Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
Barely after these thoughts formed in Lin Jiage’s head, he suddenly remembered a dream he had one night. In that dream, he and Soft Bun… did an indescribable act…
As this thought surfaced in his mind, Lin Jiage’s face turned even redder, and even his ears were starting to burn up.
That dream I had… Is it just like Song Chaoxi said… I want to sleep with her?
Alright. Even if what Song Chaoxi and Xia Shangzhou said were true, and I really do like Soft Bun… how can that explain the part about Yao Loves Ice Cream then?
Does the fact that I’ve never dreamed about sleeping with Yao Loves Ice Cream mean that I don’t like her?
But if I really don’t like Yao Loves Ice Cream, why would I stand up for her when people bully her in the game? Why would I teach her how to kill people in the game when she’s unhappy? Why did I have to die together with her in the same place after seeing that screenshot of Xia Shangzhou riding on the same motorcycle as her?
Lu Benlai said that he would take care of Yao Loves Ice Cream in the game because they were friends, but what about me? Is it friendship for me too? But even as a kid, I’ve never had any friends of the opposite gender before, so why should Yao Loves Ice Cream be an exception?
Plus, Xia Shangzhou said that he was flirting with Yao Loves Ice Cream in the game, so could my actions be considered as flirting? But there were so many girls in the game, and it’s not as if I’ve never played with a female player before. So why would I treat only Yao Loves Ice Cream like that?
This was freaking harder than a complex high-mark Mathematics exam question!
Why do I have to deal with something like this?
The more Lin Jiage thought about it, the more confused he became. Eventually, he could only toss and turn on his bed in utter irritation.
Could it be that Yao Loves Ice Cream was too similar to Soft Bun? But why would that be the case then?
This really felt like a confusing puzzle to him, and pondering over the issue only seemed to further muddle his thoughts. Eventually, he shook his head forcefully to fling away the chaos in his mind.
But barely two seconds after Lin Jiage fell silent, he started flipping around his bed once again.
In the end, he couldn’t help make a fervent wish: How good would it be if Soft Bun and Big White Chubby were the same person…
…
There was a common examination amongst all Year 1 students in G University that weekend.
The topic was
Outline of the Fundamental Ideology of Marxism
.
The examination was organized by the school, and the Year 1 students were all randomly allocated to an examination hall.
The purpose of this examination was to test others on a deeper understanding of the various types of ideologies.
The invigilators were the teachers of the respective classes, but since the examination wasn’t that important, most of the time, they would just assign a student from one of their senior classes to help them do the invigilating.
Shi Yao’s examination hall was on the fourth floor whereas Leng Nuan and the others were on the first floor.
After parting on the first floor, Shi Yao was making her way up the stairs when she received a message from He Tiantian on their WeChat group: [Yaoyao, I might’ve complained about how we’re not in the same exam hall when we were eating earlier, but now I’m glad that we’re not.]
While climbing up the stairs, Shi Yao typed on her phone: [What’s wrong?]
Jiang Yue: [The ones invigilating us are Campus Farce Qin and Han Jing!]
Shortly after Jiang Yue’s response, He Tiantian sent a photo over.
There was only Qin Yiran in the photo; Han Jing was nowhere to be found. She looked much thinner than usual, and despite putting on some makeup, the black circles underneath her eyes were still very pronounced.
While Shi Yao was still examining the photo, she received a message from Leng Nuan: [Yaoyao, who’s your invigilator?]
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