Chapter 85: Back to the ground

"Get me a dress!"
　　 "No, it's good, the wind blows brother cool."
He Ming, wearing a pair of underwear, said with a smile, Lan Jie crawled out of the chrysalis, how can I say, completely changed a person, except for a face, the body became a strange body, hands and feet grew again, and Become young, with strong arms, everything else is the same as ordinary people.
　　 Lan Jie didn't know what He Ming had eaten for him. After six years of so abnormal, disgusting and desperate, he had long regarded this kind of thing indifferently. He Ming had already finished his preparations, and waited for him to prepare to go back together. So the two set off, Lan Jie quickly got cold, he looked at He Ming who was carrying a huge backpack, and begged for a pair of underwear.
　　 He Ming simply picked him up with his hands and ran forward, Lan Jie cried and said, "Give me a pair of pants, do you have clothes in your backpack?!"
　　 "The things in my clothes are much more precious than you. What are you afraid of? Everyone is a man. I am shy at such an age."
　　 "Give me your underwear."
He Ming continued on the road, with a wicked smile on his face. He pointed to his bulging panties, "I'm afraid that if I take off my panties, you will see that my little brother will be under psychological pressure from now on, so he won't act again. Let's talk about it. , My fragrant CK underwear, I'm afraid you will fall in love with me if you smell it."
　　 "Oh, I X you bitch! Go away. I was defeated by you!"
　　 Lan Jie vomited habitually and wanted to spray He Ming on his face, but only spit out some saliva, falling on He Ming's superman's body, which was strong like steel.
He Ming rushed to the passage in just a few minutes, but it was still underground. Liu Huo was surprised to see Lan Jie return to normal. He Ming explained the reason, and Liu Huo asked about that kind of magical treasure again. A new life treasure, and this treasure is very meaningful to the disabled.
He Ming rolled his eyes. He got thirteen pills, one for Lan Jie, and twelve pills. He insisted that there were only two. Liu Huo knew that He Ming turned his eyes for a ghostly idea, so he repeatedly asked. He Ming, He Ming was helpless, he became two pills, ten pills were taken away by Dami Liu.
　　 "I went back, 4:56 minutes." Liu Huo said with satisfaction, all rooms 789 were swept away, and so many treasures were found, which proved that He Ming is not only a treasure hunting machine, but also a very good superman warrior.
　　 The three of them came to an end. Lan Jie had already put on Liu Huo's pants and his coat. The three of them's appearance became weird.
　　He Ming gave Lan Jie his shoes to wear. He was wearing high-tech alien boots and watched Liu Huo open the door at the end. It was an upward ladder, Lan Jie ran forward immediately, not wanting to stop for a moment, Liu Huo also had this expression, and walked forward quickly.
　　 Only He Ming waved to the no longer gloomy passage, "Goodbye, friends, don't forget me. I have come to your lives so brilliantly. Just like the sun! Ah! The sun."
　　 Sun, your family! The ghosts killed by He Ming, the demons and ghosts would definitely curse when they saw it.
　　 He Ming set off at the latest and arrived at the exit first. With two people in between, He Ming covered Lan Jie's eyes before opening the exit, and the latter said angrily: "What the are you doing? Don't be kidding."
　　 He Ming pretended to be caring and said: "You have been living in the dark, suddenly seeing the sun, your eyes will not be able to stand it."
　　 Lan Jie said: "I am not a human for a long time!" Let's talk, the first one rushed in and immediately screamed: "No!"
　　 He Ming and Liu Huo looked at each other, what happened outside, immediately rushed out to take a look, tragedy. It's all human beings, big men who came here, there are old, middle-aged and young people.
　　 is a handsome and strong man. Who else can anyone besides Chairman Anhua?
　　 Lan Jie was about to collapse, He Ming quickly took his backpack to cover his lower body, what a joke, Liu Huo went up and talked about the situation in the ear of the chairman.
　　 A group of staff immediately took Lan Jie. The chairman walked over with a smile on his face and said: "He Ming, everyone is waiting for you. Welcome! Welcome to He Ming. He brought treasures and alien technology. This kind of credit is really great!"
In applause, the chairman took a pair of epaulettes from a large brocade box in the hands of a young man, and solemnly said: "Today, in accordance with the sacred power granted to me by the Constitution, I was promoted to the rank of Colonel He Ming and awarded the Red First Class Medal. !"
