, this is because someone lacks self-control and has some problems with mental illness, so someone is like a real fool and a brain disabled.
However, there was a thunderous cheering at the scene, and the reaction was extremely strong. The college students vie with each other and slapped all kinds of flattery with their most sincere expressions and loudest voices.
"Brother Abs, you are not another mortal, you have been talking for three days and three nights, and we can insist that you are the truth if you listen to it."
"Brother Truth Abs"
"Brother Abs is the Buddha's speech"
"We all love to speak with Abdominals, but Abdominals speak"
…………Various flattering frenzy. The elected officials who love to talk these days will be tearful when they meet. What a good citizen. As for high-level executives, basically due to various regulations, they must also pursue efficiency in their speeches, except for important matters. , General business speech generally does not exceed ten minutes
As for the various inscriptions; pretending to be prestigious for a certain enterprise; "acting" among officials; it is not allowed, once discovered, it is...Officially, the political future is over and you can rest, no matter how old you are. Still strong
But these have no effect on the government official, Abdomina.
Abdominal muscles are the Chinese characteristics of this world
He Ming didn’t take it seriously like a person visiting a neighbor’s house at dinner. The neighbor smiled and said the most spoken Chinese sentence, three words, "Have you eaten?" He answered that the neighbor must be "enthusiastic". "Greeting: "Come, come, eat one at my house"
...At this moment, if he really sits down and eats a meal, then he is a fool
Of course, He Ming is also aware of his own influence, and he represents too many things. Now these college students are eager to really talk about three days and three nights. According to the current situation, he is estimated to be all in the afternoon. All the people in the magic city are here. When it comes to the evening there are at least 10 million foreigners. The whole world is flattering, eager and excited.
Without him, the moonlight is long, the toad is so cute, just like the face of the beloved... And with it, there is the smiling face of the lover, crying and screaming, begging for mercy, singing and conquering overnight...
But He Ming is not a fool. This kind of thing is not believed as the truth, and he doesn't bother to say it when he is fooled. Does Lao Tzu like this kind of "false feelings"? With this time, the great man might as well feel the true meaning of Bei Smecta full of tears
Besides, it's almost noon, I'm hungry...
Therefore, He Ming smiled, waved his hands to calm everyone down, and said, "Uh, I don't have any preparations today, let alone it's almost 11 noon. Like everyone else, my stomach is hungry..."
Speaking of this, I would like to say what to say next. I didn’t expect this short interruption time. The crowd of college students who wholeheartedly "pretended" as "truth" listened to the lecture and couldn't help but laugh instantly.
Many people thought it was a time for flattering, and they quickly laughed "haha"-and then this interesting phenomenon spread to more and more citizens in the neighborhood, and they quickly flattered...
Of course, this scene was filmed by various TV stations. The people around the world in front of the TV saw this scene, so... This time it was all kinds of heartfelt smiles, laughter or hilarious laughter.
What a smile full of envy, jealousy and hatred
Undoubtedly, think about it with your ass. This time Brother Abs comes to school, he will at least promise a certain benefit tonight for free... Is it the frog for the body? International jokes, the Abdomen is willing to resist the country, too nonsense? Did the alumni of Columbia University have become the villain class in the human era?
Is this price really too high?
He waved his hand again, and after the scene became quiet again, He Ming continued: "As a younger brother who has achieved a little bit..." This sentence made many college students a wry smile. Brother, your achievement is also called Some achievements? You have got the earth and the universe, as long as you can’t beat your demons, it is your cash machine, treasure chest, endless capital to serve the people
He Ming’s next words immediately made 99% of the college students happy. Look at me, I look at you, and I’ll be forbearing. He Ming will cheer again after he finishes speaking.
Because He Ming continued: "...Although I am empty-handed, I have not forgotten everyone in my heart. The university that has spent three years of good time cannot forget my teachers, brothers, sisters, and students..."
Speaking of this, He Ming is very skillful in putting on the "heavy" expression of "how difficult it is to rejuvenate the nation", of course this is acting, just as in fact, he has completely forgotten the university.
When it was Diaosi, he vented on the Internet several times, "I can’t go back after the university." Of course these remarks have long since disappeared in the sea of ​​people and ghosts cannot be found.
