Chapter 1229: ? Cousin's complaint

"Why did you come back? Do you know how anxious I am waiting?" Wade, with a mysterious substance on his body, rubbed a few large leaves while rubbing his body, and said with a grimace: "I'm in the belly of the monster Hearing from the audience that you went back to DC, I was so scared that I slid and got out, and even the uniform fell in its stomach."
At this time, Deadpool looks like a pool of rotten meat. There is no other clothes except the mask. There are some yellow and green unidentified substances hanging on the rotten body. The whole person exudes several times before. The stench.
Su Ming could only ask Strangling to block his nose in the mask to show respect, while the others had already vomited to one side, but they saw with their own eyes how Wade returned to the world from the'natural pathway' witness.
Witnessing the indescribable horrible facts, their spirits were severely impacted, and all their worldviews and outlooks on life were subverted. Ulysses vomited while muttering blankly:
"Why? Why is this? Hey! I have seen the cycle of life! The truth of this world!"
He seems a little stupid, but he doesn't know whether he is going crazy temporarily or permanently?
Su Ming can't help them, he is not a psychologist, let them heal themselves.
He could only take out a few bottles of mineral water from his pocket and throw it on the ground, and let Wade take it to rush it: "I'm back, why are you so bitter?"
Wade glanced at him, picked up the mineral water and twisted it on his head, wiping his face like a bath with his empty hand, looking scared.
"I heard from the audience over there that if you walked five seconds late just now, you would be caught by Wonder Woman. Once you get caught up in her, you might have to save the world. Then you will If you lose me, your teammates will all be trapped here and suffer."
Su Ming curled his lips. How could it be so exaggerated. Although these people could not control the undead army after he left, and could not continue the expedition, Monak had the coordinates of the escape route, and it was still possible to escape here.
"Didn't I come back, calm down."
Wade shook his head, he scratched his own creak: "You don't know what kind of tragedy happened to your DC partner who was dressed like me, dressed like me, and handsome and looks like me after you left?"
"What happened to Barry?"
Su Ming frowned. It was right for Bari to sacrifice to the sky when it happened, but Su Ming needed to be present to sacrifice to the sky.
Now Batman is not there, the Super League is not there, and Su Ming himself is not there, so I can’t enjoy the BUFF. It's like playing LOL, and your teammates haven't been resurrected yet. What's the point of you and Dalong going together?
"The woman pulled one of his hands and asked him to explain why he let you go, and where you went, he couldn't say anything." Wade sighed, and the yellow water stain wet a large area of ​​the ground. "The old man with white beard pulled his other hand, insisting on performing French fries for him, and talking about joining...He is going to be torn in half, so cruel and dark. "
Su Ming squinted his eyes and stared at Wade's muddy face until he turned his head guiltily before asking.
"When did you start, do you know what happened in DC?"
"Shoo, scare me, you stared at me so straight, I thought you finally couldn't restrain your inner animal desires, and wanted to pick my chrysanthemum." Wade wiped his forehead and diluted it a lot. Xiangshui throws aside: "It was a long time ago. Since you lowered the multiverse over there from four to three dimensions, I can hear the voices of the audience there, but there are a lot of things that they don’t understand. What does it mean to call me a green light traitor?"
"It's just that you are carrying the blame for yourself on Earth 199999. Don't pay attention to those details. Continue to say, can you enter the DC world?"
Su Ming hugged his arms and asked more critical questions. If you can use the genuine little cousin in DC, then many problems will become much easier.
Wade looked at the canopy above his head for a moment, his eyes met the insects on the tree for a while before shook his head.
"No, you know, I’m not you, I can’t break through the wall of origin. Leaving Marvel means that Thanos’ curse and death’s care will be invalidated, and my cancer will be let down in three hours. I was so horribly dead, vomiting blood, bleeding from my seven orifices, and incontinence."
"What if I can make sense of the death over there?" Su Ming hesitated a bit, and said so.
Wade exhaled like a donkey, his lower lip made a bald sound, and his head shook faster: "I heard that the one over there is completely different from my dear hot girl. She will only send me away with a smile. Reborn without any extra care for you and me."
"If I can find Lucifer and the Sandman, maybe there is a way to make a multi-party transaction." Su Ming smacked his lips and changed his mind.
Wade wanted to reach out and pat him, but was swiftly avoided, so he had to continue flushing himself: "Slade, it’s not that I don’t want to help you, but I’m afraid...I don’t have the ability to go for the money. Earn, only you can."
Su Ming rubbed his face. In fact, he had a way.
That is, from the physical level, drag Wade to DC. If he is not broken down by the void and the world wall, he can die there, and then use the genuine black lamp ring to resurrect him into a black lamp corpse. Then talk to the spirit of the existence of the white lantern, and use the power of the main lamp furnace to resurrect the black lantern zombies.
Go find the Sandman again, and fictionalize the origin of Deadpool in DC from the country of dreams. With own Wilson, the DC world will not repel another Wilson too much.
Then I went to the genius doctor at midnight to cure Wade's cancer within three hours, and then I was looking for death, so that Deadpool could regain the power of immortality.
The method is there, but the operation is too...troublesome and too uncertain. If any step is not achieved, all previous efforts will be lost.
What's more, Wade can only be regarded as an unconventional weapon. In some special situations, he can provide little combat power.
The Laughing Bat is already ‘the typhoon landed at the door of the house’, that’s crazy, do you expect him to vomit when he sees Wade?
He can beat Wade to vomiting, after all, he is Batman.
This is because Deadpool has a special ability to do so. After all, this set can not work and can bring him back to Marvel, and he can be resurrected. Others don't have this condition.
The only person Su Ming can lead over now is Xili, but that little girl's film also doesn't have much combat effectiveness, and additional transformations are needed.
Besides, she has been on Geralt's side in recent years. What kind of a dark warrior... can't care about it.
Sure enough, the time is still too late. He sighed and changed the subject: "Don't talk about that, I went to consult a professional and I have found a way to deal with the monsters, and then I will tell you the plan~ EbookFREE.me~ Let’s implement it together."
"Okay, cousin." Wade crawled on the ground, climbed to the door of the monster's cave, rummaged in a pile of things, picked up his belt, and crawled back.
He took out a new uniform from his pocket and said it was new. It was the one that was worn a month ago and was left unwashed. The two sets of uniforms were worn in turn. Always pick the slightly cleaner one.
I was ulcerated and pus all over, and washing clothes was a waste of time, so I just got dirty.
Putting on the red jumpsuit, he jumped back and forth, confirming that his bones were grown and his head was in the correct position: "I am ready. I am now as powered as a fully charged remote control vibrator. Exactly, this time this monster will definitely make this monster cool, let's talk, what's the plan?"
Su Ming began to continuously take things from his pockets and place them on Deadpool.
"This is a powerful flashlight, this is a flash bomb, this is a candle, and this, the Illumination Scroll, take it all."
Wade was holding a lot of things, and a series of question marks appeared on his head.