Chapter 74:
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The Big Shot’s Girlfriend Is a Demoness
- 爱吃鱼尾巴
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- 2021-03-03 11:36:05
Just when the car was about to turn into a fork in the road, Luo Xi suddenly threw the talisman in his hand.
The talisman was thrown out of the car window and should be left behind at the speed of the car, but the talisman did not flew to the front of the windshield of the car as if it had eyes, and then spontaneously ignited without wind.
"Fuck!"
Uncle Fatty was taken aback by this scene and subconsciously stepped on the brake.
The car was crushed at the Y-shaped bifurcation point and stopped abruptly.
He stared fiercely in front of the windshield, his gaze was about to pierce the burning talisman floating in the air, watching the talisman burn, turning into incense ashes and falling on the front cover of his car.
The fat uncle's face was blue and white, and he clasped the steering wheel nervously.
"Can you see the road in the middle now? Let's go." Luo Xi patted him and pointed to the front through the glass.
The fat uncle stared stiffly at the front, which should have been a Y-shaped fork. After the talisman was burned, there was a vague path in the middle.
The road was a bit erratic, like a distorted picture that would appear when it was grilled at high temperatures, looming, and looking particularly scary.
Uncle Fatty almost stopped breathing, he did not dare to turn his head to look at Luo Xi next to him. At this moment, the ghost films he had seen in the past flashed through his mind like glimpses of light.
This kind of situation, this kind of picture... It's so like a ghost!
Isn't this little girl next to herself a terrible ghost? No wonder she has to be wrapped so tightly!
Uncle Fatty has been driving a taxi for so many years, and he has heard so many midnight talks. In the past, an old driver in the circle said that he would pull dirty things in the middle of the night.
But he is only in the evening, how can he run into a ghost! ! !
Seeing him not moving for a long time, Luo Xi patted him again in confusion: "Uncle?"
I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect. The fat uncle only thinks that Luo Xi’s hands are cold and not like a living person. When Luo Xi slapped him, he trembled suddenly, his lips trembled and his voice floated: , The debtor...I haven't done any harm, you, don't find me..."
Luo Xi didn't understand what he was talking about, and pointed to the road in the middle: "Quickly drive over, that road can be seen now, right?"
The road was twisted and transparent, and it was vague as if there was a little light in the distance.
Uncle Fatty's teeth began to fight, and the back molars rattled and rattled. Under Luo Xi's urging, he quickly cried and trembled: "I, I don't want to go to Huangquan Road, let me go..."
Luo Xi: "...Huh?"
Little Jinlong couldn't hold back: "Puff."
Hahahahaha, Luo Xi was actually regarded as a ghost. This fat man is so good at brain supplement!
The fat uncle heard Xiao Jinlong's laughter even more terrified.
There were obviously only two people in this car, but there was a third voice... His face looked like he was about to faint at any time.
Luo Xi blankly turned the stiff body of the fat uncle, let him look at him, and pointed to his shadow: "A ghost has no shadow, I am a living person with a shadow."
The fat uncle's complexion was blue and white, and his eyes moved to Luo Xi's side with stiff eyes.
Shadow... indeed has a shadow...
"So you're not a ghost..." The fat uncle leaned back on the car seat and muttered to himself.
There is a shadow, not a ghost. The laughter just now is probably because I was too nervous to hear it.
It’s not a female ghost!
Not only is this little girl not a ghost, but she can draw charms, and the charms are still floating in the air and ignite spontaneously... It turns out that this little girl is a true god!
Uncle Fatty finally digested these in horror, and asked Luo Xi eagerly: "What is going on outside, what is going on outside?"
Youzhenshen stick was aside, his panic and fear faded a little, he wanted to look outside, but he didn't dare to raise his eyes.
That road was too weird. It seemed that I had never seen the Y shape before, and then a road grew in the middle. Not a man, how could he have a third leg!
Luo Xi glanced at that road and thought about it for a while and said, "Probably it was a blindfold. From the beginning, there was only one road. The other two were dead ends to deceive the eyes. Instead, the road to life was hidden."
"Dead, dead end!"
The fat uncle's voice became sharp, "What will happen if we go to a dead end, will we die? Will the errands come to ecstasy!?"
Luo Xi: "That won't be true. It's okay even if you get ecstasy. It's just a wrong way. I'll talk to them. I can come back while my body is still warm."
Uncle Fat: "..."
I always feel as if I have heard something terrible!
Is the evil servant of the underworld so talkative!
You can come back after you die!
