Chapter 2138: Dirty

Don’t look at the man with the heavy machine gun talking vulgarly and awkwardly, but he was ruthless and accurate. Whenever a bug that was blown out by the small spiders temporarily lost his body control, the metal torrent formed by the bullet came as promised, and the bug volleyed. Burst.
Shooting is what Deadpool is best at. Although the marksmanship is not particularly accurate, he reacts quickly.
If the Olympic Games allowed the use of heavy machine guns, he would actually want to participate in events like frisbee.
Perhaps it was because he sensed that something could not be done, and the remaining bugs on the street retreated temporarily. The next time they come back, I'm afraid it will be a bigger army.
But this "retreat and reorganization" still gave up some time. S.H.I.E.L.D. agents took the opportunity to reorganize the civilians, and rushed into the subway station at the junction of the street under the cover of spiders and Deadpool.
After the bullet of the revolver gun was finished, Deadpool simply inserted it into the trash can of the subway station. Anyway, it was his cousin who gave it to him, and he didn't feel distressed.
Feeling the big hole punched by the insects' weapons, he barely stuffed the broken intestines into his belly, he looked at his black and red uniform, and the blue and red uniform of the little spider, his eyes lit up.
"Hey, brother, did you play well just now, depending on your figure, your is very cocked, you usually like to exercise, right? I also like the adult exercise, hehe..." He said Lai Shudi slipped to Peter's side and hooked the clown's neck: "By the way, I haven't seen you in New York before. Today is you taking the horses out to play?"
Because of the hook and shoulders, the smell of Deadpool's armpits was like brown smoke, and it ‘swishes’ into Peter’s nostrils.
The polite little spider wanted to answer, saying that he had seen Deadpool not long ago, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he coughed violently and even shed tears.
This smell is a bit on the top, what's the matter with the hot throat? When we met last time, we didn't have such a close contact. Did you escape the disaster?
Looking at Gwen and the others, they had long been hiding away. A group of girls gathered in a small circle and whispered something to Deadpool.
"Peter is defiled..."
"He is dirty..."
"Hey, maybe I can wash it with alcohol when I go back..."
"Even so, I still..."
Peter wanted to cry without tears, and he had difficulty following the girls. He had a common secret and was able to have a crush on them at close range. As a result, he was ruined by Deadpool!
"Humph!"
The bug grabbed Wade's arm and threw it off his shoulder, turning his head and stomping his feet.
"Oh? Are you a tsundere type?" Deadpool doesn't care. He has a good impression of the short man in front of him, because from the color of the uniform, everyone's aesthetics are similar: "You are new to debut. Right? So I don’t know that my Deadpool’s name is also normal. The audience said that I’m like stinky tofu. Although it smells stinky, it tastes good. By the way, do you like to eat feet? I sometimes watch it at home at night Something will come on TV..."
Deadpool-type nonsense, as always, contains a lot of anti-human disgusting content and self-promotion.
But what Peter said is also a teenager in the new era, and he still has the psychological endurance. Not only did he not spit out the contents of his stomach, but he spit out the groove:
"How old are you and still eat your feet? Is it the kind of just holding your feet in your mouth? I guess the salty taste you get should be sweat, including inorganic salt and when you walk during the day What do you say, should it be mud?"
After covering his face, Peter seemed to have awakened the second personality. He dared to say what he didn't dare to say, and he dared to do everything he didn't dare to do. At the same time, he became a babble.
The S.H.I.E.L.D. team was still handing over civilians to the military. It was not a good time to negotiate prices. When Wade saw the little spider taking care of himself, he was so talkative, so he talked more enthusiastically:
"No, you look at it." Deadpool stretched out his hand, opened his five fingers and flipped through the display: "This is my little Zuo, and the big Zuo is the same, right?"
"Well, I've heard about Da Zuo on the Internet, but I didn't expect that someone could do it." Peter turned around and glanced at Deadpool's paws: "Sure enough, the world is so big, I probably understand those foot fetishes. Thoughts of addiction, but never thought that you can be personified even when you are here, you won."
A smile appeared under Deadpool's mask, his white eyes narrowed, and he suddenly became humble:
"It's not a big deal, I just have a certain ‘special skill’." He waved his hand and started talking about business again: "Look, hey!"
Along with the dubbing, he took off his tactical gloves, revealing the big hands like chicken feet corroded by sulfuric acid.
"Hey! Disgusting!"
Spider-Man covered his mouth. He had never seen this kind of hand before. It might be a late-stage skin cancer plus severe burns, right?
Deadpool smiled, where is this?
"Don't rush to comment, my masked buddy, keep your eyes open, the following is the moment to witness the miracle!"
After that, his little right hand held the position of the little left wrist and rubbed it, and then he slammed upward!
I saw that the decaying skin on the top of Xiao Zuo fell off directly, exposing the decaying muscle fascia and blood vessels underneath, as if it were the residual limbs of human specimens that were discarded in the garbage dump and gnawed by rats.
Peter was stunned on the spot. He was a little scared for a moment, but when he came back, he was more surprised.
He has never seen someone take off his skin like a glove~EbookFREE.me~ This ability is so cool, right?
Super self-healing is a very good ability even in this new century. After all, physical fitness is a very important capital, and self-healing is too convenient.
In the inexplicable gazes of the spider girls, he held the hand of Deadpool, placed it at the front of his eyes and looked at it. It took him a long time to return it and let out a sigh of emotion:
"Cool, yes, it would be nice if you behave cleaner and sanitary. Would you like to try the fragrance roller? It can effectively cover up the body odor of sports."
"Alas, I used to be a very clean person. Even if I killed a mosquito, I would go to a sauna to detox." The small eyes on the Deadpool mask looked pitiful: "But it doesn't work anymore, I have cancer. Do you understand? The incurable disease."
The simple little spider was immediately in awe.
Suffering from cancer, but to go out and bravely fight against alien invasion? What kind of spirit is this?
"Sorry, I don't know your experience and difficulties." He took the initiative to give Deadpool a hug, patted the back hard, and did not care: "You are a selfless good person, I said too much before. Yes. But you probably understand it? People are a little bit unable to control their mouths after wearing the mask, and there is always a lot to say in their hearts."
But Deadpool, who was regarded as a good person, saw that the other side of Coleson and the others were finished, and immediately pushed away the bugs beside him and waved to the other side, and shouted with a smile:
"AC! The abbreviation of Agent Coleson! Look here! I helped you save people before, let's negotiate a condition?!"
Spider-Man's hands that were about to hold Deadpool froze in the air, and his face under his simple mask turned into a black question mark expression.
"what?"
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