Chapter 1036: ?Little spider

Although there were only two people in the family, Mei still cooked a large table of dishes, and more than that, she even opened a bottle of red wine to drink herself, and also opened a bottle of vigorous drink for Peter.
She usually doesn't allow Peter to drink too much carbonated drinks, because she heard that drinks affect development. Peter is still a child and is growing his body.
The two didn't know what they were talking about, anyway, Su Ming only saw Mei laugh and cry, as if emotionally unstable.
The speed of Deadpool's self-healing has always been a mystery, sometimes very fast, sometimes very slow, as if he can decide for himself. He has now healed himself, and he has changed into a new uniform, and walked to his feet. Su Ming was also peeping out on the windowsill.
"Peter is lucky. There is such a beautiful aunt." He whispered with some emotion: "I have been in the orphanage since I can remember. The most beautiful woman I have ever seen is Grandma Asari, who cleaned up. She is not yet eighty years old."
"Have you never met your parents?" Su Ming also asked in a low voice, because the relationship between Wade and himself seemed to be considered brothers by the world, but what is the blood relationship?
"Let’s go back and take a look at my origin story. Superheroes like me have origin stories. You have time gems and I have a conveyor belt. As long as you look at it yourself, it’s fine." Wade heard his cousin. When asked, he came up with another idea.
He concluded that he has an origin story. As long as he reads it, doesn't he know who his parents are?
"Sounds great. When we solve the Santa Claus problem, I will go with you." Su Ming nodded and regained his sight in the dining room.
There are advantages and disadvantages to engaging in surveillance with Wade's words like this.
The advantage is that he talks a lot of nonsense, which is certainly not boring. The disadvantage is that it is too easy to expose. Peter's spider sensor almost perceives the existence of the two people several times, and they can only retract their heads on the windowsill like gophers.
She must not let May see her two, she even hates Iron Man, let alone deadpool and death knell, which are indistinguishable from good and evil. She definitely doesn't want Peter to play with these two.
After eating this meal for about half an hour, Mei went to wash the dishes, and Peter went back upstairs to play on the computer in his own room.
"Go, let's go up."
Su Ming held Wade's neck, and the two slowly floated to the second floor, and got in through the open window.
Peter has a genetic mutation, but he is not afraid of the cold. To be honest, his room should indeed be breathable.
The room is messy. It's almost the same for 16 or 17-year-old boys. Sweat, foot odor, and hormonal odors can't be completely dispelled even by the cold wind.
Wade stepped on a skateboard when he stepped in through the window, and thanks to a stinky sock that had caught the wheel, otherwise he would have fallen.
Some posters were posted on the walls of the room, either movie posters or superheroes. Su Ming also saw Steve’s new Hamburg advertisement, and the black and yellow W letter occupies a large area.
At this time, Peter did not notice the two people who came in through the window. He was typing on the desk computer wholeheartedly. Su Ming and Wade gently walked behind him to peek, only to see him asking questions on an online message board.
"The pervert stared at my aunt, what should I do? I'm waiting online, very anxious."
Someone immediately replied below: "911."
Peter shook his head and typed cracklingly: "No, the police can't control him. He is still in the harassment stage. There is no evidence. By the way, the pervert is super rich."
The previous person stopped talking, and it would be difficult for the other party to be too rich.
But at this time, another person made another suggestion: "Do you love your aunt?"
"Of course love, she is the most important person to me." Peter typed without thinking.
"Then you can ask that pervert is not interested in you, you can sacrifice yourself and save your aunt." The other party also quickly replied.
Peter's expression became strange, a little helpless, and a little dumbfounded: "I'm a man."
The other party's message also popped up immediately: "Can't you guys?"
"Hi..." Peter took a breath. Although he knew that everyone was on the Internet, did he meet a pervert so quickly?
He hesitated for a long time, choosing the wording and slowly typing a line: "Thank you for your suggestion, but I still can't accept it. Does anyone else have a way?"
After a while, another person’s answer popped up on the screen:
You don’t even want to eat her feet and you say you love her? You...sorry, I sent the wrong channel.

Peter rolled his eyes, who is this?
..........
Many of the subsequent replies were completely crooked. Some people were concerned about Peter's sexual orientation, others said that there was no picture and no truth, and they wanted to see the pictures of his aunt, but some were simply silly.
There are many suggestions made, but they are basically nonsensical.
I really don’t know why these people are so idle on Christmas Eve, maybe there is no life like this, right?
Peter spent a long time communicating with others in front of the computer, but he didn't have a useful idea. He turned off the computer directly, a little frustrated, and leaned his head behind the chair...
"what!!!"
Then he saw Deadpool and Death Knell standing behind him, and both of them were fully armed. Peter couldn't help but lose his weight and fell backward, his chair fell, and he jumped up flexibly, but he was also frightened. Cried out.
"Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhah
"No... it's okay! Auntie, the chair fell down accidentally, I'm okay." Peter looked at Deadpool angrily, and suddenly appeared at someone's house, behind them, I don't know anyone is scary, scary to death. ?
Deadpool actually took a shower today? There is no body odor anymore? So I didn't even realize it.
The clever May did not give up. She twisted the doorknob, but Peter went online to consult about the harassment of his aunt. Naturally, the door was locked. How embarrassing would she see her?
However, the locked door at this time made Aunt May suspicious for a while: "Open the door, Peter."
Peter knew that the two men must have entered through the window, so he immediately went to help the window and let them out, but when he was nervous, his hand slid and the window fell down and closed, and he couldn't open it.
Seeing that the road was blocked, Peter pushed the death knell and the death knell again, and pointed under the bed. What Aunt May hated the most was not Iron Man, but Deadpool.