What’s interesting is that even through the big era game, he can’t find some embarrassing things for He Ming. It’s impossible. When he got it on the earth, it was erased by the central light brain.
Otherwise, it’s the first time in your life to fly a plane, God, boring and superficial people all over the world will come to watch, right? It’s not fun, so don’t let them see the abs that has not evolved yet.
"...Then the meeting ceremony will be sent by someone to draw a lottery today and put it on the school website for toad kungfu. Of course, tonight, all boys in the school can participate, including all male teachers. If you are willing, you can bring your own family members. Thank you all, I wish you all...life is healthy and happy"
After that, He Ming got up and bowed again. After he finished his salute, he cheered the most.
"Love, love you, my abs" is the most conspicuous among the college student crowd, about hundreds of people, uniformly dressed, hot red short skirts showing snow white thighs and wearing thin red tops showing the same snow white career line
Hundreds of chicks dance enthusiastically like fire
They got excited when He Ming looked over
He thinks it is a song and dance troupe in the university. It is probably a variety of dance troupes. The Lala troupe is united. Otherwise, He Ming understands that those proud teams do not have so many people.
Just like European and American school girls are proud to join the group and become social celebrities. Huaxia Campus is better than blue. The school festival of the little devil has also replicated a lot. Anyway, school is just so little school is used to enjoy the happiest life. Some time
But what surprised He Ming was that he took the opportunity to scan the crowd of college students. Not only did the number of students increase several times, but there were many foreigners who were tall, handsome, rich, white, rich, and beautiful. They weren’t like a poor public university anymore.
Think about the reason, of course it's for him
"Brother abdominal muscles are mighty, brother abdominal muscles are mighty, men rise, classmates rise tonight, we are real men and pure men, Chun brothers are not as good as our heroes, and they rise tonight."
Excited college students just yelled this kind of words and quickly screamed into one thing. He Ming appeared in this world, and when the toad work became more and more popular, they would be envious and jealous. They are looking forward to the return of the abdominal muscle brother Shenlong.
And now...well, it's the turn of the citizens outside the school to envy and hate these little bastards, what toad gong do they still practice? We are the group of people who need it most. Go on like this. This group of will take away all the women in the world. We have capital, the big guys are not as good as the joy brought by pure body. What about joy, besides, is there still life pressure in China today?
Hey, life is like a dream for us... "Brother Abs, Brother Abs, don't forget us, the Songjiang people who support you the most, we also want to frog." The middle-aged men shouted to exhaustion, their voices hoarse... …
He Ming, of course, chooses brain disability. This is a complex disease of blindness, deafness, and a large number of brain diseases, so of course there is nothing to "hear", "see", and "feel" the magic capital Songjiang. How many men? ? I promised that I had been soaked for a month before I wanted you to do anything for me when I was hanging the silk. Everyone donated to my bank account. There is nothing to do with a hundred dollars?
As he was about to step down, He Ming saw that in the front crowd, there were people with average physique, no strong people, and people with good physique. In the past, four to five people were wearing myopia glasses, but now about ten people have two or three people who are nearsighted. Although there are special medicines for myopia, it seems that many people still can't enjoy it. After all, He Ming's family situation in this school is considered "first class", otherwise... just look at Liu Xiaolian to understand
Just one month later, this group of people who will automatically take off their high myopia glasses, and have strong physiques and first-class athletes, some of the glasses brothers shouted at the highest volume of their own voices, nonetheless, all kinds of cheers were overwhelming. In the voice, if He Ming was just an ordinary person, he would never hear what he said
But now that he only pays attention to the ears, it automatically cuts off other voices, and he pays special attention to those spectacle brothers. What else does he think is "big thing"?
Unexpectedly... He Ming flashed a wry smile on his face, because the glasses brothers actually said, "Brother Abs, Brother Abs, you haven't asked questions yet. Also, we still have questions, please."
He Ming reacted immediately, this group of stupid donkeys also wanted to be famous, stepping on the shoulders of giants to show off and let the people of the world listen to their own voices.
