Chapter 1188: ?Pim's Early Morning

"Choo Choo Choo!"
In the early morning birdsong, Hank Pim woke up slowly, clutching his head, pressing his forehead with one hand, his eyes looked at the ceiling like dead fish.
The phantom of the dead fiancée never appeared again. It seems that she also recognized Janet, or that she guided herself to see Janet.
Now the woman pressing his other arm really exists. He turned to look, and the blanket was exposed from Janet's white back.
She still slept very deeply. After the revenge last night, she didn't know why she was crying endlessly. Pim had to really take her to buy ice cream, and then the two returned to their home together.
In the beginning, the two really shrank themselves to the size of an ant and a wasp, and licked ice cream together. The sugar might really heal the injury, and she soon stopped crying.
However, there was still a lot of sundae left after eating, and the two of them didn't know who started it first, so they had a snowball fight.
After all, ice cream is not ordinary snow. There are cream and sugar in it. After playing for a while, both of them are sticky, so what should happen happened.
They kissed and took a shower, and then rolled the sheets. Janet seemed to vent her fear or anger. She was so wild that Pim was scared. In the end they both seemed to faint. It was so-called hilarious. Fragment.
But Pim woke up on time today, because every morning he has to observe and record the ecology of ants, think of yesterday’s trip in the universe, and think of the mysterious death knell and the magician. Pim, who is now in the state of a sage, is thinking quietly. How far is it from the first-tier super-British team?
However, this is destined to be futile, and he can't even find anyone who can compare with the death knell. He doesn't know who else on Earth can easily take them to a planet hundreds of thousands of light years away, on a planet full of monsters. He killed an alien enemy and returned unharmed.
So the more he thought about it, the more headache he got, so he took out his hand carefully from Janet's neck, sat up and rubbed his empty stomach, and stopped thinking about those things.
In the future, he will also have a partner, who is still his lover. Instead of thinking about things that are not marginal, it is better to think about how to ensure her safety.
The taken arm made Janet in her dream frown, and turned over, her little hand fumbled on the mattress for a few times, and she didn't catch anything.
The uniforms and equipment of the two were scattered everywhere on the floor, and there were large patches of melting ice cream on them. It must be a trouble to clean it. Pim tiptoedly walked to the closet to take out the pajamas. After putting it on, he opened the bedroom window for some breath.
He first went to the garden to check the ants' condition, made a population record, and then observed the weather to see if it would change today, then came to the bathroom, hushing and washing.
Gululu...
Just when he closed his eyes and shivered, he suddenly heard a sound similar to a bellows. No matter what was hungry, it must be a big guy.
He opened his eyes and lifted his pants, then bent down to prepare to flush with the button. Only then did he see what made the strange noise. The yellowed water in the toilet was tumbling like boiling, a lot of bubbles and unknown. The dirt is pouring up in reverse.
"Wats Oh Law..."
boom! ! !
Before Pim could even finish his foul language, the explosion occurred. A jet of dark-brown water jetted out of the toilet suddenly, and in the blink of an eye Pim became a "little yellow man".
Because of his subconscious swearing just now, a lot of dirt got in his mouth accidentally, and his smart brain immediately realized what he had eaten, which made Pim spit out bile.
At this moment, in his home, whether it is the toilet, sink, kitchen sink, bathroom floor drain, and bathtub, everything is now spouting like a fountain, and the water pressure is so high that the water column hits the ceiling. After going up and down, it splashed like a goddess.
The impact of the stench and filth almost caused Pim to fall to the ground. He finally vomited while holding on to the wall. His other hand kept scraping things off his face, like he was playing pottery. With his eyes open, he can see the road to escape this hell.
All kinds of dirt are still gushing out, if you don't leave the bathroom soon, I'm afraid you will be drowned!
"Come on, Henry, you can! Move! Don't vomit, restrain your body's instincts and move!"
He roared like a beast in his heart, thinking about how to escape from the danger. He never thought that humans would be in danger in his bathroom, or the most disgusting way to die, drowning in excrement and domestic wastewater.
But he is a superhero after all, even without an Ant-Man uniform, he is a hero.
His mind that has been tortured by the phantom is still tough enough. During the long years of being tortured by the phantom, he has learned self-hypnosis, allowing himself to ignore the surrounding environment as much as possible, so he does it now.
Pim hinted that the liquid sprayed from the toilet was chocolate mayonnaise, and that he was not at home, but in Charlie's chocolate factory.
Self-hypnosis worked, and he soon stopped retching, but his body was trembling.
"Very well, now I have to find a way to get out of here...The ground is full of chocolate sauce, very slippery. Once you fall, your head may hit a wall or a hard object, and you will definitely die. Be safe... by the way, creep forward!"
Do as you think, Pim is fighting time.
He has some money, Howardella helped him participate in several projects and made a lot of money. So his house, bathroom, and bathroom are very large, and he has to rush to the door before the mayonnaise fills the bathroom, open the door and escape.
He immediately prostrated in the mayonnaise. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s introductory training was not in vain. He began to move forward quickly with standard military actions. Layers of chocolate sauce were pushed out by him, and the floating solids kept hitting his cheeks. Still turning a blind eye.
