Chapter 11: Start reading

"Big Fool! Pissing pants! Big Fool! Pissing pants..."
Longevity awakened from his sleep, froze for a while, and reached down to touch it, making sure that he didn’t have urine pants, and he was relieved, but he always felt uncomfortable underneath, and he was about to urinate, and he quickly opened the quilt and ran out. After a while, he dragged his head slowly out of the latrine and returned to the house with a frustrated look.
When she looked up at the lotus, she took a urinal and smiled at him: "I took this out. It's cold outside. Let's use this next time."
Longevity bowed his head and was angry and wronged. He knew that the urinal was only used in winter. It is not winter yet. She is laughing at him. The joke is a big fool in urine pants. He crawled silently. Go to Kang and cover yourself under the quilt.
The lotus saw that Changsheng was angry, but she didn't know what she did wrong. During these two days and nights, he always ran three or four times to the latrine. Every time he was in a hurry, he couldn't even wear clothes. She was just afraid that he would freeze.
She wanted to ask him if he was uncomfortable, but she was embarrassed to speak about the matter there, and even if she asked him shyly, he probably wouldn’t take care of her. He hadn’t told her for two days. A word. In the past two days, she has changed Fa'er's teasing him and even turned cheeky, but he always heard the same words. She knew that he didn't hear, he just ignored her deliberately.
Lotus sighed and stood on the kang for a while, lying sideways looking at the longevity wrapped in a quilt, thinking she should tell this to Grandma Four, even if she was scolded and punished. What is the root cause of longevity?
On the evening of the second day, Lotus took advantage of Kung Fu's kung fu to get out of the water, and told the story one by one.
Grandma Four didn't immediately count on her with a cold face as she expected, but frowned and looked dignified. Lotus said in reproach: "This time I was wrong. I shouldn't take him with me... I won't do it again in the future, but I don't know how he can be good. I only hope that I won't hold back... …"
As he was saying, Changsheng came back from picking up water, and when he entered the courtyard, he put the bucket aside and went to the latrine first. Grandma Four looked at her eyebrows and tightened her head tightly, saying, "Let's eat first."
For dinner, the porridge and pancakes made from lotus flowers were cut with some pickles of their own pickling. In the past, Changsheng had to drink at least three bowls of porridge. At this time, the bowl of porridge in front of him was full of bites.
Lotus knew that he was afraid of drinking too much water to produce urine, but he didn’t drink much water in the daytime. Now he doesn’t even drink porridge, but fears that he will get sick if he is ill. She pushes the porridge bowl towards him. Tao: "I put red dates in the porridge today, you try it."
Longevity didn't deserve it, and his eyelids didn't lift his head and gnawed at the dry cake. The lotus said, "Why don't I put a spoonful of sugar for you? It's sweeter and better." He said that he had to go to the stove to get the sugar jar, and only got up and was stopped by the grandma.
"What kind of sugar is put, there are not so many problems, this is very good." After that, he turned to Changsheng, "Your daughter-in-law spent hard work, you drink two more bowls."
Changsheng pinched the cake and shook his head.
Grandma Four said: "You don't listen to what I said, do you? I asked you to drink porridge."
Longevity glanced at the four grandmothers and stretched out the porridge bowl like a deliberately mischievous child.
Grandma Four lifted her chopsticks and said, "Put down the pancake. Today you will either drink porridge or eat nothing."
Longevity bowed his head for a moment, put the pancake on the table forcibly, and leaned back to the room.
Lotus was a little overwhelmed, and looked carefully at Grandma Four, and saw that she had barely drank two porridges in a bowl and put down heavily, and got up to follow the house.
The lotus was very anxious, but it was more tense than going to set fire in someone's yard in the middle of the night. A person sitting blankly at the table for a while, could not help but her and eternally eavesdropping outside the house:
"I have been hurting you for so many years, but now your wings are stiff, and I don’t even listen to my words, and I fell on the table with me...
"How old are you and you still have to coax you as a child? Who can coax you all your life!?"
"Are you looking at me discomfort now? Or looking at your wife's discomfort? You just say it, we leave you horizontally and let you live alone for a lifetime..."
The lotus flower listened to the words of the four grandmothers, and the tone was not so much annoyed as sadness, but Changsheng has not said a word, and I don't know what it looks like.
There was a moment of silence in the room, and there were four grandma's voices again: "Why don't you pee a pair of trousers, what a big deal, no one said anything about you, what you are doing here is stubborn."
