Chapter 1746: ?What is a hero

Latest website: Tony's arrangement went smoothly. If he has money, he can do whatever he wants. He is responsible for distributing the pepper first, so he left after making a few calls.
As for Wade?
Although the marijuana he bought can’t be sold, but there’s no expiration date for this thing. He is very happy to join the song and dance troupe temporarily. After all, he and Thor cost 10,000 dollars each. , This kind of life is really rare.
Wade can tap dance, but it's just an African version.
The Irish River Dance should actually be counted as a clog dance. The more popular tap dance was actually produced in North America around 1820.
The slaves in Africa brought the war dance used by their ancestors to sacrifice, while the Irish immigrants brought the clog dance, plus the kick dance on the bear side, and finally the kind of dance performed by Broadway.
Uncle Hei’s ancient war dances are different for each race, but there are generally similarities. Many times they raise a bonfire, roast an antelope or a living person from a hostile tribe, and then take the spear in the right hand and the skin in the left hand. Shield, barefoot, just kick dirt and sand quickly into the fire.
You want your feet to fall fast, you want the kind of flames that shake, dust and smoke.
Wade naturally learned this when he was a soldier in Rwanda, but Thor suffered more when rehearsing with the song and dance troupe. As an Asgardian, even if he had been to the atrium before, his scope of activities was only the Nordic. Small place.
If it is fine for him to drink or wrestle, dancing alone happens to be one of his weaknesses.
Fandral from the Three Friends of the Fairy Palace is good at these. The blond mustache man who likes to wear a green suit is also good at playing the harp and talking witty words, and he likes to mix with ladies.
He also gave up his supernatural powers and went to the atrium to experience it. It was 700 years ago and went to England, which was relatively prosperous at that time.
Although Odin and Gu Yi had an agreement that Asgard’s ‘god’ could not enter the earth casually, if that gave up all his divine power and came over as a ‘human’, the Supreme Mage would also close one eye.
Fandral often bragged about that story with Thor and the others when drinking, saying back and forth that he was living in Sherwood Forest with some mortal friends, wearing his favorite green hat, and plundering with bows and arrows.
Playing games with the cruel lords and bishops, grabbing their gold coins and food, and distributing them to the poor in the forest. He also married a mortal wife named Marian, and he was very happy.
At that time, he didn't think gold coins were of any use. He was self-sufficient living in the forest anyway, but everyone was very happy when they got the gold coins they looted. Like honey, hold him to the sky.
Therefore, every time he grabbed food, he tried to get some gold coins, just to distribute them, so that others could boast of his honor.
At that time, people called him the incarnation of chivalry, and invented a vocabulary specifically for him called the greenwood hero (;inthegreenwood), with countless honors in one.
Fandral also promised that now Thor and the others would go to the atrium to inquire, and mortals must still remember the story of Robin Hood, which was his alias at the time.
But when he was happily drinking Thor took advantage of the situation and asked, "What about your wife? 'when.
The cuckold mustache always sighed slightly, then changed to another topic without a trace.
The life span of mortals is so short, what good results can man and God have? You can only ‘have it once’ but not ‘forever’...
Fandral, who has stories and wine, can only continue to be his fairy palace prodigal son, because he foresaw that the strong minds of the Asgard female warriors would be his final destination, but he didn't want to walk into the marriage grave so quickly.
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Thor wears the vest that a tap dancer needs to wear, but he is too big and dances very much like a bear in a circus who stepped on a big ball, but it can be considered unique.
Professional dancers naturally look down on his performance, but to allow these two laymen to join in tonight's performance, that is the request of the gold master, can only pinch his nose.
At the end of the rehearsal and rest, Thor told Wade about Robin Hood, but this was just to let the mercenaries know that the rich second generation had another imaginary friend.
It is impossible to directly expose the fantasy dream of hypothesis, which would make them sick on the spot, so Wade told the story of the masked volunteers who are now active.
Tony’s yacht is very big, and at the tipping point where he can’t tell whether it’s a yacht or a cruise ship, Wade pulled Thor to the recreation room, ate snacks and drinks, and turned on the TV.
"It's just right." Wade was delighted as soon as he watched TV, and pointed his finger at the advertisement that is now playing: "Speaking of masked heroes, we have to mention this veteran, who has been active from the Second World War to the present. He can be seen everywhere."
Thor hadn't seen TV before. He looked at the big box with video activities intently and forgot to drink the wine in his hand.
In the picture, a man wearing a blue, white and red uniform and carrying a star shield is climbing a snow-capped mountain. The cold wind roars and the snow flies, and you can feel the biting cold across the screen.
But the man's eyes were firm, so he squeezed the waist-deep snow and climbed up the mountain.
The screen uses simple techniques to reflect the difficulties he encountered along the way, such as almost falling into a crevice in the glacier, fighting with the snow wolves that appeared, such as suddenly encountering an avalanche and so on.
He remained undaunted, overcoming all difficulties with a serious face and moving on.
In the end, he stood on the high mountain peak, and the surrounding snow-capped mountains seemed to have surrendered to his feet. The golden sunlight flooded his body that day, and the man seemed to shine like a god.
Just when Thor wanted to throw the cup in his hand to applaud him...
Who knows that when the picture suddenly turned to the front of the person, the man smiled and took out a small rectangular box from his arms and placed it on the edge of his ear, with his finger on it, the box was lit up, showing the various Plant colorful patterns to come.
He smiled sincerely and said loudly in the wind and snow:
"Wilson titanium alloy mobile phone, wrapped in old cowhide imported from the Netherlands, diamond screen, 1G memory, 100,000 pixel high-definition camera, salute to a successful life."
"Exclusive one-to-one secret key, automatic alarm when man-machine separation is ten meters."
"If you forget to bring it, you will be reminded, if you lose it, you will call the police. Don't forget to bring your phone, and your secrets will not be leaked."
"Invisible dialing, encrypted call, traceless communication, dual card dual standby, no mutual interference."
"Success is not about looking forward ~ EbookFREE.me~ but you are standing on a high place, planning tactics, and controlling the future. This is the titanium mobile phone, and this is the world in mind!"
After a long paragraph of advertising, the screen also showed a close-up of the mobile phone rotating in the sky, with the trademarks of Wilson Enterprises and Stark Industries on the side, and a long list of six-digit US dollars at the bottom.
Captain America smiled and held the phone to his chest again, and gave a thumbs up, just as he had done in the past few decades-that's it!
"Call the free phone at the bottom of the screen to order!"
With the captain's roar, the wine glass in Thor's hand also slid to the ground, and the brown wine soaked a large piece of carpet under his legs, as if he had peeed.
The pure Thor opened his mouth and couldn't think of what to say. It wasn't until the commercials passed for a long time and the TV station began to broadcast the NBA 2002 Finals, and he came back to his senses with a blank face.
"...Are all the heroes in the atrium like this?"