Chapter 245: Monkey brother, my boss is omnipotent
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The Dark Ages
- Fairy Boy
- 1382 characters
- 2021-03-01 05:11:59
"Ahhhh ... who is thinking of me?"
In the Shenzhen Municipal Wildlife Park, in a jungle, in front of a huge grassland, a plump colorful parrot lay there without an image.
Suddenly it felt cold, his feathers were sulking, wondering, wondering who was thinking about it?
"Xian, have you caught a cold?"
At this moment, not far from the colorful parrot, on a huge seat woven from numerous rattan, a golden-haired monkey was lying on his back.
This monkey was talking just now, with golden hair and three meters in height. He looked extremely burly and majestic. He asked when he heard the colorful parrot sneezing.
The colorful parrot rubbed his nose with two feathers and shook his head: "Monkey brother, I'm fine, maybe I drank too much last night."
"It's all right, come here, let's have a drink." The golden monkey laughed twice and raised a wine bottle in his hand, which read "Red Star Erguotou".
It is the monkey king in the safari park. It claims to be the king of monkeys. Thousands of monkey brothers are surrounded by them. Everyone is eating bananas and carrying delicate wild fruits.
"King, King, Xiong Er is drunk."
At this moment, a little monkey jumped up and said this by pointing to a position over there.
The Monkey King looked up, but it wasn't. There was a black and white panda lying there. He was fat and was 5 meters tall, but it didn't seem to have any lethality. Instead, it was cute. feel.
This is a giant panda, holding a red star Erguotou wine bottle and snoring, and drooling Hara's stay is unknown.
"This bear two, that's true." The Monkey King shook his head, then turned his gaze, looking at the location not far from the giant panda, where there was also a giant monster sitting.
It was a gorilla, very large, eight meters in height, sitting there full of oppression, his muscles bulged, and black hair like steel needles.
"Big guy, are you drunk too?" The Monkey King asked with a smile.
The gorilla immediately stopped saying that he was standing up, slamming his chest with one hand, and chanting: "King, I'm not drunk, I'm really not drunk, I can drink ...... drink ..."
Talking about it, it fell straight down, making a loud noise, lifting up dust, the huge body was like a hill.
Seeing this, the colorful parrot shook his head and laughed, "I told you not to, but also said that I could drink. As a result, you fell down after thirty bottles, which is worse."
He said as he gripped a wine bottle with his wings, pursed his head and groaned down, drinking a bottle of Erguotou in one breath.
"Xiandi drinks a lot of alcohol ..." The Monkey King drank while admiring.
"Oh ..." But it sighed suddenly, drinking and drinking, looking unhappy, as if there was something unhappy.
The result was just being seen by the colorful parrot, and he was drunk and asked, "Monkey ... Monkey brother, why do you sigh? Is there something bothering you?"
"You don't know, oh, let alone mention it!" The Monkey King waved his hand in a depressed face, drinking drunkenness on his own, it was upset.
At this moment, the colorful parrot was really curious, with two dizzy eyes open, and asked, "Monkey brother, what are you bothering? Look, your tens of thousands of monkeys and grandchildren, as well as big heads and bears. As a mammoth. "
"Also, this land is not as good as the big white cat to the west and the black snake to the south, and the ugly crocodile in the center. You are now a hegemon, and you are not happy. Yes? "The colorful parrot uttered a few words in a row, really curious.
In the current status of the Monkey King, in the entire wildlife park, apart from a few particularly powerful things, it is the largest here, and there are tens of thousands of monkey brothers. What is not satisfactory?
"Xian brother, see for yourself, what are my younger brothers holding one by one, wooden sticks, iron rods, and you look at the weapons of Lao Sun, too far from the gold hoop."
The Monkey King said, lifting a large steel pipe around him, waving it, and lowered his face with dissatisfaction and depression.
It is very much expected that he can get the same golden hoop stick as Sun Wukong in Journey to the West, and even his own name comes from Sun Wukong's surname.
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"Oh, cough ... Monkey brother you ..." The colorful parrot took a sip of wine and changed it after a long time. It cried and laughed: "Monkey brother, have you read more of Journey to the West?"
"You know a fart!" The Monkey King looked upset and hummed, "Sun Wukong is my idol, and I must have the weapons it has."
The colorful parrot rolled its eyes, stretched out its wings and carried Suzaku, who had been quiet around him, grinning, "Monkey brother, you want weapons, but it's very simple."
Oh?
When the Monkey King heard it, he suddenly became energetic, looked at it and asked directly, "Xianxi, please tell me, how can you get me a weapon that I like?"
The colorful parrot was so proud, holding its head up, proudly: "Brother Monkey, I said that it is your weapon, that is, monkey brother you tens of thousands of weapons are not a problem."
"Really?" The Monkey King came to the colorful parrot in a moment, clutching one of its wings, and kept looking excited.
The colorful parrot was startled, and broke away from the monkey king's hand, and chilled: "Monkey brother, I only like Suzaku and Phoenix. Don't look for me."
"Fuck, say it quickly, or I'll break the two eggs under you with a single blow." The Monkey King was so anxious that he directly raised a giant stick to fight.
The colorful parrot was honest and depressed: "Monkey brother, you are bullying me without you, you will not be my opponent when I am promoted again and my blood memory is awake."
It said with a proud head, holding Suzaku, and grinning: "The monkey brother actually wants weapons, it's very simple, you can ask my boss for it."
"Um, your boss? Are you me?" Monkey King was dumbfounded, a little aggressive.
Who knows, the colorful parrot was embarrassed, but he patted his chest and promised: "Brother Monkey, my boss has great powers, means, and omnipotence. He can definitely help you with whatever weapon you want."
"Your boss is human?" Soon, the monkey king understood, staring at the colorful parrot with a pair of bright golden eyes.
The latter faced it calmly and nodded and said, "Yes, brother, I honestly tell you, my boss is a human being, and he is a very powerful human being. He has hundreds of thousands of human soldiers, all armed and superpowered. Strong, goods like big white cats and black snakes can be crushed clean in minutes. "
This colorful parrot is so bragging, and I don't know what Qin Tiange thinks it will tout himself like this?
"Man, man cannot be trusted!"
At this time, an old gray-haired ape came out to remind him, telling the monkey king that humans are not credible.
The Monkey King didn't speak, his eyes flickered, looking at the calm colorful parrot, suddenly a decision was made in my heart ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Brother Xian, take me to see your boss. "The Monkey King said in a very serious tone.
It decides that, for its own weapons and tens of thousands of men, it must look at the boss in the mouth of the colorful parrot, does it really have this ability?
"Oh!"
The colorful parrot was excited, and the feathers on the entire head looked a little pink, and the Suzaku was cuddled with joy, not to mention how happy it was.
"Suzaku, let's go. We'll go back and see the boss. This time we've made great achievements. We will definitely get a lot of good things. But the boss has a lot of things that make me stunned."
The colorful parrot murmured, pulled up the Suzaku, flew directly and flew high, and both flew into the sky and soared into the sky.
"Wo-Yi, Xian Xian, you are not good enough, wait for me."
The monkey king was suddenly anxious, yelled at the colorful parrots in the sky, jumped up with a big iron rod, jumped quickly on the treetop, a few ups and downs disappeared here, leaving a group of aggressive monkeys.