Chapter 1033: ?Cousin's Secretary

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"Ding jingle, jingle jingle, jingle bells, how happy we are to chop people, we sit on the subway"
After entering the city, Wade insisted on taking the subway, saying that flying everywhere could easily be mistaken for Santa Claus, and it would be bad if he was hit by a bad boy with anti-aircraft missiles.
Su Ming doesn't care, subways, tunnels, underground rivers, sewers, these are the terrains he is good at.
In the subway car, Deadpool shook his head and sang a song, looking very happy, and the surrounding citizens were strangely friendly to his appearance, and even children came to him for autographs.
After signing a few photos, Wade winked at Su Ming, "My Twitter is over 100,000, and I am a celebrity now."
"Are you sure it's someone else, not you. A hundred thousand people." Su Ming leaned on the subway bench and looked at the snow-white lights on the top of the car. Today is Christmas Eve and there are not too many pedestrians. Otherwise, the New York subway would really have to Human life.
"Mutual, mutual." Deadpool turned his head, not looking at his cousin's mask, the red eyepieces on it seemed to see through people's hearts.
"Hey, Wade, this is where the massacre is going to spend Christmas with my family." A man in a green uniform walked over from the carriage and raised his hand to say hello to Deadpool.
When Deadpool looked up, the small eyes on the mask curled up, "Isn’t this Bob, you dog, last time I killed everyone else in your branch, why didn’t you say wait for me so that you can take a taxi together? what"
After all, but Wade clapped his hands with each other, and performed a black street action.
"No way, call me by the midnight courier. The oven I ordered has arrived. The courier urged me to go home and sign for the receipt. I will leave first. Next time." Bob shrugged helplessly and said helplessly.
Wade nodded noncommitantly. He scratched his armpit, and a smell of fox permeated. "Yes, you haven't seen it yet, Bob, this is the death knell of my cousin. Cousin. , This is Bob Hydra, my pet."
"Of course I know the death knell, the world's number one mercenary." Bob took out a notebook with the emblem of Hydra on it. "Can you sign me?"
Deadpool's face was pulled down, and his eyes became fish-like. He pushed Bob "Go, I don't like you."
"Why are you so stingy?" Bob was pushed and staggered, and sat on the floor of the car. He didn't know what made a crisp sound. "Oh, it's broken, the bomb started."
"What kind of bomb, you Hydra still have activities on Christmas Eve. It's very tiring." Wade held his arm and didn't mean to move at all. Anyway, the bomb can't kill him, and the people in this car will not die. It's his business.
"This is something I can't do. Overtime work during Christmas is five times the salary. I want to buy a new refrigerator for my family." Bob said as he got up, took out the bomb from the big backpack behind him, and handed it to Deadpool. .
After seeing the bundle of red detonators with a large dial on it, the people who were still calm in the car originally knew what it was, so they screamed and started to flee, at least to stay away from this car.
"It looks ordinary, it's a mine detonator." Wade flipped over the bomb, looked at the countdown, and handed it to the death knell. "Cousin, see if I'm right."
Su Ming took the bomb and weighed it twice in his hand, "Your Hydra has so many new products, how come you are a century behind you"
After speaking, he passed the bomb to Bob again.
Bob sighed and rubbed his head helplessly. "I am a third-level agent, and there are thirty-five levels of leaders on it. Do you think I can have something good in my hand? I joined Hydra just to include dentistry. Medical insurance."
With that said, he handed the bomb to Deadpool.
"I don't know why you have eaten so much sugar and you haven't got diabetes. S.H.I.E.L.D. does not cover dentists except for medical insurance, and other treatments are better than Hydra, right, cousin"
Deadpool handed the bomb to Su Ming again.
"Bob has a Hydra background, S.H.I.E.L.D. will definitely not be able to enter, but you can go to ai to try it. They also hire security."
While talking, Su Ming threw the bomb to Bob again.
"Actually, I thought about it, but AI recruits security guards who require eight foreign languages ​​and a master's degree in kinesiology or medicine. I am really powerless." Bob's tone was full of helplessness, and he threw the bomb to Deadpool. .
"The demands are so high, or I will help you tell Mordor to let you go through his back door." Deadpool tilted his head and suggested, and threw the bomb to the death knell.
"Forget it, Mordock hates you to death. You have robbed him of too much business. If he knows that Bob is in contact with you, then Bob will be dead." Su Ming glanced at the timer, and then The bomb was thrown at Bob.
So while the three of them talked, the red bomb passed back and forth in the hands of the three of them, turning more than ten times.
"Ding"
The subway arrived, and there were only three of them in the empty carriage, and the other passengers were crowded on the glass of the door of the next car, hating themselves for not being slim enough.
As soon as the station arrived, everyone ran away.
Deadpool stood up and patted his hips, and moved his waist. "Okay, Bayek Park is here. My cousin and I have to go back to Line 6. Let's see you later and call if something happens."
Bob holding the bomb, smiled and waved to Wade, "Merry Christmas, two."
Su Ming patted Bob on the shoulder, scratching his head speechlessly, "Merry Christmas, too, and next time you talk to your leader, don't set the time bomb for another hour."
The two cousins ​​changed to Line 6, and took a few more stops to arrive in the southern part of Brooklyn. Wade took Su Ming back to the ground, crossed the streets and alleys, walked more and more remotely, and finally walked towards a shopping mall.
