Chapter 1003: The turnaround behind the wedding banquet

Seeing his old friend Abang drank six bottles of famous wine as if he was drinking the air, He Ming did not forbid that he was extremely large and large enough to crush the planet's giant spirit palm, but it was a beautiful and flawless giant spirit palm that forced applause. .
That is, great people who have developed a habit applaud.
The Lao Lin family, Chen Ziqi and other secretaries just smiled, just as polite. This kind of thing is so... boring. If you are not Superman, then you will have to go to the hospital for gastric lavage before attending the wedding.
He Longhao applauded loudly, applauded quickly, and grabbed a bottle of very large wine with unsatisfactory thoughts. The ladies nearby immediately screamed, "So big!"
This is really a big guy.
In some prosperous cities, you can see a style of Dayangjiu in the shop windows on the busy streets of some prosperous cities. It is only shorter, but bigger. It's the "wine king" on every huge dining table here, weighing more than 100 kilograms, and it's definitely not the signature stuff in the windows. It's not as good as ordinary alcohol, it's just an advertisement.
The wine king here is the devil ginseng wine made from the best "devil" ginseng from the devil world, which is as big as a carrot and has a root system of over ten thousand.
The full name is three million years old ginseng wine.
It definitely means boasting, otherwise how can the two or three million-year-old devil ginseng be taken from the oldest age and put it in the name of the wine?
This kind of ginseng wine is very effective for ordinary human body, long-term consumption of a small cup of a bottle will restore life, body health index and so on for more than ten years. Not to mention the taste of the devil's famous wine: the best.
However, it has a small problem: it is sold in a small amount in his hometown, located in the luxury area of ​​He's top Yihuo Trade Plaza. The price of this item is 9.9 million yuan.
Decline to bargain.
Now... He Longhao is like opening a bottle of soda. Ordinary people need a few big men to fix the bottle, and then use a special tool to open a wooden cork that is as big as the sea and weighs several kilograms (in the new era, cork It is still the best bottle cap.), I lowered my head and sniffed the huge wine bottle, like a sparkling golden wine, there is a huge ginseng that is surprisingly large and exquisite like an artwork.
"Come, come... I drank this in one gulp!" He Longhao threw the huge ginseng wine over, and Guo Bang accepted it dubiously. Looking around, a large group of curious babies with extremely cute eyes, they couldn't believe that this person would drink such a big bottle of wine.
There are also people of all kinds who snicker. The people who had cast their eyes because of He Ming and the stunner are now quickly watching the excitement.
"Just do it if you are a man!" He Longhao yelled, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.
Situ Haoran gambled wholeheartedly. It's just that under the extremely perfect dress, there is a trace of deeper and deeper contempt on the handsome face. What to pretend? For mortals, let me call him grandpa after drinking one. Superman...just a sip of soda.
He Ming shrugged his old friend "I can't help", he has to be busy receiving some elders who are starting to grow more and more. He looks like a young man, and...the is dressed up as a gentleman or a nobleman, he really can’t tell who he is?
He regrets it a bit...but not doing this and watching the older generation die is the best result for them, because they can...at least see their parents. Become a child with painful parents, grandparents, and ancestors again... But how can the older generation easily resist death? What will the global carbon-based monkey think of him?
Even if it is the abdominal muscle brother, there is no way.
And now...well, for the sake of youth, please humble nonsense. Let us commemorate our eternal eighteen years old that will never fade.
Of course there is no such "art" in life.
Old friend Guo Bang shrugged and killed a large ginseng wine. The children clamored to drink such a large "drink" when they saw it. Watching the lively celebrities plus some relatives who wished to be armed with ten tons of gold and one ton of diamonds pretended to force gentlemen and ladies to applaud.
He Ming had to talk nonsense again and again, "My dad? He has something to do, it's a big thing. So is my mommy (his mother). So is my second sister. So are Xiao Qian's parents. (He Longhao is too lazy to talk nonsense," Only pretending to be deaf.
Thankfully, the wives are all pregnant, so there is no need to explain nonsense.
"Huh, how... Eat ginseng too! Definitely eat it." A crystal-like jade left hand suddenly became extremely cold. Separate the wine bottle from the curious baby cheering. That is, Guo Bang cleverly used the extreme cold to separate the bottles.
Then he dropped at least ten times faster than the lower half of the bottle. He took the lower half of the bottle with his right hand, unable to see the speed, and sucked a large ginseng into his mouth, controlled it with a super force field, and just bite it. Quack..." Chew.
Although it tastes unpalatable, Super Life will automatically prevent nausea even if it eats shit. Because sometimes nausea towards food is just a low-level life performance. As children who are not picky eaters are far better developed than those who are picky eaters.
