Chapter 180: My dad is a Chinese Superman (1)
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The Bad Man System Has Collapsed
- Zhuge Fan
- 3589 characters
- 2021-03-01 12:35:46
In the so-called mid-air, which is less than one meter in height, Lu Ze quickly let go, and Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian slammed to the ground.
Ass fell to the ground, tears burst out with pain.
Lu Ze lifted Han Shengsheng, the head of the three of them, from the ground and sat down on the chair next to him. He put Han Shengsheng's up on his knees, and slapped, facing his ass.
While fighting, Lu Ze asked, "Don't you bully your classmates?"
"I'm kidding." Han Shengsheng yelled while sobbing.
He is a manly man, and his power is unyielding!
"Just? Okay, I'm kidding you, too." Lu Ze pulled Han Shengsheng's pants down and pointed, and said, "Go, write an ugly character with your butt, it's not good to write, and no pants are allowed. "
Seven-year-old, first grader students don't know much.
But Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian are different.
Both people are geniuses and hackers who are familiar with the Internet world. What knowledge is not visible on the Internet now?
Li Hongbao was already scared.
Han Tiantian covered her eyes.
Han Shengsheng had tears in his eyes, his face flushed with shame, and he shouted, "You insult me, I don't write!"
"Aren't you kidding me?"
Lu Ze grabbed Han Shengsheng's shoulder. "You can make jokes with others, can't others make jokes with you?"
"write!"
"Do not write!"
Han Shengsheng said that he was about to run. Lu Ze grabbed his collar, dragged him to the podium, picked up the dogma on the podium, and pointed at him, "Today, my uncle is joking with you. Uncle is unhappy. "
"I'm a kid! You're an adult, you have to let me, you can't bully the weak."
Lu Zeyi's dogma pumped Han Shengsheng's calf, "I'm not going to kill you while you are weak. Is it still waiting for you to grow up, come to get revenge?"
Han Shengsheng was shocked. He heard the dead words and even forgot his tears.
He looked at Lu Ze stupidly, and smashed into the eyes like millenniums.
Inside, there was death-like tranquility.
He instinctively felt the danger.
A creepy danger.
Han Tiantian rushed over, held Lu Ze's thigh, hit him again and again, "You let go of my brother, let go!"
Lu Ze grabbed Han Tiantian's collar and pulled her to a level where she could look up to herself. "Do you know? Children must teach it from an early age, otherwise no matter how smart they are, it will be a scourge when they grow up."
What if it doesn't teach well?
Could it be removed now?
Han Shengsheng's heart was filled with open control, his teeth were shaking.
This person's words are really not just talking.
Han Tiantian still stretched his legs to beat the man, but his legs were too short to kick.
The man was clearly dressed in Superman clothes, but his expression was like Satan, evil and cold and terrible.
616 was also scared by Lu Ze's expression, "Host, wouldn't you really want to kill both of them?"
Lu Ze silently gave 616 a glance in his heart. "If they kill someone or do something that is unforgiving, I will kill them. Now, just give them a shot in advance."
616 breathed a sigh of relief, "It scared me to death. The host looked at your expression and I really thought you would kill them."
Lu Ze: "..."
In 616, how bad is the character of others?
"Sweet, don't move."
Han Shengsheng yelled hysterically, Han Tiantian was frightened and stopped.
Han Shengsheng said, "I write, you put my sister down."
Lu Ze raised an eyebrow, Han Shengsheng rubbed his buttocks, bit his teeth firmly, and started writing up, down, left, and right, and finally finished writing an ugly character.
The cheeks he bite all hurt.
Lu Ze finally put Han Tiantian down.
Han Shengsheng was relieved.
Suddenly, hesitated.
Lu Ze hugged his stomach and laughed, "Ha ha ha ha, somebody really writes ugly characters with their butts, it's so funny."
This is the real shame.