So he waved his hand again to let the scene cool down, and it took five or six minutes for it to become quiet. Finally, He Ming asked the group of glasses brothers: "Do you have any more requests? If there is any trouble, as a... Will help even if the elder brother does not help, as a public servant of the people, he will definitely serve the people"
"Well said, the public servants have the most love, brother abs, we love you, love you, love you" The flattering song and dance troupe took advantage of the opportunity to flatter and dance various dances, and was so excited that it was already sweating all over. If I go to rest, I don’t even have the strength to eat, but it’s okay. The modern information society just needs to pick up the mobile phone and give each other a hanging wire, and then "Jiaodidi" inform them to come and deliver the food... Maybe... After all, the abdominal muscles started today. Brings a lot of benefits... People's hearts are changed because of money... Don't mention, maybe many goddesses are no longer some goddesses...
The reason why you are so enthusiastic and enthusiastic that you can’t wait to die, just for the beauty of the moment... This is because not only He Ming is there, but the abdominal muscles are here, and it is broadcast live worldwide
Everyone is not a fool. Maybe you can be famous if you want to be famous. Besides, it has a little relationship with the abdominal muscle brother. The country, no, the world's hottest bargain, what blockbuster, do you want to mix without a sister?
"Brother abdominal muscles, it's unfair that men have toad kung fu, what do we girls do? We are more likely to get older than men, and the precious youthful beauty is just a moment of beauty... oh oh, now it's almost gone. Unfair Abs, you have to come out to serve the people, serve the girls"
Taking advantage of this quiet opportunity of the audience, a female voice among the girls bravely shouted out herself, the women’s desire, she thought there was a way for the abs
It was broadcast live and won the unanimous agreement of women all over the world very quickly. Women nodded uncontrollably in front of the TV, anxiously waiting for the answer from Brother Abs
Of course, except for those who are still breastfeeding or don’t understand the truth about the passing of youth, after all, the little girls who have not yet come to puberty, chicks
Brother Yigan Glasses was immediately deeply dissatisfied, grandma at Cao Nima Airport Oh damn, brother Abs is asking us hello
He Ming glanced at the source of the sound when he heard the news. This action was relatively large, which was equivalent to turning around and taking a look. This was a turn from the heart without any pretense. He did not expect that the chicks in that direction afterwards scrambled to express on the Internet interview:
"My eyes were conquered by Brother Abdominals. It is the gaze of true love."
"Love, love, this gentle eyes, the years are quiet, and the look back of my abs..." The girl who was fortunate to take this look back turned into a nympho
Netizens all over the world responded with disdain and looked at their space... The world has developed into this situation. Almost everyone has photos in the online space, and when they see the photos of "their", they immediately "vomit".
"Wash and sleep, the leper swan wants to eat the most handsome toad in history?"
He Ming took a look and said to that direction: "There is no magical skill for women's physique... Well, in this way, of course I won't let the school sisters and girls suffer. My various things about female care, cosmetics, etc. Company, you can choose the goods as much as you like, and of course I will pay for the amount within one million yuan."
"Oh oh oh" The girls were overjoyed when they heard the news, and all smiled, paying a million? I have long been envious and jealous of all kinds of good goods. Don't flood the girls' dormitory with drool.
Now I can’t get close to the abdominal muscles, so he flocked to the
saint
who shouted
female welfare
and threw her into the air again and again to celebrate...Although the girl wore an elegant long skirt with tender white legs, The looks are not bad, but the boys did not take the opportunity to feast their eyes
Just kidding, I went to see all kinds of female anchors early when I had this time, and I only found out after seeing the world, what a goddess, go on the side, billowing, we only need the little girls
The villain female anchor has only one sentence, four words of truth: it is necessary to maintain the true nature of a man except for the little brother. The others are soft and all soft after a glance... The artillery fired, no way, but mortals can’t carry it. The temptation to live a villain and a big beauty
"What else do you want?" He Ming asked the glasses brother again. Zhong Lima has an exquisite blue striped suit that is absolutely wearing tens of thousands of RMB. He Ming used to wear that style.