"Good! Good!" He Longhao quickly applauded the master. Situ Haoran was even more secretly contemptuous, two idiots.
The staff hurried out a few big men to carry the new wine king. And clean up the mess...really. Please, stop drinking. The banquet has not started yet. The wine king is too expensive, and the owner can't afford it!
Situ Haoran glanced at the staff sympathetically. Look at He Longhao, who is not knowing why he is so happy. He smiles bitterly, but he can understand He Longhao. After all, he didn't have the torment of life, helpless desperation and numb life like himself, so he made friends with "banal" and lustful guys like He Ming's old friend.
Because his way of seeing things is different from his own, far different, he mainly looks at cool, unappetizing, whether he will...play and so on.
And people like myself...have no friends in the past. In those days when there was nothing, everyone regarded him as...Fortunately, there was a boss in life suddenly.
Glancing at the "boss", Situ Haoran also sighed, the boss is really not easy, dignified brother abs, the strongest patron saint in the universe is in the same class... wasting time.
Tragedy.
But there is no way, the eldest father went to Xiaoyao to be happy, saying that he had absorbed the new feelings of life after the Buddha treasure, just like love if you want; travel if you want to travel.
So I went to Dawan Special, and upgraded my mind and nature to the
worldly
life I liked in the past, that is, eating, drinking, and having fun among relatives on earth.
"You, take care of your body. Drinking is just the beginning." Guo Bang sat down after eating the ginseng. The stunner hurriedly spoke softly, softly and softly...talking nonsense.
But Abang is obviously very useful, if it weren't for there are too many "peeps" around. He really wanted to put his hands on the stunner...perfect to the stunning legs. Then gradually deepen...
Seeing this stunner's performance...The four female secretaries beside Guo Bang and Lin Lian, who is also the sixth, Lin Xiaocong, couldn't help but... burst of peeping.
His grandma's, his class of schoolgirls, and the famous tender model's girlfriends add up to no one else's...the hair is beautiful.
And... his grandma's. It seems that people's hips are the most beautiful, and the charm of the whole body comes from the hips-by the way, her hips are obviously larger than her shoulders. It is also a very good water snake waist, so with the temperament of the eighteen-year-old wife who looks twenty-eight years old...I want it too!
Seeing his disillusioned appearance, Lin Lian, who also had a group of boyfriends who had not given his first kiss because of strict family laws, couldn't help but feel upset. Quality! Don't be so lustful!
Lin Xiaocong's sister naturally does not understand the hormonal distress of a superman male.
At the moment, it was Meimu faintly warned, and fiercely cost him a piece worth 10 million yuan, with new materials as the inner layer. Gold and impressive diamonds decorate the appearance, and finally there is an egg as big as an egg on the tip of the shoe. The most conservative market price is also 8 million yuan. The expensive shoes belonging to this pair of ruby ​​high-heeled shoes are also made of luxury platinum. Into the top leather shoes worth millions of RMB.
"Oh, what are you doing..." Lin Xiaocong's first reaction was full of gratitude to his sister... Hurry down and check his shoes? Peeping at the stunner's thighs-I was immediately disappointed. It turned out that every position under the huge dining table was separated by a top-level red cloth.
He doesn't have the ability to see through.
Wiping his shoes in disappointment, he harassed his sister's snow-white calf in response to an "attack." Lin Lian kicked back immediately. Softly annoyed and said: "What are you doing! Come out."
Lin Xiaocong was about to look up and inadvertently see Dad...His grandma's little brother was also quite...
It's really his grandma's super life hormone that makes everyone turn into a beast!
...
"Ha ha ha... yes yes yes. It's fast, fast, easy to walk, come and get a cigarette..." He Ming is pretending to be a grandson. There are more and more important relatives. The team looked extremely united, but a young man who showed off more than one who wanted to be armed with a hundred tons of gold and all the treasures also came over.
They first talked about He Ming's "simple and unpretentious"... Watches are... so artistic plastic! It's so charming, so touching...Of course, I changed to someone else. Even He Ming’s brother-in-law, He Longhao, has junior relatives. For example, among the new leaders such as Tiange and Bage, those who are superior and dignified.
However, if he dared to dress up like this, how far and how far did everyone go, stupid, worth hundreds of billions of yuan and still reluctant to come out to dress up? This kind of pretense is that you are not a great abs!
Then, the young people were conquered by the size of Hao who hadn't seen for a long time... "Oh oh oh, this kind of clothes is so beautiful!"
"Brother Xiaohao, what is your god-like headband? Can you try it for me?"
