Chapter 92: Youth water storm

Hey, Brother Abdominals’s post detonated the Internet again. To be honest, the first work of Director He Ming was not really cool because it took less than five minutes to complete the photo at a time, but it was very natural, real, and surprising. People laughed wildly.
Not to mention that the only female protagonist is an old and declining middle-aged woman who has lost her footing. Just say that the old-fashioned director He Ming, the performance is exaggerated and funny, not to mention that he is so famous and is not afraid of ruining the image. Laugh wildly.
　　Especially Dashe Brand Youth Water, I knew it was temporarily written with ink pen, and the bottle was the bottle with Master Kong tearing off the packaging.
　　 Someone laughed wildly and commented: "Brother Abdomen, you have infringed, and the bottle of Master Kong Black Tea is trademark registered!"
　　 But skip these crazy laughter, wonderful, performance-emperor, etc. comments, and start to speak a lot, isn't it true? It was a miracle, too real.
　　 "What is Dashe Brand Youth Water? You can't find anything at a thousand degrees? The links that pop up are all videos of Brother Abdominals."
　　 "Unbelievable, I want to buy too, how much is a bottle?"
Among the many inquiries and purchase information, of course, the wonderful comment of Erbi Youth is indispensable: "Oh, oh, use the nunchaku... oh oh, use the nunchaku... listen to the words of the abs, don’t let him Injured, I used Da Snake brand youth water, and the young bird flew back...oh oh oh hurry up and use the nunchaku..."
　　 He Ming started to laugh again, it was really wonderful, these comments are really amazing.
　　 He held back his smile. Fortunately, there were not many people going online in the morning, otherwise seeing the famous Abdomen would definitely cause a sensation. He Ming immediately posted photos before and after use.
　　 The photos taken by the alien camera are very high-definition. Yesterday, many people asked about the brand of Abdomen’s camera, and the quality is so amazing.
　　 The photos are far more real than the videos, and they are basically impossible to forge. There are so many photos, each of which is very high-definition. After using it, it’s almost 20 years back in time. The face is white and tender, and the neck is wrinkled. Then continue to use, the neck is smooth and tender. The most shocking thing is that Chen Meizhu's ugly fat belly became smooth and flat, and his skin was white and tender after using the uneven water on the inside and outside, which immediately detonated the shock of the whole bar.
　　 A lot of comments said: "Brother Abs? You are not a human being!"
　　 "Brother Devil, the equipment dropped by fighting monsters?" This person guessed the answer.
　　 "Worship brother Abdomen, ask for a little fairy water." Youth water quickly turned into fairy water, He Ming slapped his head, I should say Dashe brand fairy water, or Abdominal brother brand fairy water is fine? No, isn't that my pee?
　　 "Brother Abs, I accompany you to sleep, will you give me some fairy water? I have no money." A little girl sent a photo to sleep for fairy water. It is estimated that she often uses sleep to change equipment and so on. He Ming looked at the photo expectantly, vomiting, he personally replies, originally wanting to reply: "Go back to your mother's stomach to recreate it, dear. Dashe brand youth water can't save you."
　　 But thinking about it this way, my good reputation is ruined, so I pretend to say: "Little sister, cherish your body, don't sell your body and noble soul in exchange for nothing worth mentioning."
　　 The little girl is ugly and not stupid, so she immediately replied: "Brother Abdomen, you are really hypocritical. Don't want to be on me, just pretend to be something." There was also a look of contempt.
　　 He Ming has nothing to say. I went to selective amnesia, and I went to read other comments. Some people started to say, Can’t find Dashe Brand Youth Water on your Taobao website?
　　He Ming thought he hadn't gotten Taobao. He quickly registered an account, hey, the abs was registered, He Ming immediately thought about it, abs, hey. Has also been registered.
　　 He Ming is speechless. I had no choice but to think of a my X registered abs! Finally, it’s okay. Hurry up to register an account, and then promote it through your own Hey, Abdominal. Only this account is the real account of my X registered Abdominal. The others are scammers, I don’t want to believe it!
　　 A large number of comments on the Internet began to burst into laughter again, He Ming began to build a one-million-dollar merchandise to rejuvenate his whole body and set the auction time for one hour. The Taobao website in this world is called you and my Taobao. Auctions can be set, and it is more than ten times more popular because of the economic development.
　　 He Ming’s Da Snake brand youth water product appeared on the homepage instantly, and it became very popular in an instant, and a large number of comments were posted. How can the love of the turtle that has been unknown for years?
　　 "Sofa sofa!"
　　 "Long live the abs! Ghost stickers are awesome!"
　　 "I am the sleepwalking master of Shaolin Temple, and I strongly request Brother Abdomen to donate the real Buddha to Shaolin Temple!"
　　 "X You Shaolin Temple Erbi, that is the equipment dropped by the Abdominal Brother Daguai. You have a kind of singled out with him!"
　　 "Worship Brother Devil, Brother Devil is cheaper!"