"It's nuts...there are large pieces of nuts in the chocolate sauce, and the smell...it's fruity, yes!" He hypnotized himself again, took a deep breath, but tears Don't know why it flows out.
How could the chief scientist of S.H.I.E.L.D. die here! He felt fierce in his heart, and the stroke of the water accelerated, like a catfish in the mud, he slid a few times before reaching the bathroom door.
He sat up on his knees, the mayonnaise had spread to his waist, and he stretched out a trembling hand to grab the doorknob.
However, at this moment, the door opened.
Wearing a wasp uniform, Janet shrank herself to the size of a little fairy and danced at the door. She looked at him with disgusting eyes, covered her nose with her hand, and said urnly.
"Hank Pim! You are so boring!"
"???"
Pim, who had just escaped from birth, didn't understand what Janet was talking about. The sticky things on his face kept streaming down, and the strange smell made him want to escape.
Janet flew a little farther, and looked at the sewage that was constantly pouring out of the bathroom, her face was very ugly: "You want me to experience the risks of being a superhero, remind me that dangers can happen anytime and anywhere, I understand, but No need for such disgusting means!"
Pim escaped from the bathroom, trying to catch up with Janet to explain, but she was more flexible and would not let the minions approach.
After reaching out several times to keep fruitless, Pim stood in the curry soup and shouted helplessly: "I don't. This is not an educational activity."
Janet was still holding her nose, the whole house was so stinky, she was fainting to crash, how could she be in the mood to talk nonsense to Pim?
"Could it be that you were very happy because we got in bed last night, so you secretly set off fireworks in the toilet to celebrate after getting up in the morning? Humph! I am very upset now! I can't wash my face, brush my teeth and make-up. I am still wearing yesterday's dirty clothes! Do you know what this means for women?!"
"No, I didn't do it, but the sewers exploded! Believe me!" Pim let out a cuckoo cry of blood.
Janet’s small face showed a look of contempt, her eyes pierced Pim’s heart like a sharp sword: "You still don’t understand, it doesn’t matter how things happened, now you should solve this matter quickly and let you A woman who can enjoy a peaceful life, wash white comfortably, and dress beautifully, this is what a boyfriend should do!"
Pim understands, yes, women looking for men to live with are looking for support. In many areas, the older generation of men have to cut trees and build houses by themselves after getting married. Not to mention that the entire United States knows that building dog houses and repairing sewers are Man's responsibility.
He was wrong in not distinguishing, but in telling Janet to fix it immediately.
When he grasped the spirit of the meeting and was about to make a promise, Janet had already flown away from the window and put a little hand to drop a sentence: "The room is too stinky. I'll go for a drive. You hurry up and work."
Then she disappeared, only the buzzing of wings flapping in the air was getting farther and farther, and the sound of viscous tide flowing closer and closer, Pim stood on the spot...
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Janet flapped her wings and flew over the courtyard and over the community.
She found out that Pim hadn't lied to her, because the situation on the street was worse than at home, and the brown torrent was rolling and roaring on the road.
What happened at home is just a microcosm of the incidents common to thousands of households in New York today, and perhaps no one in the city is spared.
The manhole covers were all flying in the air, and the dark-brown water column below swayed against them, and all kinds of dirt splashed around. The few pedestrians fled with their heads on the higher sidewalks, their bodies in various colors. The stars are like Dalmatians.
Someone went out to walk their dog in the morning, but now they are holding their dog and struggling not to let the pet break free to eat on the ground. Someone climbed to the tree and called for help, hoping that someone would help him down. There was also a vehicle hitting a street light pole, and the driver escaped from the cab, but knelt on the ground and vomited nonstop.
"Help! I'm going to be drowned in shit!" A man shouted as he ran, but the filth on the sidewalk spread over his ankle.
"Haha! The end of the world is finally here! You mortals have seen it?!" A homeless man holding a large card of'The end of the world is coming', madly jumped'Shit in the song' on the side of the stone. Classic dance.
"Yeah! We were attacked by biochemical weapons! The scene is out of control! Today is not April Fools' Day, Faq! Will the government raise you idiots only to ask questions? Faq!" There is also a grumpy brother on the roadside She uttered a fragrant scent beside her police call, and greeted all the family members of the Federal President to the police operator~EbookFREE.me~ Janet shuddered as she watched the chaotic scene, and felt for the wanderings who lived in the sewer all the year round. The Hans prayed and drew a cross on their chests wishing them rest in peace...
Then she quickly raised some heights, she didn't want to get these things.
If it's another superhero, she might go down to save people or something at this time, but Janet won't. She loves cleanliness and beauty, and has always lived a life like a lady.
Dr. Dean has never needed her to work, so she doesn't even know how to cook and wash dishes. She is completely free from sunshine. Now let her deal with the city's outbreak? It's better to kill her.
So she just hovered in the air to observe for a while, and finally her eyes lit up and flew towards the sea.
If the whole city is swallowed by excrement and sewage, then it should be fine on the sea. In the morning, blowing the sea breeze may improve your mood, and maybe you can take a swim and wash your uniforms. This must be excellent.
So the little bee buzzed and flew away, walking in a hurry, even too late to say goodbye.