Chapter 1145: ?Death Star
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
- 1317 characters
- 2021-01-31 01:04:45
Just when the men and women were full of beautiful visions for the future, and planned to adopt a child and form a trio of bank robbers when he was raised up, there was a flame in the sky not far away.
Something, perhaps a meteorite, with a long flame tail, fell into the rice field hundreds of meters away. The mud splashed tens of meters high, and the roaring noise made the truck tremble.
"Is it a meteorite?" The woman put away the case and looked at the tail cloud that had not yet dispersed in the sky.
The man nodded, and the car slowly slowed down: "It should be, do you want to go over and take a look? Maybe meteorites can be sold for money."
So the two got out of the car, the woman took out two Uzi submachine guns from under the seat, and the man carried an AK74 from the roof of the car. Although the money is good, they have seen many aliens in the movie. It’s normal to take a gun to defend itself.
They walked through the wheat field, and if viewed from high above, it was like Moses dividing the sea. The mature wheat was separated by them and fell to both sides.
However, after a few minutes, they did not see any meteorites. Among the scorched crop circles, it was a large metal object that they had never seen before.
The thing was about two meters long and one meter wide. It was banana-shaped. The whole body was black and red. The shape looked a bit like a squiggly flying. At this time, it was emitting wisps of heat.
The man's eyes widened, and he looked up to the sky, as if looking for something: "It looks like a giant alien flew by just now, and he pulled such a big tuft over the earth!"
The woman shook her head, she leaned closer to the thing, and tapped it with the muzzle, making a crisp sound.
"No, my dear, this is an alien spacecraft, maybe an escape pod, you know, it's like that in the movies."
"So, there is someone in this metal shit?" The man pulled the bolt, raising his vigilance: "Back baby, I will deal with it. Aliens like to put probes into human chrysanthemums, I won't Let them touch you."
The woman nodded moved, and was about to retreat, but her tap on the spaceship just now might have triggered some switch. The shit-like spaceship opened like a pod, revealing the aliens inside.
It was a baby with a rotting whole body, watching them waving their hands and feet, making a mean sound.
In the next second, the couple suddenly vomited wildly. They could easily kill the pregnant bank security or put the elderly depositors in front of them to block bullets. But at the moment they saw the baby, they couldn't resist this disgusting feeling. An indescribable terror swept their minds.
"Wow! Ugh...it's disgusting, God, my sin! Why should I see this monster to punish me?!" The man looked crazy, raising his automatic rifle and shooting into the sky, venting With inner emotions.
The woman pinched her neck to prevent vomit from pouring up from her esophagus. Her eyes were full of tears and she could only repeat the name of God back and forth.
The baby let out a smirk, as if vomiting to their death and feeling very happy: "Huh?"
And this silly laugh awakened the two of them. The couple gradually calmed down. After a long while, they looked at each other and suddenly seemed to have discovered the new world.
"My dear, you said this child, can we adopt it?" The woman smiled and looked at the child very kindly.
The man also laughed. He picked up the automatic rifle, bent over and picked up the child from the aircraft: "Why not? He is simply born to eat the money from the bank, even as long as there is him, we won't have to shoot anymore. ."
"Yes, the security and the police will lose their mobility when they see his face. Thank God, this is a gift from him." The woman took off her coat and wrapped the child. He noticed the alien baby. I was covered with a red cloak before, and there was a black D letter on the cloak.
The man drove the truck, dropped the tractor and pulled the aircraft back to the farm where he was hiding. The Wilsons’ ostensibly identity is a pair of farmers who grow corn in Kansas.
They named the child Clark Wilson.
And this kid did not disappoint. At the age of three, he mastered all the skills needed to rob a bank. At the age of four, he was good at using various weapons and explosives. At the age of five, he would kill.
At the same time, as an alien, he also showed super powers, that is, he has super self-healing ability and will never die.
It's a pity that Die Hard 3 was released, and the family learned to rob the Federal Reserve Bank like the villain in the movie. However, maybe all humans will vomit when they see Clark's appearance, but the FBI who had been prepared trained a group of orangutans and taught them to shoot.
When this family sneaked into the bank vault through the sewer, the orangutans that had been ambushing for a long time strafed the three of them condescendingly. Unfortunately, the man was beaten into a hornet's nest by the police, leaving only the orphans and widows to escape.
My mother is getting older, and her injuries in the last operation were not minor, and she will not be able to return to her old career.
Clark found his escape pod from the barn, changed that cloak into a red and black tights, and named himself Deadpool.
In order to support his family, he chose to go to a big city to be a mercenary...
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"I believe in your evil!"
Behind a big tree not far away, Su Ming banged Wade's dog's head with his fist. The two kept peeping at the family's changes with their belts of time and space, jumping the timeline in units of years, and they saw such a period. Experience, he asked angrily:
"This is your origin story?"
"Yeah!" Wade nodded innocently. He pointed to another dead waiter who was carrying several spears to the side of the road for a ride: "In order to honor my mother as a mercenary, I feel very touching."
"Hehe, your mother is also called Martha?"
The corner of Su Ming's mouth twitched. How could this be a story of Superman? But that Deadpool is not a Kryptonian, his escaped planet is called "Dead Star" and his family is called "Dead Family".
Well~EbookFREE.me~ Not only the story of Superman, but even Star Wars, how can there be a natural planet called the Death Star? And there is the Planet of the Apes and the shadow of the island.....
"She never said her name from beginning to end. It's a great maternal love." Wade tilted his head and took out a handkerchief to blow his nose, looking very touched: "Then call it Martha. This is a good name."
"Don't you think it's weird to give your mother a name?" Su Ming rubbed his face: "It's only the parents who give the child a name. How can the reverse be true?"
To be honest, this origin story is too casual, right? After copying it, the change was too subtle.
And doesn't Wade feel sick while blowing his nose through a mask?
Unexpectedly, Wade thought about it seriously. He nodded and reached out to help himself and Su Ming adjust the setting of the space-time belt: "You are right, mercenaries like me should be orphans, so that they appear dark. Enough to develop that I am so unrelenting and cold today, I thought of it!
After speaking, without waiting for Su Ming to express his objections, he tapped the black and red button on his belt, and the two disappeared in place again.