……He Ming looked at the comments and thought that no one bought it. He did not expect to swipe up to 4 million in an instant, and then swipe upwards. This is all paid in cash, which means that you can pay how much money you have in your account. , If you don’t buy it, you can only refund half of the money.
　　 Ten minutes later, this number has reached 12 million. He Ming was quite surprised. He really underestimated a woman's pursuit of looks, and the comments became more and more crazy. It was incredible. It has broken your and my Taobao auction record.
Regardless of the high-levels of Youdou, Taobao, and Qiandu, who almost laughed off Big Tooth, He Ming is really a super powerful news breaking machine. In this era when clicks are money, the charm of Abdomen is indescribable, causing a storm. Can erase ghosts and islands.
At this moment, the phone rang, and He Ming connected and saw that it was the British group. She thought it was about the auction. As a result, she yelled on the phone: "He Ming, you with no conscience! It's not a good idea. Give me a good thing? You take it to make a video of an old woman and won't give it to me? Oh!"
He Ming immediately said: "I'm wrong! Please listen to me, this thing is not the kind of treasure to restore your grandfather's youth, it is inconsistent on the outside, that is to say, your appearance has become beautiful, but there is nothing inside, it sucks. Yes. It can only be sold for money!"
　　 "I don't care, you can bring it over and I will use it!"
　　 Yingqun hung up the phone after speaking. He Ming shrugged and had to leave the Internet cafe and rushed to the group art company. He was in love with money, he couldn't let Yingqun disappointed.
　　In the car, Liu Huo’s phone rang. He Ming still thought it was a matter of water. Unexpectedly, when he connected, Liu Huo anxiously said, "Leave where you are now!"
　　 "I have left. But why?"
　　 "You idiot, you streaked to the Internet without processing by the Network Department. A large number of countries are investigating you, and you have been exposed."
　　 He Ming was taken aback and said, "Wait, isn't this in our country? What am I afraid of? Also, have you seen my physical fitness test data? I am not afraid of bullets anymore, what am I afraid of?!"
　　 Liu Huo also said in shock: "Are you not afraid of bullets?"
He Ming nodded, and then realized that it was a call. He shook his head and said, "Yes. I am not afraid of bullets. I am very sensitive to danger. When someone shoots a bullet, I have already avoided it, even if it is shot. Not afraid."
　　 This is true. The elderly driver also shook his head, despising him in his heart, young man, it's blatantly bad.
Liu Huo breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Very good, this is very good. By the way, the commercial you made is good. The chairmen are all laughing to death. Also, your kid really wants to crush you and give me that. Have you kept so much?! How much have you embezzled? Wouldn't it be unreasonable for you not to be an official? Do you want to be the mayor of Songjiang? Songjiang will sink! The land has been scraped away by you!"
He Ming picked his nose to show contempt, and remembered that it was a call, so he tried to express his contempt, and said: "Okay, okay, don't be so exaggerated. I have explained this treasure. , Don’t have the function of those lives. There is no water on the outside! Well, I’m going to die. Goodbye!
　　 "Wait a minute, you are ready, we are going to the next kind of place soon."
　　 He Ming was shocked when he heard this, and said: "So fast? Why?"
Liu Huo smiled bitterly on the other end of the phone, and said, "The boss has brought people here, many people, and the conditions are better. Our goods are not enough. Let us go and get the goods. The fastest afternoon, the latest tomorrow morning. , We must act! The night is too dangerous to act."
　　 "Okay, I've been looking forward to it for a long time. There are also the goods of the three Hu Baisen brothers, look at my face and take care of them!" He Ming collected 200 million and did his best.
Liu Huo was silent for a moment, and sighed: "It's difficult. The three Hu Bosen brothers are all children of a big family. Needless to say, Hu Bosen. Yingyang also has a lot of background, and he is also a thin male. Xue Hu is not married and has no offspring. He won't agree! Okay, I have something, Goodbye. I will meet again soon."
　　 He Ming thinks about it, too, the failure may be too great. If he replaces him, his family will fall out, and Zhou Qingyun and his wife will definitely kill the chief surgeon.
　　He Ming got out of the car in front of Qunyang Art, and saw Yingqun walking over in strides, and a few very feminine beautiful women followed, but they were all wives.
　　 Yingqun walked to He Ming and stretched out his hand: "Forgive you for not coming! Youth water, take it out quickly."
　　 He Ming smiled and took it out. Seeing the twisted characters on the bottle of Master Kong, the British group laughed. Several beautiful wives who followed also covered their mouths and laughed. He Ming is really funny. I actually came up with such an advertising idea, and the preparation is so ridiculous. Such a good thing is advertised directly with a drink bottle and two lines of bad words.
"Hello, Colonel He Ming. I'm Yingyang's wife, Yang Feier. I know you take care of my husband. Thank you so much." A most beautiful and wife who wore a haute couture dress. Soft voice and authentic. The other three wives with fashionable dresses and top-notch appearances and full of high-end perfume smell also introduced themselves with a smile.
