Chapter 3384: Comfort zone
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The Dangerous Cultivator
- Xiang Jian Jiang Nan
- 1438 characters
- 2021-01-30 12:10:41
"Writing? It's a big breath. Could it be that you have to test my illiteracy. Haha..."
Liu Guancen sneered again and again, he had never been so insulted.
Yu Du Shi was also anxious, spreading thoughts, "Boy, if you dare to play with fire with me, I will make you regret it."
Everyone was in awe, which was more interesting than a word puzzle, speaking one after another, or screaming at Liu Guancen, or making fun of others.
The so-called high-ranking monk, Zhengxian Shangxian, even if he gains the Dao Eight Hundred Autumns, he still has a vulgar blood in his bones, and the longer his life, the more lonely.
Xu Yi smiled and groaned, "It's just Brother Guan Cen who can't read. If I wrote this word, if Brother Guan Cen answers correctly, in addition to fulfilling the contract, Xu also loses to Brother Guan Cen. If Brother Guancen answered wrongly, how about counting that Brother Guancen owes me personal love?"
He could see that he had no intention of prostituting himself, but he had to save himself, besides, since he had been involved, he had to work hard to turn crises into opportunities.
Hearing what Xu Yi said so solemnly, everyone became more interested, and they were all guessing what kind of character Xu Yi wanted to write.
Liu Guancen also constricted a little frivolously, and said loudly, "It's not Liu who brags about "Words" and "Xu Fu". Liu does not say that it is fluent, but it is also very familiar. If Taoist friends come out with their own characters, Liu can only be helpless. "
"Yes, your kid didn't intend to make random words by yourself." The pretty girl with freckles called Song Qingying, glaring at Xu Yi with eyes flashing.
She longed for Yu Du to be able to take off the veil, so she naturally stood on Liu Guancen's side and wanted to plug the loopholes for Liu Guancen.
Xu Yidao, "Xu can't do the tricky things, and the words in the book must not be out of "Zi Shuo" and "Xu Fu". I hope that Brother Guancen is as knowledgeable as he said."
Liu Guancen was very energetic and pointed at Xu Yi, "Come out quickly. If I answer the wrong question, I owe you ten people. If the answer is correct, I don’t want your boy’s life, but I must reward you with a few slaps to make you rise. Remember, you must remember that misfortune comes out of your mouth."
Xu Yi turned his palm and took out a piece of white paper. With a big wave of his hand, a text fell on it, "Brother Liu, let's read it."
"This, this, this..."
Liu Guancen's face flushed with swelling, and his eyes bulged like bull's eyes, wishing to stare Xu Yi to death on the spot.
There was a dead silence in the scene, and suddenly, Song Qingying gave a chuckle, and finally couldn't help it anymore, clutching her belly, and bending over with a smile, "Oh my mother, it's ridiculous to me, Sister Yu, where did you find this urinary ghost? , It's too bad."
Yu Du Shi also tried to pursed his mouth, a pair of slender jade hands clenched his fists in his sleeves, and rows of white marks had been pinched out of his palms.
The little Tao behind her couldn't help it, covering her mouth, smiling tremblingly.
In order to give Liu Guancen face, or to maintain his demeanor, Wu Si and others closed their mouths and did not laugh, but each of them had extremely strange expressions. Obviously, they were holding back quite hard.
"Brother Guancen, let's read it and see if Brother Liu is wrong or correct."
Xu Yi sent the blood-red big characters to Liu Guancen.
Liu Guancen waved his hand heavily and turned the paper into pieces of snowflakes, "Good boy, dare to take advantage of Lao Tzu's loopholes, and you will win."
No matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't be brazen and arrogant, he could only admit defeat.
Xu Yi clasped his fist and said, "Brother Liu deserves to be a sincere gentleman. If you are someone else, you can't say how to say it. Only a sincere gentleman like Brother Liu can have such an open mind. Admire and admire."
"You are really shameless. You earned Brother Liu with a cunning trick. Now you are here to flatter yourself. Is your face made of the city wall? However, I learned a trick from you today. Someday, who will come with me? In embarrassment, I also wrote a "wrong" word to test whether he answered wrong."
Although it was an accusation, Song Qingying couldn't help but chuckled as she spoke.
It turned out that what Shi Cai Xu Yi dropped on the paper was exactly a "wrong" word. He first used words to stop Liu Guancen, and when the "wrong" word fell, Liu Guancen was the real master of "Words" and "Xu". "Fu" is memorized backwards, and I can only get it wrong.
"The sincere gentleman met the shameless villain. This ending is not surprising. Yu Dushi, what exactly is Xu Yi's identity?"
Meng Changlai, who was dressed in a plain robe, said in a cold voice that he was happy to see Liu Guancen deflated, but he did not see Yi Xiaoren's ambitions. Moreover, from the bottom of his heart, he looked down on Xu Yi's clever tricks and thought it was nothing but good. No countertop means.
Xu Yi said, "Under Xu Yi, I am a master of Sanxian District."
"Sima Family's century-old marvelous case, you solved it?" Song Qingying said in surprise.
"It's just a mere trivial matter, so what's the point." Xu Yi clasped his fists.
"It turned out to be the young official of Shengdou. No wonder he looks like a sham, and knows all the tricks to deceive." Meng Changlai said coldly.
Xu Yi flashed a trace of accuracy on the face of Xu Yi, and sighed, "Life is unsatisfactory, nine out of ten, if it's not... it's fine, or not to mention it, life is like an adversity, and I am also a pedestrian. Go ahead, finish it, and when will I return. Go, be a idler, to a piano, a pot of wine, a stream of clouds. Life is impermanent. Although my generation is a monk, I am afraid there are more joys and less worries. I don’t know the blue sky and the yellow earth. I only see the cold and warm days. , Laijian Life. What can you do if you really cultivate longevity? Half-life experience is like flowing water. Everywhere in life is to know what it is like, you should be like Feihong stepping on the mud, accidentally leaving your fingers and claws on the mud, Hongfei reconsidering things. Today and today Fortunately, the monarchs met each other!"
When these words came out, everyone in the room straightened their eyes.
Huang Mei secretly said, "This crippled man, his acting is really superb. He will act whatever he wants. This group of bitters will definitely be crippled by this old demon."
In just a few words, Xu Yiqing's image of a disappointed guest came to mind.
Meng Changlai clasped his fist and said, "Meng is abrupt, please forgive me, Brother Xu."
These people are arrogant and elegant. The so-called elegant scholars do not have a high cultivation base and a high family background, but only their demeanor and demeanor. Xu Yi's performance is obviously the melancholy of the elegant.
If Meng Changlai did not apologize for the previous Meng Lang, he would be looked down upon by everyone.
Xu Yi walked two steps westward and stood in front of the water in the hall, "Brother Meng made a serious statement. Xu came here by accident and disturbed you Yaxing, so let's say goodbye."
Everyone was stirred up by him. How would he let him go? As the host, Wu Si even invited him to sit down. "We also have a lot of friends. We have never met a wonderful person like Brother Xu. Today, In any case, you must have fun and get away. Dare to ask Brother Xu, where did you get this full article?"
Xu Yi said, "The prosperous dream of rising and falling through the ages, poetry eyes tired of the world. It is just that there are more places to go, more things to encounter, and more thoughts. My heart is hard to pour away. If there are clouds in the sky, the wind and smoke will be clean, Tianshan Co-color, drifting from the current, arbitrarily west and east. After a long time, naturally I have gained some sour and rot feelings, and laughed."
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