He Ming saluted, and the chairman smiled, and put the epaulettes on the backpack on He Ming's chest, and said: "This is what you deserve, rest well, grow up quickly, the general is waiting for you. "After speaking, all the big guys applauded, including the big guys who Li Yun went down just now.
　　 Then their eyes all looked at Liu Huo's handbag, especially the gray-haired big guy with longing eyes. A group of people said in angrily: "Li Yun these old ate good things on top, and they went to eat good things below! It's unfair! We want to eat too!"
　　 "Yes! We want to eat too!" shouted a group of under-breathed big men.
　　 He Ming saw that he had nothing to do. His whole body was stinky, as if he was going to take a bath. A secretary next to the chairman came over and smiled: "Colon He Ming, come with me, I will take you to rest."
　　He Ming hurriedly followed him. As for Lan Jie, he was taken away by the staff a long time ago, so he probably went to rest for treatment. These six years of nightmare life must be treated with psychotherapy. Fortunately, He Ming has found a treasure of life that can restore him to normal. Otherwise, everyone will be shocked and he will not be able to stand it. They are the chairman, colleagues, etc. These acquaintances.
　　 "Oh oh oh so cool."
　　He Ming is still in the psychiatric hospital. There is a high-level ward here. The chairman’s secretary received this ward. He rushed in, locked the door, started taking a shower, and shouted don’t forget to prepare a set of clothes for me.
　　 Washing with hot water, He Ming used a lot of shower fluid. There is no way in the underground. Now when he comes up, he must pursue his absolute demeanor and absolute handsomeness. Absolutely use Rejoice to be confident.
When taking a shower, He Ming also cleaned the backpack. He washed his high-level backpack first, only to find that many places were broken, so He Ming kicked it open. The alien backpack is not only big but also made of materials. Special, strong and intact.
　　 Washed, shaken, and wiped with the sheets.
　　 He Ming took the opportunity to clean up the harvest.
　　 First of all, it is the real relic of Buddha Tathagata, he doesn't know how much this thing can be sold for. And it’s so ingenious. If it’s less than one billion, he won’t make a deal, and it must be in U.S. dollars. However, only Buddhist countries can buy it, such as the elephant country, the southern Buddha country, and so on.
Then there are a total of 16 jade carvings, Shang dynasty bronzes, etc., as well as a total of 75 ghosts and fine cultural relics. He Ming admired them one by one. He was so excited that he took out the phone and called Yingqun. She heard this. Kind of amazing news, just
　　 will go back tonight, conduct expert appraisal, take pictures, and prepare for a boutique auction. This will not only have high profits, but also be very useful to her art company's reputation. It can be said that through this auction, it can be famous all over the world.
　　 "Do you want to pay taxes?" He Ming said.
　　 Yingqun on the phone said: "20% auction tax."
"Huh, what's a joke? I worked so hard to get this and I want to smash 20%? NONO, we have a private trade fair!" He Ming was immediately dissatisfied, and the British group only said one sentence: "Trust me, auction More money."
　　 He Ming nodded and promised that he would definitely rush back before ten o'clock tonight, so that the appraisal will take pictures today, and the publicity will be the day after tomorrow. So many top products will definitely cause a sensation. He Ming will be waiting to get the money the day after tomorrow.
　　 He Ming opened his wallet again, and inside was a golden shell of life treasures and precious treasures, but it was Liu Huo's.
　　 Three grams of Lingzhu tablets, one egg of life, one tiger pill, 2 ghosts and Gao Tianyuan eggs, and beauty lotion with different insides. The other is a very rare imperial green ring, a 73-carat pear-shaped diamond.
　　 There are already 12-carat loose diamonds and 7-carat blue diamonds in the interlayer. There is also a gold first-class red medal.
　　 He Ming looked at these things and smiled. Before the Chinese New Year, he never dreamed of getting so many good things.
　　 "Cool, cool, cool, you have to ask me why I am so happy, should I explain this? Oh!"
　　 He Ming reloaded the cash, tore the white sheets to wrap the cultural relics, and then went to open the door. As expected, a secretary of the chairman had prepared his colonel's uniform, including belts, shoes, underwear and panties.