If surrounded by five beauties including the British group, other men would have lost their stance, but He Ming said with an upright face: "It's a great honor to meet all the noble wives. On my own behalf, I would like to extend my kind greetings to you. "
The wives laughed again. The British group opened the lid, poured out a little and wiped it in his hand, and immediately exclaimed: "Oh my God, the effect is amazing. It directly restored the best state, better than the best. The state is even better! My God!"
　　 He Ming seized the opportunity and already took out a digital high-definition video camera for shooting. The British group yelled: "Don't shoot, I don't want to be famous!"
　　 He Ming said: "You need to provide you with youth water for free, and you need to shoot and expand your reputation! This way I can make money!" After discussion, the women agreed, but you can get such precious things after shooting.
Of course it can’t be used outside. A group of people entered a room and heard that it was effective for the whole body. They were all very happy. They started painting with their faces and washed off their makeup. He Ming was a little shocked. Apart from the British group, all four wives A bit old. Yang Feier is in better condition, but she is not as good as the British group who is still a yellow girl. She looked at herself in the mirror and spit out her tongue playfully and said: "I am old, because I got married and gave birth to a son and a daughter. ."
　　 He Ming is ready to shoot, he said hastily, and said: "It's started!"
　　 Four wives and one girl, the group of heroes immediately pointed at the Master Kong bottle held in their hands like the stars embraced the moon, and said in unison: "Da Snake brand youth water, lightly wipe it, forever youth."
He Ming held the camera high, took pictures of himself, and exaggeratedly said: "Meeting again, how are you? I'm the abdominal muscle brother, I want to introduce the Da Snake brand youth water, the youth bird fly back. Look, the miracle again It’s about to happen! This time it’s five beauties. What happens when you see them using youth water?!"
After finishing speaking, she aimed at the first wife, she was generous, and her movements gracefully began to wipe the surface and the inside of her face against the camera. After a light stroke, the miracle happened. It turned out that she still had an old face. Become pure and sexy, skin smooth and elastic. She realized her change in a blink of an eye, took a breath, looked at the mirror repeatedly and couldn't believe it.
He Ming asked Yingqun to hold the camera and said in front of the camera: "Look, another miracle happened. The Da Snake brand youth water is decreasing bit by bit, and the chance of your beauty is decreasing bit by bit. What are you waiting for? On my Taobao.com, click on the product of My X Registered Abdominal Muscle on the homepage, and the auction is underway. Once you have it, there is nothing to ask for! What are you waiting for?!"
The wife laughed into a ball, and the filming continued. In a blink of an eye, the five people regained their youthful appearance and became more beautiful. The original flaws were completely gone, and the skin was white as jade, smooth and delicate. He Ming took another picture. , And use the camera to shoot skin at close range.
　　 Yingqun shrugged and said: "We are going to wipe the whole body, you can go out."
　　 He Ming said pitifully, "Everyone wipe a little less, wipe a little less!"
　　 "Go out!" The four wives and the British group laughed together again.
　　 When He Ming went out, he heard that shopping malls are like battlefields and went online again, but this time through the processing of the network department, the fake addresses such as broilers and other fake addresses were used to upload videos. It only took a few seconds to be posted to the homepage again. This time the comments were even more popular. The men all screamed: "It's so beautiful! All are big beauties! Abdominals, despise you! Use youth water to pick up girls!"
　　 He Ming replied helplessly: "My friend's wife. There is also a sister."
　　The wolves continued to howl: "Wife is better~EbookFREE.me~Wife rides healthier. Sister is better, "fuck" sister."
He Ming was speechless and ignored these people, and then saw that women were even more crazy. A large number of women's websites were shown in this video. All kinds of elegant and stable wives were gaffey and said: "I know a woman, she is famous in Songjiang. Young grandmother Yang Fei. The incredible youth water, although the commercial is particularly funny. Where will it be auctioned?"
　　 Undoubtedly, He Ming went back to his Taobao website and looked at it, my god, the amount of youth water used to wipe the whole body has been auctioned for 34 million. A lot of comments were made: "Are you crazy? Dear."
　　 "Too rich, I despise my abs for so many good things."
　　 "Brother Devil, go to kill monsters and make equipment count me!"
　　 "Brother Abs kneels to beg you to find the address of the equipment."
　　 "You went upstairs and became a ghost."
The second force youth made another wonderful remark: "Your tears are weak and wounded... The pale face is because there is no youth water... Oh oh oh hurry up and use the nunchaku! Oh oh oh hurry up and use the double section Stick... the youthful water of Brother Abdominis flows to the Yellow River and never returns!"
　　He Ming laughed again.
And he didn't know that at this time, a group of people rushed in at the Internet cafe he was at, looked inside and out, and finally took out a photo and said to the boss who was eating instant noodles from Master Kong: "I have seen this person. ?"
　　 The boss glanced at him, "Brother Ab, God knows him."
　　 "Did you see him online here just now?"
　　 The boss smiled contemptuously, "There are too many people going online, so pay to start the phone. I don’t know even if the fairy brother comes online! Do you not go online? No, the door is here, please."
　　 A few big guys shook their heads and began to take out the phone, but the abdominal muscles disappeared again, what a hell!