Chapter 1089: "This unscientific!"
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Technology Treasure King
- Undercurrent becomes a river
- 2346 characters
- 2021-03-03 08:01:43
Seeing the chicks in the class of flowers, Zhao Shixin stopped and watched. M. His Lianxiangxiyu emotions are much weaker-without him, his wife and sister are so beautiful, personality, and technical skills are so crooked. What about other students' class and school flowers? Can you play innocent?
"What are you looking at, pervert! Let me go! What to look at..." I didn't expect Ban Hua to be sensitive, crying and feeling some eyes peeking at someone's white and tender thighs, and immediately stared. Then... a group of people practiced toad gong, so... the physical stamina was protected by the same kind of lust.
Zhao Shixin, who had no chance of winning heads-up or group fights, quickly escaped.
Forget it, good men don't fight women, gentlemen don't fight dinosaurs. Besides, Lao Tzu was not a virgin who was terribly pure "back then". If you want to use your hormones and watery eyes to seduce me, I suggest that you change your C cup to D cup first. Let's pull 5 centimeters for the one-meter-six-five head.
And finally, don't forget to strengthen the exercise of the waistline, otherwise... I don't want to collect your body on the night of your broken place.
"Big brother, where are they?"
Zhao Shixin tried to find his family first. Because of the population problem, the Zhao family are relatively famous, right?
As a result, he found that it was in the past tense - now, five large characters of "Brother Abdomen Alma Mater", which are more precious than diamonds, are hung on the 500-ton white marble at the school gate.
The highest top.
So how many students in the world want to enter this school?
From the black-skinned beloved son of an African chief to a white-skinned prince of the British royal family-even though a certain prince has already graduated from university...
Anyway, the hottest school in the world. Come in and get the admission ticket to heaven.
Get rich? cut.
Finally, I couldn't find my family and had to leave slowly. Finally, a team was found in the middle and started to line up.
He has selectively forgotten the cell phone that he usually enjoys sitting on the toilet.
"Uuuuu...damn it. Just shopping coupons?"
A little boy who looked like a hanging silk, but really strong, passed by, then stopped beside Zhao Shixin and burst into tears.
Zhao Shixin looked over again with contempt. I didn't think about it but I just saw a good show: the "goddess" of the little boy, a white Russian schoolgirl who was already charming at a young age, came surrounded by a group of little Belarusian beauties.
The transfer students from Belarus are really not built, life dreams. It's a pity that if you want to get into someone's house, let's wash and sleep. After they get married, they are the best wives. Before they get married... they are the best friends.
Zhao Shixin believes that if he finds a elder wife who is not a proper wife, the father who attaches great importance to the purity of blood will hack him to death.
That's why he's...weak to the white Russian chick.
What's more, you can't make it-who the said that Belarusian beauties were born for Chinese people? Simply the biggest lie in history.
"Goddess" smiled very sexy, and said to the little boy in relatively standard Mandarin: "Did you get the shopping voucher? Then sell it to me!" After saying that, he bowed deeply.
You know she is wearing a lower-cut dress. It's hot after all. And the lower body is a miniskirt. So a pair of big white legs under the head of 1.75 meters must... Once Diaosi has it, he has nothing else.
The little boy stopped all tears and stared at the "goddess" in a daze. He probably didn't expect one of the famous school flowers to approach him so close and speak so softly.
He...Hundreds of times the hormones in the past immediately made the little brother...to look down upon the earth.
Yes, it is another master who scorns the earth.
But in this school. Everyone is used to it, no one laughs at anyone anymore, after all, they have seen it many, many times...except for the other male students who have not enjoyed toad kung fu.
"Brother, don't give it... Shopping vouchers are also good things. It's worse than others winning smart cars."
Because of the practice of toad gong, the old students and the new students, of course, are male students. It is easy to distinguish them. Just look at their muscles and energy, or look down at people's crotch... Don't try to provoke others, they can do it alone. Hundreds of new students. Even thousands, if he is not stupid enough to fight on the spot.
Otherwise, he is invincible in guerrilla warfare, and his physical recovery speed is dozens of times higher than that of new students.
