Chapter 15: Joshua screwed

Wife, wife cake (Wife-Cake)! ?
Joshua, Jessica, and Rachel were all stunned, and Wang Yang nodded innocently, and they all immediately uttered "Oh". Jessica looked weird and unnaturally pulled her hair; Rachel smiled with a playful smile; and the creator Joshua frowned, and laughed again, and said in a funny way: "Dude, you are in Are you kidding me? Wife cake? Haha, this must be a name you casually named! "
This kid is not your question! Wang Yang muttered in his heart, but after he said it, he felt nothing embarrassing, wasn't it just the name of a cake? Then he smiled frankly: "No, this is not a joke. That kind of cake is called wife cake, is this name fun?"
At this time, Zachary Levi, who was still cleaning up on the other side of the kitchen, looked at this and asked curiously,
Is there a cake called a wife cake? It ’s funny, what does this name mean? Why is this called?

Wang Yang shrugged and shook his head: "I don't know, there should be some legendary allusions, but I don't understand." Then, he spoke of his knowledge of "wife cake": "This cake is a kind of wedding cake, Just like wedding candy and chocolate, new couples will give them to relatives and relatives when they get married. "Seeing Jessica's unnatural look around, he wondered if he talked too much ...
"Is the cake? Is it for my wife?" Zachary in the kitchen said suspiciously, suddenly flashing again, and asked with a smile: "Hey, is there any husband cake?"
The cake for my wife? ! Joshua jumped in his heart, and this time it was his turn to give birth to a bad expectation. He turned to look at his sister Jessica, only to see her staring at the ceiling, she seemed to be careless, but she grew up with her since childhood Big Joshua still keenly captured that her slightly raised corner of the mouth, she was covering up, she must be very happy now!
In fact, Jessica is not just very happy now, but a heart is beating up and down, and she ca n’t help thinking about it, wife cake? Why did Yang choose to give this cake a birthday gift for her at that time? Does it have any special meaning ... At this time, the memories that she had deliberately avoided but never forgotten, poured out like a tide.
Is also the day of April, her birthday. That day, like today, before going to school, she picked a beautiful new dress, a white dress, and asked her mother to dress her up, and then came to the school with anticipation. She had mentioned it to Wang Yang before. For her birthday, she wants to receive gifts.
Only Wang Yang in the class knew that it was her birthday. Although she was wearing new clothes, nobody paid attention to her. She sat in the seat, anxiously waiting for Wang Yang's arrival, and then Wang Yang appeared.
She suddenly remembered very clearly, and even Wang Yang's expression at that time clearly emerged. He carried a bag of things in his hand, shook her with a smile, and made the sound of "Dang Dang Dang Dang", and then took out a paper box to open, there were many cakes in the box, he smiled: "Jie Sika, this is the birthday gift I gave you. I made these cakes for you personally! How are you excited? "
She was really excited, that was the first birthday gift she received from her classmates, and it was made by herself! She nodded excitedly and happily and said "Thank you", then Wang Yang said "Try one", so she took one and took a bite. The taste was sweet and smooth, she smiled: "Very good" eat."
Wang Yang rested his head on the table with one hand, looking at her with a smile, and said with a smile: "Of course it's delicious, but I made it! Eat more if you think it's delicious. I'm making it for the first time. The gift is for someone else. "He said, he picked up a cake and ate it, then smiled again:" This kind of cake was originally called my wife's cake, but they are made by me, so I have the right to name them. It ’s called 'Jessica Cake'. "
"Wife cake?" Jessica asked in a whisper, blushing with a shy answer. Her mood at that time was more unconfident than she was now.
Then, Wang Yang said seriously: "Yeah, it was originally called his wife's cake. It was for his wife. I think you are my wife, okay?" Jessica stared at him, staring blankly at him. , Speechless. He laughed again: "Look at you, Jessica, like a statue! Well, this is not a confession, just a joke, haha!"
"Oh." Jessica breathed a sigh of relief, but was disappointed again.
