Chapter 1109: Brain-cuffed robber, crazy for a moment.

By the way, a few minutes ago, the ten outstanding robbers in Asia split into two groups to carry huge new plastic carriages and push them into the Thames. m
Due to the high buoyancy of the carriage itself, a few robbers still slammed their terrible arms and pressed the carriage into the water under the eyes of people all over the world, dragging it all the way down.
Underwater...
Although the Thames is one of the cleanest urban waterways in Europe, the clarity of ordinary people’s eyesight is not ideal.
But for Little Superman's vision, there is no problem of being unclear or very blurred.
The little devil quickly found the new type of transport ship, and as soon as he approached, the tail of the transport ship slowly opened the channel. The strange thing was that the river did not take the opportunity to pour in, but slowly gushed out, as if it was pushed by an air mass. , Which means that the water pressure is far less than the pressure of this invisible air mass.
Of course this is a kind of high technology.
So the robbers easily completed the last transport, and they all got on the ship...There are fools among the people around the world who think they will come out.
The caring and smart people have long understood that they escaped through the Thames.
Think further: It’s amazing. The only heart of the British Empire is the Thames. It is really a lore, and it is true that the Thames is also the Thames.
After all, if you fly in the air, people will not agree with a large group of fighters. The robbers have not yet launched a full-scale war. Diaosi's love of face-slaps also requires some bottom line. After playing it, the European world will not agree? Britain might throw you a nuclear weapon.
Not to mention on land. An island in England. Where are you going to hide?
And some elites have analyzed that perhaps the entire wealth of a British Museum is in the mysterious transport in the Thames.
Therefore, the British Prime Minister did not hesitate to attack at all costs, even if he left the cultural relics in the Thames, and therefore destroyed countless numbers.
It was an unprecedented shame for the British Empire to ransack a British Museum openly.
But the empire is just a monkey empire, and it is an empire that has collapsed.
The monkeys are equal in the face of the high technology of the first productive forces.
This is the reality. Regardless of the empire or the primitive tribe, whoever is stronger can play with the other party in applause.
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"Hurray!" The heavy new warehouse door just closed. The ten little devils cheered more intensely.
"Everyone, you did a great job!" Dagu was so excited that he sang wildly on the spot, a typical poor devils dance.
But everyone didn't care, instead... saw the respectful eyes of a few Superman. Otani is even more happy.
He gained "Fame"!
The thing that little devil values ​​most is the feeling of being "identified" and "supported".
This can be understood as a person who is alone and helpless, cruelly struggling, and suddenly accepted by this cruel world one day.
It's also a poor devil culture.
Captain Otani has gained "fame" by fighting just now. In addition, there is also Gao Chuan and the silent male Kumamoto. Just now, the battle proved himself that under ordinary intelligence, women are not as brave and crazy as the male superman.
Replaced with ten male robbers. It was definitely not that miserable just now.
As soon as they entered the transport ship, the ship moved automatically, faster and faster, and it didn't take long for them to use high-tech force fields to move the mine nets and depth bombs together and gather them together. Then, under the remote decision, they slammed into them. Towards Tower Bridge.
Then...there was no more, the Tower Bridge fell into the river, and for a while it became a memory full of tears and heartbreak for the British.
This is just the beginning. For the other two mine nets, the transport ships passed through separately, then gathered together and slammed into important buildings on the Thames.
Boom! Suddenly, the water wave raised hundreds of meters high. Scrolled to talk about thousands of cubic meters of water.
It can be seen that... the mines made by the former empire are really not small.
The British people were "slapped, slapped, slapped..." three times in a row. In addition to the high-quality Queen of England, they could keep smiling. The Prime Minister has closed his eyes in pain.
He is done.
The "democratic" world is not easy to mix up.
The capital master will soon abandon him.
And the British people-it doesn't matter, don't be too sad, there are many sympathizers around the world. Except for the idiots of the China Alliance who were scared to commit crimes by the scary terror, other worlds, especially non-"democratic" countries, are selling candles and flowers all the way. A group of idiots stand in tears on the subway or highway and light the candles. Put flowers on, of course the slogan is: "Tonight, we are British."
