Vol 4 Chapter 34: The wind of culture blows on the wasteland

nonsense! I have seen the House Remy! How can there be such a strong one? "Liu Shock looked up and down the gang of brawny men. He remembered the lava sculptor who was beaten by Guoguo to find teeth in the temple. Isn’t Puyol, the owner of the lava sculptor, who sacrificed to the adults? , When dealing with the dark elves in Smoky Crystal Canyon, isn’t the Bearman Vieri also has horse archers? Those lean centaurs and these brawny men, it’s like potatoes and winter melons are put together. For the Sis, the contrast is too big, right?
"Damn! I don't believe it!" Liu Zhensha looked at these brawny behemoths unkindly, seeing the other side taking a cold breath. \\mStarter\\
"My lord! They are hippos, they should be strong!" Elder Andulan also came over, and this dash made the tortoiseshell elder who was a little clumsy almost not tired to die.
"Hippos are also considered Houses? How many other close branches does the House have?" Liu shocked. +
"The Houses still have zebras. The current chief warden of the kingdom is the zebras, who are the bosses of the uncle. The Houses also have a branch of vicunas, specially appointed by the kingdom, in the northwest border and the Odrister Ostrich The clan guards the desert oasis together. They are all vassals of the Peer clan..." Helen introduced in a low voice.
"I'm also a nobleman, so I would scold them when I scold them, what's the matter? Is it possible that their bear tribe lords dare to come to me to single out?" Liu Zhen squinted his eyes.
"Come to me single." Goode nodded from the side.
"Look for me! Pan Shuai, you have heavy hands, it would be bad if someone becomes disabled!" Corina laughed. Waved the ivory long knife in his hand.
Avril nodded her head when she heard this, and smiled.
"Don't fool around, Collina! Let alone you, even if your son Vincent fights with me, I am worried about paying for medical expenses." Helen scolded her eyebrows.
"Oh ~ Ked Maria ~" The leading hippopotamus patted his forehead, a show of helpless expression when he met soldiers.
"Listen to me to finish." Helen then said to Lao Liu: "Richard, you also know that our "Beimeng Epic" is as precious as the "Code of Sacrifice", right? "Beimeng Epic" is more detailed than the Code. It records all the sufferings Beamon has experienced. But do you know who wrote it?"
Liu shocked and shook his head.
""Beamon Epic" is also known as "Hippo Epic", now you should know who wrote the land?" Helen said.
"They wrote it?" Liu Zhenshake and Avril Lavigne almost went crazy together. This group of rugged, strong and ugly hippos can write poems?
"Ched Maria ~ Miss Fox priest, thank you for your profound knowledge to rectify our name." The leading hippo poet nodded to Helen with restraint.
"The hippo is the most famous bard in Beamon! The bard is an'uncrowned aristocrat' and is loved by the people. Richard, so you have to curb the aristocratic style just now, even if it is a king, in the face You have to give a smile to a bard. This is not a show of prestige, but the courtesy that a nobleman should have." Helen's words became smaller and smaller.
"Poet?" Liu shook his head shaking, with a wry smile. \\mStarter\\
"Lord Lord. My name is O'Neill! On behalf of the Sanggan River Hippos behind me, I apologize extremely for our presumptuous arrival..." The leading Hippo tried his best to grasp a romantic temperament.
"Wait a minute!" Liu shock interrupted the hippopotamus poet O'Neill and said to Goode back: "Pan Shuai, go, bring me a broom."
"What do you do with the broom?" Goode asked.
"Let me first sweep the goose bumps on the ground first." Liu Zhensha was slapped all over by the hippo poet's way of showing off grace with his asshole.
The hippo poets were completely speechless by the lord with no artistic accomplishment, and rolled their eyes one by one.
"What are you doing here? The Persian territory is in the Southern Cross Forest in the south. How did you get to the Northeast Province? Are you here to sing?" Liu shocked.