"Lotus hates!" Changsheng finally opened his mouth, as if he was very angry, "Sniff the villain!"
The lotus was a little angry when she heard it outside, and she didn’t wait for her to slaughter, so she heard the four grandma said,
It’s good to say that it’s good to let you run to the toilet every day? You ask in your heart, what’s wrong with her? , How long has it been since we left our house when I left the delicious food for you? All the clothes you wear are her needlework. I still follow you to work in the mountains every day. Which daughter-in-law is like this What? You have nothing to do with marrying such a daughter-in-law to stay with you for a lifetime... Do not take care of her if you urinate a pair of pants, but will she force her to urinate the trousers? Let me let her go when I return, don’t suffer with you, See who else you are going to play with!"
The lotus was a bit stunned to listen to it. On weekdays, four grandma's smiles were rarely seen. From time to time, she counted her two sentences, making her always think that she did not do well enough. At this time, listening to these words surprised her, and at the same time A bit of pantothenic acid wanted to cry. She grew so big that this was the first time she heard someone praise her and read her well.
There was another silence in the room. Lotus stood at the door holding his breath. After listening to Changsheng’s whispered whisper for a long time, "I know it's not her business...it's my own urine pants..."
Grandma Four softened her voice: "You just know, when there is no urgency to urinate? There is nothing unusual about urinating a pair of trousers, just remember to come back and encounter this matter, don't be bored and silent."
Chang Sheng murmured: "No... Others don't pee pants... Only I pee pants... Only if there are stupid pee pants..."
"Who said that?" Grandma Four said, "It's all fart! You just have to ignore it!"
Chang Sheng’s voice was even quieter, and he only said: "They all said... big fool, pee pants... I am a fool... so pee pants..."
After an instant of silence, the four grandma suddenly thought, shouting: "Others say you are a fool, you are a fool? You only remember those nonsense in your heart, I forgot all you said! I am so I have been raising you for many years! I knew you would have died with your grandfather that day! I also saved me from raising you so lively!" At the end, the voice was obviously trembling.
The long life in the house was silent, and then there was a death-like silence. The lotus retreated silently two steps and turned away. After a while, I saw the four grandmothers coming out of their house. Before returning to the house, they came to the stove and told her: "Don't give him cakes, and you will be hungry if you don't eat."
The lotus responded. When the four grandmothers were sent away, they went back to the house to see Changsheng. He sat in the corner with his head down, and appeared extremely depressed and lonely.
The lotus was soft-hearted and said, "Are you hungry? I will leave you a cake."
Longevity ignored her and stood up and ran out. Lotus froze for a moment and hurried out, but disappeared. She was anxious and thought about it. She hurried to the abandoned old mansion in the village. Sure enough, she found a long life there. He squatted alone under the wall, dazed. As she has seen many times before.
At that time, they were all little girls, and she couldn’t remember how specific they were. I just remember that they didn’t understand the difference between men and women. The boys and girls ran together in the village. Undressed together and went to the river to bathe naked.
At that time, her mother hadn’t even given birth to a treasure, and her father would show her mother’s face every time she moved. The three of her sisters were sometimes up and down. Sometimes they were happy, and they would cross her armpits to hold her high. Lifted her head above her head, turning in a circle of sad emotions, saying that she would have been a son. In order to please her dad, she tried to make herself like a son. She felt that as long as she was naughty, she was a boy, so whether she was going to the tree to dig the bird's nest, or going down the river to touch the king, she should be at the forefront.
At that time, Changsheng was different from other children. Although he did not speak to them, he was afraid that he would always follow them silently, not far or near, and looked at them so dumbly. Everyone will be happy and will throw him a stolen date. If he is his own, he will eat it silly; if he is not happy, he will be scolded at him like a anger, or even punch him a few punches, He was beaten and lay on the ground without tears or pain. He patted the soil and climbed up to follow them as usual.
Probably because of his stupid nature, and over time everyone called him a fool. She remembered that for a while, the children seemed to take pleasure in him, and when they were fine, they pointed at his nose and ridiculed, and seemed afraid. Silly and contagious, he began to alienate him, and no longer give him dates.
The words "big fool, pee pants" were made by everyone at that time to make fun of him, and she also shouted to him. In fact, which child of the age you want to come to has never urinated pants? She had also peeed, but no one dared to laugh at her, she would hit back with a fist. But Changsheng didn't say anything, only suffocated her face flushed and turned away. Many times she saw him hiding in this empty waste house and crouched in a corner, looking awful, but she looked sad Ignored, she didn't want to be treated as a fool's longevity friend. At that time, she never thought she would one day be his wife.