He Ming gave him a thumbs up, closed the door, and when he came out, he was already a strong colonel, but he smiled and said, "I have grown 177 centimeters taller and become stronger again. Admiral, the clothes should be bigger!"
"Okay, Colonel." The deputy ministerial secretary said with a smile. He Ming's salute is about to be flashed. The secretary shouted: "Please wait, Minister Liu Huo asks you to come out to see him. He is there. main entrance."
　　 "Okay! Goodbye to the chief."
He Ming really saw Liu Huo at the gate. This was the only way out. He also took a bath and put on a new look. When he saw He Ming, he greeted him to walk into the car and got into the car. Liu Huo said: "He Ming Ah, you did a great job this time. We will send you back to Mount Tai now."
　　 He Ming patted the big backpack in front of him, and the Shang bronzes at his feet, and said: "Lend me a military plane for use. My darlings will stay in the plane and fly back to Songjiang directly later."
"You kid is very courageous, and the Shang Dynasty cultural relics are also dared to sell." Liu Huo smiled, then agreed, and continued: "This time I bought a lot of life treasures, the chairman is very happy. But for so many old cadres It is far from enough. There is news that Red Star, Northern Brother, Citigroup, Europa League, etc. have directly requested and secretly tested it. The sensation is too big. You must strictly guard the secrets and do not engage in the outflow of life treasures. .All your family members enter
　　 has done the protection on the real network, you don’t have to worry about them being dangerous. "
　　 Liu Huo said earnestly and earnestly: "I am most worried about you, I feel that something will happen."
　　 He Ming took out his wallet, took out the golden nutshell, and handed it over, "Your stuff, by the way, tell the driver to go to the beach first."
　　 "Why are you going to the beach?"
　　 "Pee. Dream since childhood, dream of a baby in the mountains."
　　 Liu Huo increased the amount with his hand, and then grabbed an egg treasure from Gao Tianyuan, and said that he would use it for his wife. He Ming shook his head and despised.
　　 I came to the beach. It was past 5:30, and the sky was already dark. He Ming could hear the sound of the sea in the distance. He could smell the sea breeze. It was really different from the mountains. It was very open, but the mountains were very hot.
　　 He walked quickly to the beach. He wore alien boots and was not afraid of the rising and falling seas. He had already taken out the egg of life. The egg of life almost felt that he was about to get a new life, and he couldn't help but cheer and shake.
　　 Change to other melancholy and kind people to release such a life, I must say, go back to the ocean, child, and then gently let it go.
　　 He Ming threw directly into the sea and said, "Remember Lao Tzu's name, it's He Ming. Lao Tzu drowned in the ocean. Don't forget to save me and repay me!"
　　 He Ming turned and left after speaking. He did not see the egg of life falling into the sea. A golden light instantly lit up, and the sea became quiet.
　　 got on the plane and returned to Taishan City. He Ming called his family and friends, including Zhou Qingyun and so on. Then first arrived at Chai Ting's residence.
　　 He Ming knocked on the door, and someone opened the door immediately. Chai Ting's whole body was completely renewed, wearing a high-end women's dress, highlighting her devil figure, and walking on the street would definitely be beautiful.
　　 Chai Tingqiao showed surprise on her face and said, "You are finally here! Goodness, what's going on, there is no signal to call you."
　　 said that he pulled He Ming into the luxurious room. He Ming saw the little kid playing a big game in front of the TV. He looked excited, and he was surrounded by toys and snacks.
　　 There are even a few more puppies and kittens, making a fuss in the house, eating round belly.
　　 The luxurious room of a big hotel instantly filled with the feeling of home.
　　 He Ming appreciates this style, and Chai Ting asked, "I like small animals. I bought them when I saw them while shopping. By the way, what are you going to do?"
He Ming shrugged and said: "Whatever, it's not my plan, it's your plan. If you want to live forever, there is no problem. I will transfer another million to your account. You can just be my secretary and handle some things. Okay."
　　 Chai Ting said in surprise: "Do I still think I am your lover?"
　　 Let's talk about shaking majestic breasts, and then said: "Why didn't you come in without being affected by my sexy?"