"Campas is on! Lord Lord! I don't allow you to insult our elegant hippo bard! I protest! We are not the kind of humble'castrated male singers' in the human opera!" O'Neill opened his mouth wide. He grinned like a washbasin, and his face was as solemn as the execution ground.
Other hippo poets also waved their hands and shouted behind him. But soon the long knives in the hands of the mammoth and the cold eyes interrupted the idea of ​​continuing to booby
"That's it, Lord Richard." Elder Tortoiseshell Andulan walked over slowly: "The hippopotamus and the giant elephant of the Orlephan clan are the same. Because of their physical fitness, they must eat some red clay every year. At this time, they will all come to Gaopo in the red soil and have a relationship with the old monk. These poets are very romantic and their poems are very flavorful."
Several Green Party Mantis nodded in agreement.
"That's it..." Liu touched his chin in shock.
Elder Andulan hurriedly winked at the hippo poet O'Neill.
"Honorable and generous Lord of the Red Earth Gaopo, the red soil of the Red Earth Gaopo is inexhaustible. Our hippos will eat a little red soil and will not cause any hindrance or loss to you." O'Neill looked evil in this face. In front of the lord. After repeated weighing, I had to pull the lower person's frame, nodded and bowed.
"My lord, this is the case. Our hippo poet must go back to the water once in a day, otherwise the skin will be dry and cracked; the original lord of our tribe has been transferred to the Southern Cross Forest, and there is no large river there. Brought us over, and we have been separated from our relationship. We have been wandering along the banks of the Sanggan River, dressing up the wasteland with our poems, setting off the wasteland, and praising the wasteland-this piece of mother who raised us Bimon. We eat it once a year Red clay is our custom, just in the water. I just want to praise the lady for her beauty, without any malice! You know, poets have the impulse to chant poetry when they see beautiful things, and I am no exception. Chidmar Leah~" O'Neill the hippopotamus turned his eyes around and looked at such a lord. This lord is not the kind of talkative Beamon. He is a little worried about what the lord is doing unreasonably. He just blamed himself for being troublesome and grinned at the girl for what he was doing.
"Then you live in the Sanggan River, so you should be considered as a member of the aquarium. Why didn't the kingdom enlist you? There are only two marine troops in the kingdom. One is the model turtle man, the other is the Zuodanu frogman, yours They are much stronger than them, and even among Sea Clan warriors, there are few such strong grounds." Liu shocked and smiled.
"My lord, don't you forget the pond? Our hippos are a member of the House tribe. Just like the snail people of the Boer tribe, our establishment is only counted among our tribe. The house tribe does not produce warriors, and all the horse tribes are grown-ups. Men are the best archers and hunters in the kingdom. Our hippopotamus is rather unlucky, because our land is too strong, and any bow will break when we pull it, so we are excluded from the selection of archers by our clan. It's a pity. So when I was a kid, I actually dreamed of becoming a "sacred arrow and philosopher"." O'Neill smacked his mouth and sighed.
"Shen Jian Zhe Qin" is the title of the most outstanding archer in the Beamon army. Like "Troll Hunter", it is synonymous with warriors. Liu Zhenshan wanted to laugh when he thought of Hemara bow, his body dangling fat.
"My lord, look..." O'Neill whispered
"Are these all from your clan?" Liu shocked, pointing behind him and asked.
"There are still some old and weak women and children driving along the river. They have not yet arrived. Our ethnic group has a small population of only 300 people. Only a little bit of red clay is enough." O'Neill increasingly felt that the lord's gaze was a little bit. Weird, he nodded and bowed again.
After all, the red clay is here, and it's really not good if you don't accept it.
"Cedmaria ~ Bemmon is under the low eaves and has to lower his head." O'Neill improvised a short poem to express his current mood.