No, this little girl can actually communicate with the bad guys!
The current stick is too hanging!
There is a network in the underworld! ! !
Luo Xi glanced at the blurry and twisted road, and urged again: "Okay, hurry up on the road. The talisman just now can show the way of life, but it won't last long."
The fat uncle's thoughts flew around, restarted the car, fell slightly, adjusted the direction of getting off the car, and drove straight to the blurry road in the middle.
He was still a little scared, because the road in the middle was too vague, twisted and disappeared, as if he was about to drive on a cliff.
Uncle Fatty's heart was tight, staring at the road in the middle, gritted his teeth and stepped on the accelerator, and rushed towards the road in the middle.
It clearly looked like a vague and twisted road, but suddenly rushed into it, but found it was a straight road.
The green belts around him are familiar, the traffic lights in the distance look so amiable, and finally he is not the only car on the road, and the noise of the traffic sounds so moving.
The fat uncle's hands holding the steering wheel were shaking, but his face was much better than before, full of surprises of escape.
He pulled the car slowly to the side and stopped. Everything just now was too exciting and he needed to calm down.
...
Luo Xi turned his head and glanced behind him. The original Y-shaped road was gone. It seemed that there was only one road from beginning to end.
Luo Xi silently opened his dark eyes, then raised his eyes and looked at a grim-white figure on the side of the road.
It was a vague shadow, staring at Luo Xi with red eyes, with unwillingness in his eyes. He seemed to want to jump over, but was stopped by something invisible, and he could only wander not far away.
Xiao Jinlong also opened his dark eyes, looked at the human shadow and asked: [What is that? 】
Luo Xi: [Probably the earth bound spirit. 】
Earth-bound spirits are generally produced by being trapped in place after death due to some special circumstances. This kind of dead soul is not the same as the general lonely ghost. They can't leave the trapped place, and can only wander in place day after day, year after year.
In this boring confinement, the reason is gradually worn down, leaving only the obsession to leave.
If Earthbound Spirit wanted to get away, he had to look for a dead ghost.
They will meet the people who died, let these people die in the same death time and the same way as them, and then the newly dead people will replace them into earth-bound spirits, and they can escape from this confinement.
Obviously, the Y-shaped road just now was made by this earth-bound spirit. It was a simple way of blindfolding, but it was easy to kill people.
Ordinary people can't see the way of life, no matter which of the two fork roads is driven, it is the result of car crashes and deaths.
Little Jinlong felt that this Earth Bound Spirit was a bit unwilling to pick people, and he was unlucky to pick Luo Xi. Earthbound spirits are generally weak. They are not ghosts. At best, they are vain ghosts. They are still trapped all the year round, only getting weaker and weaker.
This earth-bound spirit managed to accumulate enough power to create a decent blind eye technique, but Luo Xi broke it, and it is estimated that it will be so angry.
Look at those angry red eyes, staring at Luo Xi without moving away.
...
Uncle Fatty took a long time, and finally healed.
He will look at Luo Xi, his eyes are extremely respectful, and he doesn’t care about Luo Xi’s young age, and respectfully asks:
Master, my son is particularly addicted to metaphysics. Please give me some pointers. He invited a statue of God back home. Called Emperor Shuiguan, is the Emperor Shuiguan who worships every day useful?"
When Luo Xi heard the name of the Patriarch, he immediately retracted his gaze and seriously sold Amway first.
"Of course it's useful, the Emperor Dongyin, the third-rank Jie Eshui official of the Yuan Dynasty, is one of the three officials, and Taoism is a very high god."
"Huh? So amazing."
The fat uncle scratched his head, listening in the mist. "Is there anything special about the worship? I go back and put incense on the Shuiguan Emperor? I beg his old man to protect me from this kind of thing again?"
Luo Xi was very happy to add another believer to the ancestor, and said patiently: "The tribute should be fresh. Sooner or later, three sticks of incense will do. This matter has nothing to do with you today. The bound spirit probably came for me."
"Earth, earth-bound spirit!?" The fat uncle was horrified.
His ghost stories and ghost movies for so many years are not for nothing. He thought it was a ghost hitting a wall, but he didn't expect it to be a life-threatening thing like the earth bound spirit!
Even if the ghost hits the wall, even if it is a horrible person, it will generally not kill anyone. At the worst, it will be scattered until the ghost hits the wall. At most, it will be tiring. But the Earthbound Spirit is looking for a substitute for the dead ghost!