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"Cheers!"
Of course, there is no shortage of Superman’s supplies in the huge cabin. They cleaned up their wounds and put on clean new clothes. The ten little Supermen were divided into five men and five women, sitting together. There was a mountain of food in front of them, mainly made of artificial fresh meat. Dried meats, new-style snacks, and boxes of premium drinks.
Of course I can drink now, and I have been busy for more than twelve hours, and of course I am very hungry.
The little devils were very happy and excited to eat and drink, and discuss with each other about the wonderful life in the future. The general opinion is to go shopping and sell at least one boutique. But first plan to go home to see the family.
They are all "selected carefully", so they value their family members very much, and the movement before "leave" is too amazing. You must know that the naked female robber is either a single mother or a husband... the tragic guy who is paralyzed in bed.
"Ah, it's Brother Tyrant!" Suddenly Otani's phone rang. He picked it up and blurted out. The little devil immediately closed his mouth in a very self-disciplined manner, stopped all movements, and listened to the master's next command.
"Hey, hey! Understand!"
After talking on the phone in just one minute, Otani gently put down the phone, then excitedly looked at the nine little Supermen, clenched a fist and said, "Everyone, it’s great, we have succeeded completely, Brother Ba is very satisfied with our work. It needs to follow the second plan. In about two hours. We can go home."
"Oh oh! Long live! That's great."
The nine robbers once again cheered passionately. One after another, the high-end drinks were killed to celebrate.
"The second plan is very simple... We are about to leave the Thames, then turn to the North Sea, and finally enter the Arctic Ocean. The destination is the secret base on Xindi Island, where we will transfer to the Superman aircraft with supersonic speed and return to Japan. . In Japan, harvest everything."
"Oh! Is there a Superman aircraft with super phonemes? The China Great Power Alliance is really amazing."
"Yes. Please be quiet first, and then we will start the second plan right away. Get those planned auction items up quickly. You should put them in the boxes prepared in advance. The transport ship is too fast, one We will be able to get to the vicinity of Xindi Island in just a few hours. So we must hurry up."
"Hey!"
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The fighting skills of the top ten robbers in Asia controlled by the "big guys" need to be upgraded. The finishing skills are top-notch and have natural skills bonuses.
then. Ten minutes later, a "shattering shock" message appeared on the "black network" of Brother Abdomina.
The people of the world have not yet recollected from the changes in London. Many people are still appreciating the afterthought of the British army exploring the Thames all over the world. Every diver must... write a suicide note before going down. They all laughed. At this moment, "Hurry up and watch the black market network! Slap again, slap, slap, silly British fat guy can really pretend to be forced, they have already left the Thames."
First, let me talk about what the "black network" is. As the name suggests, it is a network that cannot be seen. It is a new type of Internet provided by the Abdomen Network, a truly "free and democratic" Internet.
Buyers can set up a website and pay a considerable fee later. In a period of time, he can set up a black station as much as he wants, that is, he can establish a black market and engage in secret transactions.
The characteristic of HeiLuo is that it is in the dark. Even Abdomina Networks cannot track it because it is a new technology.
Of course, no one spends an hour’s astronomical amount of millions of RMB to rent a website dedicated to spraying the abdominal muscles, which is a stupid thing that will immediately invite devastating hacker attacks.
A "Light of Civilization" website was established in one minute, and hundreds of millions of dollars were spent on advertising. For example, a certain chat software began to pop up small advertisements... So in an instant, it changed from being silent to global attention.
Because the content is terrible. Of course it's not the sale of beauties, nor the sale of nuclear weapons, but... the British Museum that was just robbed now sells... everything.
Ten of them have cleaned up their manners, but still the face of the top ten robbers in Asia standing in a big and very bright "room".
Behind them are huge "boxes" stacked on top of each other.
Of course anyone who has watched TV not long ago knows. What is in the box.
If you still don’t understand, then you can admire the ten robbers in front of them. A great stone lion from an ancient Turkish tomb, anyone who has been to the British Museum knows where it was originally placed.