"I can raise three hundred people. Don't wander around in the future. Just consider this as your home. The red plateau has been specially approved by the Kingdom as the city of Feilengcui, south of the Sanggan River. It’s all owned by the lord Richard·Shock·Liu, I give you two choices, either you quit the habit of eating red clay, or you mix with me." Liu Shock squeezed O'Neill’s belly: "You should lose weight. "
"Ched Maria~ You are forcing! Lord Lord!" O'Neill rolled his eyes.
"That's right! Just forced!" Liu shocked and laughed, stabbing O'Neill with the "Phalanx" in his hand.
Looking at the group of Beamon militiamen with their noses and eyes and their rocky muscles, O'Neill felt that there was no hope.
"If you don't agree, I'll regret it, and let me go wherever I go." Liu Zhen was impatient.
The hippos all glared at him, so arrogantly forcing is definitely humiliating the self-esteem of these poets.
"My mentor is the only war beast in the kingdom to sacrifice to Helen. If you have any dissatisfaction and want to go to the Noble Supervisory House to complain, just report her name!" Liu shocked Helen and pointed to the little fox's chest. That striking silver Medusa badge.
The hippo poets were all dumbfounded.
The silver Medusa badge can only be owned by the Yalong sacrifice! As for the gold Medusa badge, only the Fire Phoenix Sacrifice Mourinho possesses the entire kingdom.
"Ched Maria ~ ~ This beautiful sacrificial lord turned out to be the legendary Miss Helen! I am so happy! Ever since I heard that you made a sensation in the whole Witherspon, our hippo poet has long wanted to praise you Beautiful and mighty!" O'Neill knelt on one knee, spreading his hands and looking at Helen affectionately.
Holding her belly, Guoguo pointed to the thick pile of fat folds on the hippo poet's belly and rolled around with a smile.
Old Liu gave Helen a wink immediately
Helen couldn't help but coughed twice, and said bitterly, "Dear Poet O'Neill, I am still short of followers, if you don't mind..."
"Promise to answer. Ched Maria, it is an honor for the Hippo family to be able to follow Master Helen!" O'Neill immediately agreed, and cast a glance at Old Liu in a demonstration.
"I have no separation from Mentor Helen. To follow her is to follow me. You die." Liu shocked his stomach and laughed together with the militia.
The hippos were grinning, and they all looked at Helen stupidly.
Helen nodded.
O'Neal had only one thought left-boarding the thief ship.
"Our hippo family are born bards. I hope you don't deprive us of this hobby!" O'Neill said hurriedly. It can be seen that the lord has basically no interest in art.
"As long as you chant poems to help me fight robbers and bandits, it's nothing to do with me!" Liu shocked with a smile, pointing to Avril behind him and said: "This is the lady boss
"Beautiful boss, I am honored to be a member of Feilengcui." O'Neill smiled honestly, grinning to the root of his ears.
Avril curled her lips.
Needless to say, another bunch of big-bellied arhats came. Avril Lavigne murmured a little bit~EbookFREE.me~Master..." O'Neal lowered her head and froze. He almost didn't laugh out loud. There was a thrill of revenge in my heart. Haha, let you use the clay to threaten us, Qi De Maria ~ ~ Hey, your child is an animal relative
The hippos looked at Avril Lavigne's beautiful face, and their eyes suddenly became ambiguous, and several of them leaned in their ears and pointed to something.
Avril Lavigne was blushed by their wild speculative gaze, and just about to open her mouth to explain, Katyusha's small eyeballs rolled around, shaking her little to Avril’s feet, affectionately Rubbing against the corners of Avril's skirt, humming sweetly in her mouth.
Avril Lavigne sighed, bent over and picked up the little piglet. She knew that even if she jumped into the Sanggan River, she wouldn’t want to clean it.
Katyusha kissed her droolingly.
"Let me go back and beat you!" Avril also kissed this little thing.
"Richard, you bastard! Don't you know that Corporal Lixian?" Helen whispered to Liu Zhensha's ear and said, "My corporal Lixian shit!" Liu Zhenshak said.