He Ming smiled bitterly: "Sister Chai Ting, you have to understand that I am a good man. I emphasize again that I have a wife. I don't like to find a lover or a lover. That's it. If you are in trouble, I will learn to help Songjiang. You, that's it. Don't position our relationship as a lover or something. Friends, good friends are like this." He Minglian said that three are like this.
　　 Chai Ting frowned her pretty brows and said, "I hate, people like you, but you are so ruthless and unjust... Okay, let's be your good man. I'll be your secretary."
　　 He Mingxi said: "Great, are you still sitting in the hotel or follow me to my wife's house?"
　　 "Of course I will go with you, of course the secretary must follow the boss."
　　 The little kid was very reluctant to leave the big TV. Chai Ting said something badly, and then sorted it out. He picked up the kid and followed He Ming to a big restaurant for dinner first. Zhou Qingyun's family and Nei Wei also followed.
　　He Ming explained that he was busy again, explained the new secretary, and started eating. Zhou's mother liked the little kid very much, and several puppies and kittens also became familiar with the three big wolf dogs that followed. Although the hotel attendant emphasized that pets should not be brought in, He Ming gagged his mouth with money.
　　 After a good meal, He Ming can't get rid of Zhou Qingyun. It seems that this is all for today. Let's go to Zhou's house to kill time first, and fly to Songjiang at 8pm.
　　 "Look at my husband's ghost photo." He Ming said triumphantly. Zhou Qingyun looked at the ghost photo in the mirror and hugged He Ming tightly.
　　 "Look at my baby, scare those people to death!" He Ming smuggled a cigarette and started posting photos on the Internet. An unprecedented storm was about to be born.
　　 It is 7:30 in the evening, 7.23 in the evening Beijing time. 2012, January 28, the sixth day of the Lunar New Year.
　　 At 3:23 am on January 28, Washington time, Franklin of Citi Washington was awakened from his sleep by his assistant. He walked out of the bedroom and came to a conference room. A round table was filled with elites in suits, with espresso coffee in front of them, smoking and refreshing.
A man said in English: "Good morning, Mr. President. We have already confirmed that he is the creator of "Toad Gong". He Ming, 21 years old, Han nationality from Malanshan City, Huaxiajiang Province. He is very popular on the Internet. He is also the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Malanshan City."
　　"We investigated him and found that he had been highly protected by the China Internal Security Department. There was no news. On the Internet, the China Internal Security Network Department began to produce a large number of fake news and false information. There is no detailed information about He Ming.
　　法 found. His family situation, we only know that he has a second sister, this is the selfie and leg photos she posted on the Internet. He has a lover, or fiancée, and she is also very hot. But she was also protected by the inner guard. "
Another man said: "He Ming's information, the official explanation is that a capitalist~EbookFREE.me~ grew up in Malanshan City, and now he moved back to the capital and loves sports, so it can explain that he is so strong. But this is a trap. , It’s fake news, it’s a phishing trap. This is the online account that our hackers found on a game server that hadn’t been erased.

A psychoanalyst stepped up and said: "Through all language analysis. He Ming is a simple-minded and impulsive person. He likes to tease others with rough online language. He loves to use X you uncle. Therefore, he has been repeatedly Silence. Moreover, he must be a realist, a person with the highest interests."
　　 Franklin shrugged and said with a smile: "Which gentleman can tell me how to get him to our side? What's more about Anwar's rejuvenation?"
"We have sent personnel to contact He Ming. Regarding the investigation of Chairman Huaxia, we have not found anything. After all, there is too little time. The satellite conducted a 24-hour investigation and found that a few hours ago, the signal of China’s Qilu Beer City was disturbed. The senior officials of Huaxia didn't know why they rushed here in secret."
　　 "Investigate immediately and activate all spies in China. I want to find out why Anhua is rejuvenated."
　　 At this moment, a man suddenly said: "There is important new information."
　　 "Connect now."
"This is a photo that someone posted on the Internet two hours ago. Although it was deleted immediately, we were very lucky that our hacker saw this photo. Some people said that he accidentally saw the young version of China Vice Chairman Li Yun. After analysis, despite the mobile phone shooting, this person is China’s vice chairman Li Yun."
　　President Franklin was stunned and said, "God, today is April Fools' Day? Their old people are all young again, and our young people have not yet grown up. How can this war be played?"