Han Sheng clenched his fists, his eyes were full of hatred, and the anger in his chest was striking like a crazy beast.
At this moment, Lu Ze was very innocent supporting this chin with his index finger, and looked at Han Shengsheng with a smile. "This joke is very funny. We might play a few more times in the future, you and your sister, and the young man behind you. Classmates together. "
Han Shengsheng was shocked, the demon.
Lu Ze stood up slowly, came to be dumb, stupid, and was very slow. He was still sitting next to Lu Yu on the ground, hugged her, and let her sit on his shoulders. "Go, Xiaoyuer, Superman Dad You fly. "
"Rush!"
Talking, Lu Ze rushed up.
Lu Yu sat on his shoulder, as if flying, with a bit of hot wind blowing on his face in the summer, itching warm, scratching Lu Yu couldn't help laughing.
Superman came to her.
Superman also said that he was her father.
In the classroom, Han Tiantian resentfully said, "Brother, we told the teacher to let her decide for us."
"Tell what to tell."
Han Shengsheng said viciously: "This little thing, we will solve it by ourselves tonight."
Han Tiantian remembered his brother's ability and nodded, "Okay, let's solve it ourselves."
Lu Ze returned to his apartment with a landing fish, and let the housekeeper, Uncle Wang, move all the things of Lu Yu and send a maid over. He also bought some preschool education books and prepared to teach Lu Yu himself. word.
Lu Ze handed Lu Yu over to the maid to take her child to take a bath, and then began to set up Lu Yu's small desk in the study.
Children and adults are not at the same height, and adults' desks are not needed.
This small desk was moved by the housekeeper from the old house. Before Lu Ze set out to pick up Lu Yu, he asked the maid to buy some things that girls like, and now the whole desk looks pink and tender.
When I was young, after bathing and eating, the maid led the landing fish to the study.
Lu Ze pointed to the pink desk and said, "Xiao Yuer, shall we study here later?"
Lu Yu stared at the desk with a clear look. There were two Barbie dolls in princess dresses. She turned around and rushed to Lu Ze. She shivered in her arms.
Lu Yu's courage is too small, and she will be scared to see strangers. Even if the housekeeper and her spend a month, she won't be afraid of him.
So Lu Ze didn't change clothes, and he was still wearing the superman suit of the middle two.
Lu Ze squatted down, holding her and stroking her back gently. "Then ... Xiaoyuer told dad, why are you afraid?"
Lu Yu sobbed and said, "The two are sisters."
sister?
Lu Zezai carefully searched for the vague memory of the original body, and finally remembered it. When Lu Yu was first discovered, the original body had asked her who sent her.
Lu Yu said sister.
Lu Yu's mother, Ye Shanshan, did not allow Lu Yu to call her mother, but only allowed Lu Yu to call her sister.
As if without that title, the shame of Lu Yu would not exist.
However, although Ye Shanshan is very vicious, Ye Shanshan's looks are still exquisite, her facial features are small and three-dimensional, and she really looks like a doll.
After figuring it out, Lu Ze said softly, "It's all right, Xiaoyuer doesn't like it, we don't want them."
Lu Ze said, hiding two Barbie dolls in a side drawer, and then patting Lu Yu's shoulder lightly, "Xiao Yuer, look, the terrible things on the desk are gone."
Lu Yu looked through the gap in his eyes, and it really disappeared, and then he slowly stopped shaking.
However, Rao is like this, she still catches the ground.
Lu Ze held Lu Yu in his chair, and Lu Yu grabbed the old, still-fading car.
Lu Ze asked softly: "What is this, Xiaoyuer likes it must be a very powerful thing, right?"
"Um." Lu Yu nodded and pulled Lu Dianze. "It's a Transformer. Like Superman Dad, he will protect the little fisherman."
Hearing that Lu Ze was slightly emaciated, bitterness and distress spread throughout the chest.
He touched the head of the landing fish with pity, "It's awesome. He and his dad will protect the fisherman in the future."