Deadpool opened the sheets, but there was a mess under the bed, and the boxes were full of electronic parts, and there was no room for two people.
Peter grinned his teeth and pushed them to the closet, but after opening it was also full of rubbish.
"Peter? Did you do something bad? Open the door." May pressed to the door to listen to the movement inside.
"Here." Peter pushed the two into the bathroom again, but unfortunately, there was a bicycle in the bathtub in the bathroom, and there was still no way to hide people.
However, at this moment, May had opened the door with the key and walked in. Peter quickly drew out half of his body and put his hand on the door frame of the bathroom in a posture that he thought was natural.
"Auntie, I said I was fine."
While smiling at his aunt, Peter pushed Deadpool to hide inside.
Deadpool was very sensitive to the new meat after self-healing, and was itchy to the touch, and kept writhing. This made Peter worry that Deadpool would jump out to say hello to May, so he pushed faster.
Aunt Mei squinted her eyes, looked at the black computer screen, and touched the monitor with her hand, which was slightly hot.
Look at Peter standing at the door of the bathroom, his expression so unnatural, he also covered the lower part of his body with the door frame, his shoulders were constantly moving, as if he was throwing his hands into the toilet.
She got it.
She blushed, then shook her head, and sighed a little helplessly: "You have grown up too, Peter, but you have to be temperate, you know? I'm leaving, you clean up by yourself."
Peter: "???"
"It's all the hormonal fault of adolescence. I have not failed in the education of my children. It is all the hormonal fault..." Before Peter could say anything, Aunt May had already muttered to herself and turned and went downstairs. .
Of course, carefully she did not forget to close the door.
Peter walked out of the bathroom like a discouraged ball and collapsed on his bed with a look of lovelessness. After a long while, he jumped up with a carp, pointed at Deadpool and started to whisper wildly.
"Blame you! What did you nasty guy suddenly appear in my house for? Today is Christmas Eve. Can't you let me go? It made me misunderstood by my aunt. She must think I was...in... .."
Halfway through, Little Peter blushed, and he couldn't say the word, but his eyes were round, as if he was about to swallow Deadpool alive.
Deadpool raised his hands indifferently, danced a passionate samba dance and walked out of the bathroom, taking a trip to Peter's bed on his own, neither of them disliked each other.
I saw Deadpool lying with Erlang's legs tilted up and his hands under his head: "Don't you think you are playing the magic wand? What's the big deal? I know you are still a virgin at seventeen, but your little girlfriend Michelle Jones shouldn’t exist in the first place. She was assigned to you by the editor and copied the MCU. Do you understand what I’m talking about? Yes, you are destined to be a virgin for a few years."
"What nonsense are you talking about? See if I don't tear your mouth apart. MJ is a good girl. I never thought about doing that with her. You are not allowed to say that to her." Peter blushed and jumped onto Deadpool. , And started fighting with him.
In fact, Peter is very measured. When Spider-Man is calm, his arms are about 20 tons. When his emotions erupt, he will increase exponentially. He can do things like blocking trains and lifting planes, which is more powerful than Deadpool. too much.
But now the two are in a ball, rolling around on the bed, no one is injured.
While Deadpool punched Peter's small punch with a small fist, his mouth did not stop: "MJ is right, but it shouldn’t be Michelle Jones or Michael Jackson, but Mary Jane, you know I heard Did your girlfriend vomit when she called Michelle? I thought you were dating a former secretary of state."
"You said? Eat my trick of monkey stealing peaches! I don't know Mary Jane. It must be your Hubian who laughs at me. Look at this trick of crow flying in a plane! Spider yo-yo! Family bucket!"
The little spider's mouth did not lose to Deadpool, and because his power had the upper hand, he immediately gave Deadpool a combo with his hands.
"what!!!"
Deadpool screamed, but he would not admit defeat. If he loses to such a kid, how can he raise his head in front of his cousin?
"It's amazing, but I'm going to fight back. My trick is something you haven't heard of before!" Dead waiter broke his wrist abruptly~EbookFREE.me~ and got out of Spider-Man's grip: "Konoha Secret Ninjutsu Thousand Year Kills! Beidou is fresh! One hundred thousand volts!"
"Ah!!!" Spider-Man also screamed, and he said shiveringly: "You actually used a taser and stuffed a snowball in my clothes? You cheated!"
After speaking, Peter knocked out the Taser in Deadpool's hand, turned him over, and patted him on the PP, like a drum.
Squeak.....
But at this moment, the door of Peter's room slowly opened. Outside the door was Aunt May, who had a dull-eyed expression and a numb expression. She was still holding half a bottle of drink that Peter had not finished during dinner.
She came to bring a drink to Peter, thinking that maybe Peter was ready to talk about the previous things, but she didn't expect to see such a crazy scene after opening the door, and she had some brain short-circuits.
The two of them froze on the bed they were still playing, their heads turned to the door little by little like rusty screws.
"Auntie, it's not what you think, I can explain..." Peter hurriedly jumped up and pulled up the pants that had just been torn loose by the dead waiter.
Mei took a deep breath, and a black smile appeared on her face: "Peter, and Mr. Deadpool, will you go downstairs to the living room and talk with me?"
Deadpool stood up too, tightening his belt tightly: "That Ms. Parker, I think there is some misunderstanding?"
"Now!" Mei dropped a word fiercely, staring at him firmly.
"Cousin?"
There was a silent cry in Deadpool's heart, he wanted to seek Su Ming's help, at least not to let himself be mistaken for gay, because Peter is too friendly, and Spider-Man is often the most fundamental.
But he only saw a black and yellow one-eyed mask, slowly retracting in the bathroom door...