Chapter 96: Stupid marmot

如果 If it is in the dormitory at this moment, Shi Lei must be the first reaction is to take off his pants and take a look.
到底 What the is this, isn't the quota used up? Why was he punished? Moreover, the scepter, Lao Tzu and you are endless, why is it such an important part? !!
Fortunately, the blood mist did not last for too long, Shi Lei said nothing, and the driver twitched his nose a few times. It seemed that the strange smell was gone, and there was no more incident.
"It seems to be gone, maybe it came from the window, why is it so bloody! There is a bit of anger! Who would slaughter the sheep in the middle of the night, this city's slaughter? These people are simply lawless!"
The driver complained and went to the place.
Yan Shilei threw down the money and disappeared while trotting around the crotch.
The driver thought that Shi Lei had a stomachache, shook his head and said, "This guy, pull dysentery?" Then he looked back and saw that there was no change in the white back seat cover, so he was relieved.
Xun Shilei rushed directly to a dark alley and couldn't care much about it. He turned on the phone and borrowed a little light from the phone to take off his pants.
It was cold and windy, especially in this narrow alley, Shi Lei slept through the wind, and the buttocks were full of frozen goosebumps.
Xi Shilei couldn't control these, he just wanted to know if his life was still there!
The soreness just now was a sudden moment, and it soon disappeared. On the way, Shi Lei only felt that his crotch was slightly numb, as if something had disappeared. He pressed his hand twice, but nothing. How can he not panic.
"It must be there, it must be there, even if it's shorter, don't disappear. Nima, Lao Tzu is still a man
Man, although there is some inexplicable relationship with each other across the clothes, Lao Tzu is still For example, my first brother who is a fake replacement! If this is gone, what can I do in the second half of my life? This funeral is not the happiness of Lao Tzu alone, but the happiness of the family and the sexual happiness of two people! "
Shi Lei's mind was full of these weird words, and when his eyes fell on the little elephant nose in the tuft of hair, a stone in Shi Lei's heart finally fell to the ground.
I'm okay, okay, still alive.
But why, you just look a little different after just not seen for more than half an hour?
Twenty-five hours ago, Shi Lei had just stepped out of the cinema's projection room, went to a toilet, and saw his little brother with his own eyes.
Now, the little brother is okay, just because of the sudden pain and the cold wind in the alley, they have shrunk a lot and look very stubborn, but they are basically complete, and there should be no less than half. Shi Lei estimates that the reason why he didn't touch the taxi just now was because of the automatic contraction after the pain, and because of his panic and some mistakes, looking at this appearance is basically the same majestic little brother in the past.
I really have changed appearance, but Shi Lei is a little bit inexplicable.
I stared for a long time, Shi Lei suddenly realized!
What the hell! The bag
skin is a bit short, so the long one changes a lot.
This is like someone who had long hair fluttering before, but was suddenly choked by his hair. All the hair on his head was chopped off. The surrounding hair was still scattered, but the middle was bald like the Mediterranean Sea, showing blue. Penetrated scalp. This appearance, it is estimated that even if his relatives and mothers saw him, they would still think that the son was still the son, but it was obviously different. Furthermore, there is a possibility that it will not be recognized in a short time.
I must have been punished, and the amount was quite small. Compared to the amount of 100,000 yuan, thirty or forty is only four thousandths of a thousandth. This paragraph has been accompanied by Shi Lei's bag for more than 20 years. Compared with Shi Lei's body, it is almost three or four thousandths. Look like.
But why? Why should you punish Shi Lei?
This week's quota is definitely used up, Shi Lei is very confident, so Zhang Liangliang said that she didn't want to go home, and Shi Lei agreed without thinking too much. At nine o'clock, even if he returned, he could only wait until twelve. It was better to watch a movie. It was not necessary to find a scepter to check the quota anyway.
But now, the scepter gave him a punishment. Even if this punishment is actually irrelevant, it can even be said that it has some benefits to Shi Lei. Even if he is not a patient with a long skin, it can only be shortened for the benefit of his future male and female life. It is not good. what! If the scepter can wipe away a part of his body in this way, today is the circumcision
skinning
skinning, tomorrow will be the circumcision nose, the day after tomorrow will dig the eyes, and the day after tomorrow will cut an ear.
Shi Shilei is very angry, it is really anger!
He is going to find a scepter to discuss.
Putting on his pants, Shi Lei sighed fortunately that nothing was happening, and went straight to a self-service bank not far away.
After inserting the black card, entering the password, Shi Lei waited until the scepter had been fully displayed, and then yelled: "Did you meow! Are you sick? Why punish Lao Tzu? Why give Lao Tzu a circumcision operation? "Shi Lei burst into anger.
The scepter was also suffocated, and the scepter on the screen was a little trembling, as if a person was short of breath.
"You dare to scold me, you stupid groundhog!"
Hey, it was a mole last time, how can it become a groundhog again? Do you have any kinship with rats?
"You haven't run out of credits, of course you will be punished!"
Shi Lei is very clear that Zhang Liangliang and her current relationship ~ EbookFREE.me ~ definitely can be called a friend, he invited Zhang Liangliang to dinner is absolutely no problem. Moreover, if this will also have problems, it is not possible to cut a bag
skin can solve it. Although there are not more than two thousand, the proportion that can be occupied is about two percent and two percent of the 100,000 quota. It is probably not enough to fill in the entire little brother.
In that case, Shi Lei doesn't think he has anywhere left to spend!
"My quota is exhausted, and I have every record." Shi Lei angrily opened the phone and called out a book from the inside, except for today ’s consumption, every other record was clearly recorded With.
"Your foul-smelling stuff is about 3.8 ten thousandths of your body. The conversion cost weekly amount should be thirty-eight yuan. Think about it for yourself. Yuan hasn't been counted into the quota? When you think about it clearly, you remember to apologize to me! Otherwise, insulting your noble master ... "Maybe I also realized that Shi Lei had pierced the so-called master and slave, and the scepter said : "Otherwise, you will be punished for insulting me like you!"
"Punish your sister!" Shi Lei ignored it at all. He was very clear that according to the rules of the black card, he would never be punished unless he had spent his quota.
However, Shi Lei also looked at the records on the phone.
Thirty-eight yuan is basically only a taxi fare. For such a small amount, Shi Lei really has no other expenses.
On the bill this week, there was only 38 yuan, which was recorded on Wednesday afternoon, and the time was marked on the back, close to 2pm.
Bian Shilei carefully recalled that it was nearly two o'clock in the afternoon, and he had spent thirty-eight yuan somewhere, but this money actually had no record.