After knowing it, I realized that I was walking around in front of the ghost gate just now, and the fat uncle was in a cold sweat.
Luo Xi glanced at Di Bin Ling who was still staring at him, paid the car and got off the car.
The fat uncle yelled in return: "Hey, it's not delivered to the place yet."
"I'm off here."
Luo Xi pulled the car door, thought for a while, took off his sunglasses and scarf, and grinned at the fat uncle: "Take a photo? Or take a video?"
Uncle Fatty was shocked by the beauty of the prosperous age, thinking in a daze, now that the magic sticks are so good-looking, is it that the career of the magic stick is also the choice of the face?
Under Luo Xi's smile, the fat uncle also forgot to ask her why she suddenly had to take a group photo for a video, obediently took out the phone, and took a picture with Luo Xi.
After taking the group photo, Luo Xi reached out and adjusted the mode to the video, turned his head and asked, "What is your son's name?"
Uncle Fat: "Zhang Dapeng."
Luo Xi raised his eyebrows: "Oh, Dapeng spreads its wings, the meaning is very good."
The fat uncle proudly raised his chest: "Of course, I used to look through the dictionary for several days!"
Luo Xi turned his head to face the camera of the phone, and smiled slightly: "Zhang Dapeng, your father wants you to study hard and you are not allowed to chase stars too much. You have to be obedient."
After recording this short segment, she returned the phone to the fat uncle, "Take it back and remember to show it to your son."
Uncle Fatty didn't understand what Luo Xi was doing at all, scratching his head and letting out a ‘oh’ to express his understanding.
Luo Xi got out of the car and waved goodbye to the uncle.
The fat uncle watched her leave, and drove towards home with an accelerator pedal.
What happened tonight was so exciting, he planned to pick up the car early and go back to worship Emperor Shuiguan to be unlucky.
...
When he got home, he went to his son's room for the first time. In the shocked eyes of his son, he earnestly lit three sticks of incense and worshipped the statue of Shuiguan.
His son waited for him to finish his worship before he said in surprise, "Dad, are you hell? The sun is coming out from the west, don't you usually criticize this as feudal superstition!"
The fat uncle silently admitted a mistake to the water officer: "I used to have no eyes. Your old man is generous and careless. Please bless our family safe and sound."
It's better to stay away from those ghosts or something, he is too old to bear this kind of stimulation.
His son didn't understand why his father suddenly changed his attitude, but as long as he didn't object. This Emperor Shuiguan would also worship the goddess. As a senior fan, Zhang Dapeng said that he must follow in the footsteps of the goddess.
Uncle Fatty exchanged fresh tributes for Emperor Shuiguan again, and then he idled to look at his son and began to share everything he encountered today.
"By the way, you are not interested in the customers I pulled today. Let me tell you, the little girl I pulled today is not an ordinary person. You don't know what I met."
Zhang Dapeng glanced at his dad, his brain crooked.
What happened?
Is it the kind of support that promotes health care products? His dad is not old yet, so he wouldn't be fooled like this.
The fat uncle excitedly described the supernatural event encountered tonight: "Do you know how critical it was at the time? If you drive a fork in the road, it will be a dead end. At this moment, the little girl drew Zhang Fu and threw it out. The symbol ignited silently, and then the way of life was revealed! Only then did I know that this little girl is an expert!"
Zhang Dapeng looked at his father with a foolish look, and interrupted his chatter.
"Dad, what are you talking about? What are you going to do? You are still drawing charms? You are afraid that you met a liar! Did she sell you her charms and let you buy them? You were fooled? How much money to buy? If it is too expensive, be careful my mother smokes you."
It's hitting ghosts again, and drawing talisman again, and the talisman is still spontaneous?
The talisman must have been coated with sulfur and phosphorous, and it would burn if it was shaken in the air.
This kind of look is the trick of a liar. His dad would actually be tricked. After so many years of approaching science, he saw it in vain!
Hearing his son's retort, the fat uncle became unhappy: "How do you speak, can I still lie to you? You didn't even say that the little girl's voice is like your goddess, so how long will it take him to be a liar."
Zhang Dapeng sneered: "There are too many people in this world who have the same voice. They will be too far away, and the vagueness will not sound real. Now thinking about it, it probably doesn't look that way. My goddess is noble and cold, not like a mortal. These little tricks."
The fat uncle snorted coldly, "I think the little girl is much better than your goddess, she is at least a real talent, and she looks pretty, definitely much more beautiful than your goddess!"