Lu Yu looked up at Lu Ze, his head crooked, with big doubts in his small eyes, and he didn't know what was in doubt.
She is too young, and has been locked in the closet. She rarely takes it out. Maybe she doesn't know what this strange feeling is now.
Lu Ze smiled and said, "Xiao Yuer didn't understand what the teacher was talking about at school, right?"
Lu Yu nodded.
"That's not because Xiaoyuer is stupid. They read a few more years than Xiaoyuer. If they learn what they have learned before, they will be the same as them."
Lu Yu looked at Lu Ze in wonder, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.
Lu Ze rubbed her hair. "It doesn't matter. Dad will teach you to read and read today. We will be able to understand the teacher quickly."
"Um." Lu Yu nodded.
Lu Ze first taught the simplest Arabic numerals, taught Lu Yu to calculate, then told her a simple story, and then taught her Pinyin until nine o'clock, and then he held Lu Yu back to the children's room that had been reorganized and gave her Cover it with a quilt.
Lu Yu was very good. He was noisy and noisy in bed, and soon fell asleep.
Lu Ze returned to the study at this time to use the computer. The original body still has the desire to keep the Lu family, but the original body has been playing since childhood and has no knowledge of the current state of the world's business. The economic structure and operating model of this novel world.
Lu Ze just turned on the computer without any operation, and the computer screen turned blue.
Immediately after, a series of sheep whose p became his head appeared. The sheep was roasted on a fire and then unloaded.
Lu Ze: "..."
After watching the entire animation of the corpse silently, Lu Ze quickly unlocked the computer's lock screen. When he really entered the computer, he traced the other party's hands and feet along the traces of the other party. The hacker is worse than he thought.
The two men copied all the photos from the original collection.
And different women shooting various poses.
Knowing that Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian were hackers, Lu Ze installed a virus Trojan inside the computer. When the two men invaded, their computer would be occupied by the virus.
However, if he did not touch the order he gave, the computer would be no different from a normal computer, and there would be no protection in the eyes of a hacker, so there was that boot screen.
Lu Ze shook his head, kept important information in the computer, and dismantled the silver plate.
After setting up Lu Ze to block the road, Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian began to appreciate the original photos they copied.
Two people gazed while admiring.
I didn't expect that little day was so popular.
Han Tiantian asked with a fistful of teeth: "Brother, shall we send all these photos now?"
"Hmm." Han Shengsheng said in a very deflated mood: "Look at it, these photos are out, I promise that Lu Ze will kneel down and ask us for mercy."
With that said, Han Sheng vividly moved his fingers to prepare to send out, but did not expect the computer to freeze, and directly restarted automatically.
After restarting, the computer screen becomes a kaleidoscope.
The kaleidoscope turns around turns into a variety of mathematical problems.
The two looked at each other, and Qi Qi saw surprise in each other's eyes.
Someone could inject viruses into their computers from under their eyelids.
When is it?
Han Shengsheng tried to solve it, but he couldn't solve it. He could only do it one after another.
He and Han Tiantian are both geniuses, but there is a difference between geniuses.
Han Shengsheng is better than Han Tiantian in mathematics, so all the questions are left to him.
He solved the problems one after another. At the beginning, he could figure out the answer in a blink of an eye. Later, he had to use half a page of draft paper, then one page, and then ten pages.
He solved the problem all night.
Thanks to Han Yijia's work as a TV director, he often stayed up late to work late at night, otherwise he would rush the two back to bed early.
Han Shengsheng resolved to two or three in the morning, but he was arrogant and dissatisfied. When he arrived at five or six in the morning, he was exhausted and completely weak.
He couldn't figure it out. He had already solved more than a thousand advanced mathematical problems. Why didn't he finish it?
Finally, at eight in the morning, Han Shengsheng solved the last question.
The question reads clearly: Congratulations, this is your last level.