Shishi’s eyes are very beautiful, like hollow melancholy creatures. It really won the favor of many neurological patients.
Of course this is not very famous, so please look around Shishi.
The treasure of the town hall of the British Museum, Yani's Book of the Dead, is placed in a beautiful glass case with a container. A masterpiece from three thousand years ago, worthy of the idiom "incomparable". It's still made of papyrus. I don't know how to come to the 21st century after three thousand years.
And in the legend, it records the spell that can get immortality.
Of course, now you can see the truth through a certain demon game: if the author has no immortality, then the spell must be the flicker and myth of the ancients.
The picture of female history Zhen, at least one thousand six hundred years of time value. Definitely worthy of the idiom "finishing the finishing touch", because the author is the creator of this idiom.
The artistic value of the painting belongs to the top fine art in ancient times. What about Leonardo’s self-portrait, you can go with soy sauce.
The highlight, the Rosetta Stone. This thing does not need to be explained in detail, it is "great" enough.
The Portland vase, the most exquisite gem vase in ancient Rome, can prove that ancient Rome also had great art.
Of course, if you want a more accurate description, then it is great..."Vase Art".
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In addition, there are rows of national treasure-level cultural relics, so top cultural relics are gathered together. What a feast of art.
The video first appreciated the five-minute cultural relics. Then the man who appeared to be the leader of the robber stepped forward and said in Japanese:
"Gentlemen and ladies from all over the world, welcome everyone to the "Light of Cultural Relics". My name will not be introduced. But I can tell you that I come from the great Japan. In front of my eyes, behind and beside me, sir All that ladies and gentlemen have seen are the cultural relics just obtained from the British Museum, about 10 million pieces."
"Because of the illegality of the museum, as well as the dirty deceit and various illegal behaviors that can be seen based on the devil game of the Great Earth Age. Therefore, our "light of cultural relics" will uphold justice for the world."
"Yes, we won't own these cultural relics privately. They should be in the richest and most caring cultural relic lovers. Or get the best treatment in the museum instead of staying in the previous stupid museum that doesn't cherish cultural relics. Their restoration center has only four employees; the floor is littered with cultural relics; many, many cultural relics in many rooms are covered with dust. The most terrible thing is that every museum employee must carry a bottle of glue with him ."
"Why? Because I accidentally touched the cultural relics, I picked them up and glued them together. It's terrible, it's a blasphemy against civilization!"
Seeing this, the Englishman began to yell, "Fucking kid!" Then he went to the street to find the kid again, or went to the hospital to find the kid and have another meal.
The people of the world, especially the countries whose cultural relics have been taken away, are applauded. Because it seems that this little devil wants to learn from Huaxia people to serve the people? It would be great if we returned the cultural relics! We will never learn from the "stupid" last museum, at least... to collect tickets.
However, there is an old saying that there will be no pie in the sky.
"Because of this process, my companions and I have paid a lot of money, so these cultural relics are all free auctions. Our website will soon be updated according to the British Museum cultural relics data in the Great Earth Age game. Then every time You can bid for a cultural relic freely. The time is all three days. Or you can complete the transaction immediately if you are satisfied with your bid. All the above transactions are sent by Abdomina’s Helios Logistics Company, so there will never be any problems. Thank you !"
The robber leader took the lead, and the other nine robbers bowed deeply in Japanese style. The video ends.
The world is shaking up.
"Little Japan...the bunker! Lore, the Olympic lore!"
"I find that I like Little Japan a little bit. His grandma is so smart and capable. I don't know how much money can be made for this batch of cultural relics?"
"Devil? Being a robber is a bonus to talent skills."
China Internet is boiling. World-famous museums and major cultural relics collectors were all shocked regardless of time difference.
Gugong Museum.
"The Female History Zhentu and Luoshen Futu must be brought back! Especially the Luoshen Futu. We only collect copies of Song Dynasty. Dean, immediately apply to the state for auction funds,"
The Louvre Museum.
"Oh, God, the catastrophe of civilization. But I want: Rosetta Stone. That was once the trophy of Emperor Napoleon!"
