Chapter 45: Haemophilus olde

Chapter forty-five
"A thousand dollars?" The old man was happy when he heard it. Then Xia Ming's eyes were bright and clear. The old man said, "You guys, you are still sensible. It is not easy for me to know the old man. One thousand is one thousand . "
As soon as Xia Ming heard it, he couldn't help but said, "Grandpa, guess again, a thousand won't show my identity."
"You ... shouldn't you want to give me ten thousand ... ten thousand ..." The old man suddenly opened his eyes and asked inconceivably.
Even Lin Wanqing looked at Xia Ming with big eyes and small eyes. Lin Wanqing couldn't help but wanted to remind Xia Ming, but at this time Xia Ming gave Lin Wanqing a little calm and not impatient. Eyes.
Lin Wanqing still held back and didn't speak.
"Master, let me tell you, I'm a rich second-generation, 1.8 million people. For me, it's just nine cows and one hair, and what I'm talking about is not ten thousand, ten thousand is equivalent to one hundred dollars. , I'm talking about one million, how about Grandpa? "
"I'll give you a million." Xia Ming stretched out this finger and swayed in front of the old man. For a time, the old man looked at Xia Ming's finger, and it became a time. Cross-eyed.
"One million ... one million ... Oh my God ... it's one million ..." The old man's body began to tremble. Although he said his income was good, it was one million and one. Every day, every day, there are a million, he can play beautiful women, the best hotel to sleep.
For a moment, the old man became excited.
"You ... you really want to give me a million?" The old man could not help asking.
"Do you think I'm a liar?" Xia Ming smiled.
Gollum!
The old man couldn't help but swallowed his mouth, and his eyes opened up just like the hungry wolf saw delicious food.
Gollum.
Suddenly, Grandpa's belly rang, and Grandpa's face flushed for a while, just like the soldering iron just taken out of the fire.
Alas.
At this moment, the old man put a loud fart severely, and as the fart rang, a stinky smell began to spread when he didn't know how many years, and at this time Lin Wanqing was flushed and brow. Holding her mouth and nose tightly, she had unspeakable abandonment.
Xia Ming said at this time: "Master, haven't you eat too much at noon? This fart tastes good enough." Xia Ming couldn't help laughing.
At this moment, the old man was flushed and his face was a little uncomfortable. The old man gritted his teeth and couldn't help saying, "Boy, when will you give me the one million you gave me?"
When Xia Ming saw the uncle's uncomfortable appearance, his heart was amused. Xia Ming quickly pretended to be a groan, and did not immediately answer the old man's words.
Seeing Xia Ming's ink, the old man was anxious and couldn't help but said, "Otherwise, please give me the money quickly? I'll go now."
When Xia Ming heard it, he smiled suddenly and said, "Master, I want to give you money too, but, do you see anyone running around carrying a million full streets idle? Or else, Grandpa is waiting for you here, shall I go and get you money? "
The old man was anxious immediately, not because he didn't want to wait, but he couldn't wait. He now felt that his stomach was like a shark rolling, and it was extremely uncomfortable.
Alas.
Just then the old man put on another fart. At this time, people around could not help but take a few steps back, for fear of smelling the smell of this smelly smell.
"Then what do you say?" Grandpa's hands couldn't help touching his buttocks. This time, he was really uncomfortable, and the whole man was almost sick.
Xia Ming pretended to be puzzled: "Master, do you have any urgent matters? Otherwise, you will go to work first, I will wait for you here, and wait for you to come back, and you will go with me to get the money. "
"Okay, you're waiting for me. I'll go to the toilet first. I'll be right back."
At this time the old man couldn't help it anymore, immediately put a loud fart again, stood up quickly, and started training to go to the toilet.
At this time, his head, legs, and waist were all painless, and he looked very healthy. For a time, even Lin Wanqing was stunned, pointing at the old man and saying: "Xia Ming ... he ... he ... "
"Wife, don't look at it, let's go quickly." Xia Ming waved his hands.
"But ... he ..." Lin Wanqing pointed at the departure and didn't know what to say.
Xia Ming said: "Wife, haven't you seen it? Who has been hit by a car and can run so fast? You look at the old man's body, he looks like a cow, you look at him like a sick person What. "
Lin Wanqing had a playful face, and was instantly covered with frost. At this time, even if she was stupid, she reacted.
The old man was fine at all, and he didn't hit him at all.
All this is because the old man touches porcelain.
After hearing the explanations from Xia Ming, the people around them realized that they were just holding up the old man's injustice, and that face was flushed.
They all bowed their heads shyly.
They knew that they had wronged Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing.
After Xia Ming sat in the car, he waved at Lin Wanqing and said, "Wife, hurry home."
Lin Wanqing then reacted, stepping on the ground angrily, opened the door, started the car, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he shot out.
Lin Wanqing and Xia Ming just walked for five minutes. At this time, the old man also resolved the battle. He was carrying his hands, humming the small song, and walking towards Xia Ming's parking place step by step.
But when he went to the place just now, he found that Xia Ming's car was gone.
"What about people?"
The old man's eyes were wide and small, and the thief's small eyes wandered around, trying to find the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, but at this time there was still the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, and Lin Wanqing followed Xia Ming had no idea where to slip.
"Ah ... my million ..."
At this time, the old man finally reacted, and the whole person sat down on this avenue, and the old tears crisscrossed, and the whole face was twisted together, which looked like a dead father and mother.
The old man was that distressed: "I dropped that money, why are you gone?"
Then the old man's entire face became extremely embarrassed, and he cried as he cried, "You two little young people are so deceiving. I said they were waiting for my old man. Why did I sneak away? It really annoys me. The old man ... you will be thundered, you are not human ... I am so old, you still deceive the old man my feelings. "
The old man cried and made noise on this road for a while. After seeing a lot of people, they all detoured, but because the old man occupied the motorway, it caused traffic jams.
Some caring people even thought that the old man had a mental illness, so he called a mental hospital.
After a while, a car came, and the two men in white coats took the old man away. Before the take away, the old man was crying and making noises. The whole man was panic and shouting as he walked.
"I'm not mentally ill, I'm not mentally ill ..." But those two people in white coats didn't think so. The poor old man didn't have a million, and was sent to a psychiatric hospital. Qing knew, I'm afraid she would laugh and cry.
Really answered that sentence, if you don't die, you won't die.