Han Shengsheng opened.
Prove that when the integer n> 2, the indefinite equation x ^ ny ^ n = z ^ n about x, y, z has no positive integer solution.
"Beep beep—"
Han Shengsheng's milk sound was loud.
No matter how smart he is, he can't prove Fermat's conjecture by himself.
No way, Han Shengsheng used his mobile phone to search for the answer, one letter and one symbol.
As he hit the end of two-thirds, the screen suddenly flashed a sentence: Sorry, the screen here is too small for you to write.
day!
Han Shengsheng directly smashed the coffee cup.
Han Tiantian, who had been unable to carry her asleep, woke up and asked, "What's wrong? Haven't you solved it yet?"
"Fuck is playing on me!"
As soon as the voice fell, the computer suddenly made a harsh noise, and then the computer emits white smoke.
Obviously, the computer is dead and the hard drive is destroyed.
At this moment, Han Shengsheng erupted, "Lu Ze, I you!"
Stay up late and stay up late, still go to school.
Han Shengsheng dragged his body to the point of exhaustion, and he wanted to cry, especially crying, but Han Tiantian was always behind him. He was an elder brother, and he cried too much for doing a math problem overnight.
Han Shengsheng could only hold it.
On the other side, Lu Ze wore a suit and waited at Lu Yu's door, knocking on the door, "Little fisher, are you awake?"
After a while, the door was opened a seam, and Lu Yu revealed a half of his head.
Lu Ze smiled at her, unbuttoned her shirt, and revealed the tight-fitting Superman suit she was wearing. Lu Yu's eyes lit up.
"Little fisher, does Superman hide himself from outsiders?"
"Um." This time, Lu Yu made a crisp sound, and it was clear that he felt better immediately after seeing the Superman sign.
Lu Ze held out her hand, "Go, Dad will take you to wash and eat breakfast."
"Ok."
Holding hands big and small, two people came to the restaurant after washing.
Lu Ze held Lu Yu in his arms, sipped porridge around her to drink porridge and eat buns. Lu Yu clutched his clothes tightly. She has not been fed by her since her memory. She eats very slowly. After eating a little bit, don't eat it.
"Little fisher is full?"
Lu Yu nodded. "My sister said, just eat these."
Lu Ze looked down, and there was a hint of hatred flashing from his eyes. When he looked up, the hatred was dissipated, leaving only peace in his eyes.
He smiled warmly, "Is Xiaoyuer still hungry? If you are hungry, tell your dad, here at Superman Dad, you can eat as much as you want."
Lu Yu thought for a long time, and nodded tentatively. Lu Ze wiped the soup filled with buns in the corner of her mouth, and clamped a large meat bag to Lu Yu. Go to school, not in a hurry. "
Lu Yu slowly bite the meat bun, and cherish the taste of the meat bun a little bit.
After a while, Lu Yu was full and stopped eating. Lu Ze asked the maid to pack up and take her to school.
As soon as Lu Ze brought the landing fish into the classroom, he saw Han Shengsheng lying on the desk and sleeping.
When Han Tiantian saw Lu Ze, she was nervous. She was afraid that he would spank her again, and quickly awakened Han Shengsheng.
Han Shengsheng was unloading eight pieces of Lu Ze in a dream. When the dream was the climax and the coolest, he did not expect that Lu Ze in the dream suddenly turned into a fire dragon and entangled him. , But there is no one in the endless desert.
With this push, Han Tiantian immediately woke up, but unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Ze's terrible face and fell off the stool directly.
Li Hongbao ran directly to the first row to do it.
After Lu Ze made Lu Yu ready, he sat down in a seat next to Lu Yu.
Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian stared at each other, especially Han Shengsheng. He really wanted to ask if his father's thousands of math puzzle systems were Lu Ze's.
The two men stared at Lu Ze, but Lu Ze carefully and carefully placed Lu Yu's stationery pen writing pad in place.