"Try your mother. This is... the great secret treasure of the demon world, the equipment knows how to cut it? Are you too embarrassed to try? Don't look at your kid, how can there be me... the of the gods, the big storm dragon Mighty. Freeze me and return the golden old man's scalp shoes!"
While speaking, He Longhao froze the golden old man's scalp shoes of a little brother who was flattered on the horse's leg into ice.
The latter immediately wanted to get rid of it but found out... "Woo, my shoes, my socks, and my pants are all by you... you bully!"
They immediately came to He Ming barefoot crying.
He Ming rubbed his eyebrows helplessly, so as to comfort the young man, "It's okay, it's okay, just go and change it. Xiaohao, please pay attention, don't abuse the powerful force."
This guy just made a fake cry and turned into a rather smug smile. After all, being slapped and comforted by the abdominal muscles brother is not... the daily treatment can definitely greatly improve the "state of the river".
It's like a monkey being praised by the president of the country...
He Ming looked at this guy, he was probably a fourteen or five-year-old boy, and his perfect proportions of ruddy lips were still slightly fluffy. So I’m still in junior high school, no, or I won’t go to primary school.
It's definitely not... The free school is not good, but going to middle school is too tired and too hard. To go to middle school, you have to move near the school like He Longhao.
Climbing the mountain to school every day? You can come back when you arrive. Going back is the end of the day.
...
Noon passed. There are more and more people. Although time is getting closer, He Ming can accept it. It's really that Huaxia people hold their wedding on time.
It's not that...people are not on time to get married, but some guests just pretend to be compelling, thinking that they are important and must be delayed until the end. This is the case across the country. So people have to wait to get married.
"Okay, okay... Gentlemen and ladies. And children, the wedding has officially started... First to our most distinguished guest, the leader of the country, the first secretary of the Republic of Siberia..."
A well-known host, a beautiful emcee, should be the top host of the court. However, the world’s state-controlled entertainers, celebrities, are very top-notch and first-class, not to mention the hidden rules, because the relevant leaders are young female leaders, and they are heavily supervised. It is determined by the market, rather than messy hidden rules and a navy army. To determine the preferences of the people and force them to entertain.
So the competition for top hosting is fierce. He Ming couldn't recognize anyone at all. And a large group of top hosts behind them.
Hearing a sweet, crisp, and very accurate introduction, he quickly arched his hands in all directions, expressing...boring humility.
Really...depressed, he has become the most important person at every wedding banquet and so on. The master of ceremonies didn't sign him up, and the host of the banquet had no face. The banquet feels so shameless...grass, how can we brag after the fact that the abs brother doesn't come?
His mother and his father are not here? Broke up. Wasting time, let's go!
Then the emcee began to report to other "important people." But the crowd soon made a roar, "Don't be nonsense, count as a fart. Let's hold it. We are almost starving to death!"
No way, those "important people" are his parents.
And most of the relatives know people... It's a farmer or a mountain man. What kind of chairman, shit, the long title of the major shareholder of Bank of America (the cold-blooded consortium went in after the cold-blooded consortium retreated) has a meaning to it?
Isn’t the greatest wealth still the stocks given to you by the abs, as well as the many demon materials and treasures?
Being booed, the third handsome guy has been changed to host-of course, compared to some super handsome guys on the scene, these countries are carefully selected, there is no back door, hidden rules, strength, that is, the appearance and ability of the national handsome guys to win It's too weak now.
However, the others are undoubtedly true elites, and they continue to host without coldly talking and laughing.
But the funny thing is... Xiao Hao snickered and continued to gamble; another ate roasted seeds and nuts (the best new melon seeds, as big as fingers.) smoked and despised.
Because these hosts looked at their eldest, brother-in-law, and abdominal muscles at every turn, both male and female. There is no doubt that if you want a lot of benefits, you can give a lot of it.
It was the turn of a group of hosts to finish the opening remarks, my family... I didn’t expect it to be a young and beautiful big beauty, but she was wearing a more conservative female red suit that only older women would wear, but it was obviously a masterpiece of famous masters, Europe and America Fan'er, many places use platinum decoration, plus colorful gems (not red and blue monochromatic gems) to make buttons.
She is the man's mother, and she represents the man's parents today.
After she gave a speech with excitement. The female parent of ordinary people came out to give a speech.
A refined, handsome middle-aged man. Self-introduction is an old bride.
No wonder... very handsome, otherwise how could such a beautiful daughter be born?
He is obviously very educated and does not need the wife's parents to take a genius brain pill for the speech.
He was obviously very excited too. After all, his daughter became the real eldest wife of the relatives of Brother Abdomina... Or there are other reasons.