"Why, you want to be my wife?" Wang Yang could see her disappointment and spread her hands: "Please, our age is too young to fall in love. In the" Paradise Cinema ", Duoduo and Elena are so old They are opposed by their family members when they fall in love. We ca n’t mess up. We are good friends, do n’t we?
He smiled gleefully again:
If you want to be my girlfriend, when we grow up, we become Let ’s talk about the director and the actors. No one will object to us by then. "
Jessica shook her head shyly: "I don't have one."
"That's good." Wang Yang booed suddenly and said quietly, "Yes, have you done all the weather observation assignments for science class this week? Let me copy it." Seeing her frowning, hesitated. , He booed and said: "Hush! Don't let other people know, otherwise I'll be miserable. Jessica, I know it's wrong, but it's just weather observation, oh, sunny or rainy, how much temperature? Well, this week I'm preparing to make cakes for you, how can I have time to record? Hurry up, hurry up! "
So, Jessica moved and feared to give Wang Yang the scientific workbook.
Later, she kept remembering what Wang Yang said about "growing up". When she moved to Los Angeles, she left a letter of confession, and agreed to work hard to become a director and an actor. After growing up, she was in Los Angeles. Goodbye things.
She does n’t know that Wang Yang still remembers what he said, maybe those words are just a joke, but those wife cakes are really sweet!
Those past events just flashed through her mind quickly, and Jessica tried to make her voice calmer and said: "Wow, wife cake, very interesting name. Well, I will try to learn ..."
Joshua knew that this time it was messed up, and he coughed up quickly, interrupting the strange atmosphere: "Oh, it was originally called this name. Okay, let's watch TV!" He walked to the sofa and picked it up TV remote control, frantically pressing the volume up button, the TV sound suddenly became loud and could be heard in the whole room.
At this time, the news host of the ABC channel on TV suddenly had a heavy expression and a solemn tone: "Audience, the latest bad news, in Springfield, Oregon, there was a campus shooting today, Spring. A 17-year-old student at Field High School, Kip-Kingle, shot wildly in the classroom today with a semi-automatic rifle. At present, 2 students have been killed and 22 injured. Although Kip-Kinkle He has now been arrested, but during the negotiations with the police, his biological parents were excited and rushed into the classroom, unfortunately he was shot dead. "
"Oh God! God, how could this be ..." Hearing this news, Wang Yang, Jessica, Joshua, Rachel, Zachary, so everyone was stunned and immediately gathered on TV , Looked up with a heavy and sad face.
A picture of Springfield High School is playing on the TV screen, and the news host said: "It is understood that Kip-Kingle was expelled from Springfield High School yesterday because he illegally entered the school with a gun. This is the third campus shooting this year. Last month, March 24, the first shooting occurred this year. Two boys from an elementary school in Arkansas were expelled from the school and they used rifles to the division. Shooting, killing 1 teacher and 4 girls, and injuring 10 people. The second case occurred on the 19th of this month, a high school senior Jack-Davids in Tennessee was shot and killed in the school parking lot A classmate. "
"The frequent occurrence of campus shootings, let us interrogate ourselves, do we care enough about the students? The campus should be a piece of paradise and not a killing battlefield. In addition, campus psychologists reminded that in order to prevent the continued herding effect, please Schools and parents pay close attention to their children in the near future, please give them enough care ... "
The atmosphere in the room condensed, the previous laughter disappeared, everyone frowned tightly, and the two girls Jessica and Rachel said sadly, "God, God ..."
Suddenly, Joshua turned his head to look at Wang Yang, with a look of suspicion and said: "Brother, shouldn't you also suddenly take a gun and run to Nanda to kill? I think you are a dangerous person."
Wang Yang was stunned, and Jessica suddenly shouted angrily: "Joshua !!! Shut up !!!" She picked up the pillow on the sofa and slammed into Joshua next to her. Wang Yang quickly grabbed her and stopped her: "It's okay, Jessica, I'm fine." He looked at Joshua and frowned: "However, Joshua, this joke is not funny at all, I miss you It should be known that this is a serious matter, and do n’t make fun of it.

