Chapter 1201: Stupid years

in the afternoon……
"Wow~"
The pleasant sound of water flows in a special environment, so it forms a rapid rotation and push...
The toilet flushing power of Japan in the "Legend of Jianghu" is world-class. However, three consecutive waves of flushing are enough to send a tuft of excrement that is much larger and stronger than cow dung to where it should go.
Although its time in the world, on the ground, and high-end toilets is so short, it still has enough "power". Like a meteor, it proved that he was extraordinary enough, huge and extremely strong.
And on closer inspection, the particles are perfectly distributed, full and harmonious...
The nutritionist of the primary interstellar civilization can analyze at a glance: this is the excrement of super life.
Of course, any human being on Earth who only needs to grow up mentally, look at this guy who is looking down at the toilet and admiring the water flow against the big size. Look at his physique that is so large that it covers most of the bright lights and narrows the room; there is flow on the skin. Silently, but making ordinary people push the door in the bathroom door is shocked, and then the "texture" that is frightening, as if a huge invisible beast shrinks ten thousand times, in this person's body.
Then there is basically only one feeling left: this guy says less about Superman, Superman, Superman King.
However, some scientists have studied that more than 50% of carbon-based monkeys will look back after they are large;
Some scientists have studied 100% of carbon-based monkeys as long as they are mature and sensible, and know how to appreciate art, then once they are very happy to play the large size, they will definitely look back and appreciate it carefully. It is so good that there is an impressive contrast for the successful defecation in the future. After all, life is endless, large must be.
... He Dawei did not let go of the last look;
He "also" had a panoramic view of the whole process.
"Sweet~ hee hee." Retracted his gaze and sniffed his nose, but there was no foul smell. After all, odor is the basic feature of low-level life problems, such as sleeping when tired or bad breath when sick.
The same applies to evil beings.
So as long as you become a little superman, that is, a legendary life, your excrement will not smell bad under normal circumstances.
Of course these characteristics are limited to flesh and blood life and so on.
He Dawei took a few steps back, but did not go out. He stood still on the spot, with a few seconds of reverie.
This is a habit: thinking about life after large.
He likes this feeling. Seeing this scene, the beauty of a human factory emerges spontaneously, and ordinary carbon-based monkeys are dilapidated village workshops year by year. Not as good as the original workshop thousands of years ago; I used to do so. Although he is far from having time to have this consciousness.
Because he is very young, very young, very young, too young to think that the world is before health. All are beautiful, all do whatever they want, all are omnipotent.
But of course this is all delusion.
And now everything is necessary, he will never have the feeling of birth, old age, sickness and death, and his digestive system is already an alien-level universe factory.
The wonderful enjoyment just now, the food counted by tons. After the enjoyment of the mouth, the filling of the stomach and the digestion of the small intestine, it finally turned into "The wind and rain will be immortal, I look at it and I understand!"
…In short, I must be very healthy.
What an incisive art.
It took less than 30 seconds of earth time to create the art that mortals dream of, especially those with constipation, especially those with urinary stones...
Think of those desperate people, but you are: "Never let go of any human trash that is no bigger than dead cells, and it is absolutely good to kill any wisps of beneficial human nutrition."
It's perfect.
Pull up the pants. With a "squeak~", the platinum zipper was pulled up. This slim-fit butt-lifting trousers can "slightly" express their huge and super strong buttocks.
I believe that by giving it a fulcrum, it can control a long gun to penetrate the earth.
No, wrong, He Dawei. A member of the Abdomina family, a noble super monkey, a human hero now eating, drinking, and having fun in the small island country of Japan... well, don't talk about these nonsense. A simple feature: male. Age 15. Virgin.
So don't tell him that it's immoral and very low-level, or even pollute the soul.
Because he will remember this innocent and stupid boyhood in a few years.
Referred to as "Stupid Years".
Open the special toilet door of Little Japan. There was a devil cigarette worth 999 yuan in his mouth. Black market price. Because this is the top devil goods that can't be bought on the normal market.
After a distance of more than ten meters, He Dawei stood in front of the mirror.
The mirror is OK. Habitual use of the advanced vision of super vision is only "one, two, three,...four, five, six, seven...10, 11, 12..."
Well, there are about fifty small flaws in total. Including a grain of dust is considered a flaw.
But this is very normal, although Little Japan can't wait to wipe the chrysanthemum because it will be dedicated to the efficiency of the sweetheart Chinese godfather, and use new detergents for cleaning, disinfection; cleaning, disinfection; cleaning, disinfection... a total of hundreds of procedures.
But the world is always imperfect, so it's like thinking that you are very clean hands, but under the microscope... If you have a hygienic addiction, then you need amputation.
Guarding his own dog legs at the bathroom door, Thirteen Taibao. Superman power, proficient in lion roaring screams, then He Dawei can be safe and sound, after a heavy in a relaxed mood, and then admire himself in front of the mirror.
This is another habit... The reason is unknown, but anyone, even a man, has narcissism?
That's it.
The person in the mirror, himself... Oh, no matter whether he wakes up and or appreciates life after shit, he is still bright and clear-minded by himself.