After a long time, the bell rang.
Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian closed their sore eyes.
Mr. Zhou, the teacher in charge of the class, came to the podium and saw Lu Ze, who was one meter tall and seventy meters tall, and came over wonderingly, "Are you?"
"Hello, Teacher Zhou." Lu Ze stood up and stretched out his hand. "I am Lu Yu's father, Lu Ze. From today to the future, I will send Lu Yu to school and listen.
Listen?
Does their school have this system?
"Is this bad?"
Lu Ze said faintly: "Mr. Zhou, Lu Yu, you have also seen her. She is somewhat introverted. I would be better with her. Moreover, the school is an educational institution, and parents spend money to send their children over to study. The right to monitor at any time is a requirement of the Ministry of Education. "
Thanks to the situation in which he was caught offended by a murder sentenced to three years of illegal imprisonment in order to avoid a world he had met before, he went through all the basic legal provisions of this novel world yesterday.
Teacher Zhou grinned, "Since then, please ask Mr. Lu to be as quiet as possible during class, and not to disturb other children."
"I know."
After the class began, Lu Yu put his hands on the desk and obediently listened to the class, even if he didn't understand it, he listened very carefully.
Lu Ze turned the phone to mute and contacted the housekeeper Uncle Wang. He asked the housekeeper to find some materials for him, but some of them were not only expensive but difficult to buy, and required special channels.
After an exchange with Uncle Wang and Lu Ze, he couldn't help but finally said, "Master, you have to mess around a lot, don't make the master unhappy, isn't it good to be a good girl?"
Uncle Wang grew up watching three brothers and sisters Lu Ze, and his friendship with Lu's father was not ordinary. He looked at Lu Ze from the perspective of his elders.
In his opinion, the original pick-up girl turned back to pick-up girl, did not cause trouble to the family, and did not have any thoughts on the property. Compared to the elder sister Lu Jie and the second brother Lu Yan fighting you to death and blood, the original body was more worry-free, or Old man, Father Lu loves his original body more than his brother and sister.
So after Lu Ze started tinkering with these things, Uncle Wang was worried.
He knew too much about the original IQ, and was afraid that Lu Ze had more ideas that he shouldn't have. Instead, he was disgusted by Lu's father and shattered a good hand, which he couldn't help saying.
Lu Ze could probably guess Uncle Wang's thoughts, and replied: "Uncle Wang, I'm looking for these things to play with. It has nothing to do with the family, you think more."
"This kind of thing to play with?"
"Ok."
"Okay, Uncle Wang will let you find it."
"Thank you Uncle Wang."
As soon as Lu Ze's news passed, the moved Uncle Wang almost snotted and cried. The boy would say thank you, it was the sun that hit the west.
No, such good news must be shared with the master.
Uncle Wang quickly ran to Father Lu to show the news to Father Lu. Father Lu resisted the urge to roll his eyes. A young boy said thank you for being able to be happy for more than half a day. Rarely strange.
Hehe, this joke boy is not as big as he is?
During the class, Lu Ze accompanied the classroom, after class, Lu Ze played with it. This lasted for more than a month, and finally, Lu Ze made a gift from what Wang Shu wanted to get out.
It was exactly the same car as Lu Yu's, but only half as tall as Lu Yu.
It is intelligent and can follow Lu Yu's side obediently.
With a car, Lu Ze sent Lu Yu to the classroom for the first time after crossing.
Before leaving, he squatted next to Lu Yu, looking up at her eyes and said, "Little fisher, Dad believes everything you have said, everything you have said will become reality. You go to class, after class, Dad will pick you up Okay? "
"it is good."
"That's good." Lu Ze rubbed her head and hugged her again, and then left reluctantly.
Han Shengsheng saw the unprotected people around Lu Yu, and his eyes glowed.
Last time with the computer, he ate a big one and was criticized by his mother for a long time. This time he finally got the chance to get revenge.