Chapter 579: nosebleed
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The Caveman Made Me Awesome
- Pointless Bamboo
- 1187 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:46:00
The hammer is bursting into tears.
He didn't want the Peacock to be a man either! When he first saw this guy, he even figured out the names of their children, okay? !
How much he liked it at the beginning, and how unacceptable it is when he knows the truth. There is a very accurate word to describe his current state, that is, angry into anger.
Qi Yu stepped forward and took the Peacock's hand: "Go, let's eat some food first, don't follow the hammer."
After that, he gave the hammer a fierce look.
"Wait!"
Hammer drank.
He didn't want to be misunderstood any more, his eyes were fierce, and suddenly he stretched out his big hand to grab the Peacock man's long skirt, and slammed it down! With a tear, the long skirt tore.
Everyone froze.
Sluggish.
Silly.
Ji Yu lowered his head and stared at the Peacock's chest, then... two tubes of blood gurgled from his nostrils.
Then the hammer was frantically beaten by the soldiers who rushed up!
"Tell you to pull a woman's clothes!"
"Playing as a hooligan? Do you still remember the Xicheng Law Code, what crime is it to violently insult a woman?"
"Although she is not from Xicheng yet, Lao Tzu has to teach you a lesson!"
Bang bang bang!
There was a muffled sound of fists.
The hammer was hit and squatted on the ground, breathing in pain, he hugged his head with a full face, and wailed a long cry.
"That's the pectoral muscles! Be sensible--!!!"
Pectoral muscles?
Everyone sneered.
It was obviously a woman's breast, but it was a little smaller, and the waist was delicate.
No, I can’t think about it, I’m going to have a nosebleed again...
Let's beat the hammer first!
The hammer with the blue nose and swollen face continued to beat each other in grief and grief. Finally, with the strength of some unknown source, he crawled out of the crowd, and suddenly grabbed the corner of the Peacock's only broken skirt and tore it fiercely!
"Sizzle!"
The peacock was clean and slick.
Before the soldiers opened their eyes, the indescribable thing rushed into their sight with great impact.
Also... Really male? !
The faces of the soldiers were green and red for a while, unpredictable, like a color palette, and they were really beautiful.
It took a while before they found their tongues. This group of soldiers turned their guns around as if they had been cheated on their feelings.
"He's Eminem, what do you do when you grow up to be a male! Anole Bunny is more like a man than him!"
"Wearing such a beautiful dress, none of the women in the city look like women!"
The sentiment is fierce and extremely angry.
The Peacock man opened his beautiful eyes, took a step back in fear, but was immediately pushed forward by a soldier. He couldn't escape, so he held his arms weakly and helplessly, shaking.
Everyone fell in weird silence, and all shuddered.
I originally thought that the Peacock was a woman. This cowardly appearance would arouse pity, but what are you doing with such a weak posture! what? !
The indescribable thing is exposed, okay?
Will you be more burly with your chest? ! !
Fortunately, Yi Kuang touched the three-black head beside him with fear, and said, "Fortunately, you are not like this stranger. If you are like..."
He stroked the erect hair on his arm.
When everyone's expressions were indescribable, only one person's gaze became hotter, and that was Dong Muying. She strode forward and drove the people around the Peacock away:
"Hey, what are you doing with your hands! Don't push anyone out!"
Dong Muying is tall and burly, full of muscles, standing in front of the Peacock a head taller than him, unexpectedly looks more like a man than him.
Dong Muying stretched out his sturdy and powerful arm, raised the Peacock's delicate small chin with a squint, and scanned his face up and down with hot eyes.
The Peacock was even more frightened.
The body shrank.
Dong Muying smiled diagonally, and approached the Peacock with aggression.
"Huh!"
Peacocks can't stand it anymore. The gorgeous feathers on his head flicked, and the peacock spread out like a screen.
I saw more than a dozen peacock eyes on each feather. These peacock eyes are scarlet, reflecting the light slightly in the sun. At this time, they all stand up, like hundreds of scarlet strange eyes facing everyone. blink.
"Rainy, 簌簌!"
The Peacock shook his head and feathers vigorously, trying to scare away Dong Muying and the crowd in front of him like a beast.
But everyone, including Dongmuying, looked at him inexplicably.
Ye Xi, who stood on the top of the mountain and watched the excitement, was even more exaggerated, and actually laughed...laughed...
Don't blame him, it's the Peacock who stretched his head feathers like a gorgeous badminton, and he couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this.
Peacock: "..."
Seeing that his big ultimate move had no effect at all, he suddenly withered, took Lingyu back, and spoke quietly.
"My meat is very poisonous, you can't eat it! Don't eat me!"
This opening made everyone tremble.
Ye Xi couldn't stand it either: "How can you be such a mother?"
The hammer with a blue nose and a swollen face came directly at the back of the Peacock’s head and shouted: "Tongue is straightened! Can you speak!"
Dongmuying stared at the hammer unhappily: "Why be so rude to him!"
As he said, he put his arm around the Peacock’s stiff shoulders, leaned close to his ears, and whispered: "Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, we don’t eat people! We won’t eat you!"
The Peacock's ears were flushed with her breath, his hands pressed against her hard shoulders, and his head turned to avoid her.
She looks pretty and shy.
A group of five-big and three-thick warriors were in a trance, and some of them finally couldn't bear it and dispersed.
Qiuya was sour in his heart, and went to pull Dong Muying unhappy: "What are you doing with your arms around?"
Dong Muying glanced at him obliquely: "Don't you hug him?"
Jiaoyaxin said yes, come and hug me, but I am embarrassed to say that, he couldn't hold on to his face, and angrily pointed at the Peacock man and said angrily: "Holding such a guy doesn't feel like holding a woman. You have something wrong, right? ?!"
Seeing that the two are about to quarrel.
Standing on the top of the mountain and seeing everything, Ye Xi shook his head~EbookFREE.me~ jumped down from the top of the mountain.
"Hammer, there is more than one Peacock like this, right?"
Seeing Ye Xi's approach, Dong Muying, Qiu Ya and others stopped arguing, and Dong Muying immediately let go of the Peacock.
Hammer respectfully said: "Yes, Master Xi Wu, there are many more Peacocks like this, no less than a few thousand people, all living in a forest."
Ye Xi: "What is their strength?"
Hammer: "The strength of these peacocks is no different from ordinary people, they are very weak, but I saw them stuffing all kinds of poisonous fruit and poisonous insects in their mouths, and they seemed not afraid of poison.
Regardless of his rough appearance, he had carefully observed it before he started catching people.
Ye Xi asked, "Have you ever played against them? Tell me more about the situation on the Peacock people."
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