So handsome! I saw it was 199 cm tall and barefoot. But the maximum width of the body has exceeded 145 cm. This shows that this physique gives people the first impression that it is not that the main battle tank can withstand the destruction but must be a battleship.
Despite being strong, it belongs to one of the strongest body shapes in the life of the superman king. It is an extremely strong level that is unparalleled in the skills of the abdominal muscle brother.
But generally speaking, only those with secondary diseases and muscles, and homosexuals like this physique-of course, there is no homosexual who does not love any physique created by the technique of abdominal muscles.
The opposite is almost like this, but the Huaxia girl doesn't appreciate such a physique, because her instinct tells her: dear, don't lose your life just to be cool.
And walking on the streets of Little Japan, countless "ant" chicks of this country are dumbfounded. You must look up at Mount Fuji;
Appearing in the plethora of magazines in Little Japan, I believe that they helped and relieved a large group of immoral low-level cowboys and ducks who successfully lost their jobs without tears.
"Handsome~" He Dawei touched his chin with a left palm measuring 18 cm from the tip of his hand to the wrist. The slender fingers of a centimeter vividly illustrate two idioms, "respectful and charming" and "handsome".
In the habit of habit, he thought about life again. "Right. Since when did I know how to appreciate myself?"
He is just a narcissistic thought.
But he was wrong.
One second later.
The smile became a little stiff...
He overestimated his memory at first, because of the memory in his memory, he could not complete the task of recitation of a poem within a week, such as the moonlight in front of the bed. Wife is refreshing?
However, it is different now. He absolutely underestimated the brain function of the Superman King, and underestimated the "slightly improved" IQ of enjoying the genius brain pills many times.
His question was immediately told to him, and what he needed was tumbling in his brain.
Yes, he remembered. The reason why he knows how to appreciate himself is that summer before the New Year.
In the summer of 2011, before the final exam.
Xiaofang, who is in the same class at the same school in the neighboring village, is one of the class candidates, sitting in front of him. For example, his number is 23 and Xiaofang is 22...Of course it doesn't matter.
The important thing is that he was still thinking about how to make the usual jokes and laughs, and make a few words about Xiaofang of soy sauce haha. Successfully helping others, so that his parents are happy, and finally help him spend a pleasant summer.
But at that moment, his pair of dog eyes coincidentally made a book, and it happened to see the moment Xiaofang was sitting in front of him...
No nonsense. This is an insult to the passionate moment. In short, he saw Xiaofang's little under a blue jeans, and his first thought was elastic... of course. At that time, he didn't understand peaches. He has not seen the movies "Face Changing" and "When Peach Is Mature".
This is not important. The important thing is that at that moment, his Chunxin became lustful, and he felt an unprecedented passion... The final exam really smashed, not because Xiaofang discovered his peeping, but he was fundamentally in her heart It's not worth taking the risk to serve this birdman.
Throwing away the old man’s roar without going into details, that summer, for the first time he was serious, standing in front of the mirror that had served his family for more than ten years, and then he understood... he understood a little, Understand slightly.
Later...not later, he finally learned how to love!
But later he gritted his teeth in front of the mirror, trying to make a stupid face, a pair of stupid eyes, a pair of stupid eyebrows, a pair of stupid noses-oh, a stupid nose.
There are yellow teeth, a mouthful of rotten teeth that are more disgusting than stupid and stupid; and a "charming" heavy-tasting thick lip.
Let all of this become slightly and slightly sexy: school starts like this, not only Xiaofang, but Banhua kneels and licks in front of him, sings: "Just be conquered!" Then he unlocked him in the school's smelly toilet Trouser pockets... well, the plane took off at that time.
But the reality is: spring is here, but this is a stupid day.
If he works hard, nothing has changed, summer has passed, and the new semester has come, nothing has changed, nothing, nothing... He will understand, he doesn’t have it at all, the only thing for a boy like him capital.
Handsome!
Back to reality, back to today, back to this moment, the smile has completely disappeared...
It took a long time for He Dawei to show a smile full of memories.
Fortunately, even though he is a mortal, my... father is the abdominal muscle brother... father's brother! !
Now ~EbookFREE.me~ Today! Don’t say Xiaofang and Banhua are two idiots, a six-foot-a-year-old idiot who still goes to school in a hillbilly school-wrong, thanks to the blessing of our abs family, who goes to the top school in the world but still won’t have me. Fool who changed like this!
Kneeling and licking this uncle doesn't have this blessing anymore, the past is surging.
Thinking about this, He Dawei said: "I'm handsome, right? Put it first or top in the world?"
This is not the self-talk of the neuropath, his mind is normal.
This is not the lonely Diaosi sincere confession to the invisible head of the goddess hanging on QQ: You hang in front of me, of course you don't know I want...Ri...Nong.
But there are people in the room. Although the "Thirteen Taibao" guards the entrance of the bathroom, the number one secretary, a senior butler from England, is proficient in 80% of the world's art of eating, drinking and playing and how to pretend to be noble and charming.
Her name is Liszt. Occupation: housekeeper, life secretary, number one secretary (to take care of everything).
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