Rachel also glared at Joshua angrily, saying: "You not only hurt Yang, but also those tragic dead." Zachary also shook his head: "This kind of speech is very bad."
"Joshua, immediately apologize to Yang, now!" Jessica's eyes are about to burst into flames. The campus shootings and the expulsion of Wang Yang are very serious matters. How can you laugh at it! ? This not only made her feel embarrassed, but also angry!
"OK, I was wrong, I apologize!" Joshua pouted, reluctantly said: "I'm sorry. In fact, I did not intentionally, I just worried that your ideas are radical, this is a concern ... "
Jessica gritted her teeth: "What is your attitude? How can you say that kind of thing?" She anxiously said to Wang Yang personally: "Yang, I'm sorry, Joshua is a rebellious child. He even said it himself. Do n’t know anything, do n’t care. "
Wang Yang gave her a "you can rest assured" smile and said, "No, I know Joshua is not malicious. He apologized." He took the remote control and turned off the TV, and got up and clapped his hands. Laughed: "Come on, forget those sad things, I will show you something happy." He said as he walked to the bedroom, Rachel and Zachary both got up and followed.
Jessica glared at Joshua and pressed her voice: "I won't let you go. I'll go home and settle the accounts with you." After all, she quickly followed.
Coming to the bedroom, Wang Yang turned on the computer and played back the footage of the movie taken a few days ago, as if looking at his child, with a satisfied smile, looking back and saying: "These were taken two days ago. The photos taken today are not included. "
"Oh my god!" Jessica looked fascinated. Although the clips were scattered and not connected by editing, and she didn't understand it very well, she just looked at it and felt very happy and looking forward to her. Looking at the computer screen without blinking his eyes, he murmured: "It's a really good shot ..."
At this time, the heroine Meier appeared in the video, and then went to the actor Kevin, Zachary-Levy suddenly shouted: "Haha, that's me, that's me! Wow, watch on the computer To myself, I feel really good! "Rachel nodded with a smile and said," Well, I feel good too. "
Jessica glanced at Rachel, and envy flashed in her eyes. Damn, why was n’t she herself appearing on the computer screen now?
"Vague, dizzy ..." Joshua standing at the end glanced a few times, UU read www. uukanshu.com was very disdainful, but no one took care of him. Even Jessica patronized the screen and was too lazy to scold him. Joshua pulled her ears away and walked away in a boring way. What's so great, didn't he just take the DV? He will!
He went out of the bedroom and suddenly saw the DV machine on the coffee table in front of the sofa. His eyes suddenly lit up. He walked over to pick it up, and then walked back to the bedroom door, shouting: "Hey guys, look here! "He held the DV machine and laughed haha:" Look, I am also a director! "
Everyone looked back at him, smiled and shook their heads angrily, and continued to look back at the screen. While holding the mouse and pointing at the clips, Wang Yang smiled and said, "Joshua, you can take these pictures now and play them as the movie tidbits in the future."
Jessica, who didn't want to miss the video for a second, turned back in her busy schedule, looked at Joshua, and scolded him: "Be careful, don't mess with it, don't lose the shot of Yang!"
"Please, how come! I'm not an idiot." Joshua responded casually, holding DV around, posing in various shooting poses, shouting: "Does everyone look handsome to me?" But no He ignored him, and after getting a little bored, he took the DV machine out of the bedroom.
After a while, when Wang Yang was about to click and play the next set of shots, suddenly, there was an exclamation from Joshua "Ah" outside, and then he heard a "Pang Bang" sound, which seemed to be a book The sound of Ya falling on the floor.
"What happened !?" Wang Yang, Jessica and others frowned, and quickly walked outside to see that Joshua really lay on the floor of the hall and covered the knock with pain. His forehead fell, and the DV camera that was supposed to be on his hand was lying on the floor one meter away.