The Belarusian school girl immediately glared at the interrupter, and the interrupter quickly expressed his demeanor—yes, this was to attract the goddess to pick up girls. Look, Godo is talented?
The "goddess" took the little boy's hand and started begging, "Sell it to me, classmate"
The little boy began to bend down deeply...
Zhao Shixin "cannot bear" look any longer. Look around, there is this scene. A lot of "this scene"-he finally understood why there were so many parents around the school.
He couldn't wait to yell, "Brothers, let's be cool for a while now, go back and get a nightmare by my old mother! Hold it up. Come on!"
The male student knew that he was fighting with an impeccable beauty wife a few hours ago, so the full man does not know how hungry he is. Definitely... Unite and give him a meal.
...
"Snapped!"
"Brother! Brother is here! Ulla, he is here!"
"I'm so...you bastard!" Zhao Shixin, who was lazily waiting in line, suddenly saw a guy with a strong body but a wide development, and then this guy slapped him mercilessly.
In the middle of the face.
Zhao Shixin almost didn't fall to the ground. Angrily glanced intently, it was his own brain-disabled brother. Immediately change the hands-on to yelling.
At the same time, a thought flashed in his mind: "Sure enough, my brain is empty and muscled. My fucking...tragic, stand on such a younger brother! I knew he would be killed when he didn't practice magic."
"Why did you come? Father's hope depends on you! None of us won the toad merit award."
The eldest brother heard the news and brought four younger sisters all the way.
After the exchange, Zhao Shixin learned that the third brother of the brain-disabled had the best one, a shopping voucher.
Everything else is... trash that can be bought with money. For example, the eldest brother won another smart car. High-end specifications. It's worth millions of renminbi-this is because the abs will definitely not produce bad products.
Parents used to laugh out loud when they heard it. Or frightened out of a heart attack—"I got a hair, I didn't expect to go to school to make a fortune! Career and study are in place in one step!"
But now... I despise your face and don't give you a good look for a week: "What's your luck? It's fine if Superman is not drawn, but there are no genius brain pills? Starting at several hundred million yuan! Maybe! It can improve Saner’s IQ."
"Wake up..." The youngest shook Zhao Shixin, breaking his fantasy.
Zhao Shixin came back to his senses, and just after seeing the movements of the youngest, he gave him a fierce look, "I'm you, you want to slap me again! Idiot, pig, don't you know that a slap can kill a buffalo now?"
Zhao Shichao laughed dryly. Withdraw my hand-no way, for an idiot, the habit is more difficult to change. In the past, I used to take the second brother's face.
He thought for a while and patted his head and said, "I just talked to my dad on the phone again. The uncle's child got the toad kung, so you can't get the toad kung, we-no, you're done. Old man. Dad will smoke you."
"You six didn't get a draw, how can you count on me. Big fool!" Zhao Shixin cursed. Look at the front, look at the back, dizzy, a bunch of stupid donkeys temporarily praying to God to worship Buddha. A sense of tension was immediately developed.
Are you playing slot machines or... doomsday exams?
"Second brother is the big idiot! Humph..." The sisters made faces one by one, and then looked at the new mobile phone over and over. There was a shopping voucher bound with a citizen certificate.
This shopping voucher can buy the most...cheap valuables in the world. Sold at 1% price, unparalleled... a feast of valuables.
This is the third time. In the first two times, I was very regretful. In order to repair the 1.3 million house, we added 200,000 yuan to the house environment. So they did not catch up with the two feasts.
No way, the people in line... hundreds of millions. Coming down from the mountain, the day lilies are all withered.
And for the third time, Abdomina complied with the request of the Internet and took out one million shopping vouchers for online lottery every day.
The winner can buy a valuable item. Then you need to wait a week to continue the draw.
The buyers of the first two times are out of the picture. Unless you buy a shopping voucher.
The value of shopping vouchers is in the market. Generally, it is a lottery ticket that is equal to five million won without paying tax in online transactions.
On the black market it is... twice.
The so-called "black market" is a market that foreign friends also patronize.
...