Metropolitan meseum.
"The largest museum in the world collapsed. Well, I can accept it. Oh, my God! The Book of the Dead is so beautiful. It can't fall into the hands of fools."
The Abdominal Family Museum.
The world's number one money behemoth has awakened. They are crazy enough to plunder the world. From the Afghan Buddha to the jungle carvings in Southeast Asia, there are countless cultural relic dealers who are crazy about everything precious.
"All have to be decided! Let's bid!"
The elites of the family committee wield the largest authorized amount of money to attack this treasure.
Although at the beginning, they all despised these robbers. And now, they are in love with these guys!
Good job, little Japan!
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Realistic developments are often more...funny than novels.
Ten minutes later, "Light of Civilization".
Yani's Book of the Dead, sold for RMB 50 billion.
Rosetta Stone, sold for 42 billion yuan.
Female History Zhentu, sold for RMB 30 billion.
Luoshen Futu, sold for RMB 30 billion.
Turkish stone lions, sold for 8.88 billion yuan.
"..."
"Grass mud horse, I haven't bid yet? Grass mud horse, black box operation?!"
"Grass mud horse, I haven't bid yet? Are you kidding? The fastest three minutes to shoot? Grass, a price of 50 billion, who the are you playing?"
"Protest! Strongly protest, this is too crazy, right? Playing black box operation? Shady! Shady!"
The robber was silent, only a large number of cultural relics kept uploading.
Monkeys all over the world were stunned. This is the first time this astronomical auction of cultural relics has been seen. Are you kidding me? Don’t you treat money as money?
A price of tens of billions of yuan, which means that the buyer is likely to come from the China Alliance-because the "light of cultural relics" agreed to collect major currencies, but in advance, there must be enough money in the account to complete the auction at the same time. The money must be credited to the secret account of Abdomina Bank, and then witnessed by the logistics company. After the transaction is completed, the money in the secret account can be obtained. The principle of online shopping is basically the same as Taobao.
But the major museums cried together, and it’s ridiculous to be dealt with in an instant, right? Don't be like this. Now that everyone has money, you can still pursue greater profits. What about serving the people is serving the RMB!
Only then did I understand what the robber leader said: "Once we are satisfied with the price, we directly agree to the transaction."
This is too shit.
It's unreasonable... Japanese idiot.
In fact, the simplest reason is that these cultural relics are not for sale, so no matter how many of these astronomical figures are just a bank account operation from the left hand to the right hand.
After another ten minutes, the Forbidden City Museum and other Huaxia Museums instantly evaporated tears and began to laugh big teeth off. The lucky buyers who turned out to be successful at a price tag turned out to be some "good kids" of the Abdomina family.
They served the people and began donating batches of cultural relics.
From top national treasures to bronzes, they are given in the number of people who wake up in dreams-in fact, it is just to show the meaning of the country.
There are some things, everyone knows what kind of game is from beginning to end.
"Hahaha..." The major museums in China laughed wildly, and then competed for various top cultural relics-because the cultural relics were distributed across the country, even including the museums of the participating countries.
For example, the museum of the Russian nationality really wants some Egyptian cultural relics.
The museum of Huaxia Kingdom sprayed its face: "I don't have an Egyptian museum yet! Go away!"
Crazy moment.
World funds are beginning to pour into the "light of cultural relics": the dog day, when you encounter brain-disabled robbers, you must be quicker, and you cannot reason with the robbers, especially the brain-disabled.
"Grass mud horse! This is a crime! This is a crime!" The British watched their country’s cultural relics experts cry helplessly on TV, and yelled at the Internet... However, in the old days, there was still order, after all. The country has to give the British Empire, oh, the former British Empire a little bit of face, after all, it is less of an earth hegemon who ruled for two centuries.
It will not hurt the hearts of the former empires for the "useless" cultural relics.
And now... go to sleep, John Bull, your former godson, and now your father are crazy.
Starting at 0 price, brain-dead trading, I don’t know if you want it, I want it anyway!
Besides, you invented the law of the jungle.
Shameless, you are the ancestors.
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