It's not a good shopping mall. It seems that the building is very dilapidated. The sign on the top of the building lacks a few letters, like a haunted house, not to mention business.
Often in good shopping malls on Christmas Eve, there will be busy people who come to make final purchases.
But here, there is no ghost shadow, even the Santa Claus in the first floor window, the actor has taken off his beard and smokes, the sadness on his face can be seen far away.
Deadpool saw his cousin's gaze and glanced at the window, "Oh, you are looking at him, he is a good man, he likes to give small pills to good children the most, and he is very happy after eating."
""Su Ming was a little speechless" "What did you bring me here for?"
"My office is here, I really can't think of any good children, so I came back to ask Negative Soundwave like little girls bullets, she should know a lot of ignorant girls." Deadpool replied very naturally, pushing away some students. The rusty mall door went straight up to the third floor.
When he walked to the door of a shop selling stuffed rabbits, he walked in and said hello, "Hi, Jimmy, how is business today"
"Don't mention it, no one wants goods for Christmas." The owner of the toy store answered Deadpool, and calmly stitched a small bag of laundry powder into the back of the rabbit, "How are you today?"
"Christmas, you know, no one wants to kill someone today. I only took an order to kill Santa Claus." Deadpool picked a rabbit with cotton exposed from the counter. "This will be charged to my account first. I have to prepare a small gift for my friend’s child."
The toy shop owner waved his hand disapprovingly. An unloaded rabbit was given to Deadpool. After all, he was doing big business.
Deadpool stuffed the rabbit into his crotch, dropped a thank you, and then pushed open the warehouse door behind the shop very skillfully. Sure enough, there was a small door inside, which looked like an old-fashioned detective office, but on it. It says the house number of Deadpool.
"Are you serious about everything?" Su Ming didn't bother to complain.
"The name Xuexu gave is not bad. Anyway, the key to the office is not my level of business. It doesn't matter what the name is." Then, Deadpool pushed open the frosted glass door. "Jimmy's goods Not in the warehouse, so he sublet the warehouse to me, Qiangqiang, please come in."
Su Ming sighed and stepped into the office.
The room is not big but not small. It is a suite. There is a table in the outer room, and two rows of folding chairs. Maps and various posters of beautiful women collected by Deadpool are posted on the wall.
A girl in a leather trench coat with a flat head was putting her legs on her desk, chewing bubble gum and playing with her mobile phone, when the dead waiter came in and she didn't even look at it.
"Hey, Negative Soundwave was supposed to receive customers but only knows to play mobile phone warheads. Your boss is back, don’t you plan to give me a Christmas kiss?" Deadpool took off his mask, and danced jazz with a very rippling expression. Past.
Without raising her head, the girl typed and sent a message quickly, spit out a bubble, and gave Deadpool a very coldly.
She is very skillful in her movements and her fingers are lightning fast, and she knows that she often does this at first glance.
Wade turned his face to look at Su Ming, and shrugged helplessly, "Look, she won't answer the phone call, she won't answer the text message, even if I come back in person, she will ignore me."
"Normal people will ignore you, right"
Let alone a juvenile warhead, Su Ming didn't want to talk to his little cousin.
"No cousin, you can't kill her. Although she is very disrespectful and rude to me, she is my good friend. Don't be impulsive." Deadpool suddenly jumped in front of Su Ming and stretched out his claws. Grabbing Su Ming's two arms, pressing his shoulders against Su Ming's chest, shouted excitedly ~EbookFREE.me~ while shouting, he turned his head to peek at the reaction of the negative sonic juvenile bullet.
This was the upper body of the actor, Su Ming stood still, stupefied by the deadpool claim of murder.
It's a pity that the girl gave him another middle finger, which was not fooled at all.
Strangling here just made a slight effort, and Wade's arms were dislocated, and they fell like noodles.
Wade’s Chrysanthemum face showed an expression of indescribable love. He looked at Su Ming, slowly moving his shoulders and trying to fix the bones with his teeth. "You see, she asked me to take her in as a secretary, but now she doesn’t Work."
"Who is pleased, you stinky shit, you lied to the professor and the beast, I am connected to the toilet, and you have to reach out from under the cubicle door and rub my boots Please help me. I came to Faker Oil because I was so entangled by you. Don’t pay, don’t say anything, there is no td holiday for Christmas, Faker Oil"
The Negative Sonic Young Bullet directly slapped the phone on the desktop, standing up with a string of sweet words in his mouth, his hands were more like a combination of uppercuts, one after another, the was tapped on Deadpool's chin in turn.
Wade's eyes widened and his mouth widened, as if she was shocked by what she said, his face was pale and he took a few steps back.
"Unexpectedly, I failed to be a human being." Wade shook his head slightly, then he turned around and took off his pants, revealing a rotten pp towards the girl. "Then as you wish, come on Fakmi, but lightly, I There is rectal cancer."
"Hehe, Jimmy's plush rabbit" the girl sneered.
I saw a golden light like a super Saiyan enveloped the negative sonic juvenile warhead. Under the action of special energy, her boots collided strongly with Wade’s chrysanthemum through the rabbit, and Deadpool pierced several walls. , Flew directly into the night.
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