This is not easy. Under this circumstance, everyone is vying to wear their best clothes. No one wants to be embarrassed in the global live broadcast. Therefore, they usually promise to borrow beautiful clothes that can be borrowed under various conditions. Now they are facing homosexuality. I can't borrow an asshole
This well-dressed brother in glasses saw that there was noisy noise on the side of the girls only, and most of them were quietly waiting for him to speak. There were various shots on the side. There is no doubt that there are multiple live broadcasts worldwide. Seizing the opportunity is to make a name. Yunai, so he was extremely excited, cleared his throat immediately, a little bit to get rid of some of the hoarse feeling that was exhausted just now, and straightened his chest, including making every hair straight, and tried to make the best of himself since birth. The most needed and most shouting way to express it is only in the complexion and expression, which shows me...the moving and implicit content of the inner saint and the outer king
He Ming doesn't understand the urgent psychological activities of this servant. If there is a mind-reading technique, he will definitely take out a booger bomb that does not exist and will die
"Brother Abs, I have a happy doctrine here. I have a lot of happiness in my original life. The simplest and most direct happiness is the happiness of entertainment. Everyone on earth knows that you have brought two devil games. How much happiness does the devil game give to the people on earth?"
"And the happiness you bring about the body is so much. People on the earth know that people are old, sick, and suffering. Human health is the biggest and most important source of happiness in life. Now you have brought human power and the age of humanity. , This kind of person’s senses, never tired, never sick, always powerful and awesome are...happy, so here I am deeply grateful for your college alumnus."
"Yes, yes, Sansheng is fortunate, supremely glorious, extremely glorious..." When he said this, the brothers in glasses ignored the people around them and looked at their expressions more and more like silly b, and followed the big shot." Idiom-style flattering" Xiao Hao’s favorite set, now they are too lazy to flatter He Ming, no one, there is no requirement for brother, no desire to be strong
All the college students hacked these glasses brothers to death: Nima, are you crazy to become a villain? You don’t know how to flatter your dad, get out
He Ming nodded his head with a look of the great man Fan'er and said he listened. The suit glasses brother was greatly encouraged. The hands and feet that had started to tremble were almost out of instinct control and became calm. He continued to speak louder and louder, even though there was no microphone. People can’t hear well but can watch TV afterwards. Anyway, I heard that
Then it’s best to raise your thumb and say...Bel’s heart beating wildly: "Middle, you have a future, go for surgery tonight, I will pay the bill."
"Oh yes" conditions can be done quickly, let the ordinary monkeys on the earth who are envious and hateful look at us so ordinary, low-level mortal body, because you will never see me again after nine o'clock tonight It will become a sad and lovely memory with a mortal body, because brother has a human body... "Seeing friends in trouble, brother will come in the first time, making the volcanic eruption very cute and seeing horses in trouble, brother Will come as soon as possible..."
I am narcissistic, so I vigorously and passionately raised my arms and shouted: "So, my happiness doctrine explains: This beautiful world, aqua blue earth, because of you, with your abdominal muscles, mankind will embark on a journey. A happy road completely different from the past, thank you, Comrade Abdomen, the happy gospel of mankind, the justice and light of the universe, and the joy of all things"
He Ming didn't respond for a few seconds after he finished speaking. What does this mean? Then I heard Guo Bang muttering what he was saying, "That's it? This...isn't this nonsense?"
"What are you talking about? Fuck your mother's fart is more content, truth, and secret..." He was contemptuous in his heart. On the surface, He Ming nodded with a great smile, "Thank you for your happy doctrine. It’s very interesting, so everyone’s time is almost up, and it’s gone. We will do our own things to present gifts and so on, so please enjoy this Sunday."
After that, waved and started to walk under the rostrum
Although he despises the glasses brother ~EbookFREE.me~, He Ming knows that he must not say anything rude, even if he is careless, he can't do anything because of him... "You are talking a fart..." will seriously affect that person. His life is now broadcast live worldwide, and when he said such things, a large number of his own brain fans would think that this is the truth, and he... just a shit
This is the power of leaders, great men
Just like ordinary people to an ant, whether carelessly or deliberately, they can take the life of the ant.
So he definitely can’t say any rude remarks directed at a person. Spending a little bit of effort to offend a person will destroy a person. Standard brain-disabled behavior that cannot be controlled by himself.
Li Shizhen wrote: "Therefore there is no cure for the mentally disabled"
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