"No way……"
Another guy shook the lottery machine, and it turned out... it was another "good thing" that could be bought with money, a set of top sofas worth 500,000 yuan.
But he... stayed like a wooden chicken.
"Go on! Don't get in the way." Behind him. It was also a dinosaur in front of Zhao Shixin who pushed him away impatiently. He was taken aside by the staff to get the reward.
The dinosaur with a height of less than one meter six and a pure gold necklace weighing three kilograms around her neck became interesting: she began to kneel down, bowing in all manners, and her movements seemed strange. And he did not hesitate to stick his face on the grass.
Zhao Shixin also felt familiar, but just couldn't remember what it was. Until someone laughed and said: "Hahaha. This is not the action before Muay Thai. Hahaha!" The voice implies contempt that men know.
It's a beauty, everyone must be intent on doing this.
But you... don't you disgust us, okay? It’s almost time for lunch, and we still want to have a full meal.
The dinosaur snorted. I got up and shook the lottery machine, and the patterns turned quickly...the atmosphere became tense again, "Little Superman...Little Superman...Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, no way...Hahahaha! God I love Damn you! I love you to the end of the world, Brother Abs!" Twenty seconds later, the dinosaur jumped high.
That's right, the picture is frozen in the Superman quota.
On the pattern composed of five small characters...
Everyone was stunned.
The unpredictable mocker almost bit his tongue.
How could it be that God would love a dinosaur so much?
"Another little Superman! Too awesome! Too envious!"
The dinosaur fell into a state of madness and sang wildly in place... the peak of his expression, shaking his head, I believe that any neuropath or schizophrenic author would be ashamed.
Zhao Shixin was like a wooden chicken. He turned his head for a long time before looking at his eldest brother and his family. They all had the same expression.
And the eldest brother's eyes on him are exactly the same: what if he replaced the dinosaur lottery?
Dinosaurs mistake me, dinosaurs mistake me!
"Classmates, hurry up and start." The very calm staff took away Ms. Dinosaur and said to Zhao Shixin.
Because this team immediately added a few thousand people to the queue-many people were like that, and when they saw the Superman quota over there, they switched to that team.
At the same time, many people came to watch the second draw.
That is, once for Zhao Shixin, only once for the rest of his life?
Zhao Shixin's heart was beating wildly, and he felt that the world was empty, only his own heartbeat. He tried to do the same action as the dinosaur just now, but because he was too nervous, he fell a dog to eat shit. Many onlookers hurriedly laughed-they got a bad prize, so out of human nature, they didn't mind that the other party ended up with themselves.
Zhao Shixin quickly got up. Take a deep breath.
"Come on!" The elder brother yelled in his ear, the brain-disabled brother began to applaud, and the younger sisters were anxiously paying attention...
However, Zhao Shixin seemed to be deaf.
He bent down and gasped, sweating all over his body. Finally shook the joystick.
"Boom boom boom..." The sound of good music sounded. The pictures go from fast to slow... It’s not easy to shake a dream pattern out of a hundred patterns.
It means that one out of a hundred people wins a lottery—in fact, there may not be one out of a thousand people. The things in those books will never become reality. Otherwise, those mathematicians have not bought lottery tickets every day and the lottery agency has gone bankrupt?
"It was shaken just now, and it will definitely not happen this time..." a white student said "experienced".
"That's for sure... how could it be such a coincidence." The white student beside the white student nodded.
Judging from the temperaments of the two, they were all transferred from aristocratic schools like Eton College.
Zhao Shixin could understand their Mandarin, but he didn't care at all—foreigners get out of you, do you understand the profoundness of Chinese civilization?
The patterns in front of him began to stop one by one, and then...
"Little Superman's quota~EbookFREE.me~is this pattern again.
The pointer stopped on it.
"..."
"XXDD"
"This unscientific!"
"Cheating! The machine has a problem!"
Zhao Shixin was "deaf" again. He didn't hear anything clearly. It seems that the world... is blank.
There is only one feeling in the mind.
What a wonderful moment to be loved by fate.
Of course he would not know that a certain brother will always live in this "moment".
PS: Second more. (To be continued...)
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