Behind him is not like the woman's parent. What is weird is that only He Ming was temporarily pulled over and some elders stood on the platform. Important people, such as the old man on the man side, did not come. Are they the King of Superman and get sick? no!
The woman’s parents are followed by immediate family members of the
populous
family. The number is over one hundred. There are many young girls, including bridesmaids.
They are far more excited than their parents and fathers, and they are all "happy and happy". Many young girls who used all the resources to dress themselves up saw that Brother Abdomen was on the other side, the closest in history was no more than three meters away.
And he...despite dressing so..."great". But the domineering, the indescribable vast power, really appeared in the world. The greatest power on this blue planet is concentrated on the body of a super steel giant with his huge physique and super tall height.
(He Ming is now taller than Europeans and Americans, let alone southerners who have an average height of 1.7 meters)
I'm so touched... The furthest distance in the world is... We are clearly separated by three meters, but you don't know that I love you
He Ming, who listened to nonsense, knew the woman's relatives. Some bridesmaids, or the girl’s sisters thought in their hearts, immediately... vomit.
Far away Nima, I will slap you to Uranus, OK?
"...Finally. Once again, I am deeply grateful to the gentlemen, ladies, and children who participated in the little girl's wedding banquet. And...our greatest abdominal muscle brother, the one who revolutionized the era and changed the face of mankind."
The female parent finally ended the ten-minute nonsense... You know this is a special global live broadcast. Maybe only once in life.
Ahead, on both sides, there are famous TV stations from China and other countries.
The biggest focus, He Ming, hurriedly clapped his hands with an expression of "how difficult it is to rejuvenate the nation"-the Internet fell out again, and the abdominal muscles were so funny. At the wedding banquet, everyone wants to die, "Comrades, it’s hard to rejuvenate the country."
A top handsome host took the opportunity to come out in the applause, and said quickly and expressly: "Gentlemen and ladies, let's ask the abs to speak!"
The applause became more intense, and of course everyone couldn't ask for "God" to speak. All the relatives of the abdominal muscle brother left the three characters for the abdominal muscle brother is a turtle. Farmers, mountain people, unemployed people who can never change their fate.
Their loyalty to him is naturally number one in the world. This is also the foundation of the ancient dynasty to establish rule. In any case, people who shed the same blood have the most loyal foundation.
"Okay... First of all, I want to thank the handsome men and beauties of the court for giving me this opportunity, and then thank you for this opportunity at today's wedding. Finally, thank you all for agreeing to give me this opportunity. And most importantly, the people of the world. Listen to me for this opportunity..."
The compulsive humor was thunderous with applause. He Ming was unprepared and finished speaking in a mess. The scene waited for five minutes before cooling down... He Ming was about to return to his seat, but he saw the man's representative, he should be the eldest aunt. , Called himself over.
Enter the preparation room behind a huge wedding venue. There are a large number of top stars here who will star in later-and there are various wedding receptions elsewhere.
"I know about your dad. It's really unlucky that he didn't come. Because the child's father broke up with us, he contacted some brothers and sisters to boycott the wedding banquet. So you just saw not many parents... Hey! what."
Time was tight, this aunt went straight to the subject as soon as she entered the room, and said to He Ming in distress.
"Ah? I can't recognize it, who cares?" He Ming muttered in his heart, pretending to be caring: "Oh, no? So, what do you mean aunt?"
"I want you to wait for a while to help us socialize, and toast with the bride and bridegroom-because... you are the oldest in the clan, uncles and uncles... hey. Grandparents are not suitable at all, even though they look good. Almost, but I can’t speak. So...you worked hard, right? Just after today’s formal wedding banquet, just give the foot girl a face? Okay? Auntie please..."
"Well, don't say that." He Ming hurriedly replied. Now that everyone talks about it, what can he do?
And in my heart secretly happy ~ EbookFREE.me ~ at least those pretending to be enthusiastic uncles and uncles are very few, very good, very wonderful.
Hurrying to go out with the grinning aunt, the moment he went out was blown by the festive and lively wind in May. He Ming became curious, what happened to this family?
No, it should be told about the bride’s story, otherwise, would the old man not come when an only child of such an age gets married?
The immortal Super Life ordered everyone, especially the family, who would never turn their faces. Otherwise... it means, what a deserted family.
Moreover, the parents of the main house turned their faces publicly and made their brothers and sisters boycott the wedding, including his father.
Could it be...that said, dad...absolutely, absolutely absolutely. Not only was Xiaoyao happy, but...tsk tsk, did not hurt the feelings of brothers.
No wonder, I finally came out to top the tank.
No, it's cool.
ps: The first one. (To be continued...)