The lotus stood at the door of the abandoned house and looked at the long life squatting in the corner. He regretted and blamed himself for the unintentional injury when he was ignorant. She frowned and stood there thinking for a while, without disturbing the longevity, and walked away quietly.
It was night, the lotus in her sleep was awakened by urine, and she deliberately drank three large bowls of water before going to bed, and then reacted. Although I have made up my mind, I still have a hard time doing it. I think that in fact, it may be possible to scoop a scoop of water in the water tank. But after thinking about it, I am afraid that I will be discerned. She tilted her head to look at Changsheng, closed her eyes and gritted her teeth, her heart was out of her mind, and she was supposed to compensate for her ignorance as a child.
The thigh is hot, and the lotus has been urinating for the first time since the age of five.
After the event, the lotus sat up, watching Changsheng sleep soundly, and made a loud noise deliberately, lifted the quilt, dropped the pillow, and finally turned on the light.
Longevity slept lightly for the past two days. He was naturally awake after such a lot of tossing lotus flowers. He opened his eyes staring stunnedly. After adjusting to the light in the house, he saw a large piece intentionally hung out by the lotus flowers.
He was stunned at first, and then his eyes suddenly widened, looking at the wet piece in surprise.
After confirming that Longevity understood it, the lotus deliberately made an angry look, glaring and scolding: "Look what to see! What a rare nightmare urinary kang! Look at your eyes!"
Chang Sheng withdrew his gaze from the wet mattress, and quickly glanced at the lotus, as if he was really afraid of being dug into the eyeball, he blinded the quilt and drilled into it.
The lotus sees that the nest that is really obedient for longevity can't come out in the bed. Some of them can't help but whisper, I don't know if this trick works, if I have done it for a long time, I don't use my own sacrifice, it's too big, and I have stained such a good mattress in vain. This mattress is her dowry.
It only said that Chang Sheng was under the covers, but his eyes were wide, and he was still amazed by what he had just seen.
The lotus is urinating... It's not just me who can urinate pants, the lotus is also urinating, it's still a big piece... He opened the quilt and secretly took a look... Uh, it's really a big piece...
He was secretly sighing in his heart, and suddenly his eyes were black. Something hit his face. He heard the lotus scream and scolded: "Smelly rogue, look! Look back!"
Longevity was startled, and quickly and obediently shrank back.
It was because the lotus was changing his trousers, and then he took off his wet, dirty pants. He was hanging his buttocks slickly, and when he lifted his eyes, he saw a long-lived thief peeking at her. The pants are still on the face of Changsheng, and I can't help but whisper, what a fool, a stinking rogue who peeks at people to change their pants, this time it is a big loss!
Lotus quickly put on his pants, and tossed the dirty mattress aside, and replaced a clean bed. When it was all done, seeing Chang Sheng still obediently covering himself in the quilt, he pulled his quilt, Staring at him, "Tell you, no one is allowed to say this, nor grandma."
Longevity looked at the lotus and said a bit wrongly: "You said, I told my grandma about my urine."
The lotus froze for a moment, some unreasonably loud noise: "Men are different from women! You are a man's urine pants, no big deal, I am a woman! The urine kang will be killed by a joke! Let you not say you Don’t say it!"
After thinking for a long time, he nodded like he realized.
Lotus assuredly turned off the light, just lying down touching the black, listening to Changsheng froze openly, only said: "You can't drink more water before going to bed, you will want to pee at night."
The lotus felt a little inexplicable, um, without a word.
After being quiet for a while, Changsheng tilted his head again, and said with a long heart: "I can't take off my pants when I go to the latrine, or I won't get urinated." The voice clearly seemed like a senior was teaching experience to his back.
The lotus turned her head silently, and through the moonlight spilling out of the window, she saw that the eyes of the longevity were full of sincerity. She suddenly wanted to laugh. She only desperately pinched the root of her thigh and cooperated with him to make the appearance of being taught. , Seriously replied: "I see."
Longevity finally returned to its original state, no longer desperately running the latrine, but also eating porridge and drinking water as usual. Grandma Four vaguely felt what the lotus did, but did not ask. She was relieved that no matter what method the girl used, she could rest assured that she could live forever.
The lotus is also happy for the longevity to return to its original state. At the same time, it is secretly proud of the success of its own small means, but only occasionally a little helpless, because after that, longevity will always quietly lie to her ear when she sleeps soundly at night. , A kind reminder: "Lotus, you pee up..."