Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
She already has a zero on her record, so I’ll reluctantly allow her to wreck me in one component…
Thus, Lin Jiage changed the post to: [In the field of gluttony, a hundred marks for Shi Yao and zero for Lin Jiage.]
Lin Jiage planned to back out of the forum thread after successfully making the response, but after hesitating for a moment, he decided to add another Vs component: [In the field of childbirth, a hundred marks for Shi Yao, and Lin Jiage gets…]
Even though he wouldn’t be the one giving birth to a child, how could their child possibly be born without him?
Thus, Lin Jiage pondered for half a second before he resolutely awarded himself with 60 marks and then posted the response. After that, he left the forum thread satisfied.
Since I wrecked Soft Bun in two components, I’ll make up for it by allowing Soft Bun to wreck me in two components too.
Soft Bun should be delighted after reading my response.
Imagining Shi Yao’s eyes curving into a smile after reading the forum thread, the corners of Lin Jiage’s lips edged up uncontrollably as he returned to his work.
After typing on his keyboard for some time, he abruptly came to a stop.
On the field of childbirth, was the sixty marks I awarded myself a little too low?
With my capability, I should be able to knock her up with a single attempt. No matter what, that should be worth at least 99 marks, right? Besides, childbirth isn’t limited to one person’s involvement. Without me, Soft Bun wouldn’t be able to have a child either…
…
When the Sports Meet finally came to an end, Shi Yao returned to her dormitory and had a bath. Once she was done, she opened a bottle of yogurt and a packet of potato chips and then lay down leisurely on her bed, enjoying the cooling breeze of the air-conditioner.
Shi Yao heard from He Tiantian that she was on the school forum again. She was feeling bored, so she picked up her phone to admire her gossip.
There was a thread called [Shi Yao Vs Lin Jiage]
, and it was still fairly normal at the start.
After all, she was indeed no match against Lin Jiage. There was no point arguing over this.
However, when she saw the comment posted by [1234567], Shi Yao found that she couldn’t view the thread in the same way anymore…
[1234567] was Lin Jiage’s ID; those who frequented the forum would know this after the incident with Qin Yiran.
So, when Shi Yao saw the [In the field of gluttony, a hundred marks for Shi Yao and zero for Lin Jiage.]
response, she was still rather calm. In fact, she even shot a thumbs up toward Lin Jiage. She hadn’t thought that a person as proud and lofty as him would actually concede his defeat like that…
Just that, the latter part of [1234567]’s message: [In the field of childbirth, a hundred marks for Shi Yao, and sixty marks for Lin Jiage]
… What the heck was that?
When did childbirth become something to compare between two people?
And just where did Lin Jiage find the confidence to award himself sixty marks in that aspect?
Did he think he was asexual, capable of bearing a child?
What left Shi Yao horrified wasn’t Lin Jiage’s response but the replies from the forum spectators.
[A surprising entry from Adonis Lin Jiage. Who would’ve thought that he would step forward and speak on Shi Yao’s behalf? Is this a public show of affection for his wife?]
[Glutton, that I can still understand, but what does childbirth mean? Does this mean that Lin Jiage wants to have children with Shi Yao?]
[Wakakaka, are you sure that our Adonis didn’t appear to scatter some dog food for us? While the dog food is admittedly delicious, having too much of it will only make us bloated…]
…
What’s with these responses?
What did they mean by ‘a public show of affection’? Where in the world did Lin Jiage show any affection toward me? And when did I become his wife… Oh, for the time being, we could still be considered as an engaged couple… Or to be more exact, a hidden engaged couple…
Also, just whose eyes saw that Lin Jiage wanted to have children with me? They really should start working on their reading comprehension!
As expected, the forum is indeed an abnormal existence… The only reason I assumed it was normal must be because I was under a curse! I was under a false impression!
Shaking her head, Shi Yao backed out of the forum to watch a competition video of her Adonis, Legend, not forgetting to munch on her potato chips while admiring her idol.