"Impossible!" Zhang Dapeng stared at his father angrily: "My goddess is recognized by the world of beauty and beauty. Don't compare it to ordinary mortals!"
The fat uncle laughed angrily, "Oh, it's still beautiful in the flourishing age. Come, come, I took a picture, and I will show you what is the beauty in flourishing age."
The fat uncle flipped out the phone, slid onto the photo of himself and Luo Xi, flipped the screen and pointed at his son.
"Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, I'm not crooked! This little girl is the best I have ever seen!"
"..."
"!!!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
The fat man was taken aback by his son, and his cell phone was snatched from him.
Zhang Dapeng squeezed the phone tightly and stared at the person in the photo.
Ignoring the fat man next to him, his eyes were filled with the smiling the other side.
It's Luo Xi!
It's the beauty of the prosperous age, the goddess deity! ! !
Zhang Dapeng stared at the group photo excitedly, screaming inside, licking and licking all over his head.
The goddess is indeed the beauty of the prosperous age, his dad’s broken phone, no beauty, no dermabrasion, no photo retouching, still shot so beautiful! ! !
He will be the goddess's face dog for life!
The fat uncle frowned and wanted to get his phone back: "Have you seen enough, is it more beautiful than your goddess?"
Zhang Dapeng held the phone without letting go, staring at his father with blazing eyes, feeling extremely complicated.
I worship the Emperor Shuiguan every day, praying for a chance encounter with the goddess, which has never been realized. As a result, his dad, this scam, has such good luck to pull the goddess!
What made him desperate the most was that his father got the goddess, but his old man didn't know him!
I obviously felt the voice familiar from the phone, but because his dad's performance was plain, I thought he had heard it wrong, and he passed the goddess alive...
This kind of ups and downs is too cheating!
Zhang Dapeng held back his sobs, holding his cell phone and asked, "There is only one group photo? Is there no signature or something?"
The fat uncle was stunned, "Signature?"
He later realized that his son's attitude was too weird, and moved his gaze to the album that was on the table.
He turned the album cover over and stared at the person on it.
That was Luo Xi's album. In order to highlight Luo Xi's voice, Gong Xu weakened her prosperous beauty. Luo Xi on the cover of the album has only one profile face, and it looks a little fuzzy under the light and shadow.
But at this moment, this side face suddenly met the little girl, and it was exactly the same as when she got out of the car and waved goodbye to herself!
Damn it!
The fat uncle stared at the album and muttered to himself: "Isn't it... Now the stars are all part-time gods?"
Zhang Dapeng murmured: "What kind of stick, it's ugly. My goddess is the heart and soul of Emperor Shuiguan. Emperor Shuiguan treats her well. Mo Huan who found fault before was cleaned up and obedient."
The fat man is still in a trance.
Zhang Dapeng stared at the photo of the goddess and his father, wondering how to cut his father out, and then put himself up. He sent the group photo to his mobile phone, and flicked his fingers more, revealing the small video behind.
Seeing the face of the goddess, he poked the video in surprise, and then saw Sheng Shi Meiyan smiling at himself, shouting his name softly like a natural sound.
[Zhang Dapeng, your father told you to study hard, don't chase stars too much, you have to be obedient. 】
The twenty-year-old boy felt as if he had received a violent blow, and his mind was full of these words repeating.
Zhang Dapeng, your father told you to study hard and you are not allowed to chase stars too much. You have to be obedient.
Your father told you to study hard and not to chase stars too much. You have to be obedient.
Don't chase stars too much, you have to be obedient.
You have to be obedient.
Ah~~
With a silly smile on his face, the big boy nodded to the video.
Well, everything the goddess says is fine.
No problem, he is obedient, starting from today to study hard, and improving every day!
I wanted to post the video to the Internet for a while, but I was reluctant to think about it.
Luo Xi, who was so soft and well-behaved, shouted his name and just smiled at him, so why did he make the wolf-like guys on the Internet cheap?
Zhang Dapeng also saved this video in his mobile phone, and Bao Bao created a special clip collection.
With the encouragement of the goddess, he immediately took out the book and drove his father out.
"You go out quickly, I want to review well, this semester will definitely not fail!"
After the fat man returned to his senses, he saw his son who was hardworking.
He is still a little unbelievable about everything tonight, and he can't equate his son's favorite star with the little girl tonight, but as long as his son is willing to study hard, the result is not bad.
Isn't it the highest state of chasing stars, just for her to become a better person. If the son can be so upbeat, he will not object.
The fat uncle left his son's room contentedly.